beerrun: DROxINxTHExWIND: Ok. I know you will. Settle down before you spill Vitamin Water onto your keyboard, killer.

PeterPipersPickledPecker: Drox, he is obviously a 5-hour-energy-shot man...

Spoken like a couple dudes who obviously have no kids (that they know of, anyway.)
Don't even bother posting if you have no clue what it's like to be a father.
And I don't mean sending a monthly check to some chick you knocked up.

LOL. We know what they say about making assumptions. I have two children that I love more than I can express in words. I sacrifice for them everyday, not just on web forums in imaginary situations. But, I'm a grown man so I don't feel a need to threaten strangers with death on an anonymous board. Nor do I believe that embracing vigilantism somehow makes you a better father than a man who would simply call the police. So to summarize, I'm not impressed.

PeterPipersPickledPecker: Given the verbiage of your statement, inference on my part was not necessary - your intent was elucidated quite clearly.

And I believe you're a anglophilocrat. Ya. See? I can use big words too.

beerrun: StoneyBologna: Not trolling. Dead serious.

Please explain to me how you justify killing someone or harming someone to show that killing or harming someone is inherently wrong.

If you're saying that you'll stoop down to their level, that's fine. But then you're just as bad. If you can't see that I can't help you.

DROxINxTHExWIND: They're just blowing off steam. Most of them are pussies who wouldn't do shiat but run to the phone and call the police...and there's nothing wrong with doing that. So, I'm not sure why there's always a need to go internet Rambo.

Its just the way they express their disgust.

Not trolling. Dead serious.
I invite any of you cocksuckers on this forum to attempt to harm either of my daughters like this scumbag did. I will farking kill you.

THIS. I LITERALLY invite you to rape MY daughter and watch what will happen. I will farking shoot you so hard you will be dead. Seriously I would LOVE to watch you try to rape and kill MY daughter. I am a DAMN good father and a MAN. Come on, I freaking double dare you, lets make a deal. If you hurt my daughter and get away with it Ill pay you. Deal or no deal? Put my daughter in jeopardy and watch what will happen. Do NOT press your luck with me libtard because I will teach you what being a MAN is all about. Hell, Ill even give you a million dollars if you do it. Do you think the price is right? Who wants to be a millionaire? All you have to do is rape my daughter and get away with it and I will literally give it to you assuming Obama hasnt already taken it away and put me into debt with his $100000 pyramid scheme he calls a "stimulus". Look libtard, do NOT harm my family. Few do and the ones who have get a bullet to the head. Do you think I would just beat you with my fists? Pass. Swords? Pass. No, Im using my guns on you. I will cut through you like fresh ham at the supermarket. Sweeping the leg is NOT an option. I will set you on fire with a single match. Game over. Come on, do you have the guts? What would you do when my weapons are going wild on you? Spin the wheel of fortune you sick son of a biatch and watch what happens.

imgod2u: PeterPipersPickledPecker: Given the verbiage of your statement, inference on my part was not necessary - your intent was elucidated quite clearly.

And I believe you're a anglophilocrat. Ya. See? I can use big words too.



"Bully for you, sir!"

beerrun

Spoken like a couple dudes who obviously have no kids (that they know of, anyway.)
Don't even bother posting if you have no clue what it's like to be a father.


If becoming completely irrational and pathetically threatening people on the internet is the result of fatherhood, then I am all set with it. Thanks.

I'm getting soft in my old age. Once I would have really spun you relentlessly with horrible comments after knowing you were all worked up about this, but I just can't seem to work up the ambition.


/waiting for the "don't breed" comment

StopArrestingMe

THIS. I LITERALLY invite you to rape MY daughter and watch what will happen.


You INVITE people to rape your daughter so you can exact vengeance on them?

Jesus, you people have issues.

Not much of a father inviting people to rape your daughter so you can feel like a man, IMNSHO.

Please explain to me how you justify killing someone or harming someone to show that killing or harming someone is inherently wrong.

Killing and harming someone that has done nothing is wrong.
Killing and harming someone that has killed or harmed someone that didn't deserve it is not wrong.

It's not the killing and harming someone we are punishing or want to punish, it's the doing it to an innocent person that we have a problem with.

FarkinHostile: StopArrestingMe

THIS. I LITERALLY invite you to rape MY daughter and watch what will happen.


