But talk about the mother of all handjobs!

Once you go Dharuna Vinayakar, you never go back...

"This Western culture cannot be permitted in our country," said Maulana Khalid Rashid Farangi Mahali, a leading Muslim cleric in the northern city of Lucknow.

Wait, we invented sodomy?

Why would I want to fark eight elephants? Especially if they are holding firearms?

Usually he only has four.

Talk about population control...

Sybarite: Wait, we invented sodomy?

Yes but they named a town after it.

"Please do not feed a hummer to my God."

I'll have the beef in da loo.

Thank you, cum again!

Bad Housekeeping: Thank you, cum again!

Winnar!

Bad Housekeeping: Thank you, cum again!

[golf clap]

Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: Bad Housekeeping: Thank you, cum again!

Winnar!



He's always telling people to try his hot dogs, how could you not have seen that coming?

/right in the third eye, baby!

FTA: According to the law, gay sex is punishable by 10 years in prison. While actual criminal prosecutions are few, the law frequently has been used to harass people.

A country that made this doesn't allow homosexuality? This, I cannot believe!

Sybarite: Wait, we invented sodomy?

Western="something I don't understand, but I've been told it is different and evil". See also: Communists.

wyrlss: Usually he only has four.
Yeah, wasn't it Krishna that had eight?

Sybarite: "This Western culture cannot be permitted in our country," said Maulana Khalid Rashid Farangi Mahali, a leading Muslim cleric in the northern city of Lucknow.

Wait, we invented sodomy?

No, but we promote it more than anyone.

IonBeam2: Sybarite: "This Western culture cannot be permitted in our country," said Maulana Khalid Rashid Farangi Mahali, a leading Muslim cleric in the northern city of Lucknow.

Wait, we invented sodomy?

No, but we promote it more than anyone.

The french would like to take issue with that.

Elephant Sodomy?
http://tinyurl.com/ncycr3
(copy and paste)

Sybarite: "This Western culture cannot be permitted in our country," said Maulana Khalid Rashid Farangi Mahali, a leading Muslim cleric in the northern city of Lucknow.

Wait, we invented sodomy?

Um, am I the only person on Fark who has a copy of the Kama Sutra with more than just fun pictures? That book actually recommends some positions for lesbian couples.

That having been said, it's hard to find a copy of the KS that hasn't been annotated all to hell by the next Dr. Ruth wannabe, the KS is such and amazing book.

/giggity

Wow. I hope some day the Indian nation can progress to our level of sophistication and spend it's time making it illegal for gays to adopt or foster care, for gays to be married, and throwing decorated combat veterans out of the US military because they are gay.

Poor backward heathen India. Why I bet they have country clubs that don't allow blacks or jews.

Biv: wyrlss: Usually he only has four.
Yeah, wasn't it Krishna that had eight?

Well, it kind of depends on whether you're looking at Hinduism or Buddhism. Because at some point, the gods are regarded as Bodhisattvas or something, at which point you get the concept of the emptiness of forms, and from there it's just a short step to the Transformers.

India is gay...

This is where all the armchair anthropologists claim that India is sexually free, because of the existence of the Kama Sutra. Guess what? I have a copy of Jurassic Park but that doesn't mean we have any dinosaurs running around.

/yah, I know birds are dinosaurs.

Now watch the number of AIDS cases shoot up...

lukelightning: This is where all the armchair anthropologists claim that India is sexually free, because of the existence of the Kama Sutra. Guess what? I have a copy of Jurassic Park but that doesn't mean we have any dinosaurs running around.

/yah, I know birds are dinosaurs.

This is where I'd bash the Greeks but I'm afraid the ghost of Inishinies would get me.

LamOtter: A country that made this doesn't allow homosexuality? This, I cannot believe!

Who knew that Ron Jeremy was such a big old otaku?

/everlasting gobstopper cigarette
//at least Indian girls can still marry dogs

LamOtter: A country that made this doesn't allow homosexuality? This, I cannot believe!

OMG that is awesome. I had to close the window so i wouldn't bust out laughing at work!

The CNN report on the same news was way weird.

FTA:
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An Indian court on Thursday ruled that consensual sex between adults of the same gender is legal in the country, attorneys said.

Any homosexual act without the consent of either partner remains a criminal offense, however, Indira Jaisingh, counsel for the nonprofit Naz Foundation which had challenged the law, told CNN.

The ruling means the law -- Indian penal code section 377, which had criminalized consensual homosexual acts between adults -- has been partly struck down but remains in place as far as forced homosexual acts are concerned.
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...yes? So? Isn't forced sexual acts, y'know, rape anyway? Isn't that supposed to be illegal, gay or not?

wyrlss: Usually he only has four.

