Found one!

She's pretty hot for a crazy, drug-addled, child-abusing, MILF.

I'm a guy in Illinois looking for a hot, crazy brunette, so I'm getting a kick out of this headline.

She moved to the White House about 6 months ago.

I'm a hot, crazy brunette in Illinois, so I am getting a kick out of this headline.

I guess hot is all a matter of taste

Over in one!

/I'd hit it though.
//Not Palin.
///The crazy child abductor. Then I'd run.

Whoops...found her...now what will my wife think?...perhaps if I could have gotten her to Argentina...

I actually saw this alert this morning at the train station. They described the girl as weighing 40 lbs. They did not mention she is a chubster.

My grandfather lived in Plano. Small town, quiet as anything. I imagine this is the most work the police there have had to do in decades.

That little girl looks like she is going to grow up to be Sam Kinison.

Car_Ramrod: I'm a guy in Illinois looking for a hot, crazy brunette, so I'm getting a kick out of this headline.

Shut_up_and_fark_me: I'm a hot, crazy brunette in Illinois, so I am getting a kick out of this headline.

How serendipitous.

Shut_up_and_fark_me: I actually saw this alert this morning at the train station. They described the girl as weighing 40 lbs. They did not mention she is a chubster.

Heard it on GN too ... my question is, why is a three year old in diapers? cripes

For once the submitter is right about the chick in the article. Very hot. Would engage in irresponsible sexual behavior with.

A girl's craziness is 10% fun and 90% absolute disaster.

No thanks, you can keep the bunny boilers for yourselves.

DaScribbler: Shut_up_and_fark_me: I actually saw this alert this morning at the train station. They described the girl as weighing 40 lbs. They did not mention she is a chubster.

Heard it on GN too ... my question is, why is a three year old in diapers? cripes

Yeah, that. *er* THIS.

DaScribbler: Heard it on GN too cripes

When I see the sign light up on the platform I always think "Gee, I really hope a child got abducted", because otherwise it means my train is running late.

Shut_up_and_fark_me: I'm a hot, crazy brunette in Illinois, so I am getting a kick out of this headline.

How YOU doin'?

Shut_up_and_fark_me: DaScribbler: Heard it on GN too cripes

When I see the sign light up on the platform I always think "Gee, I really hope a child got abducted", because otherwise it means my train is running late.

I lollered.

/hate late trains too

Car_Ramrod: How serendipitous.

I first learned what that word meant back when it was a section in "Penthouse Letters".

/hot & crazy

SOME KIDS POTTY TRAIN SLOW OK IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL
/Has vivid memories of diapers being a little tight the summer before kindergarten

Car_Ramrod: Car_Ramrod: I'm a guy in Illinois looking for a hot, crazy brunette, so I'm getting a kick out of this headline.

Shut_up_and_fark_me: I'm a hot, crazy brunette in Illinois, so I am getting a kick out of this headline.

How serendipitous.

We'll be back in two-and-two on the Love Connection.

Shut_up_and_fark_me: Car_Ramrod: How serendipitous.

I first learned what that word meant back when it was a section in "Penthouse Letters".

Finally, my memoirs are getting the recognition they deserve.

Illinois police looking for hot, crazy brunette. Who isn't?

I do not think that word means. . . .

HunterT: SOME KIDS POTTY TRAIN SLOW OK IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL
/Has vivid memories of diapers being a little tight the summer before kindergarten

It's OK, keep telling yourself that.

BTW, how are those diapers fitting now? You are aware they make adult sizes now, aren't you?

DukeBabe: I guess hot is all a matter of taste

YUMMMMMY!

Pants full of macaroni!!: /hot & crazy

Good gawd, I'd give Michelle B. the best grudgefark of her life...:)

You'll all hate me if I post Boxxy's head photoshopped on a bikini girl's body, right?

DaScribbler: Shut_up_and_fark_me: I actually saw this alert this morning at the train station. They described the girl as weighing 40 lbs. They did not mention she is a chubster.

Heard it on GN too ... my question is, why is a three year old in diapers? cripes

Because some children have bedwetting issues.

egro: Because some children have bedwetting issues.

You do realize you're going to be ignored by the ignorant, right? They're going to rant on about this, completely unaware that every parent has either dealt with this or has a friend with kids that had to deal with this.

It's amazing what we don't know when we get into the parenting endeavor.

She named the kid "Rheannon." That's like the white version of "LaQuisha" or "LaMarron."

Yeah, that's all I got.

Speakin of crazy hot brunettes, that pic of KZJ on the side-bar is making my pants a little tight.

Is it wrong of me to think the little girl
looks like Sam Kennison ?

/seriously, spitting image

Hot?

Fark Standards ^TM never cease to not surprise me.

Newt13: Is it wrong of me to think the little girl
looks like Sam Kennison ?

/seriously, spitting image

Need a side-by-side comparison. Photoshop anyone?

Hey Illinois police, see if she has a hot crazy redhead friend for me.

Hey, I've got a hot, crazy blond ex in Illinois...you can take her too cops!

/farking coont.

that woman is NOT hot. In fact, I bet if she was on HotorNot.com she would score a 4/10 at the very most.

You guys have lower standards because you are backed up, but fear not, date night will be here in 2 days.

The Ninj': that woman is NOT hot. In fact, I bet if she was on HotorNot.com she would score a 4/10 at the very most this would be 2002.

FTFY

The Ninj': that woman is NOT hot. In fact, I bet if she was on HotorNot.com she would score a 4/10 at the very most.

You guys have lower standards because you are backed up, but fear not, date night will be here in 2 days.

You sound like you're heading to the gym really soon, in about 26 minutes or so.

I'm looking for a hot, crazy redhead, but I'm repeating myself.

/repeating myself

delsydsoftware: That little girl looks like she is going to grow up to be Sam Kinison.


Came here to say this.

Shut_up_and_fark_me (favorite) 2009-07-02 11:21:28 AM
DaScribbler: Heard it on GN too cripes

When I see the sign light up on the platform I always think "Gee, I really hope a child got abducted", because otherwise it means my train is running late.

Shut_up_and_fark_me: Car_Ramrod: How serendipitous.

I first learned what that word meant back when it was a section in "Penthouse Letters".

Good God woman, tone down your cuteness and awesomeness!

egro: DaScribbler: Shut_up_and_fark_me: I actually saw this alert this morning at the train station. They described the girl as weighing 40 lbs. They did not mention she is a chubster.

Heard it on GN too ... my question is, why is a three year old in diapers? cripes

Because some children have bedwetting issues.

Aren't those the children that should be culled though?

Sorry, I'm not available.

unfarkingbelievable: Sorry, I'm not available.

And I'm traveling. What's your point?