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(Some Guy) Dumbass Local Council order Sir Cliff Richard to reduce the size of his erection by 30%   (getsurrey.co.uk) divider line 12
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opiumpoopy 2009-07-02 08:24:28 AM  
"This isn't a small extension, it's quite a large conservatory and quite a nice one," he said. "I do have a certain amount of sympathy for him but we have to abide by the rules."

And that's why people hate planning/zoning committees.

People hate Cliff Richard for a wide range of different reasons.

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:46:35 AM  
[an obviously drunken Swann meets the writing staff]
Sy: He's plastered!
Alan Swann: So are some of the finest erections in Europe.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:52:02 AM  
What ho?

 
geo9270 2009-07-02 11:08:44 AM  
they shouldn't be afraid...

 
PirateKing 2009-07-02 11:09:48 AM  
Oh, Cliff
Sometimes it must be difficult not to feel as if
You really are a Cliff
When fascists keep trying to push you over it
Are they the lemmings?
Or are you Cliff?
Or are you, Cliff?

 
mistrmind 2009-07-02 12:12:47 PM  
This sounds like a job for People's Poet.

 
gbv23 2009-07-02 02:25:42 PM  
They act as though Devil Woman had never been written!

 
To The Escape Zeppelin! 2009-07-02 03:37:49 PM  
What I don't understand is why does it matter what size the building is? It's clearly an arbitrary rule anyway, so just change it.

Oh wait I forgot, it has nothing to do with whats best, but rather with enforcing your own petty whims for the sake of your ego.

 
byrobot [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 05:02:39 PM  
This thread is now about how old Rik Mayall looks.

i.dailymail.co.uk

/pardon the hotness of this link

 
sephjnr 2009-07-02 06:07:39 PM  
To The Escape Zeppelin!: What I don't understand is why does it matter what size the building is? It's clearly an arbitrary rule anyway, so just change it.

Oh wait I forgot, it has nothing to do with whats best, but rather with enforcing your own petty whims for the sake of your ego.


It's also the fact that he built it three years before asking permission to build it.

And Rik does look old.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:11:17 PM  
byrobot: This thread is now about how old Rik Mayall looks.

/pardon the hotness of this link


www.bbc.co.uk


And here's Ade Edmondson. He looks somewhat bald and possibly constipated.

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:32:50 PM  
byrobot: This thread is now about how old Rik Mayall looks.



/pardon the hotness of this link


I thought it was about how clean and sober Rik Mayall looks.

/Always treat your kite like you do your woman. Get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back.

 
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