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(Telegraph) Strange Is your office dull and boring? Are you suffering from a lack of employee morale? What you need is a "naked Friday"   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 150
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jaahuuu 2009-07-02 01:04:12 PM  
I'm all for this.

I really don't want to see most of my 200-or-so co-workers naked, but I'd deal as long as I get to see the 6 hotties.

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:04:20 PM  
Mykeru: geekluv: do you have nude pics of yourself as well? I love veal... baby calfs are tasty.

Oh sure lots. Of course, all of the photos have serious problems with foreshortening. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Just send tasteful, artistically composed and pre-Raphaelite inspired photographs of your gignormous gazongas to my e-mail and your fiancé need never know about our torrid hot bonobo affair.


well if I wanted to do that I have no way of sending them since you have no email address on your profile

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:09:59 PM  
buddyrtr: geekluv: EZ Writer: geekluv: EZ Writer: geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile.i>

Your profile pic is more than adequate - you look similar to Evangeline Lilly, but hotter...

While I'm here, does this smell like chloroform to you?


8oP

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:10:12 PM  
geekluv: well if I wanted to do that I have no way of sending them since you have no email address on your profile

Well, I turned it on just for you. Is that dedication or what?

 
EZ Writer 2009-07-02 01:11:34 PM  
Mykeru: geekluv: well if I wanted to do that I have no way of sending them since you have no email address on your profile

Well, I turned it on just for you. Is that dedication desperation or what?


FTFY

/Had to

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:14:11 PM  
EZ Writer: Mykeru: geekluv: well if I wanted to do that I have no way of sending them since you have no email address on your profile

Well, I turned it on just for you. Is that dedication desperation or what?

FTFY

/Had to


i181.photobucket.com

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:14:40 PM  
Mykeru: geekluv: well if I wanted to do that I have no way of sending them since you have no email address on your profile

Well, I turned it on just for you. Is that dedication or what?


That is defintely dedication & I sent you some more.

EZ Writer: Mykeru: geekluv: well if I wanted to do that I have no way of sending them since you have no email address on your profile

Well, I turned it on just for you. Is that dedication desperation or what?

FTFY

/Had to


Someone seems jealous this afternoon

 
EZ Writer 2009-07-02 01:14:52 PM  
Photobucket gets filterpwned at my work... I'll need a description.

 
Cthulhu Theory 2009-07-02 01:16:03 PM  
I can't help but wonder what the world would be like if everyday was naked friday?

Would more people take better care of themselves or would we have more people overwieght because we just dont care?

I for one am not opposed to the idea. There's lots of good to go with the bad round these parts, I just don't know if they're ready to bask in my godly glory!

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:18:17 PM  
EZ Writer: Photobucket gets filterpwned at my work... I'll need a description.

sent you the pic "Carry On you Magnificent Bastard"

 
utardsRock 2009-07-02 01:21:09 PM  
I work with a bunch of fat dudes... We'd have to hire some women before I'd sign off on this

/but really likes the idea

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:21:28 PM  
geekluv: Someone seems jealous this afternoon

Yeah. He can get his own damn Farkette.

 
EZ Writer 2009-07-02 01:30:01 PM  
geekluv: Someone seems jealous this afternoon

Who, me?


img523.imageshack.us

 
Kittrina 2009-07-02 01:30:15 PM  
I see way too much from some coworkers when they are fully clothed.

DO NOT WANT

/how would you like to know that the person you have on the phone in tech support is naked?

 
Pants full of macaroni!! 2009-07-02 01:33:28 PM  
Good thing nothing like this would ever be instituted in my workplace, else I'd have to take a sick day.

/no one needs to see this

 
Cthulhu Theory 2009-07-02 01:38:31 PM  
Kittrina: I see way too much from some coworkers when they are fully clothed.

DO NOT WANT

/how would you like to know that the person you have on the phone in tech support is naked?


One word summarizes this scenario... "Fap"

/cmon this is fark!

