Great. Now expect a cottage industry of motivational seminars and corporate speakers who use titles like "Stripping the Paradigm" to spring up all over the place.

No, I do not need that.

Cue the "DO NOT WANT" dog.

The ladies wouldwin contracts for cottage cheese. No thanks.

I'm naked right now but for some reason Fark is still dull and boring

If this catches on, I'm moving out of IT into pharmaceutical sales

Not in my office, I don't.

Oh for the love of God no!! I am by far the most attractive member of this office, and I am a TFETTE!!!

Can you imagine the rest????????

benlonghair: No, I do not need that.

Cue the "DO NOT WANT" dog.

Looking around my own office....

...I think the good definitely outweighs the bad here, so count me in.

This wouldn't be a good idea for several reasons...for one, all the other male members in my office would go out and buy automobiles that are larger than mine.

Can we do this at my School please? And can the Teachers go away for a week while we do it?

Looking at the people I work with, I'd have to say this is a good idea...I work in MILF central...

On another note, I am in love with the short-haired brunette from TFA :)

No thanks. It would be a total sausage fest, there are nine guys in my office...

what_now: Oh for the love of God no!! I am by far the most attractive member of this office, and I am a TFETTE!!!

Can you imagine the rest????????

You were already on my favs but now I'm adding Tfette on the title.

Sam Jackson, 23, the house manager, was the only woman to go fully naked.

Giggity!

Miss Jackson, who suffers from cerebral palsy...

Aw.

yeah.. no chance doing it here, my chair has slats.

/linger longer

Even barring the fact I really don't want to see my co-workers naked, the busted AC that keeps this place a frigid arctic wasteland is not a place I'd want to lounge around nude.

YOUR HAVEN'T SEEN THE PEOPLE I WORK WITH, HAVE YOU?????


What is seen cannot be unseen.



NO

NO

NO

NO

PLEASE NO!

At my job it would be about even 1/3 fatties, 1/3 yummies and 1/3 males. Part of me'd be up and down like a yoyo.

I'm a health inspector so it might cause some problems with the public, but hell, I'm in.

Yeah I wish this would happen at my work it is 95% female.

Naked Friday? Fug that.

Not in my office. Median age is old enough to get social security checks.

Unless the bosses daughter started here, then that would be okay.

Ponzholio: No thanks. It would be a total sausage fest, there are nine guys in my office...

I like to picture that happening.

Unfortunately, this method wouldn't be anything new to me.

/ Swinging really does relax well. :D You'd be suprised who's wild and who's vanilla.
// MF for MF or Unicorn, same room or soft accepted but no hard unless everyone consents.

The reason my morale is so damned low is because I don't work with anyone I'd want to see naked.

geekluv: Ponzholio: No thanks. It would be a total sausage fest, there are nine guys in my office...

I like to picture that happening.

That would be one hell of a bachelorette party for ya :) Congratulations.

Well, that's certainly one way to keep your coworkers from stealing your chair...

I work from home so some mornings are naked day.

I'm in Kentucky.

No thank you.

David Taylor, a business psychologist, told workers at design and marketing onebestway, in Newcastle upon Tyne, that a Naked Friday idea would boost their team spirit.

This guy HAS to be a practical joker. He'll announce plans to remove Florida with handsaws next.

no no NO HELLLLLL NO

I teach. Upgrading. Mostly 20-somethings. Mostly female.

Would be... awkward.

Hellz yeah. Bring on naked Fridays. All you fatty haters can suck both inches of my dick.

"David Taylor, a business psychologist, told workers at design and marketing onebestway, in Newcastle upon Tyne, that a Naked Friday idea would boost their team spirit."

What makes me think "David Taylor" is the alias of a man wanted by the police for a string of offenses, including repeatedly making urinal deuces, harassing tobacconists over the long dead Prince Albert, serial pizza ordering in the name of "I.C. Weiner" and willfully, unlawfully and with malice aforethought publishing an alleged English-Hungarian phrase book with the intent to cause a breach of the peace?