You INVITE people to rape your daughter so you can exact vengeance on them?

Jesus, you people have issues.

Not much of a father inviting people to rape your daughter so you can feel like a man, IMNSHO.

You ARE getting old if you missed sarcasm as bold as that...

:^)

PeterPipersPickledPecker: danknerd: PeterPipersPickledPecker: danknerd: imgod2u:


I bet the reason that you are still alive with that messed up attitude of yours is that very same social contract that you so snidely eschew...

You shouldn't assume that I do or do not agree with the social contract I am bound to, that is not a logical discourse for determining as such. Maybe you should ask first?

Anyways... I was just pointing out a flaw, in my opinion, that I see, not a claim that I wish to leave or oppose the social contracts terms where I currently reside.

Given the verbiage of your statement, inference on my part was not necessary - your intent was elucidated quite clearly.

Your circumlocution renders your rejoinder abstruse: Was your intention to endorse or castigate?

PeterPipersPickledPecker

You ARE getting old if you missed sarcasm as bold as that...


Eh, I stopped reading after the first few lines.

StopArrestingMe

My apologies. Funny shiat right there.


Sweeping the leg not an option.....heh. :)

he gave her some free drugs and this is how she says "thanks"?

LOL, you guys are funny.
Some feel that you are a better person for not wanting to harm someone who physically and emotionally scars your child for life. Good for you. I'm sure you're great parent and I'm happy for you.

I stand by my first statement that if that joker abducted my child, injected her with cocaine and attempted to rape her, I would kill him. If that makes me a bad person, so be it.

PeterPipersPickledPecker: FarkinHostile: StopArrestingMe

THIS. I LITERALLY invite you to rape MY daughter and watch what will happen.


You INVITE people to rape your daughter so you can exact vengeance on them?

Jesus, you people have issues.

Not much of a father inviting people to rape your daughter so you can feel like a man, IMNSHO.

You ARE getting old if you missed sarcasm as bold as that...

:^)

I thought " Sweeping the leg is NOT an option. I will set you on fire with a single match. Game over." gave it away

beerrun: LOL, you guys are funny.
Some feel that you are a better person for not wanting to harm someone who physically and emotionally scars your child for life. Good for you. I'm sure you're great parent and I'm happy for you.

I stand by my first statement that if that joker abducted my child, injected her with cocaine and attempted to rape her, I would kill him. If that makes me a bad person, so be it.

you --------------------------------------- the point

The comments directed your way are not suggesting that you're a bad person, but that you talk a good game but don't actually have the stones for real violence.

beerrun: I stand by my first statement that if that joker abducted my child, injected her with cocaine and attempted to rape her, I would kill him. If that makes me a bad person, so be it.

Thankfully, we have laws against vigilantism. Not that I blame you, I'd probably have the same impulse, but I can separate my baser, primitive instincts from my philosophical principles.

sje1978: If this happened to my daughter, Justin Shine would be found with his own dick in his mouth.


Why would you reward him by teaching him an awesome skill?

PJ_the_Barbarian: beerrun: LOL, you guys are funny.
Some feel that you are a better person for not wanting to harm someone who physically and emotionally scars your child for life. Good for you. I'm sure you're great parent and I'm happy for you.

I stand by my first statement that if that joker abducted my child, injected her with cocaine and attempted to rape her, I would kill him. If that makes me a bad person, so be it.

you --------------------------------------- the point

The comments directed your way are not suggesting that you're a bad person, but that you talk a good game but don't actually have the stones for real violence.

Do you have kids, Mr. Barbarian?

beerrun: LOL, you guys are funny.
Some feel that you are a better person for not wanting to harm someone who physically and emotionally scars your child for life. Good for you. I'm sure you're great parent and I'm happy for you.

I stand by my first statement that if that joker abducted my child, injected her with cocaine and attempted to rape her, I would kill him. If that makes me a bad person, so be it.

Beer,

I would imagine that any sentient being would have these feelings concerning that situation.

What we are ripping on is the fact that you felt the need to actually SAY it (repeatedly) and with such great conviction and vehemence.

You would defend your child from an attacker - well, DUH!!!

We know - we would, too.

It's basic humanity.

Relax.

Jeff73: sje1978: If this happened to my daughter, Justin Shine would be found with his own dick in his mouth.


