Sarah Palin is a symbol for everything that is wrong with the Republican Party. They need to purge their ranks. Starting with Sarah Palin.

/our first maxim prez
//fap

What a fkking lunatic.

/not that this is new information or anything...

what_now: "S
How many drafts of this email with phrases like "You ignorant backwoods troglodyte" do you think this poor staffer wrote to relieve his own frustration?

I thought I was the only one that did that. Write a scathing hate filled emailed to my boss and then redrafting it so that it utterly shuts down her batshiat craziness.

Sygerrik: Occam's Chainsaw: sepuku2: Ya'll keep focused on Palin. It gives you something to do between the navel gazing, fapping and outraged shrieks.
*snort*

If Charlie Crist stays in the Republican party he's toast.

BTW, I have always kinda like Crist...is he a douche or is it ok to like him?

DFWPhotoGuy: what_now: "S
How many drafts of this email with phrases like "You ignorant backwoods troglodyte" do you think this poor staffer wrote to relieve his own frustration?

I thought I was the only one that did that. Write a scathing hate filled emailed to my boss and then redrafting it so that it utterly shuts down her batshiat craziness.

You should see some of the stuff I've written that never actually made it out to my customers.

And yes, it's OK to like Crist.

It's insane that she tried to lie to her own freakin campaign staff about that AIP thing, what did she have to gain by that? what a loony immature c*nt I can not believe that she was the GOP nom for the second most powerful office in the world and not only that their main guy was a geezer with a history of cancer.

DFWPhotoGuy: I thought I was the only one that did that. Write a scathing hate filled emailed to my boss and then redrafting it so that it utterly shuts down her batshiat craziness.

Oh god no. I do that all the time. Usually in word so there is NO CHANCE of it getting sent anywhere.

If Charlie Crist stays in the Republican party he's toast.

You're nuts. Crist is the new Republican. He's on a frontier Democrats don't want to admit exists.

Davey Croquette: He's on a frontier Democrats don't want to admit exists.

Florida?

DFWPhotoGuy: Sygerrik: Occam's Chainsaw: sepuku2: Ya'll keep focused on Palin. It gives you something to do between the navel gazing, fapping and outraged shrieks.
*snort*

If Charlie Crist stays in the Republican party he's toast.

BTW, I have always kinda like Crist...is he a douche or is it ok to like him?

That's troubling. You shouldn't be a Republican, getting your positions from on high. That's what they do; they support who they're told to support without wondering why. You should independently look up Crist's positions, evaluate them and come to your own conclusions.

Remember, what separates us from them is more than policy. We hold our policies not because they're "ours" but because we've genuinely thought them out and we think they are worthy goals. That includes being free to change them as the situation changes.

That said, I like Crist a bit; I'm a little troubled that he seems willing to compromise his integrity on some issues (environmentalism) to toe the Republican mainstream, and he's a bit more fiscally conservative than I would like, but he sees the way the wind is blowing. Plus, I'm like 90% sure he's gay, which means he's likely more socially liberal than most Republicans.

DFWPhotoGuy: BTW, I have always kinda like Crist...is he a douche or is it ok to like him?

Well, he's bankrupting Florida, so I'd say he's a douche.

People like him because Floridians are completely ignorant as to anything that happens in their state government, mostly because it happens so far away.

DFWPhotoGuy: Sygerrik: Occam's Chainsaw: sepuku2: Ya'll keep focused on Palin. It gives you something to do between the navel gazing, fapping and outraged shrieks.
*snort*

If Charlie Crist stays in the Republican party he's toast.

BTW, I have always kinda like Crist...is he a douche or is it ok to like him?

As a former Florida student, I hate that bastard. There's this horrendous joke of a standardized test that every public school teaches to, because students have to pass it to pass high school. Long story short, first generation immigrants = I learn NOTHING without pursuing it myself. And then I had a load of bullshiat from the test I had to do that amounted to 2-hour-long busy work.

Long story short, he knows it's a joke and refuses to get rid of the damn thing.

Oh, it also costs the state oodles of millions in practice tests too.

Agent Nick Fury: 2012 is three years away.
Nobody knew who Obama was three years before the last election.

Davey Croquette: If Charlie Crist stays in the Republican party he's toast.

You're nuts. Crist is the new Republican. He's on a frontier Democrats don't want to admit exists.

Dems are all about the gay frontier, don't know what the fark you're talking about...

How she thinks she has any chance in 2012 is beyond me. The Obama administration didn't attack her directly, since she was only second on the ticket, but you can bet if she runs in the primary or general election, all her secrets will be out.

IronTony: Oh, it also costs the state oodles of millions in practice tests too.

Hurr durr

what_now - DFWPhotoGuy: I thought I was the only one that did that. Write a scathing hate filled emailed to my boss and then redrafting it so that it utterly shuts down her batshiat craziness.

Oh god no. I do that all the time. Usually in word so there is NO CHANCE of it getting sent anywhere.