I hear Ganesh's dick is so big, that its a "fifth arm." Given the well known "secret" about shortcomings in the length of beefsteaks in that part of the world, you'd think a God of these men would have a wang at least at long as that trunk.

Zmog: The CNN report on the same news was way weird.

FTA:
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An Indian court on Thursday ruled that consensual sex between adults of the same gender is legal in the country, attorneys said.

Any homosexual act without the consent of either partner remains a criminal offense, however, Indira Jaisingh, counsel for the nonprofit Naz Foundation which had challenged the law, told CNN.

The ruling means the law -- Indian penal code section 377, which had criminalized consensual homosexual acts between adults -- has been partly struck down but remains in place as far as forced homosexual acts are concerned.
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...yes? So? Isn't forced sexual acts, y'know, rape anyway? Isn't that supposed to be illegal, gay or not?

RAPE CNN WANTS RAPE TO LEGALIZE RAPE

Please do not offer my god a peanut.

Zmog:

...yes? So? Isn't forced sexual acts, y'know, rape anyway? Isn't that supposed to be illegal, gay or not?

Eh, probably a point of clarification, because non-intercourse rape and consensual sodomy were probably prosecuted under the same law. It's an important factor because, for example, when Maine (?) removed its sodomy laws, its legal prohibitions on incest gained a loophole; it's legal, so long as there isn't male/female genital-to-genital intercourse involved.

Zmog: ...yes? So? Isn't forced sexual acts, y'know, rape anyway? Isn't that supposed to be illegal, gay or not?

Not if it's your wife. You can rape her, beat her, or rape her.

I love how it says "consensual gay sex".

Don't worry folks, non-consensual gay sex, aka rape, is still illegal.

Zmog: The CNN report on the same news was way weird.

FTA:
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An Indian court on Thursday ruled that consensual sex between adults of the same gender is legal in the country, attorneys said.

Any homosexual act without the consent of either partner remains a criminal offense, however, Indira Jaisingh, counsel for the nonprofit Naz Foundation which had challenged the law, told CNN.

The ruling means the law -- Indian penal code section 377, which had criminalized consensual homosexual acts between adults -- has been partly struck down but remains in place as far as forced homosexual acts are concerned.
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...yes? So? Isn't forced sexual acts, y'know, rape anyway? Isn't that supposed to be illegal, gay or not?

How can there even BE sex if NEITHER partner is consenting? If only one partner consents, that's rape, and if both consent, that's normal sex. Neither consenting? Isn't that called "nothing happened?"

I went to google image search to find appropriate pics to go with this thread and now I'm all fapped out.

ravenlore: LamOtter: A country that made this doesn't allow homosexuality? This, I cannot believe!

OMG that is awesome. I had to close the window so i wouldn't bust out laughing at work!

That was entertaining. Orko was the star of that video.

wyrlss: Zmog: The CNN report on the same news was way weird.

FTA:
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An Indian court on Thursday ruled that consensual sex between adults of the same gender is legal in the country, attorneys said.

Any homosexual act without the consent of either partner remains a criminal offense, however, Indira Jaisingh, counsel for the nonprofit Naz Foundation which had challenged the law, told CNN.

The ruling means the law -- Indian penal code section 377, which had criminalized consensual homosexual acts between adults -- has been partly struck down but remains in place as far as forced homosexual acts are concerned.
-----

...yes? So? Isn't forced sexual acts, y'know, rape anyway? Isn't that supposed to be illegal, gay or not?

RAPE CNN WANTS RAPE TO LEGALIZE RAPE

EVERYBODY RAPE!!!

/rape

clusterfrak: Not if it's your wife. You can rape her, beat her, or rape her.

HMS_Blinkin: How can there even BE sex if NEITHER partner is consenting? If only one partner consents, that's rape, and if both consent, that's normal sex. Neither consenting? Isn't that called "nothing happened?"

It can happen under coercion by a third party.

From what my source of "All things India", the mammal from tamil. This is only an issue with the heavy Muslim areas, He says the Hindu and Sikh are not big fans of homosexualaty, but the Muslims are the ones who get up in arms.

Keep in mind this is only in New Delhi, if you take your gay love out of the city, jail time for you.

HMS_Blinkin: Zmog: The CNN report on the same news was way weird.

FTA:
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An Indian court on Thursday ruled that consensual sex between adults of the same gender is legal in the country, attorneys said.

Any homosexual act without the consent of either partner remains a criminal offense, however, Indira Jaisingh, counsel for the nonprofit Naz Foundation which had challenged the law, told CNN.

