wruley: You can count me in. I have been to a few nude beaches, and being nude in a casual environment is really awsome.

Except for the fact that I developed a general maxim going to a "clothing optional" campground with the Church of the SubGenius on X-Day:

"Those most likely to get naked are most likely those you least want to see naked".

It's sort of like Newton's Law, but with less wiggle room.

Corollary to the maxim: The eye bleach, it does nothing.

Imagine the look on someones face that was hired on a Thursday.

HR Manager: Great so you can start work tomorrow.
New Employee: That would be fantastic. I'll be here first thing tomorrow.
HR Manager: Perfect and oh, ah Jim. When you show up tomorrow please make sure your naked. Thanks.

Didn't read TFA, but I KNOW we don't need it here. I'm 40 and the youngest person in the building. I don't ever want to see a group of 60 somethings naked.

At my old job, where the average age was under 30, and there were significant numbers of small cute females, hell yeah.

At my current job, where the average age is closer to 40, the average weight is about 220, and there are all of two women, hell no.

what_now: Oh for the love of God no!! I am by far the most attractive member of this office, and I am a TFETTE!!!

Can you imagine the rest????????

...and obviously the most humble.

geekluv: Good farking lord! If I saw a guy with that on I would run away like the dickens.

Mykeru: geekluv: Good farking lord! If I saw a guy with that on I would run away like the dickens.

That looks like a sex crazed fly.

geekluv: That looks like a sex crazed fly.

Oookaaay. Yeah. I can see that. Sure...sure it does.

/backs away slowly.

Mykeru

What makes me think "David Taylor" is the alias of a man wanted by the police for a string of offenses, including repeatedly making urinal deuces, harassing tobacconists over the long dead Prince Albert, serial pizza ordering in the name of "I.C. Weiner" and willfully, unlawfully and with malice aforethought publishing an alleged English-Hungarian phrase book with the intent to cause a breach of the peace?


I think he entered a plea of 'incompetence' on that last one.

You know who else wanted their workers to go naked on Fridays?

Would it not inevitably lead towards more awkwardness seeing the good looking females in the office and the subsequent arousal? Cause I know for a fact that'd happen to me. I'd have to spend the whole day behind my desk.

Well, for me...

Good: Only man in an office of 25 women
Bad: I'm 46
Fark: Most of them are old enough to be my mother

I'm with "How about no?" bear on this one.

Mykeru: geekluv: That looks like a sex crazed fly.

Oookaaay. Yeah. I can see that. Sure...sure it does.

/backs away slowly.

just farking with your mind sorry

Oh god no! The images they burn! They burn! Great now that I've gouged out my eyes maybe I can get the image of my co-workers naked out of my head.

You'd have to be pretty selective about your lunch choice. Definitely wouldn't go to Taco Bell. Probably have to bring in wet-wipes that day.

UberDave: This wouldn't be a good idea for several reasons...for one, all the other male members in my office would go out and buy automobiles that are larger than mine.

See! Its good for the economy too!

PirateKing: I'm in Kentucky.

No thank you.

So how is your sister?

This would never work here in the US. Sexual harassment claims would go through the roof.

Also, can you imagine the smell?

The only job that I want where co-workers are naked are:

fatal_exception: You'd have to be pretty selective about your lunch choice. Definitely wouldn't go to Taco Bell. Probably have to bring in wet-wipes that day.

I would definitely worry about that sort of thing.

//Ew

Looking around my cubicle, I do not want a naked friday ever.

geekluv: just farking with your mind sorry

Ah, you were "just testing me".

OK, makes perfect sense.

Hey! Look over there, a bunny!

I work in a room full of guys!!!!! :(
There are other rooms in the same company have have alright women, the only good looking one I've already seen nekked ;) badda bing

"Dammit, who got skid marks on the conference table!"

StaleCoffee: ... the busted AC that keeps this place a frigid arctic wasteland ...

Mykeru: geekluv: just farking with your mind sorry

Ah, you were "just testing me".

OK, makes perfect sense.

Hey! Look over there, a bunny!

sorry that dosage was too small....

"except for one man, who wore a posing pouch,"

WTF?

geekluv: sorry that dosage was too small....

