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(Telegraph) Strange Is your office dull and boring? Are you suffering from a lack of employee morale? What you need is a "naked Friday"   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 150
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Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:24:40 AM  
Great. Now expect a cottage industry of motivational seminars and corporate speakers who use titles like "Stripping the Paradigm" to spring up all over the place.

 
benlonghair [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:26:36 AM  
No, I do not need that.

Cue the "DO NOT WANT" dog.

 
jonasborg [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:26:48 AM  
The ladies wouldwin contracts for cottage cheese. No thanks.

 
Agent Nick Fury [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:29:15 AM  
I'm naked right now but for some reason Fark is still dull and boring

 
HaywoodJablonski [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:38:58 AM  
If this catches on, I'm moving out of IT into pharmaceutical sales

 
God Is My Co-Pirate 2009-07-02 08:52:06 AM  
Not in my office, I don't.

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:59:38 AM  
Oh for the love of God no!! I am by far the most attractive member of this office, and I am a TFETTE!!!

Can you imagine the rest????????

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:06:05 AM  
benlonghair: No, I do not need that.

Cue the "DO NOT WANT" dog.


img.photobucket.com

 
tnpir [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:16:30 AM  
Looking around my own office....

...I think the good definitely outweighs the bad here, so count me in.

 
UberDave [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:00:42 AM  
This wouldn't be a good idea for several reasons...for one, all the other male members in my office would go out and buy automobiles that are larger than mine.

 
Rockstone 2009-07-02 10:48:08 AM  
Can we do this at my School please? And can the Teachers go away for a week while we do it?

 
nimblehuman 2009-07-02 10:48:36 AM  
Looking at the people I work with, I'd have to say this is a good idea...I work in MILF central...

On another note, I am in love with the short-haired brunette from TFA :)

 
Ponzholio 2009-07-02 10:49:28 AM  
No thanks. It would be a total sausage fest, there are nine guys in my office...

 
CrispFlows 2009-07-02 10:49:38 AM  
what_now: Oh for the love of God no!! I am by far the most attractive member of this office, and I am a TFETTE!!!

Can you imagine the rest????????


You were already on my favs but now I'm adding Tfette on the title.

 
Asteroth 2009-07-02 10:53:21 AM  
Sam Jackson, 23, the house manager, was the only woman to go fully naked.

Giggity!

Miss Jackson, who suffers from cerebral palsy...

Aw.

 
bonesdilligaf 2009-07-02 10:53:32 AM  
yeah.. no chance doing it here, my chair has slats.

/linger longer

 
StaleCoffee 2009-07-02 10:56:28 AM  
Even barring the fact I really don't want to see my co-workers naked, the busted AC that keeps this place a frigid arctic wasteland is not a place I'd want to lounge around nude.

 
skinny-lil-b 2009-07-02 10:56:35 AM  
YOUR HAVEN'T SEEN THE PEOPLE I WORK WITH, HAVE YOU?????


What is seen cannot be unseen.



NO

NO

NO

NO

PLEASE NO!

 
B A [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:56:44 AM  
At my job it would be about even 1/3 fatties, 1/3 yummies and 1/3 males. Part of me'd be up and down like a yoyo.

 
Krymson Tyde 2009-07-02 10:56:58 AM  
I'm a health inspector so it might cause some problems with the public, but hell, I'm in.

 
Thisbymaster 2009-07-02 10:57:22 AM  
Yeah I wish this would happen at my work it is 95% female.

 
J.D. Honnertits 2009-07-02 10:57:27 AM  
Naked Friday? Fug that.

 
Semi-Semetic 2009-07-02 10:57:55 AM  
Not in my office. Median age is old enough to get social security checks.

 
tweekster 2009-07-02 10:57:55 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

Unless the bosses daughter started here, then that would be okay.

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:58:55 AM  
Ponzholio: No thanks. It would be a total sausage fest, there are nine guys in my office...

I like to picture that happening.

 
CrispFlows 2009-07-02 10:59:00 AM  
Unfortunately, this method wouldn't be anything new to me.