Careful... I've heard of people doing that without realizing that "track changes" is on.

Though, I assume you just copy-paste the text when you're happy with it.

No Palin/Biden debate picture yet in a Palin thread? Leaves disappointed.

Dems are all about the gay frontier, don't know what the fark you're talking about...

Let me be the first to clear this up- Charlie isn't gay. Charlie has had more top-shelf poon than any politician in the country including Sarah Palin.

Sgt Otter: My favorite line in the article, Sarah blatantly lying about her husband's involvement in the secessionist Alaska Independence Party, and the goals of the AIP itself:

[Secession] is not part of their platform and he was only a 'member' bc independent alaskans too often check that 'Alaska Independent' box on voter registrations thinking it just means non partisan," Palin wrote. "He caught his error when changing our address and checked the right box. I still want it fixed."

Yeah, you might want to tell the AIP that Todd isn't a member and that secession isn't a part of their platform.

Shes a pathological liar. Sure, the stuff we see everyday might be little white lies, but what the hell does it say about a persons character that they lie with every word out of their mouth, as long as they think it makes them look good?

They're not even political lies, ones that are gray.

Go check out Andrew Sullivan for some documentation.

This woman is a nut case.

moralpanic: How she thinks she has any chance in 2012 is beyond me. The Obama administration didn't attack her directly, since she was only second on the ticket, but you can bet if she runs in the primary or general election, all her secrets will be out.

The entire problem is that this woman doesn't think or plan anything.

She schemes. She's a paranoid dolt and diva with a minimal understanding of the job she's expected to do.

What still kills me is that the GOP faithful knew her for less than 2 months between the time McCain chose her until the elections. They still have no idea about anything she's ever done in Alaska (other than the exaggerations and flat-out lies about her record), yet worship her as their forthcoming savior.

sepuku2: Occam's Chainsaw: So who do you like for 2012? Pawlenty? Mitt "Magic Underwear" Romney? Rudy "One State Strategy" 9iu11ani? Chucklebee? Jindall's not ready, Crist is too fabulous, and Sanford's gone full retard.

None of them. Both parties have gone completely mad. If the economy is in the tank and the taxes are killing any chance of economic regrowth, Obama might get a second term on sheer independent voter apathy alone. On the other hand if a strong third party candidate appears and doesn't have the taint of fruitcake about them there could be a grassroots rebellion like the Perot phenom, I highly doubt it. It's going to take the Republicans at least two terms to rebrand and rebuild. That's my prediction and I have been known to be wrong occasionally.

Yea, it really comes down the the economy. If the economy is doing well in 2012 Obama will be re-elected. If not a third party candidate probably has the best shot its had in decades.

technicolor-misfit: Though, I assume you just copy-paste the text when you're happy with it.

Yeah- I also delete it from word and then erase the blank file. But it makes me feel better, and The Boy is sick of hearing about the people I deal with.

ManhattanRedneck: No Palin/Biden debate picture yet in a Palin thread? Leaves disappointed.

Sarah Palin, ready to strike

http://www.strategypage.com/military_photos/20090626202917.aspx (pop)

Sarah's fist almost looks ready to hit the "easy button"

I certainly hope the faithful aren't swayed by these evil Democrat lies. If the Republican party is to have any chance in 2012, they MUST see through these crass smears by the Democrat Party. She is our last best hope.

Sarah, stay strong. My fellow Republicans, stray strong for Sarah. She is going to need our strength in order to lead us out of the woods.

technicolor-misfit: Sarah, stay strong. My fellow Republicans, stray strong for Sarah. She is going to need our strength in order to lead us out of the woods.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAA

/hehe

Agent Nick Fury: Occam's Chainsaw: sepuku2: Ya'll keep focused on Palin. It gives you something to do between the navel gazing, fapping and outraged shrieks.
*snort*

So who do you like for 2012? Pawlenty? Mitt "Magic Underwear" Romney? Rudy "One State Strategy" 9iu11ani? Chucklebee? Jindall's not ready, Crist is too fabulous, and Sanford's gone full retard.

2012 is three years away.
Nobody knew who Obama was three years before the last election.
Except maybe the muslims.

By the summer of '05 his speech at the DNC was a year old and he was already talked about as a favorite for '12 or '16. So, as has already been pointed out, you couldn't be more wrong.

sepuku2: Mr. Coffee Nerves: If I may offer a safety tip: if you work with a Sarah Palin no matter HOW many margaritas she inhales at Happy Hour and no matter how aggressively she "dances" with you, do not, under any circumstances, go home with her unless you've already turned in your two weeks notice OR the next day you're planning violent, gory suicide.

Been there. Done that. Look at my name for attempted suicide tries.

You need a better headman.

Agent Nick Fury: Nobody knew who Obama was three years before the last election.

Really? Nobody?