Why would you reward him by teaching him an awesome skill?

LOL!!!

beerrun: LOL, you guys are funny.
Some feel that you are a better person for not wanting to harm someone who physically and emotionally scars your child for life. Good for you. I'm sure you're great parent and I'm happy for you.

I stand by my first statement that if that joker abducted my child, injected her with cocaine and attempted to rape her, I would kill him. If that makes me a bad person, so be it.

No youre definitely a better parent for inviting the people of fark to assault your daughter. If youre not wearing a #1 DAD shirt right now you should be.

StopArrestingMe: THIS. I LITERALLY invite you to rape MY daughter and watch what will happen. I will farking shoot you so hard you will be dead. Seriously I would LOVE to watch you try to rape and kill MY daughter. I am a DAMN good father and a MAN. Come on, I freaking double dare you, lets make a deal. If you hurt my daughter and get away with it Ill pay you. Deal or no deal? Put my daughter in jeopardy and watch what will happen. Do NOT press your luck with me libtard because I will teach you what being a MAN is all about. Hell, Ill even give you a million dollars if you do it. Do you think the price is right? Who wants to be a millionaire? All you have to do is rape my daughter and get away with it and I will literally give it to you assuming Obama hasnt already taken it away and put me into debt with his $100000 pyramid scheme he calls a "stimulus". Look libtard, do NOT harm my family. Few do and the ones who have get a bullet to the head. Do you think I would just beat you with my fists? Pass. Swords? Pass. No, Im using my guns on you. I will cut through you like fresh ham at the supermarket. Sweeping the leg is NOT an option. I will set you on fire with a single match. Game over. Come on, do you have the guts? What would you do when my weapons are going wild on you? Spin the wheel of fortune you sick son of a biatch and watch what happens.

What'd I miss?
(also, not your best work, sorry)

beerrun: PJ_the_Barbarian: beerrun: LOL, you guys are funny.
Some feel that you are a better person for not wanting to harm someone who physically and emotionally scars your child for life. Good for you. I'm sure you're great parent and I'm happy for you.

I stand by my first statement that if that joker abducted my child, injected her with cocaine and attempted to rape her, I would kill him. If that makes me a bad person, so be it.

you --------------------------------------- the point

The comments directed your way are not suggesting that you're a bad person, but that you talk a good game but don't actually have the stones for real violence.

Do you have kids, Mr. Barbarian?

no... nor am I much more than a spectator in this one.

So wherever you're going with that is misdirected.

Jeff73: sje1978: If this happened to my daughter, Justin Shine would be found with his own dick in his mouth.


Why would you reward him by teaching him an awesome skill?

LMAO!!!

JRoo: Mini Ditka: There is no place on this planet for that piece of shiat.

Maybe that's why he started farking kids in the first place.

If we can't learn to control our own over-population and mental health, war and murder and every horror in between will do it for us.

huh? Why is it always someone else's responsibility to take care of overpopulation and there you sit smugly typing on a fark thread...did you just call for the killing of populations? Geraldo is that you?

you are a puppet: No youre definitely a better parent for inviting the people of fark to assault your daughter. If youre not wearing a #1 DAD shirt right now you should be.

Hyperbole is not your strong point, is it?

Accent: The ONLY thing that deters crime is punishment.
Hell, if I could go out and commit a crime and know I would only get counseling afterwards... there are quite a few I have in mind I would want to try.

Actually, punishment is dependent on a crime having been committed, therefore, it fails as a deterrent. Semantics aside, a case like this only needs one tool to achieve the desired result:


Now THAT'S a deterrent!

beerrun: you are a puppet: No youre definitely a better parent for inviting the people of fark to assault your daughter. If youre not wearing a #1 DAD shirt right now you should be.

Hyperbole is not your strong point, is it?

Fatherhood's not yours, is it?

you are a puppet: beerrun: you are a puppet: No youre definitely a better parent for inviting the people of fark to assault your daughter. If youre not wearing a #1 DAD shirt right now you should be.

Hyperbole is not your strong point, is it?

Fatherhood's not yours, is it?

Ladies, be nice...

you are a puppet: beerrun: you are a puppet: No youre definitely a better parent for inviting the people of fark to assault your daughter. If youre not wearing a #1 DAD shirt right now you should be.