/ Swinging really does relax well. :D You'd be suprised who's wild and who's vanilla.
// MF for MF or Unicorn, same room or soft accepted but no hard unless everyone consents.

 
drake113 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:59:42 AM  
The reason my morale is so damned low is because I don't work with anyone I'd want to see naked.

 
CrispFlows 2009-07-02 11:00:22 AM  
geekluv: Ponzholio: No thanks. It would be a total sausage fest, there are nine guys in my office...

I like to picture that happening.


That would be one hell of a bachelorette party for ya :) Congratulations.

 
reillan 2009-07-02 11:00:27 AM  
Well, that's certainly one way to keep your coworkers from stealing your chair...

 
Yakk 2009-07-02 11:00:35 AM  
I work from home so some mornings are naked day.

 
PirateKing 2009-07-02 11:01:40 AM  
I'm in Kentucky.

No thank you.

 
ThePuceGuardian 2009-07-02 11:01:50 AM  
David Taylor, a business psychologist, told workers at design and marketing onebestway, in Newcastle upon Tyne, that a Naked Friday idea would boost their team spirit.

This guy HAS to be a practical joker. He'll announce plans to remove Florida with handsaws next.

 
at80eighty [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:03:28 AM  
no no NO HELLLLLL NO

 
Mort_Q 2009-07-02 11:03:42 AM  
I teach. Upgrading. Mostly 20-somethings. Mostly female.

Would be... awkward.

 
CrankMyBlueSax 2009-07-02 11:03:50 AM  
Hellz yeah. Bring on naked Fridays. All you fatty haters can suck both inches of my dick.

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:03:55 AM  
"David Taylor, a business psychologist, told workers at design and marketing onebestway, in Newcastle upon Tyne, that a Naked Friday idea would boost their team spirit."

What makes me think "David Taylor" is the alias of a man wanted by the police for a string of offenses, including repeatedly making urinal deuces, harassing tobacconists over the long dead Prince Albert, serial pizza ordering in the name of "I.C. Weiner" and willfully, unlawfully and with malice aforethought publishing an alleged English-Hungarian phrase book with the intent to cause a breach of the peace?

 
skinny-lil-b 2009-07-02 11:04:11 AM  
Before you GET OFF MY LAWN, could someone explain to me what a "posing pouch" is? I'm at the office and afraid of Google-fu on this one.

 
PumpUpDaFark 2009-07-02 11:05:21 AM  
In an intimate corner of the coffee room, I accidentally brush up against a hot female coworker's bottom with my penis. "Hey!" she exclaims. "Oh, sorry, I haven't had my morning coffee, yet." I reply sheepishly. She turns and wistfully smiles at me and sighs.

 
fred_chan 2009-07-02 11:08:22 AM  
I'm the only one in my office, so I guess I could really just go naked all week and no one would notice (except maybe my husband).

 
aagrajag 2009-07-02 11:08:38 AM  
Oh, this would go over so well in the US, home of the whopper.

 
wruley 2009-07-02 11:09:14 AM  
You can count me in. I have been to a few nude beaches, and being nude in a casual environment is really awsome. And if you want to light the flames with your significant other, go hang out for a few hours at a nude beach.

At the beach everything is calm and relaxing, but as soon as you get behind closed doors, ATTACK!

It was very, very cool!

 
hogans 2009-07-02 11:09:22 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

When reached for comment, staff accountant Jeff Murdock said, "Naked Friday Friday naked naked Friday..."

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:11:17 AM  
skinny-lil-b: Before you GET OFF MY LAWN, could someone explain to me what a "posing pouch" is? I'm at the office and afraid of Google-fu on this one.

It's a bag to put your junk in, obviously.

blogs.guardian.co.uk

Penguin optional.

 
CrispFlows 2009-07-02 11:11:47 AM  
skinny-lil-b: Before you GET OFF MY LAWN, could someone explain to me what a "posing pouch" is? I'm at the office and afraid of Google-fu on this one.

Banana Hammock.

 
Selkhit 2009-07-02 11:12:10 AM  
benlonghair: No, I do not need that.