Perhaps, being from Chicago I knew about him sooner than the average joe did, but most people who were paying attention remember him from his 2004 keynote speech at the DNC (which is what really started his national political career, in my opinion).

elchip: ManhattanRedneck: No Palin/Biden debate picture yet in a Palin thread? Leaves disappointed.

Anybody have a link to the original thread where these first popped up? I forgot to bookmark it, like an idiot.

Of course, I suppose most of them are dead by now anyways, unless Farkers were hosting the images themselves.

SVenus: Sarah Palin, ready to strike

http://www.strategypage.com/military_photos/20090626202917.aspx (pop)

Sarah's fist almost looks ready to hit the "easy button"

Ikam: Agent Nick Fury: Nobody knew who Obama was three years before the last election.

Really? Nobody?

Perhaps, being from Chicago I knew about him sooner than the average joe did, but most people who were paying attention remember him from his 2004 keynote speech at the DNC (which is what really started his national political career, in my opinion).

There was a ballgame on that night so I must have missed it.

elchip:

I loves those so very, very much. They are like Freckles of the internet picture memes.

elchip

Ah, but she'd be better compared to Kirk for sheer gung-ho attitude.

danlpoon: Dems are all about the gay frontier, don't know what the fark you're talking about...

Let me be the first to clear this up- Charlie isn't gay. Charlie has had more top-shelf poonman anus than any politician in the country including Sarah Palin Barney Frank.

ftfy

IronTony: Ah, but she'd be better compared to Kirk for sheer gung-ho attitude.

Not a watcher of TOS, so I don't know much about an appropriate caption. Besides, did Kirk have anything quite as iconic as "Engage" and "Make it so"?

elchip: IronTony: Ah, but she'd be better compared to Kirk for sheer gung-ho attitude.

Not a watcher of TOS, so I don't know much about an appropriate caption. Besides, did Kirk have anything quite as iconic as "Engage" and "Make it so"?

Mr. Sulu, take us out of here, warp factor something-or-other.

Agent Nick Fury: 2012 is three years away.
Nobody knew who Obama was three years before the last election.
Except maybe the muslims.

Except for the fact that he gave the keynote address at the 2004 Democratic Convention which is when people started talking about him eventually running for President.

elchip - Ah, but she'd be better compared to Kirk for sheer gung-ho attitude.


I think she'd be better compared to a tribble. Cute as hell, dumb as a post, reproduces like crazy, and can become a major problem in a hurry if left unsupervised.

technicolor-misfit: elchip - Ah, but she'd be better compared to Kirk for sheer gung-ho attitude.


I think she'd be better compared to a tribble. Cute as hell, dumb as a post, reproduces like crazy, and can become a major problem in a hurry if left unsupervised.

Tribbles endear all humanoids, except Klingons, and last I checked, most Democrat's foreheads weren't that furrowed.

technicolor-misfit: elchip - Ah, but she'd be better compared to Kirk for sheer gung-ho attitude.


I think she'd be better compared to a tribble. Cute as hell, dumb as a post, reproduces like crazy, and can become a major problem in a hurry if left unsupervised.

Ding!

I can't believe that no one has pointed out that Obama gave the keynote address at the 2004 Democratic Convention.

Am I the only who actually pays attention to this stuff?

technicolor-misfit: elchip - Ah, but she'd be better compared to Kirk for sheer gung-ho attitude.


I think she'd be better compared to a tribble. Cute as hell, dumb as a post, reproduces like crazy, and can become a major problem in a hurry if left unsupervised.

And loathed by this guy:

technicolor-misfit: elchip - Ah, but she'd be better compared to Kirk for sheer gung-ho attitude.


I think she'd be better compared to a tribble. Cute as hell, dumb as a post, reproduces like crazy, and can become a major problem in a hurry if left unsupervised.
What you did there: I see it.

elchip: IronTony: Ah, but she'd be better compared to Kirk for sheer gung-ho attitude.

Not a watcher of TOS, so I don't know much about an appropriate caption. Besides, did Kirk have anything quite as iconic as "Engage" and "Make it so"?

"Scotty, beam this green biatch off my junk. She's getting clingy." It's been cut from most of the syndicated airings.

IMVHO, Sarah Palin is highly charismatic, publicity hungry, and an extremely loose cannon.

If McCain had won the election, long before now, she would have already pushed him down a very long flight of stairs.

biglot: IMVHO, Sarah Palin is highly charismatic, publicity hungry, and an extremely loose cannon.

If McCain had won the election, long before now, she would have already pushed him down a very long flight of stairs.

She's not like that. She would never do anything like that.

Instead, she would order a staffer to do it as a test of loyalty.

biglot: IMVHO, Sarah Palin is highly charismatic, publicity hungry,

If I may interrupt your joke to point something out...

People like that make fine Facades for a presidential campaign. She's all folksy, a Washington outsider, and for some reason, people like her. Even if she doesn't have the political savvy to run the country, someone is likely to pick her up and use her as a puppet, like Bush.