Hyperbole is not your strong point, is it?

Fatherhood's not yours, is it?

Oooh, snappy comeback, sparky. I hope you didn't hurt yourself thinking that one up.

beerrun: you are a puppet: beerrun: you are a puppet: No youre definitely a better parent for inviting the people of fark to assault your daughter. If youre not wearing a #1 DAD shirt right now you should be.

Hyperbole is not your strong point, is it?

Fatherhood's not yours, is it?

Oooh, snappy comeback, sparky. I hope you didn't hurt yourself thinking that one up.

I invite you to say this to my face. Before killing you I will put your daughters under the knife so you know your seed is wiped from the earth.

Brainsick: Now THAT'S a deterrent!

I think I just felt my anus tighten up a bit... they do that, right?

you are a puppet: beerrun: you are a puppet: No youre definitely a better parent for inviting the people of fark to assault your daughter. If youre not wearing a #1 DAD shirt right now you should be.

Hyperbole is not your strong point, is it?

Fatherhood's not yours, is it?

Oh no you di'nt!

/snaps fingers

you are a puppet: beerrun: you are a puppet: beerrun: you are a puppet: No youre definitely a better parent for inviting the people of fark to assault your daughter. If youre not wearing a #1 DAD shirt right now you should be.

Hyperbole is not your strong point, is it?

Fatherhood's not yours, is it?

Oooh, snappy comeback, sparky. I hope you didn't hurt yourself thinking that one up.

I invite you to say this to my face. Before killing you I will put your daughters under the knife so you know your seed is wiped from the earth.


Frowns on your shenanigans...

you are a puppet: beerrun: you are a puppet: beerrun: you are a puppet: No youre definitely a better parent for inviting the people of fark to assault your daughter. If youre not wearing a #1 DAD shirt right now you should be.

Hyperbole is not your strong point, is it?

Fatherhood's not yours, is it?

Oooh, snappy comeback, sparky. I hope you didn't hurt yourself thinking that one up.

I invite you to say this to my face. Before killing you I will put your daughters under the knife so you know your seed is wiped from the earth.

Now we know what Magua's fark handle is!

PeterPipersPickledPecker: you are a puppet: beerrun: you are a puppet: beerrun: you are a puppet: No youre definitely a better parent for inviting the people of fark to assault your daughter. If youre not wearing a #1 DAD shirt right now you should be.

Hyperbole is not your strong point, is it?

Fatherhood's not yours, is it?

Oooh, snappy comeback, sparky. I hope you didn't hurt yourself thinking that one up.

I invite you to say this to my face. Before killing you I will put your daughters under the knife so you know your seed is wiped from the earth.


Frowns on your shenanigans...

Damn your eyes!

imgod2u
And the idea that "dire consequences" somehow deters crime has been statistically disproved by every state that's tried it and gotten absolutely no decline in such crimes. I'm surprised anyone still tries to bring this "truthiness" up.

Philosophy and psychology aside, I'd just want wankos like this guy away from my daughters. I don't care if you kill them, lock them up forever, ship them off to Australia or Mars, just keep them away from my children. I don't care about the deterrent effect of punishment, just keeping their crazy selves away from my world...

P.S. The idea that a person--who completely ignores another person's rights to life and happiness--has rights to life and happiness, is absurd.

I'm just surprised a couple of fark users got my point.

you are a puppet: beerrun: you are a puppet: beerrun: you are a puppet: No youre definitely a better parent for inviting the people of fark to assault your daughter. If youre not wearing a #1 DAD shirt right now you should be.

Hyperbole is not your strong point, is it?

Fatherhood's not yours, is it?

Oooh, snappy comeback, sparky. I hope you didn't hurt yourself thinking that one up.

I invite you to say this to my face. Before killing you I will put your daughters under the knife so you know your seed is wiped from the earth.

I wish MY dad was a shiat-talking internet psycho...

/your kid would be so proud

Brainsick: you are a puppet: beerrun: you are a puppet: beerrun: you are a puppet: No youre definitely a better parent for inviting the people of fark to assault your daughter. If youre not wearing a #1 DAD shirt right now you should be.

Hyperbole is not your strong point, is it?

Fatherhood's not yours, is it?

Oooh, snappy comeback, sparky. I hope you didn't hurt yourself thinking that one up.