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:38:53 PM  
EZ Writer: geekluv: Someone seems jealous this afternoon

Who, me?


good lord that pic reminds me of my Sociology prof who gave me the creeps.

 
simpsonfan 2009-07-02 01:43:10 PM  
Casual Friday has gone too far...

 
iollow 2009-07-02 01:52:38 PM  
Or instead, hire a couple models for remedial tasks, for one day only, and get a new one every week. It could be "hottie Friday" or something. And nudity isn't required, in fact the better dressed the better. That would boost morale.

Or just give people a damn raise once in a while.

 
Derek313 2009-07-02 02:05:06 PM  
I work at Walmart. I'm going to say that no, I would not like this implemented.

 
smokinmic 2009-07-02 02:12:51 PM  
i'm going to go with no... i passed a lady that was easily pushing 350 just a couple of minutes ago...

 
StaleCoffee 2009-07-02 02:14:43 PM  
Honestly, I miss Beer Friday.

Boss would come in with 2 cases of mixed booze. 2 beer limit.

Everyone came in for Beer Friday, and nobody left early.

/wearing a coat because of this goddamn ac

 
dwade 2009-07-02 02:38:23 PM  
I think we should be nude all the time. I recently got a membership to the YMCA and nothing feels better than walking around nude in the locker room.

 
Pants full of macaroni!! 2009-07-02 02:43:12 PM  
dwade: I think we should be nude all the time. I recently got a membership to the YMCA and nothing feels better than walking around nude in the locker room.

So you're over 70 is what you're saying.

 
GRANDGALACTICINQUISITOR 2009-07-02 02:43:32 PM  
dwade: I think we should be nude all the time. I recently got a membership to the YMCA and nothing feels better than walking around nude in the locker room.

I hear that YMCA locker rooms are notorious homosexual hangouts. There the bathhouses of the 00s. NTTAWWT

/"i'm just going to the bathroom!"

 
elev8meL8r 2009-07-02 02:49:20 PM  
Kittrina:
/how would you like to know that the person you have on the phone in tech support is naked?


I just automatically assume they are.

 
elev8meL8r 2009-07-02 02:51:16 PM  
Pocket Ninja: Great. Now expect cottage industry of motivational seminars and corporate speakers who use titles like "Stripping the Paradigm" to spring up all over the place.
cheese

Fixed it for my work

 
Jerry The King LoLer 2009-07-02 03:11:07 PM  
Not a good idea for at-home daycare.

/Don't want all the crotch-high toddlers sneezing on my junk.

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 03:15:18 PM  
Pants full of macaroni!!: dwade: I think we should be nude all the time. I recently got a membership to the YMCA and nothing feels better than walking around nude in the locker room.

So you're over 70 is what you're saying.


No, this is just a sub-type at the gym. Dwade, we are so on to you, dude.

 
Delphis 2009-07-02 03:15:45 PM  
iollow: Or just give people a damn raise once in a while.

Yea, naked chicks at work isn't the raise I was looking for.

But if the 18-25 yr old girl students want to run around naked I'd by all means let them.

/happens to run lab security cameras too..
//could be interesting

 
Sugarloafer 2009-07-02 04:07:50 PM  
Since we each work our shifts alone, I'm ALL for it! However, it would be awkward for the clients and delivery folks.

 
highendmighty 2009-07-02 04:26:09 PM  
bobguy64: what_now: Oh for the love of God no!! I am by far the most attractive member of this office, and I am a TFETTE!!!

Can you imagine the rest????????

...and obviously the most humble.


Well have you blown up her pic?

Pixelicious!!!!

 
YesItsTom [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 04:38:34 PM  
I thought all the commenters would have had naked pictures of themselves posted already.

/Not sure if I'm leaving disappointed or not....

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 04:57:25 PM  
YesItsTom: /Not sure if I'm leaving disappointed or not....

You're not.

Remember, this is Fark, where Cheeto grease is considered a sex lube.

 
Haoie 2009-07-02 05:01:18 PM  
Some days I'm surprised we even have a casual Fri.

 
elev8meL8r 2009-07-02 05:01:54 PM  
Mykeru: YesItsTom: /Not sure if I'm leaving disappointed or not....

You're not.

Remember, this is Fark, where Cheeto grease is considered a sex lube.


