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(Telegraph) Strange Is your office dull and boring? Are you suffering from a lack of employee morale? What you need is a "naked Friday"   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 150
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Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:24:40 AM  
Great. Now expect a cottage industry of motivational seminars and corporate speakers who use titles like "Stripping the Paradigm" to spring up all over the place.

 
benlonghair [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:26:36 AM  
No, I do not need that.

Cue the "DO NOT WANT" dog.

 
jonasborg [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:26:48 AM  
The ladies wouldwin contracts for cottage cheese. No thanks.

 
Agent Nick Fury [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:29:15 AM  
I'm naked right now but for some reason Fark is still dull and boring

 
HaywoodJablonski [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:38:58 AM  
If this catches on, I'm moving out of IT into pharmaceutical sales

 
God Is My Co-Pirate 2009-07-02 08:52:06 AM  
Not in my office, I don't.

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:59:38 AM  
Oh for the love of God no!! I am by far the most attractive member of this office, and I am a TFETTE!!!

Can you imagine the rest????????

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:06:05 AM  
benlonghair: No, I do not need that.

Cue the "DO NOT WANT" dog.


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tnpir [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:16:30 AM  
Looking around my own office....

...I think the good definitely outweighs the bad here, so count me in.

 
UberDave [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:00:42 AM  
This wouldn't be a good idea for several reasons...for one, all the other male members in my office would go out and buy automobiles that are larger than mine.

 
Rockstone 2009-07-02 10:48:08 AM  
Can we do this at my School please? And can the Teachers go away for a week while we do it?

 
nimblehuman 2009-07-02 10:48:36 AM  
Looking at the people I work with, I'd have to say this is a good idea...I work in MILF central...

On another note, I am in love with the short-haired brunette from TFA :)

 
Ponzholio 2009-07-02 10:49:28 AM  
No thanks. It would be a total sausage fest, there are nine guys in my office...

 
CrispFlows 2009-07-02 10:49:38 AM  
what_now: Oh for the love of God no!! I am by far the most attractive member of this office, and I am a TFETTE!!!

Can you imagine the rest????????


You were already on my favs but now I'm adding Tfette on the title.

 
Asteroth 2009-07-02 10:53:21 AM  
Sam Jackson, 23, the house manager, was the only woman to go fully naked.

Giggity!

Miss Jackson, who suffers from cerebral palsy...

Aw.

 
bonesdilligaf 2009-07-02 10:53:32 AM  
yeah.. no chance doing it here, my chair has slats.

/linger longer

 
StaleCoffee 2009-07-02 10:56:28 AM  
Even barring the fact I really don't want to see my co-workers naked, the busted AC that keeps this place a frigid arctic wasteland is not a place I'd want to lounge around nude.

 
skinny-lil-b 2009-07-02 10:56:35 AM  
YOUR HAVEN'T SEEN THE PEOPLE I WORK WITH, HAVE YOU?????


What is seen cannot be unseen.



NO

NO

NO

NO

PLEASE NO!

 
B A [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:56:44 AM  
At my job it would be about even 1/3 fatties, 1/3 yummies and 1/3 males. Part of me'd be up and down like a yoyo.

 
Krymson Tyde 2009-07-02 10:56:58 AM  
I'm a health inspector so it might cause some problems with the public, but hell, I'm in.

 
Thisbymaster 2009-07-02 10:57:22 AM  
Yeah I wish this would happen at my work it is 95% female.

 
J.D. Honnertits 2009-07-02 10:57:27 AM  
Naked Friday? Fug that.

 
Semi-Semetic 2009-07-02 10:57:55 AM  
Not in my office. Median age is old enough to get social security checks.

 
tweekster 2009-07-02 10:57:55 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

Unless the bosses daughter started here, then that would be okay.

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:58:55 AM  
Ponzholio: No thanks. It would be a total sausage fest, there are nine guys in my office...

I like to picture that happening.

 
CrispFlows 2009-07-02 10:59:00 AM  
Unfortunately, this method wouldn't be anything new to me.

/ Swinging really does relax well. :D You'd be suprised who's wild and who's vanilla.
// MF for MF or Unicorn, same room or soft accepted but no hard unless everyone consents.

 
drake113 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:59:42 AM  
The reason my morale is so damned low is because I don't work with anyone I'd want to see naked.

 
CrispFlows 2009-07-02 11:00:22 AM  
geekluv: Ponzholio: No thanks. It would be a total sausage fest, there are nine guys in my office...

I like to picture that happening.


That would be one hell of a bachelorette party for ya :) Congratulations.

 
reillan 2009-07-02 11:00:27 AM  
Well, that's certainly one way to keep your coworkers from stealing your chair...