I invite you to say this to my face. Before killing you I will put your daughters under the knife so you know your seed is wiped from the earth.

I wish MY dad was a shiat-talking internet psycho...

/your kid would be so proud

You missed it.

Sigh......



Yeah yeah, I know the drill.....

Brainsick: Now THAT'S a deterrent!

remarkable

brandied: Philosophy and psychology aside, I'd just want wankos like this guy away from my daughters. I don't care if you kill them, lock them up forever, ship them off to Australia or Mars, just keep them away from my children. I don't care about the deterrent effect of punishment, just keeping their crazy selves away from my world...

Hence my exile idea.

P.S. The idea that a person--who completely ignores another person's rights to life and happiness--has rights to life and happiness, is absurd.

You've just ignored another person's right to life. Oh I'm sorry, did you mean to add "except "?

imgod2u: brandied: Philosophy and psychology aside, I'd just want wankos like this guy away from my daughters. I don't care if you kill them, lock them up forever, ship them off to Australia or Mars, just keep them away from my children. I don't care about the deterrent effect of punishment, just keeping their crazy selves away from my world...

Hence my exile idea.

P.S. The idea that a person--who completely ignores another person's rights to life and happiness--has rights to life and happiness, is absurd.

You've just ignored another person's right to life. Oh I'm sorry, did you mean to add "except "?

RIGHT TO LIFE? Right to life is contingent on the right of someone's daughter not to be injected with cocaine and raped!!!!!

/!!!!
//!

discordium: imgod2u: brandied: Philosophy and psychology aside, I'd just want wankos like this guy away from my daughters. I don't care if you kill them, lock them up forever, ship them off to Australia or Mars, just keep them away from my children. I don't care about the deterrent effect of punishment, just keeping their crazy selves away from my world...

Hence my exile idea.

P.S. The idea that a person--who completely ignores another person's rights to life and happiness--has rights to life and happiness, is absurd.

You've just ignored another person's right to life. Oh I'm sorry, did you mean to add "except "?

RIGHT TO LIFE? Right to life is contingent on the right of someone's daughter not to be injected with cocaine and raped!!!!!

/!!!!
//!



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imgod2u: Life and death aren't shades of gray. There's no "partly living"

This depends on whether or not you are stupid enough to keep your entire identity tied up in one fragile fleshbag.

PeterPipersPickledPecker: discordium: imgod2u: brandied: Philosophy and psychology aside, I'd just want wankos like this guy away from my daughters. I don't care if you kill them, lock them up forever, ship them off to Australia or Mars, just keep them away from my children. I don't care about the deterrent effect of punishment, just keeping their crazy selves away from my world...

Hence my exile idea.

P.S. The idea that a person--who completely ignores another person's rights to life and happiness--has rights to life and happiness, is absurd.

You've just ignored another person's right to life. Oh I'm sorry, did you mean to add "except "?

RIGHT TO LIFE? Right to life is contingent on the right of someone's daughter not to be injected with cocaine and raped!!!!!

/!!!!
//!



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I was thinking more:

abb3w

imgod2u: Life and death aren't shades of gray. There's no "partly living"

This depends on whether or not you are stupid enough to keep your entire identity tied up in one fragile fleshbag.


abb3w casts Magic Jar. Make a saving throw.

imgod2u: PeterPipersPickledPecker: discordium: imgod2u: brandied: Philosophy and psychology aside, I'd just want wankos like this guy away from my daughters. I don't care if you kill them, lock them up forever, ship them off to Australia or Mars, just keep them away from my children. I don't care about the deterrent effect of punishment, just keeping their crazy selves away from my world...

Hence my exile idea.

P.S. The idea that a person--who completely ignores another person's rights to life and happiness--has rights to life and happiness, is absurd.

You've just ignored another person's right to life. Oh I'm sorry, did you mean to add "except "?

RIGHT TO LIFE? Right to life is contingent on the right of someone's daughter not to be injected with cocaine and raped!!!!!

/!!!!
//!



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I was thinking more:

I suppose my reply should've been a simple: "WTF?" That's more appropriate for half these threads. Except boobies, corset, or stripper threads.

discordium: I suppose my reply should've been a simple: "WTF?" That's more appropriate for half these threads. Except boobies, corset, or stripper threads.

There are corset threads?!?