Cue the "DO NOT WANT" dog.


img.photobucket.com

 
Humorous-Name 2009-07-02 11:12:28 AM  
i162.photobucket.com

*shudder*

 
Selkhit 2009-07-02 11:13:26 AM  
It had to be double posted. If my office started "naked Friday", I'd start "rinse my eyes with acid Friday".

 
gdbjr 2009-07-02 11:13:37 AM  
posing pouch

1. item of underwear which accentuates the male genetalia

as modeled by david "the hoff" hasselhoff and steve-o
"i'll put on my posing pouch to show off my d*ck"

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:14:45 AM  
Mykeru: skinny-lil-b: Before you GET OFF MY LAWN, could someone explain to me what a "posing pouch" is? I'm at the office and afraid of Google-fu on this one.

It's a bag to put your junk in, obviously.



Penguin optional.


Good farking lord! If I saw a guy with that on I would run away like the dickens. I would think that he is trying to channel his inner MJ & then tell me to drink Jesus Juice.

 
Fear the Clam 2009-07-02 11:15:55 AM  
Pocket Ninja: Great. Now expect a cottage industry of motivational seminars and corporate speakers who use titles like "Stripping the Paradigm" to spring up all over the place.

Oh, great. Like improv wasn't bad enough.

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:17:14 AM  
wruley: You can count me in. I have been to a few nude beaches, and being nude in a casual environment is really awsome.

Except for the fact that I developed a general maxim going to a "clothing optional" campground with the Church of the SubGenius on X-Day:

"Those most likely to get naked are most likely those you least want to see naked".

It's sort of like Newton's Law, but with less wiggle room.

Corollary to the maxim: The eye bleach, it does nothing.

 
farm machine 2009-07-02 11:17:32 AM  
Imagine the look on someones face that was hired on a Thursday.

HR Manager: Great so you can start work tomorrow.
New Employee: That would be fantastic. I'll be here first thing tomorrow.
HR Manager: Perfect and oh, ah Jim. When you show up tomorrow please make sure your naked. Thanks.

 
notdorothy 2009-07-02 11:19:52 AM  
Didn't read TFA, but I KNOW we don't need it here. I'm 40 and the youngest person in the building. I don't ever want to see a group of 60 somethings naked.

 
Arkanaut 2009-07-02 11:21:19 AM  
At my old job, where the average age was under 30, and there were significant numbers of small cute females, hell yeah.

At my current job, where the average age is closer to 40, the average weight is about 220, and there are all of two women, hell no.

 
bobguy64 2009-07-02 11:22:47 AM  
what_now: Oh for the love of God no!! I am by far the most attractive member of this office, and I am a TFETTE!!!

Can you imagine the rest????????


...and obviously the most humble.

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:25:32 AM  
geekluv: Good farking lord! If I saw a guy with that on I would run away like the dickens.

i181.photobucket.com

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:29:36 AM  
Mykeru: geekluv: Good farking lord! If I saw a guy with that on I would run away like the dickens.

That looks like a sex crazed fly.

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:32:14 AM  
geekluv: That looks like a sex crazed fly.

Oookaaay. Yeah. I can see that. Sure...sure it does.

/backs away slowly.

 
Englebert Slaptyback 2009-07-02 11:33:32 AM  

Mykeru


What makes me think "David Taylor" is the alias of a man wanted by the police for a string of offenses, including repeatedly making urinal deuces, harassing tobacconists over the long dead Prince Albert, serial pizza ordering in the name of "I.C. Weiner" and willfully, unlawfully and with malice aforethought publishing an alleged English-Hungarian phrase book with the intent to cause a breach of the peace?


I think he entered a plea of 'incompetence' on that last one.

 
interluder 2009-07-02 11:34:10 AM  
You know who else wanted their workers to go naked on Fridays?

 
Mose 2009-07-02 11:35:28 AM  
Would it not inevitably lead towards more awkwardness seeing the good looking females in the office and the subsequent arousal? Cause I know for a fact that'd happen to me. I'd have to spend the whole day behind my desk.

 
Rickenbacker 2009-07-02 11:36:12 AM  
Well, for me...