 
Yakk 2009-07-02 11:00:35 AM  
I work from home so some mornings are naked day.

 
PirateKing 2009-07-02 11:01:40 AM  
I'm in Kentucky.

No thank you.

 
ThePuceGuardian 2009-07-02 11:01:50 AM  
David Taylor, a business psychologist, told workers at design and marketing onebestway, in Newcastle upon Tyne, that a Naked Friday idea would boost their team spirit.

This guy HAS to be a practical joker. He'll announce plans to remove Florida with handsaws next.

 
at80eighty [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:03:28 AM  
no no NO HELLLLLL NO

 
Mort_Q 2009-07-02 11:03:42 AM  
I teach. Upgrading. Mostly 20-somethings. Mostly female.

Would be... awkward.

 
CrankMyBlueSax 2009-07-02 11:03:50 AM  
Hellz yeah. Bring on naked Fridays. All you fatty haters can suck both inches of my dick.

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:03:55 AM  
"David Taylor, a business psychologist, told workers at design and marketing onebestway, in Newcastle upon Tyne, that a Naked Friday idea would boost their team spirit."

What makes me think "David Taylor" is the alias of a man wanted by the police for a string of offenses, including repeatedly making urinal deuces, harassing tobacconists over the long dead Prince Albert, serial pizza ordering in the name of "I.C. Weiner" and willfully, unlawfully and with malice aforethought publishing an alleged English-Hungarian phrase book with the intent to cause a breach of the peace?

 
skinny-lil-b 2009-07-02 11:04:11 AM  
Before you GET OFF MY LAWN, could someone explain to me what a "posing pouch" is? I'm at the office and afraid of Google-fu on this one.

 
PumpUpDaFark 2009-07-02 11:05:21 AM  
In an intimate corner of the coffee room, I accidentally brush up against a hot female coworker's bottom with my penis. "Hey!" she exclaims. "Oh, sorry, I haven't had my morning coffee, yet." I reply sheepishly. She turns and wistfully smiles at me and sighs.

 
fred_chan 2009-07-02 11:08:22 AM  
I'm the only one in my office, so I guess I could really just go naked all week and no one would notice (except maybe my husband).

 
aagrajag 2009-07-02 11:08:38 AM  
Oh, this would go over so well in the US, home of the whopper.

 
wruley 2009-07-02 11:09:14 AM  
You can count me in. I have been to a few nude beaches, and being nude in a casual environment is really awsome. And if you want to light the flames with your significant other, go hang out for a few hours at a nude beach.

At the beach everything is calm and relaxing, but as soon as you get behind closed doors, ATTACK!

It was very, very cool!

 
hogans 2009-07-02 11:09:22 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

When reached for comment, staff accountant Jeff Murdock said, "Naked Friday Friday naked naked Friday..."

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:11:17 AM  
skinny-lil-b: Before you GET OFF MY LAWN, could someone explain to me what a "posing pouch" is? I'm at the office and afraid of Google-fu on this one.

It's a bag to put your junk in, obviously.

blogs.guardian.co.uk

Penguin optional.

 
CrispFlows 2009-07-02 11:11:47 AM  
skinny-lil-b: Before you GET OFF MY LAWN, could someone explain to me what a "posing pouch" is? I'm at the office and afraid of Google-fu on this one.

Banana Hammock.

 
Selkhit 2009-07-02 11:12:10 AM  
benlonghair: No, I do not need that.

Cue the "DO NOT WANT" dog.


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Humorous-Name 2009-07-02 11:12:28 AM  
i162.photobucket.com

*shudder*

 
Selkhit 2009-07-02 11:13:26 AM  
It had to be double posted. If my office started "naked Friday", I'd start "rinse my eyes with acid Friday".

 
gdbjr 2009-07-02 11:13:37 AM  
posing pouch

1. item of underwear which accentuates the male genetalia

as modeled by david "the hoff" hasselhoff and steve-o
"i'll put on my posing pouch to show off my d*ck"

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:14:45 AM  
Mykeru: skinny-lil-b: Before you GET OFF MY LAWN, could someone explain to me what a "posing pouch" is? I'm at the office and afraid of Google-fu on this one.

It's a bag to put your junk in, obviously.



Penguin optional.


Good farking lord! If I saw a guy with that on I would run away like the dickens. I would think that he is trying to channel his inner MJ & then tell me to drink Jesus Juice.

 
Fear the Clam 2009-07-02 11:15:55 AM  
Pocket Ninja: Great. Now expect a cottage industry of motivational seminars and corporate speakers who use titles like "Stripping the Paradigm" to spring up all over the place.

Oh, great. Like improv wasn't bad enough.

 
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