Before you GET OFF MY LAWN, could someone explain to me what a "posing pouch" is? I'm at the office and afraid of Google-fu on this one.

In an intimate corner of the coffee room, I accidentally brush up against a hot female coworker's bottom with my penis. "Hey!" she exclaims. "Oh, sorry, I haven't had my morning coffee, yet." I reply sheepishly. She turns and wistfully smiles at me and sighs.

I'm the only one in my office, so I guess I could really just go naked all week and no one would notice (except maybe my husband).

Oh, this would go over so well in the US, home of the whopper.

You can count me in. I have been to a few nude beaches, and being nude in a casual environment is really awsome. And if you want to light the flames with your significant other, go hang out for a few hours at a nude beach.

At the beach everything is calm and relaxing, but as soon as you get behind closed doors, ATTACK!

It was very, very cool!

When reached for comment, staff accountant Jeff Murdock said, "Naked Friday Friday naked naked Friday..."

skinny-lil-b: Before you GET OFF MY LAWN, could someone explain to me what a "posing pouch" is? I'm at the office and afraid of Google-fu on this one.

It's a bag to put your junk in, obviously.



Penguin optional.

skinny-lil-b: Before you GET OFF MY LAWN, could someone explain to me what a "posing pouch" is? I'm at the office and afraid of Google-fu on this one.

Banana Hammock.

benlonghair: No, I do not need that.

Cue the "DO NOT WANT" dog.

*shudder*

It had to be double posted. If my office started "naked Friday", I'd start "rinse my eyes with acid Friday".

posing pouch

1. item of underwear which accentuates the male genetalia

as modeled by david "the hoff" hasselhoff and steve-o
"i'll put on my posing pouch to show off my d*ck"

Mykeru: skinny-lil-b: Before you GET OFF MY LAWN, could someone explain to me what a "posing pouch" is? I'm at the office and afraid of Google-fu on this one.

It's a bag to put your junk in, obviously.



Penguin optional.

Good farking lord! If I saw a guy with that on I would run away like the dickens. I would think that he is trying to channel his inner MJ & then tell me to drink Jesus Juice.

Pocket Ninja: Great. Now expect a cottage industry of motivational seminars and corporate speakers who use titles like "Stripping the Paradigm" to spring up all over the place.

Oh, great. Like improv wasn't bad enough.

wruley: You can count me in. I have been to a few nude beaches, and being nude in a casual environment is really awsome.

Except for the fact that I developed a general maxim going to a "clothing optional" campground with the Church of the SubGenius on X-Day:

"Those most likely to get naked are most likely those you least want to see naked".

It's sort of like Newton's Law, but with less wiggle room.

Corollary to the maxim: The eye bleach, it does nothing.

Imagine the look on someones face that was hired on a Thursday.

HR Manager: Great so you can start work tomorrow.
New Employee: That would be fantastic. I'll be here first thing tomorrow.
HR Manager: Perfect and oh, ah Jim. When you show up tomorrow please make sure your naked. Thanks.

Didn't read TFA, but I KNOW we don't need it here. I'm 40 and the youngest person in the building. I don't ever want to see a group of 60 somethings naked.

At my old job, where the average age was under 30, and there were significant numbers of small cute females, hell yeah.

At my current job, where the average age is closer to 40, the average weight is about 220, and there are all of two women, hell no.

what_now: Oh for the love of God no!! I am by far the most attractive member of this office, and I am a TFETTE!!!

Can you imagine the rest????????

...and obviously the most humble.

geekluv: Good farking lord! If I saw a guy with that on I would run away like the dickens.

Mykeru: geekluv: Good farking lord! If I saw a guy with that on I would run away like the dickens.

That looks like a sex crazed fly.

geekluv: That looks like a sex crazed fly.

Oookaaay. Yeah. I can see that. Sure...sure it does.

/backs away slowly.