Good: Only man in an office of 25 women
Bad: I'm 46
Fark: Most of them are old enough to be my mother

I'm with "How about no?" bear on this one.

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:36:38 AM  
Mykeru: geekluv: That looks like a sex crazed fly.

Oookaaay. Yeah. I can see that. Sure...sure it does.

/backs away slowly.


just farking with your mind sorry

 
Galen_Rasputin 2009-07-02 11:41:24 AM  
Oh god no! The images they burn! They burn! Great now that I've gouged out my eyes maybe I can get the image of my co-workers naked out of my head.

 
fatal_exception 2009-07-02 11:41:38 AM  
You'd have to be pretty selective about your lunch choice. Definitely wouldn't go to Taco Bell. Probably have to bring in wet-wipes that day.

 
Tevo-D 2009-07-02 11:41:44 AM  
UberDave: This wouldn't be a good idea for several reasons...for one, all the other male members in my office would go out and buy automobiles that are larger than mine.

See! Its good for the economy too!

 
Galen_Rasputin 2009-07-02 11:43:05 AM  
PirateKing: I'm in Kentucky.

No thank you.


So how is your sister?

 
Farklee 2009-07-02 11:43:08 AM  
This would never work here in the US. Sexual harassment claims would go through the roof.

Also, can you imagine the smell?

The only job that I want where co-workers are naked are:
www.stripbars-online.net

 
aagrajag 2009-07-02 11:44:26 AM  
fatal_exception: You'd have to be pretty selective about your lunch choice. Definitely wouldn't go to Taco Bell. Probably have to bring in wet-wipes that day.

I would definitely worry about that sort of thing.

//Ew

 
Pengfish 2009-07-02 11:46:40 AM  
Looking around my cubicle, I do not want a naked friday ever.

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:50:12 AM  
geekluv: just farking with your mind sorry

Ah, you were "just testing me".

OK, makes perfect sense.

Hey! Look over there, a bunny!

i181.photobucket.com

 
KING5TON 2009-07-02 11:50:27 AM  
I work in a room full of guys!!!!! :(
There are other rooms in the same company have have alright women, the only good looking one I've already seen nekked ;) badda bing

 
CrankMyBlueSax 2009-07-02 11:51:12 AM  
"Dammit, who got skid marks on the conference table!"

 
wademh 2009-07-02 11:53:15 AM  
StaleCoffee: ... the busted AC that keeps this place a frigid arctic wasteland ...

foxandmaus.files.wordpress.com

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:53:58 AM  
Mykeru: geekluv: just farking with your mind sorry

Ah, you were "just testing me".

OK, makes perfect sense.

Hey! Look over there, a bunny!


sorry that dosage was too small....

 
flyingmonkeysreign 2009-07-02 11:55:44 AM  
"except for one man, who wore a posing pouch,"

WTF?

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:59:38 AM  
geekluv: sorry that dosage was too small....

mooregroup.files.wordpress.com

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:02:21 PM  
Mykeru: geekluv: sorry that dosage was too small....

don't tell me you are going to drug me & try to have your way with me.

 
tforbes 2009-07-02 12:03:17 PM  
www.nightbiscuit.com

 
sbchamp 2009-07-02 12:06:45 PM  
geekluv: Mykeru: geekluv: Good farking lord! If I saw a guy with that on I would run away like the dickens.

That looks like a sex crazed fly.


Brundle approves

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:13:04 PM  
geekluv: Mykeru: geekluv: sorry that dosage was too small....

don't tell me you are going to drug me & try to have your way with me.


Pics or GTFO

 
Scoop84 2009-07-02 12:19:34 PM  
geekluv: Mykeru: geekluv: sorry that dosage was too small....

don't tell me you are going to drug me & try to have your way with me.


That does look like his plan. personally, I'd drug your guy, then have my way with you.

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:21:04 PM  
Scoop84: That does look like his plan

My plan? She sounded, well, hopeful...

 
EZ Writer 2009-07-02 12:35:36 PM  
This seems like a pretty typical office... You really want to see ALL of them naked? No picking and choosing - all of them. All day. Hanging out at your desk. How about no...