Mykeru: geekluv: sorry that dosage was too small....

don't tell me you are going to drug me & try to have your way with me.

geekluv: Mykeru: geekluv: Good farking lord! If I saw a guy with that on I would run away like the dickens.

That looks like a sex crazed fly.

Brundle approves

geekluv: Mykeru: geekluv: sorry that dosage was too small....

don't tell me you are going to drug me & try to have your way with me.

Pics or GTFO

geekluv: Mykeru: geekluv: sorry that dosage was too small....

don't tell me you are going to drug me & try to have your way with me.

That does look like his plan. personally, I'd drug your guy, then have my way with you.

Scoop84: That does look like his plan

My plan? She sounded, well, hopeful...

This seems like a pretty typical office... You really want to see ALL of them naked? No picking and choosing - all of them. All day. Hanging out at your desk. How about no...

/I sound old
//Not fat

EZ Writer: This seems like a pretty typical office... You really want to see ALL of them naked? No picking and choosing - all of them. All day. Hanging out at your desk. How about no...

/I sound old
//Not fat

Now with added pic goodness...
/Fail

Mykeru: geekluv: Mykeru: geekluv: sorry that dosage was too small....

don't tell me you are going to drug me & try to have your way with me.

Pics or GTFO

uh I have a pic on my profile. If you want more you are going to have to ask.

geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile. If you want more you are going to have to ask.

Moar please?

EZ Writer: This seems like a pretty typical office... You really want to see ALL of them naked? No picking and choosing - all of them. All day. Hanging out at your desk. How about no...

/I sound old
//Not fat

how you doin?

EZ Writer: geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile. If you want more you are going to have to ask.

Moar please?

You already got enough 8oP

geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile. If you want more you are going to have to ask.

Do you have any nude photos of yourself?

Would you like to buy some?

/Hey, try the veal.

Mykeru: Scoop84: That does look like his plan

My plan? She sounded, well, hopeful...

Well, it may be her plan, too. Though she's unlikely to remember it afterward.

geekluv: EZ Writer: geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile. If you want more you are going to have to ask.

Moar please?

You already got enough 8oP

HA! No such thing!

I'd be up for it, so to speak. I'm sure everybody would wear their lab coats then.

Scoop84: Mykeru: Scoop84: That does look like his plan

My plan? She sounded, well, hopeful...

Well, it may be her plan, too. Though she's unlikely to remember it afterward.

I don't care. You know those condoms "ribbed for her pleasure"? I turn them inside out.

Mykeru: geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile. If you want more you are going to have to ask.

Do you have any nude photos of yourself?

Would you like to buy some?

/Hey, try the veal.

do you have nude pics of yourself as well? I love veal... baby calfs are tasty.

EZ Writer: geekluv: EZ Writer: geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile. If you want more you are going to have to ask.

Moar please?

You already got enough 8oP

HA! No such thing!

I'm still waiting on more from you

Scoop84: geekluv: Mykeru: geekluv: sorry that dosage was too small....

don't tell me you are going to drug me & try to have your way with me.

That does look like his plan. personally, I'd drug your guy, then have my way with you.

pic?

Mykeru: Scoop84: Mykeru: Scoop84: That does look like his plan

My plan? She sounded, well, hopeful...

Well, it may be her plan, too. Though she's unlikely to remember it afterward.

I don't care. You know those condoms "ribbed for her pleasure"? I turn them inside out.

soooo you like freaky sex?

Yeah, I would have to agree with the "how about no" crowd.

/machinist
//DO NOT WANT to cnc my tnb

geekluv: do you have nude pics of yourself as well? I love veal... baby calfs are tasty.

Oh sure lots. Of course, all of the photos have serious problems with foreshortening. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Just send tasteful, artistically composed and pre-Raphaelite inspired photographs of your gignormous gazongas to my e-mail and your fiancé need never know about our torrid hot bonobo affair.

geekluv: soooo you like freaky sex?

No, I'm just basically an asocial narcissist. I like a quick and dutiful 30-second hump in the missionary position and then immediately roll over and snore until my uvula bleeds.

geekluv: EZ Writer: geekluv: EZ Writer: geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile.i>

Your profile pic is more than adequate - you look similar to Evangeline Lilly, but hotter...

While I'm here, does this smell like chloroform to you?