Mykeru

What makes me think "David Taylor" is the alias of a man wanted by the police for a string of offenses, including repeatedly making urinal deuces, harassing tobacconists over the long dead Prince Albert, serial pizza ordering in the name of "I.C. Weiner" and willfully, unlawfully and with malice aforethought publishing an alleged English-Hungarian phrase book with the intent to cause a breach of the peace?


I think he entered a plea of 'incompetence' on that last one.

You know who else wanted their workers to go naked on Fridays?

Would it not inevitably lead towards more awkwardness seeing the good looking females in the office and the subsequent arousal? Cause I know for a fact that'd happen to me. I'd have to spend the whole day behind my desk.

Well, for me...

Good: Only man in an office of 25 women
Bad: I'm 46
Fark: Most of them are old enough to be my mother

I'm with "How about no?" bear on this one.

Mykeru: geekluv: That looks like a sex crazed fly.

Oookaaay. Yeah. I can see that. Sure...sure it does.

/backs away slowly.

just farking with your mind sorry

Oh god no! The images they burn! They burn! Great now that I've gouged out my eyes maybe I can get the image of my co-workers naked out of my head.

You'd have to be pretty selective about your lunch choice. Definitely wouldn't go to Taco Bell. Probably have to bring in wet-wipes that day.

UberDave: This wouldn't be a good idea for several reasons...for one, all the other male members in my office would go out and buy automobiles that are larger than mine.

See! Its good for the economy too!

PirateKing: I'm in Kentucky.

No thank you.

So how is your sister?

This would never work here in the US. Sexual harassment claims would go through the roof.

Also, can you imagine the smell?

The only job that I want where co-workers are naked are:

fatal_exception: You'd have to be pretty selective about your lunch choice. Definitely wouldn't go to Taco Bell. Probably have to bring in wet-wipes that day.

I would definitely worry about that sort of thing.

//Ew

Looking around my cubicle, I do not want a naked friday ever.

geekluv: just farking with your mind sorry

Ah, you were "just testing me".

OK, makes perfect sense.

Hey! Look over there, a bunny!

I work in a room full of guys!!!!! :(
There are other rooms in the same company have have alright women, the only good looking one I've already seen nekked ;) badda bing

"Dammit, who got skid marks on the conference table!"

StaleCoffee: ... the busted AC that keeps this place a frigid arctic wasteland ...

Mykeru: geekluv: just farking with your mind sorry

Ah, you were "just testing me".

OK, makes perfect sense.

Hey! Look over there, a bunny!

sorry that dosage was too small....

"except for one man, who wore a posing pouch,"

WTF?

geekluv: sorry that dosage was too small....

Mykeru: geekluv: sorry that dosage was too small....

don't tell me you are going to drug me & try to have your way with me.

geekluv: Mykeru: geekluv: Good farking lord! If I saw a guy with that on I would run away like the dickens.

That looks like a sex crazed fly.

Brundle approves

geekluv: Mykeru: geekluv: sorry that dosage was too small....

don't tell me you are going to drug me & try to have your way with me.

Pics or GTFO

geekluv: Mykeru: geekluv: sorry that dosage was too small....

don't tell me you are going to drug me & try to have your way with me.

That does look like his plan. personally, I'd drug your guy, then have my way with you.

Scoop84: That does look like his plan

My plan? She sounded, well, hopeful...

This seems like a pretty typical office... You really want to see ALL of them naked? No picking and choosing - all of them. All day. Hanging out at your desk. How about no...

/I sound old
//Not fat

EZ Writer: This seems like a pretty typical office... You really want to see ALL of them naked? No picking and choosing - all of them. All day. Hanging out at your desk. How about no...

/I sound old
//Not fat

Now with added pic goodness...
/Fail

Mykeru: geekluv: Mykeru: geekluv: sorry that dosage was too small....

don't tell me you are going to drug me & try to have your way with me.

Pics or GTFO

uh I have a pic on my profile. If you want more you are going to have to ask.

geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile. If you want more you are going to have to ask.

Moar please?

EZ Writer: This seems like a pretty typical office... You really want to see ALL of them naked? No picking and choosing - all of them. All day. Hanging out at your desk. How about no...