/I sound old
//Not fat

 
EZ Writer 2009-07-02 12:36:18 PM  
EZ Writer: This seems like a pretty typical office... You really want to see ALL of them naked? No picking and choosing - all of them. All day. Hanging out at your desk. How about no...

/I sound old
//Not fat


Now with added pic goodness...
/Fail

blog.acm.org

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:36:53 PM  
Mykeru: geekluv: Mykeru: geekluv: sorry that dosage was too small....

don't tell me you are going to drug me & try to have your way with me.

Pics or GTFO


uh I have a pic on my profile. If you want more you are going to have to ask.

 
EZ Writer 2009-07-02 12:38:02 PM  
geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile. If you want more you are going to have to ask.

Moar please?

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:38:21 PM  
EZ Writer: This seems like a pretty typical office... You really want to see ALL of them naked? No picking and choosing - all of them. All day. Hanging out at your desk. How about no...

/I sound old
//Not fat


how you doin?

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:39:04 PM  
EZ Writer: geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile. If you want more you are going to have to ask.

Moar please?


You already got enough 8oP

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:42:00 PM  
geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile. If you want more you are going to have to ask.

Do you have any nude photos of yourself?
i181.photobucket.com
Would you like to buy some?

/Hey, try the veal.

 
Scoop84 2009-07-02 12:45:52 PM  
Mykeru: Scoop84: That does look like his plan

My plan? She sounded, well, hopeful...


Well, it may be her plan, too. Though she's unlikely to remember it afterward.

 
EZ Writer 2009-07-02 12:46:23 PM  
geekluv: EZ Writer: geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile. If you want more you are going to have to ask.

Moar please?

You already got enough 8oP


HA! No such thing!

 
groverpm 2009-07-02 12:48:19 PM  
I'd be up for it, so to speak. I'm sure everybody would wear their lab coats then.

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:48:23 PM  
Scoop84: Mykeru: Scoop84: That does look like his plan

My plan? She sounded, well, hopeful...

Well, it may be her plan, too. Though she's unlikely to remember it afterward.


I don't care. You know those condoms "ribbed for her pleasure"? I turn them inside out.

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:53:15 PM  
Mykeru: geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile. If you want more you are going to have to ask.

Do you have any nude photos of yourself?

Would you like to buy some?

/Hey, try the veal.


do you have nude pics of yourself as well? I love veal... baby calfs are tasty.

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:55:20 PM  
EZ Writer: geekluv: EZ Writer: geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile. If you want more you are going to have to ask.

Moar please?

You already got enough 8oP

HA! No such thing!


I'm still waiting on more from you

Scoop84: geekluv: Mykeru: geekluv: sorry that dosage was too small....

don't tell me you are going to drug me & try to have your way with me.

That does look like his plan. personally, I'd drug your guy, then have my way with you.


pic?

Mykeru: Scoop84: Mykeru: Scoop84: That does look like his plan

My plan? She sounded, well, hopeful...

Well, it may be her plan, too. Though she's unlikely to remember it afterward.

I don't care. You know those condoms "ribbed for her pleasure"? I turn them inside out.


soooo you like freaky sex?

 
kevinboehm 2009-07-02 12:57:46 PM  
Yeah, I would have to agree with the "how about no" crowd.

/machinist
//DO NOT WANT to cnc my tnb

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:58:53 PM  
geekluv: do you have nude pics of yourself as well? I love veal... baby calfs are tasty.

Oh sure lots. Of course, all of the photos have serious problems with foreshortening. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Just send tasteful, artistically composed and pre-Raphaelite inspired photographs of your gignormous gazongas to my e-mail and your fiancé need never know about our torrid hot bonobo affair.

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:02:16 PM  
geekluv: soooo you like freaky sex?

No, I'm just basically an asocial narcissist. I like a quick and dutiful 30-second hump in the missionary position and then immediately roll over and snore until my uvula bleeds.

 
buddyrtr 2009-07-02 01:03:28 PM  
geekluv: EZ Writer: geekluv: EZ Writer: geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile.i>

Your profile pic is more than adequate - you look similar to Evangeline Lilly, but hotter...

