What do the mods have against ants? This has already been redlighted at least three times today.

/ not subby

It spans the world, not covers.

/semantics Nazi.

They're building a giant magnifying glass to burn us all!

/ants in pants! ants in pants!
//TAFT!

Occam's Chainsaw: It spans the world, not covers.

/semantics Nazi.

Maybe subby's entire world is on one of the sedimentary layers... maybe the ants are covering his entire world, and YOUR entire world is covering the ants.

Razorwolf: Maybe subby's entire world is on one of the sedimentary layers... maybe the ants are covering his entire world, and YOUR entire world is covering the ants.

I've been playing Spore all week, so I got a kick out of your reply. I then evolved some spines so you'll stop kicking me.

Phase IV has already begun.

Occam's Chainsaw: It spans the world, not covers.


Good. This world needed a good tightening.

Came for Kent Brockman, and learned I had to do it myself.

deeproy: Came for Kent Brockman, and learned I had to do it myself.

The one time the full quote could have been used, and you screwed it up. Bad subby, bad.

So when you say this colony of ants covers the entire world, you mean to say that they live in the ocean as well?

Thanks, ants.

Occam's Chainsaw: It spans embraces the world, not covers.

Kinder, gentler nazi.

Let's name a cold southern continent after them, and hope they all go there.

seen how this all ends...

Max Danger Power: deeproy: Came for Kent Brockman, and learned I had to do it myself.

The one time the full quote could have been used, and you screwed it up. Bad subby, bad.

Not only that, it's a goddamned click-through.

TRFA (new window)

Someone has to prep the Lightmass Bomb, STAT!

Ant overlord? Fabulous!

Bless you Ants.

Came here for the Aliens' reference...

0Icky0: Let's name a cold southern continent after them, and hope they all go there.

Formicidia?

LonMead: seen how this all ends...

If you are lucky, you'll get this ending!

TheGrayCat: They're building a giant magnifying glass to burn us all!

/ants in pants! ants in pants!
//TAFT!

A Tick reference? Bravo, good man.

Why the fark do people submit Slashdot articles? You get one paragraph of the story and have to go to another page to actually get something worthwhile.

Cut the shiat, subby.

The ant czar, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.
The ant czar is blowin' in the wind.

LonMead: seen how this all ends...

It ain't no picnic, that's for sure...

Looks like Gears of War has the most plausible apocalypse scenario.

Stavr0: Phase IV has already begun.

:)

/+1 for being the first

0Icky0: Let's name a cold southern continent after them, and hope they all go there.

I had that idea for New Africa, but it hasn't had the effect that I had hoped for :(

I think Obama should appoint an Ant Czar

Yeah, you know, mix up a little boric acid with peanut butter and honey, that should clear your little ant problem right up.

A worldwide colony, you say? Well, in that case, you'd want to locate the ant bait along their major trails, like the isthmus of Panama...

flyingmonkeysreign: I think Obama should appoint an Ant Czar

OK, but he or she will have to be gay, because you can't get a straight Ant Czar from Obama.

dittybopper: flyingmonkeysreign: I think Obama should appoint an Ant Czar

OK, but he or she will have to be gay, because you can't get a straight Ant Czar from Obama.


LOL

dittybopper: OK, but he or she will have to be gay, because you can't get a straight Ant Czar from Obama.

*golf clap*

dittybopper: flyingmonkeysreign: I think Obama should appoint an Ant Czar

OK, but he or she will have to be gay, because you can't get a straight Ant Czar from Obama.

OK you farking Win, like 3 dammed internets.

dittybopper: flyingmonkeysreign: I think Obama should appoint an Ant Czar

OK, but he or she will have to be gay, because you can't get a straight Ant Czar from Obama.

Well done

dittybopper: flyingmonkeysreign: I think Obama should appoint an Ant Czar

OK, but he or she will have to be gay, because you can't get a straight Ant Czar from Obama.

AMAZING!

You people really shouldn't encourage me. You'll just get more awful puns.

/Sincere thanks anyway.

dittybopper: flyingmonkeysreign: I think Obama should appoint an Ant Czar

OK, but he or she will have to be gay, because you can't get a straight Ant Czar from Obama.

Best pun I've seen in a long time. Bravo!

Public Call Box: LonMead: seen how this all ends...

If you are lucky, you'll get this ending!

I don't remember the "out of space!" part of Phase IV, but I don't think I've actually ever seen the beginning.

That movie freaked the hell out of me as a kid. It just has this unsettling, strange quality that a lot of older films have, especially low budget ones. Though Phase IV doesn't hold a candle to Manos in that regard. That movie is farking creepy, not for the story or anything, it just seems so monumentally weird and wrong. Like Crow (IIRC) said, "Every frame of this film looks like someones last known photograph."

dittybopper: You people really shouldn't encourage me. You'll just get more awful puns.

/Sincere thanks anyway.

OK but that one was not bad, has to be the best pun used on fark EVER!

RemyDuron: Public Call Box: LonMead: seen how this all ends...

If you are lucky, you'll get this ending!

I don't remember the "out of space!" part of Phase IV, but I don't think I've actually ever seen the beginning.

That movie freaked the hell out of me as a kid. It just has this unsettling, strange quality that a lot of older films have, especially low budget ones. Though Phase IV doesn't hold a candle to Manos in that regard. That movie is farking creepy, not for the story or anything, it just seems so monumentally weird and wrong. Like Crow (IIRC) said, "Every frame of this film looks like someones last known photograph."

The bit from outer space, is at the beginning. The planets in our solar system all line up on one side of the sun as someone narrates that a signal had been sent.



Then this pops up on the screen and it's game over for humanity.

"If they realized how thoroughly they'd been infiltrated, or how badly their own individuality lets them down-...-They might learn to cooperate some day. Like us."

/obscure?

What would be worse you ask??????

How about these Post Wasp relatives

Create a permanent Caste of Flying Workers
with Stingers with neurotoxin. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...............

Get the flamethrower

We have these ant here in Los Angeles. They don 't bite or sting like the fire ants. They are only an occasional nuisance, getting at any sweets left out.

They don't fight each other? Ants must not have religion.

Not impressed.

/obscure?
//hot linked the surface of Mars at high noon

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Thanks, ants.
solitary: Bless you Ants.

I was going to run with this in the Thanks, Congress thread, but I was afraid too few people would get it.

I'm disappointed no-one else came up with this...



/Hot like the your mother

andrewagill: DammitIForgotMyLogin: Thanks, ants.
solitary: Bless you Ants.

I was going to run with this in the Thanks, Congress thread, but I was afraid too few people would get it.


I made reference to it in that thread and no one noticed, so you're probably right.