/I sound old
//Not fat

how you doin?

EZ Writer: geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile. If you want more you are going to have to ask.

Moar please?

You already got enough 8oP

geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile. If you want more you are going to have to ask.

Do you have any nude photos of yourself?

Would you like to buy some?

/Hey, try the veal.

Mykeru: Scoop84: That does look like his plan

My plan? She sounded, well, hopeful...

Well, it may be her plan, too. Though she's unlikely to remember it afterward.

geekluv: EZ Writer: geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile. If you want more you are going to have to ask.

Moar please?

You already got enough 8oP

HA! No such thing!

I'd be up for it, so to speak. I'm sure everybody would wear their lab coats then.

Scoop84: Mykeru: Scoop84: That does look like his plan

My plan? She sounded, well, hopeful...

Well, it may be her plan, too. Though she's unlikely to remember it afterward.

I don't care. You know those condoms "ribbed for her pleasure"? I turn them inside out.

Mykeru: geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile. If you want more you are going to have to ask.

Do you have any nude photos of yourself?

Would you like to buy some?

/Hey, try the veal.

do you have nude pics of yourself as well? I love veal... baby calfs are tasty.

EZ Writer: geekluv: EZ Writer: geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile. If you want more you are going to have to ask.

Moar please?

You already got enough 8oP

HA! No such thing!

I'm still waiting on more from you

Scoop84: geekluv: Mykeru: geekluv: sorry that dosage was too small....

don't tell me you are going to drug me & try to have your way with me.

That does look like his plan. personally, I'd drug your guy, then have my way with you.

pic?

Mykeru: Scoop84: Mykeru: Scoop84: That does look like his plan

My plan? She sounded, well, hopeful...

Well, it may be her plan, too. Though she's unlikely to remember it afterward.

I don't care. You know those condoms "ribbed for her pleasure"? I turn them inside out.

soooo you like freaky sex?

Yeah, I would have to agree with the "how about no" crowd.

/machinist
//DO NOT WANT to cnc my tnb

geekluv: do you have nude pics of yourself as well? I love veal... baby calfs are tasty.

Oh sure lots. Of course, all of the photos have serious problems with foreshortening. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Just send tasteful, artistically composed and pre-Raphaelite inspired photographs of your gignormous gazongas to my e-mail and your fiancé need never know about our torrid hot bonobo affair.

geekluv: soooo you like freaky sex?

No, I'm just basically an asocial narcissist. I like a quick and dutiful 30-second hump in the missionary position and then immediately roll over and snore until my uvula bleeds.

geekluv: EZ Writer: geekluv: EZ Writer: geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile.i>

Your profile pic is more than adequate - you look similar to Evangeline Lilly, but hotter...

While I'm here, does this smell like chloroform to you?

I'm all for this.

I really don't want to see most of my 200-or-so co-workers naked, but I'd deal as long as I get to see the 6 hotties.

Mykeru: geekluv: do you have nude pics of yourself as well? I love veal... baby calfs are tasty.

Oh sure lots. Of course, all of the photos have serious problems with foreshortening. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Just send tasteful, artistically composed and pre-Raphaelite inspired photographs of your gignormous gazongas to my e-mail and your fiancé need never know about our torrid hot bonobo affair.

well if I wanted to do that I have no way of sending them since you have no email address on your profile

buddyrtr: geekluv: EZ Writer: geekluv: EZ Writer: geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile.i>

Your profile pic is more than adequate - you look similar to Evangeline Lilly, but hotter...

While I'm here, does this smell like chloroform to you?

8oP

geekluv: well if I wanted to do that I have no way of sending them since you have no email address on your profile

Well, I turned it on just for you. Is that dedication or what?

Mykeru: geekluv: well if I wanted to do that I have no way of sending them since you have no email address on your profile

Well, I turned it on just for you. Is that dedication desperation or what?

FTFY

/Had to

EZ Writer: Mykeru: geekluv: well if I wanted to do that I have no way of sending them since you have no email address on your profile

Well, I turned it on just for you. Is that dedication desperation or what?