While I'm here, does this smell like chloroform to you?

 
jaahuuu 2009-07-02 01:04:12 PM  
I'm all for this.

I really don't want to see most of my 200-or-so co-workers naked, but I'd deal as long as I get to see the 6 hotties.

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:04:20 PM  
Mykeru: geekluv: do you have nude pics of yourself as well? I love veal... baby calfs are tasty.

Oh sure lots. Of course, all of the photos have serious problems with foreshortening. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Just send tasteful, artistically composed and pre-Raphaelite inspired photographs of your gignormous gazongas to my e-mail and your fiancé need never know about our torrid hot bonobo affair.


well if I wanted to do that I have no way of sending them since you have no email address on your profile

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:09:59 PM  
buddyrtr: geekluv: EZ Writer: geekluv: EZ Writer: geekluv: uh I have a pic on my profile.i>

Your profile pic is more than adequate - you look similar to Evangeline Lilly, but hotter...

While I'm here, does this smell like chloroform to you?


8oP

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:10:12 PM  
geekluv: well if I wanted to do that I have no way of sending them since you have no email address on your profile

Well, I turned it on just for you. Is that dedication or what?

 
EZ Writer 2009-07-02 01:11:34 PM  
Mykeru: geekluv: well if I wanted to do that I have no way of sending them since you have no email address on your profile

Well, I turned it on just for you. Is that dedication desperation or what?


FTFY

/Had to

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:14:11 PM  
EZ Writer: Mykeru: geekluv: well if I wanted to do that I have no way of sending them since you have no email address on your profile

Well, I turned it on just for you. Is that dedication desperation or what?

FTFY

/Had to


i181.photobucket.com

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:14:40 PM  
Mykeru: geekluv: well if I wanted to do that I have no way of sending them since you have no email address on your profile

Well, I turned it on just for you. Is that dedication or what?


That is defintely dedication & I sent you some more.

EZ Writer: Mykeru: geekluv: well if I wanted to do that I have no way of sending them since you have no email address on your profile

Well, I turned it on just for you. Is that dedication desperation or what?

FTFY

/Had to


Someone seems jealous this afternoon

 
EZ Writer 2009-07-02 01:14:52 PM  
Photobucket gets filterpwned at my work... I'll need a description.

 
Cthulhu Theory 2009-07-02 01:16:03 PM  
I can't help but wonder what the world would be like if everyday was naked friday?

Would more people take better care of themselves or would we have more people overwieght because we just dont care?

I for one am not opposed to the idea. There's lots of good to go with the bad round these parts, I just don't know if they're ready to bask in my godly glory!

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:18:17 PM  
EZ Writer: Photobucket gets filterpwned at my work... I'll need a description.

sent you the pic "Carry On you Magnificent Bastard"

 
utardsRock 2009-07-02 01:21:09 PM  
I work with a bunch of fat dudes... We'd have to hire some women before I'd sign off on this

/but really likes the idea

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:21:28 PM  
geekluv: Someone seems jealous this afternoon

Yeah. He can get his own damn Farkette.

 
EZ Writer 2009-07-02 01:30:01 PM  
geekluv: Someone seems jealous this afternoon

Who, me?


img523.imageshack.us

 
Kittrina 2009-07-02 01:30:15 PM  
I see way too much from some coworkers when they are fully clothed.

DO NOT WANT

/how would you like to know that the person you have on the phone in tech support is naked?

 
Pants full of macaroni!! 2009-07-02 01:33:28 PM  
Good thing nothing like this would ever be instituted in my workplace, else I'd have to take a sick day.

/no one needs to see this

 
Cthulhu Theory 2009-07-02 01:38:31 PM  
Kittrina: I see way too much from some coworkers when they are fully clothed.

DO NOT WANT

/how would you like to know that the person you have on the phone in tech support is naked?


One word summarizes this scenario... "Fap"

/cmon this is fark!