You mean it's NOT?!

(tosses Drew's book over shoulder) Wrong again, FARK's guide to sex!

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 05:32:32 PM  
Mykeru: YesItsTom: /Not sure if I'm leaving disappointed or not....

You're not.

Remember, this is Fark, where Cheeto grease is considered a sex lube.


Never heard of that use before. I just use KY.

 
elev8meL8r 2009-07-02 05:36:23 PM  
geekluv:

Never heard of that use before. I just use KY.


The WHOLE state?

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 05:37:49 PM  
elev8meL8r: geekluv:

Never heard of that use before. I just use KY.

The WHOLE state?


KY Jelly silly

 
elev8meL8r 2009-07-02 05:39:43 PM  
Oh, the product. Of course. How silly of me!

 
Uncle Tractor 2009-07-02 06:02:31 PM  
FTFA: "Despite some initial reluctance, nearly all the staff took off all their clothes - except for one man, who wore a posing pouch, and one of two female workers, who kept on black underwear."

Great idea. Now you have skid-marks on every single seat at your workplace.

/no, gorgor
//baaad gorgor

 
ABQGOD 2009-07-02 06:13:10 PM  
I always wondered what was meant when Rimmer referred to Lister's space-boots as the "inside of an orangutan's posing pouch".

 
TheGreatGazoo 2009-07-02 06:26:29 PM  
Only 2 female workers? So it was basically a sausage party?

How do you explain this when you are looking for 'morale boosting' funding? Don't they usually tell you what they are doing ahead of time? I've never been involved in that part of a business decision, but if they are going to spend $2,000 on 'morale', then I would think they'd want more of a syllabus than 'surprise!'.

I'm surprised some prude didn't raise sexual harrassment. Or that might still be coming.

 
jamspoon 2009-07-02 07:11:12 PM  
Definitely not in my office. My yoga class on the other hand...

/'scuse me I'm going for a lie down

 
Magnir 2009-07-02 08:34:01 PM  
Hmm, no, no thank you not in this office.

\This thread was PERFECT for Cowgirl Toffee
\\Sad Panda

 
SalvatoreParadise 2009-07-03 08:29:19 AM  
geekluv: Mykeru: YesItsTom: /Not sure if I'm leaving disappointed or not....

You're not.

Remember, this is Fark, where Cheeto grease is considered a sex lube.

Never heard of that use before. I just use KY.


Annnnd that's it, I've made you a favorite because of this thread. Hot puppies, I love smart, sexy, sarcastic women.

/my bunk, let me show you it
//EIP for BIE
///hahahahahaaaaaa like I stand a chance in hell of that happening

 
hostJP 2009-07-03 08:30:54 AM  
Considering I work in a casino. I for one approve of this idea!!! Nude cocktail waitress Fridays!! I'm in.

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 09:07:49 AM  
SalvatoreParadise: geekluv: Mykeru: YesItsTom: /Not sure if I'm leaving disappointed or not....

You're not.

Remember, this is Fark, where Cheeto grease is considered a sex lube.

Never heard of that use before. I just use KY.

Annnnd that's it, I've made you a favorite because of this thread. Hot puppies, I love smart, sexy, sarcastic women.

/my bunk, let me show you it
//EIP for BIE
///hahahahahaaaaaa like I stand a chance in hell of that happening


thank you

 
hostJP 2009-07-03 09:21:48 AM  
SalvatoreParadise: Annnnd that's it, I've made you a favorite because of this thread. Hot puppies, I love smart, sexy, sarcastic women.

/my bunk, let me show you it
//EIP for BIE
///hahahahahaaaaaa like I stand a chance in hell of that happening


I know I'm being an unoriginal bastard but I second all of the above. Even the slashies!!!!

/Waiting to have the BIE cherry popped LOL

 
SalvatoreParadise 2009-07-03 11:38:54 AM  
geekluv: SalvatoreParadise:

Annnnd that's it, I've made you a favorite because of this thread. Hot puppies, I love smart, sexy, sarcastic women.

geekluv: thank you


trust me, the pleasure is all mine!

 
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