FTFY

/Had to

Mykeru: geekluv: well if I wanted to do that I have no way of sending them since you have no email address on your profile

Well, I turned it on just for you. Is that dedication or what?

That is defintely dedication & I sent you some more.

EZ Writer: Mykeru: geekluv: well if I wanted to do that I have no way of sending them since you have no email address on your profile

Well, I turned it on just for you. Is that dedication desperation or what?

FTFY

/Had to

Someone seems jealous this afternoon

Photobucket gets filterpwned at my work... I'll need a description.

I can't help but wonder what the world would be like if everyday was naked friday?

Would more people take better care of themselves or would we have more people overwieght because we just dont care?

I for one am not opposed to the idea. There's lots of good to go with the bad round these parts, I just don't know if they're ready to bask in my godly glory!

EZ Writer: Photobucket gets filterpwned at my work... I'll need a description.

sent you the pic "Carry On you Magnificent Bastard"

I work with a bunch of fat dudes... We'd have to hire some women before I'd sign off on this

/but really likes the idea

geekluv: Someone seems jealous this afternoon

Yeah. He can get his own damn Farkette.

geekluv: Someone seems jealous this afternoon

Who, me?

I see way too much from some coworkers when they are fully clothed.

DO NOT WANT

/how would you like to know that the person you have on the phone in tech support is naked?

Good thing nothing like this would ever be instituted in my workplace, else I'd have to take a sick day.

/no one needs to see this

Kittrina: I see way too much from some coworkers when they are fully clothed.

DO NOT WANT

/how would you like to know that the person you have on the phone in tech support is naked?

One word summarizes this scenario... "Fap"

/cmon this is fark!

EZ Writer: geekluv: Someone seems jealous this afternoon

Who, me?

good lord that pic reminds me of my Sociology prof who gave me the creeps.

Casual Friday has gone too far...

Or instead, hire a couple models for remedial tasks, for one day only, and get a new one every week. It could be "hottie Friday" or something. And nudity isn't required, in fact the better dressed the better. That would boost morale.

Or just give people a damn raise once in a while.

I work at Walmart. I'm going to say that no, I would not like this implemented.

i'm going to go with no... i passed a lady that was easily pushing 350 just a couple of minutes ago...

Honestly, I miss Beer Friday.

Boss would come in with 2 cases of mixed booze. 2 beer limit.

Everyone came in for Beer Friday, and nobody left early.

/wearing a coat because of this goddamn ac

I think we should be nude all the time. I recently got a membership to the YMCA and nothing feels better than walking around nude in the locker room.

dwade: I think we should be nude all the time. I recently got a membership to the YMCA and nothing feels better than walking around nude in the locker room.

So you're over 70 is what you're saying.

dwade: I think we should be nude all the time. I recently got a membership to the YMCA and nothing feels better than walking around nude in the locker room.

I hear that YMCA locker rooms are notorious homosexual hangouts. There the bathhouses of the 00s. NTTAWWT

/"i'm just going to the bathroom!"

Kittrina:
/how would you like to know that the person you have on the phone in tech support is naked?

I just automatically assume they are.

Pocket Ninja: Great. Now expect cottage industry of motivational seminars and corporate speakers who use titles like "Stripping the Paradigm" to spring up all over the place.
cheese

Fixed it for my work

Not a good idea for at-home daycare.

/Don't want all the crotch-high toddlers sneezing on my junk.

Pants full of macaroni!!: dwade: I think we should be nude all the time. I recently got a membership to the YMCA and nothing feels better than walking around nude in the locker room.

So you're over 70 is what you're saying.

No, this is just a sub-type at the gym. Dwade, we are so on to you, dude.

iollow: Or just give people a damn raise once in a while.

Yea, naked chicks at work isn't the raise I was looking for.

But if the 18-25 yr old girl students want to run around naked I'd by all means let them.