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:38:53 PM  
EZ Writer: geekluv: Someone seems jealous this afternoon

Who, me?


good lord that pic reminds me of my Sociology prof who gave me the creeps.

 
simpsonfan 2009-07-02 01:43:10 PM  
Casual Friday has gone too far...

 
iollow 2009-07-02 01:52:38 PM  
Or instead, hire a couple models for remedial tasks, for one day only, and get a new one every week. It could be "hottie Friday" or something. And nudity isn't required, in fact the better dressed the better. That would boost morale.

Or just give people a damn raise once in a while.

 
Derek313 2009-07-02 02:05:06 PM  
I work at Walmart. I'm going to say that no, I would not like this implemented.

 
smokinmic 2009-07-02 02:12:51 PM  
i'm going to go with no... i passed a lady that was easily pushing 350 just a couple of minutes ago...

 
StaleCoffee 2009-07-02 02:14:43 PM  
Honestly, I miss Beer Friday.

Boss would come in with 2 cases of mixed booze. 2 beer limit.

Everyone came in for Beer Friday, and nobody left early.

/wearing a coat because of this goddamn ac

 
dwade 2009-07-02 02:38:23 PM  
I think we should be nude all the time. I recently got a membership to the YMCA and nothing feels better than walking around nude in the locker room.

 
Pants full of macaroni!! 2009-07-02 02:43:12 PM  
dwade: I think we should be nude all the time. I recently got a membership to the YMCA and nothing feels better than walking around nude in the locker room.

So you're over 70 is what you're saying.

 
GRANDGALACTICINQUISITOR 2009-07-02 02:43:32 PM  
dwade: I think we should be nude all the time. I recently got a membership to the YMCA and nothing feels better than walking around nude in the locker room.

I hear that YMCA locker rooms are notorious homosexual hangouts. There the bathhouses of the 00s. NTTAWWT

/"i'm just going to the bathroom!"

 
elev8meL8r 2009-07-02 02:49:20 PM  
Kittrina:
/how would you like to know that the person you have on the phone in tech support is naked?


I just automatically assume they are.

 
elev8meL8r 2009-07-02 02:51:16 PM  
Pocket Ninja: Great. Now expect cottage industry of motivational seminars and corporate speakers who use titles like "Stripping the Paradigm" to spring up all over the place.
cheese

Fixed it for my work

 
Jerry The King LoLer 2009-07-02 03:11:07 PM  
Not a good idea for at-home daycare.

/Don't want all the crotch-high toddlers sneezing on my junk.

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 03:15:18 PM  
Pants full of macaroni!!: dwade: I think we should be nude all the time. I recently got a membership to the YMCA and nothing feels better than walking around nude in the locker room.

So you're over 70 is what you're saying.


No, this is just a sub-type at the gym. Dwade, we are so on to you, dude.

 
Delphis 2009-07-02 03:15:45 PM  
iollow: Or just give people a damn raise once in a while.

Yea, naked chicks at work isn't the raise I was looking for.

But if the 18-25 yr old girl students want to run around naked I'd by all means let them.

/happens to run lab security cameras too..
//could be interesting

 
Sugarloafer 2009-07-02 04:07:50 PM  
Since we each work our shifts alone, I'm ALL for it! However, it would be awkward for the clients and delivery folks.

 
highendmighty 2009-07-02 04:26:09 PM  
bobguy64: what_now: Oh for the love of God no!! I am by far the most attractive member of this office, and I am a TFETTE!!!

Can you imagine the rest????????

...and obviously the most humble.


Well have you blown up her pic?

Pixelicious!!!!

 
YesItsTom [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 04:38:34 PM  
I thought all the commenters would have had naked pictures of themselves posted already.

/Not sure if I'm leaving disappointed or not....

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 04:57:25 PM  
YesItsTom: /Not sure if I'm leaving disappointed or not....

You're not.

Remember, this is Fark, where Cheeto grease is considered a sex lube.

 
Haoie 2009-07-02 05:01:18 PM  
Some days I'm surprised we even have a casual Fri.

 
elev8meL8r 2009-07-02 05:01:54 PM  
Mykeru: YesItsTom: /Not sure if I'm leaving disappointed or not....

You're not.

Remember, this is Fark, where Cheeto grease is considered a sex lube.