The ruling means the law -- Indian penal code section 377, which had criminalized consensual homosexual acts between adults -- has been partly struck down but remains in place as far as forced homosexual acts are concerned.
-----

...yes? So? Isn't forced sexual acts, y'know, rape anyway? Isn't that supposed to be illegal, gay or not?

How can there even BE sex if NEITHER partner is consenting? If only one partner consents, that's rape marriage, and if both consent, that's normal sex dating. Neither consenting? Isn't that called "Kevin Spacey's 'John Doe' fantasy?"

HMS_Blinkin:
How can there even BE sex if NEITHER partner is consenting? If only one partner consents, that's rape, and if both consent, that's normal sex. Neither consenting? Isn't that called "nothing happened?"

No, that's when a third party with a weapon forces them.

Boberto: HMS_Blinkin: Zmog: The CNN report on the same news was way weird.

FTA:
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An Indian court on Thursday ruled that consensual sex between adults of the same gender is legal in the country, attorneys said.

Any homosexual act without the consent of either partner remains a criminal offense, however, Indira Jaisingh, counsel for the nonprofit Naz Foundation which had challenged the law, told CNN.

The ruling means the law -- Indian penal code section 377, which had criminalized consensual homosexual acts between adults -- has been partly struck down but remains in place as far as forced homosexual acts are concerned.
-----

...yes? So? Isn't forced sexual acts, y'know, rape anyway? Isn't that supposed to be illegal, gay or not?

How can there even BE sex if NEITHER partner is consenting? If only one partner consents, that's rape marriage, and if both consent, that's normal sex dating. Neither consenting? Isn't that called "Kevin Spacey's 'John Doe' fantasy?"

Yours was the funniest.

I'm sorry dearest, it's not you really. It's just that ever since it has been decriminalized well, frankly, it has kind of taken the fun out of buggery.

Zmog: The CNN report on the same news was way weird.

FTA:
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An Indian court on Thursday ruled that consensual sex between adults of the same gender is legal in the country, attorneys said.

Any homosexual act without the consent of either partner remains a criminal offense, however, Indira Jaisingh, counsel for the nonprofit Naz Foundation which had challenged the law, told CNN.

The ruling means the law -- Indian penal code section 377, which had criminalized consensual homosexual acts between adults -- has been partly struck down but remains in place as far as forced homosexual acts are concerned.
-----

...yes? So? Isn't forced sexual acts, y'know, rape anyway? Isn't that supposed to be illegal, gay or not?

Not in India. The screwy Indian laws make rape a gender specific offense. Only a man can rape, and he can rape only a woman. There was a move recently to make it more gender neutral, and the feminists shot it down.

Whats up with the cool tag?

clusterfrak: Zmog: ...yes? So? Isn't forced sexual acts, y'know, rape anyway? Isn't that supposed to be illegal, gay or not?

Not if it's your wife. You can rape her, beat her, or rape her.

You said "rape" twice.

HMS_Blinkin: Boberto: HMS_Blinkin: Zmog: The CNN report on the same news was way weird.

FTA:
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An Indian court on Thursday ruled that consensual sex between adults of the same gender is legal in the country, attorneys said.

Any homosexual act without the consent of either partner remains a criminal offense, however, Indira Jaisingh, counsel for the nonprofit Naz Foundation which had challenged the law, told CNN.

The ruling means the law -- Indian penal code section 377, which had criminalized consensual homosexual acts between adults -- has been partly struck down but remains in place as far as forced homosexual acts are concerned.
-----

...yes? So? Isn't forced sexual acts, y'know, rape anyway? Isn't that supposed to be illegal, gay or not?

How can there even BE sex if NEITHER partner is consenting? If only one partner consents, that's rape marriage, and if both consent, that's normal sex dating. Neither consenting? Isn't that called "Kevin Spacey's 'John Doe' fantasy?"

Yours was the funniest.

Thanks! Still waiting for my very first chance to deploy the flowchart for the tactical use of Oh Snap! I'll settle for now.

/hehe, "rape marriage / normal sex dating." Removal of strikethrough makes for some syntactically titilating literature.

The Onanist: But talk about the mother of all handjobs!

Done in one.

who were they trying to kid with this law? I mean really, don't you think all indian men are gay, or am i the only one?

moresugar: You said "rape" twice.

I don't like wife beating

Don't think I could ever cut it as a Hindu. Their creepy gods scare the shiat out of me.

Although they would make a pretty cool superhero team.

Cows are sacred in India, gays are not.

Old enough to know better: Don't think I could ever cut it as a Hindu. Their creepy gods scare the shiat out of me.

Although they would make a pretty cool superhero team.

I think you'd get a kick of of this book (new window), then.

Indian penal code section 377...



Heh heh, heh heh..they said "penal".

Stop poking Ganesh!