/happens to run lab security cameras too..
//could be interesting

Since we each work our shifts alone, I'm ALL for it! However, it would be awkward for the clients and delivery folks.

bobguy64: what_now: Oh for the love of God no!! I am by far the most attractive member of this office, and I am a TFETTE!!!

Can you imagine the rest????????

...and obviously the most humble.

Well have you blown up her pic?

Pixelicious!!!!

I thought all the commenters would have had naked pictures of themselves posted already.

/Not sure if I'm leaving disappointed or not....

YesItsTom: /Not sure if I'm leaving disappointed or not....

You're not.

Remember, this is Fark, where Cheeto grease is considered a sex lube.

Some days I'm surprised we even have a casual Fri.

Mykeru: YesItsTom: /Not sure if I'm leaving disappointed or not....

You're not.

Remember, this is Fark, where Cheeto grease is considered a sex lube.

You mean it's NOT?!

(tosses Drew's book over shoulder) Wrong again, FARK's guide to sex!

Mykeru: YesItsTom: /Not sure if I'm leaving disappointed or not....

You're not.

Remember, this is Fark, where Cheeto grease is considered a sex lube.

Never heard of that use before. I just use KY.

geekluv:

Never heard of that use before. I just use KY.

The WHOLE state?

elev8meL8r: geekluv:

Never heard of that use before. I just use KY.

The WHOLE state?

KY Jelly silly

Oh, the product. Of course. How silly of me!

FTFA: "Despite some initial reluctance, nearly all the staff took off all their clothes - except for one man, who wore a posing pouch, and one of two female workers, who kept on black underwear."

Great idea. Now you have skid-marks on every single seat at your workplace.

/no, gorgor
//baaad gorgor

I always wondered what was meant when Rimmer referred to Lister's space-boots as the "inside of an orangutan's posing pouch".

Only 2 female workers? So it was basically a sausage party?

How do you explain this when you are looking for 'morale boosting' funding? Don't they usually tell you what they are doing ahead of time? I've never been involved in that part of a business decision, but if they are going to spend $2,000 on 'morale', then I would think they'd want more of a syllabus than 'surprise!'.

I'm surprised some prude didn't raise sexual harrassment. Or that might still be coming.

Definitely not in my office. My yoga class on the other hand...

/'scuse me I'm going for a lie down

Hmm, no, no thank you not in this office.

\This thread was PERFECT for Cowgirl Toffee
\\Sad Panda

geekluv: Mykeru: YesItsTom: /Not sure if I'm leaving disappointed or not....

You're not.

Remember, this is Fark, where Cheeto grease is considered a sex lube.

Never heard of that use before. I just use KY.

Annnnd that's it, I've made you a favorite because of this thread. Hot puppies, I love smart, sexy, sarcastic women.

/my bunk, let me show you it
//EIP for BIE
///hahahahahaaaaaa like I stand a chance in hell of that happening

Considering I work in a casino. I for one approve of this idea!!! Nude cocktail waitress Fridays!! I'm in.

SalvatoreParadise: geekluv: Mykeru: YesItsTom: /Not sure if I'm leaving disappointed or not....

You're not.

Remember, this is Fark, where Cheeto grease is considered a sex lube.

Never heard of that use before. I just use KY.

Annnnd that's it, I've made you a favorite because of this thread. Hot puppies, I love smart, sexy, sarcastic women.

/my bunk, let me show you it
//EIP for BIE
///hahahahahaaaaaa like I stand a chance in hell of that happening

thank you

SalvatoreParadise: Annnnd that's it, I've made you a favorite because of this thread. Hot puppies, I love smart, sexy, sarcastic women.

/my bunk, let me show you it
//EIP for BIE
///hahahahahaaaaaa like I stand a chance in hell of that happening

I know I'm being an unoriginal bastard but I second all of the above. Even the slashies!!!!

/Waiting to have the BIE cherry popped LOL

geekluv: SalvatoreParadise:

Annnnd that's it, I've made you a favorite because of this thread. Hot puppies, I love smart, sexy, sarcastic women.

geekluv: thank you

trust me, the pleasure is all mine!