You mean it's NOT?!

(tosses Drew's book over shoulder) Wrong again, FARK's guide to sex!

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 05:32:32 PM  
Mykeru: YesItsTom: /Not sure if I'm leaving disappointed or not....

You're not.

Remember, this is Fark, where Cheeto grease is considered a sex lube.


Never heard of that use before. I just use KY.

 
elev8meL8r 2009-07-02 05:36:23 PM  
geekluv:

Never heard of that use before. I just use KY.


The WHOLE state?

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 05:37:49 PM  
elev8meL8r: geekluv:

Never heard of that use before. I just use KY.

The WHOLE state?


KY Jelly silly

 
elev8meL8r 2009-07-02 05:39:43 PM  
Oh, the product. Of course. How silly of me!

 
Uncle Tractor 2009-07-02 06:02:31 PM  
FTFA: "Despite some initial reluctance, nearly all the staff took off all their clothes - except for one man, who wore a posing pouch, and one of two female workers, who kept on black underwear."

Great idea. Now you have skid-marks on every single seat at your workplace.

/no, gorgor
//baaad gorgor

 
ABQGOD 2009-07-02 06:13:10 PM  
I always wondered what was meant when Rimmer referred to Lister's space-boots as the "inside of an orangutan's posing pouch".

 
TheGreatGazoo 2009-07-02 06:26:29 PM  
Only 2 female workers? So it was basically a sausage party?

How do you explain this when you are looking for 'morale boosting' funding? Don't they usually tell you what they are doing ahead of time? I've never been involved in that part of a business decision, but if they are going to spend $2,000 on 'morale', then I would think they'd want more of a syllabus than 'surprise!'.

I'm surprised some prude didn't raise sexual harrassment. Or that might still be coming.

 
jamspoon 2009-07-02 07:11:12 PM  
Definitely not in my office. My yoga class on the other hand...

/'scuse me I'm going for a lie down

 
Magnir 2009-07-02 08:34:01 PM  
Hmm, no, no thank you not in this office.

\This thread was PERFECT for Cowgirl Toffee
\\Sad Panda

 
SalvatoreParadise 2009-07-03 08:29:19 AM  
geekluv: Mykeru: YesItsTom: /Not sure if I'm leaving disappointed or not....

You're not.

Remember, this is Fark, where Cheeto grease is considered a sex lube.

Never heard of that use before. I just use KY.


Annnnd that's it, I've made you a favorite because of this thread. Hot puppies, I love smart, sexy, sarcastic women.

/my bunk, let me show you it
//EIP for BIE
///hahahahahaaaaaa like I stand a chance in hell of that happening

 
hostJP 2009-07-03 08:30:54 AM  
Considering I work in a casino. I for one approve of this idea!!! Nude cocktail waitress Fridays!! I'm in.

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 09:07:49 AM  
SalvatoreParadise: geekluv: Mykeru: YesItsTom: /Not sure if I'm leaving disappointed or not....

You're not.

Remember, this is Fark, where Cheeto grease is considered a sex lube.

Never heard of that use before. I just use KY.

Annnnd that's it, I've made you a favorite because of this thread. Hot puppies, I love smart, sexy, sarcastic women.

/my bunk, let me show you it
//EIP for BIE
///hahahahahaaaaaa like I stand a chance in hell of that happening


thank you

 
hostJP 2009-07-03 09:21:48 AM  
SalvatoreParadise: Annnnd that's it, I've made you a favorite because of this thread. Hot puppies, I love smart, sexy, sarcastic women.

/my bunk, let me show you it
//EIP for BIE
///hahahahahaaaaaa like I stand a chance in hell of that happening


I know I'm being an unoriginal bastard but I second all of the above. Even the slashies!!!!

/Waiting to have the BIE cherry popped LOL

 
SalvatoreParadise 2009-07-03 11:38:54 AM  
geekluv: SalvatoreParadise:

Annnnd that's it, I've made you a favorite because of this thread. Hot puppies, I love smart, sexy, sarcastic women.

geekluv: thank you


trust me, the pleasure is all mine!

 
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