Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: gorgor: So this bird saw this bee and thought, I like to stick my dick in that pooper. But the bee, having a stinger on its pooper, stung the bird right there in the pecker. The bird said OMG I hate you and started hitting the bee over the head.

And that's how babby's are formed.

I don't get Fark's fascination with buttsecks. There is this thing called the vagina. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.



Well, that's just like your opinion, man.

Yet another shining example of why Fark badly needs a [Sacramento] tag.

guvnor: Yet another shining example of why Fark badly needs a [Sacramento] tag.

Totally agree.

Here is a link to a better version of the first news report - has the ability to enbiggen

Link (new window)


/Bring on the Big Blurry Beaver!

Count me amongst the voices decrying a male/female double standard here.

Does this mean I should swear off sending BIE?

Wrong_Intentions: Count me amongst the voices decrying a male/female double standard here.

If they didn't allow for women to put out sex tapes now and then, and then when they come out to let them slide by with a slap on the wrist, then AA programs wouldn't be working as intended.

Only a matter of time before the full unedited version hits.

playdate: Does this mean I should swear off sending BIE?

Well, as a lawyer, I think I'd have to reviw the pics before making a recommendation. EIP

Wrong_Intentions: Count me amongst the voices decrying a male/female double standard here.

so you think she should be arrested?

dennysgod: Proofreading, it's not just for text anymore.

dumbass, but definitely not worth her loosing her job, even if she was fugly (which it appears she was not).

Maybe not losing her job, but maybe a job change to principal's secretary.

IncubatorJones: Wrong_Intentions: Count me amongst the voices decrying a male/female double standard here.

so you think she should be arrested?

No, but I think she should be investigated by the police, branded a pervert by society, and quietly "resign" as would happen were the genders reversed.

antron: I am twelve and what is this

Well, That is a Vajajay and if you ever see one,
run home and cry then punch yourself in the sack until you pass out.
Oh and stop touching yourself, You will go blind, and it kills kittens and stuff...

playdate: Does this mean I should swear off sending BIE?

If anything, it means you should send more!

Beeblebrox: brothajahn: olapbill: brothajahn: wow... i feel so much better about myself.
she should kill herself... run as fast as
she can towards the edge of a cliff.
that video is great... 'son, thats what a
sexually repressed woman looks like when she
gets a video camera for hanukkah and wants to
get hot by watching herself masterbate because
she's a lesbian and her parts turn herself on'

jeez, you paying for your internet connection based on browser window width or was that just a really crappy poem?

once you define a structured set of words as a poem,
it ceases to be one. and defining the edge of a post
by hitting return at the end of a line is like auto
autoerotic asphyxiation, which im sure you're into.

Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Betty, Judy, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they make me horny, Saturday morny... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Hey Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.


Noice!

/Hot.

Cross of Iron: jokertrm: Ant: OK, found the real one. Looks like she's flicking the bean.

Calling BS without a link

Same here.

No, I didn't find THE video. I found the one you're all talking about. They have a couple different versions on that news website

Scoop84: playdate: Does this mean I should swear off sending BIE?

Well, as a lawyer, I think I'd have to reviw the pics before making a recommendation. EIP

Uhhh, I concur.

in the clip of the naughty vid they show in the newscast clip,
it looks like there isn't much movement going on... [the pixels don't help] ... maybe there, in that 5 second clip at least, isn't really sex going on, but something "less hardcore" than sex like rug munching or getting off or something.

still, it was hot.

the anchor at the end says there will be a new dvd will be given to the students.

where can i get a copy of the newer, hotter version?

/i love the summer sequels

PfizerX: Scoop84: playdate: Does this mean I should swear off sending BIE?

Well, as a lawyer, I think I'd have to reviw the pics before making a recommendation. EIP

Uhhh, I concur.

Thirded. How many does it take to get a quorum around here, anyway?

_/EIP

If this had been a male teacher, he would have already lost his job and been arrested.

...and you know it's true.

Well at least the kid won't have to go on Yahoo answers and ask How is babby formed?

did anyone check out the mug shot gallery link on that page? There's some REAL winners in there
http://cbs13.com/slideshows/mug.shots.crime.20.913564.html

Wait, masturbation is sex? So I WASN'T a virgin all those years! FARK YEAR WHAT A RELIEF

I'll be back for the NSFW link of said video.

*fappity*

elev8meL8r: PfizerX: Scoop84: playdate: Does this mean I should swear off sending BIE?

Well, as a lawyer, I think I'd have to reviw the pics before making a recommendation. EIP

Uhhh, I concur.

Thirded. How many does it take to get a quorum around here, anyway?

/EIP

Fourthed. Hey, it's worth a shot.

/or maybe even two...

theorellior: So much lulz, so little time.

Perfectly summarized. That poor woman, but holy crap is this funny.

So, where are the links? I can't find em.

From TFA: "We were up till midnight doing the 'birds and the bees,'" he added.

Ummm, I think you are doing it wrong.

The only thing I saw was some gay douche bag talking about his clothes and management and lawyers.

Aside from anything else in the story, this woman is clearly too goddamn stupid to be a teacher. Fire her.

Rug Doctor: Aside from anything else in the story, this woman is clearly too goddamn stupid to be a teacher. Fire her.

Or maybe she's teaching the wrong class? You can't deny she taught the kids something!

Kalashinator: /hot like Maya

??? WTF... you need to get out more often.

/yuck

LesserEvil: What's the big deal? It's all pixelated anyway, pfft, like the kids could make anything out of that...



That isn't even NSFW material.

After concerned Daddy is done dealing with his kid's "trauma" he can explain why he's on TV spreading his legs describing a sex act.

blazemongr: myspamhere: If this were a male teacher, he would be in jail.

Well, she has the "I'm an idiot" defense. No one would believe a man could be that bad at using a computer.

LOL. Granted women are generally not very tech-savvy, but I have run into an incredible amount of men that haven't the slightest idea of what they are doing with their computer, TV, or stereo, you name it. Scarier still is that some of them have jobs doing tech support.

So how is a DVD a sex "tape"?

feanturi: blazemongr: myspamhere: If this were a male teacher, he would be in jail.

Well, she has the "I'm an idiot" defense. No one would believe a man could be that bad at using a computer.

LOL. Granted women are generally not very tech-savvy, but I have run into an incredible amount of men that haven't the slightest idea of what they are doing with their computer, TV, or stereo, you name it. Scarier still is that some of them have jobs doing tech support.


Agreed. If it was a male teacher he would be in jail, and no amount of 'hysterical' crying on the phone would move these parents.
I'd also wager that if this teacher was unmarried or unattractive, she would be in a lot more trouble.

It's a mystery to me how anyone, man or woman, could make all these copies without viewing the DVD even once...

dennysgod 2009-07-02 12:02:11 PM

Proofreading, it's not just for text anymore.

dumbass, but definitely not worth her loosing her job, even if she was fugly (which it appears she was not).

Let me tell you how unintentionally ironic your post is.

DaCaptain19: dennysgod 2009-07-02 12:02:11 PM

Proofreading, it's not just for text anymore.

dumbass, but definitely not worth her loosing her job, even if she was fugly (which it appears she was not).

Let me tell you how unintentionally ironic your post is.

I LOL'd

Where's the torrent dammit?!?!

l Ron Hubbub
So how is a DVD a sex "tape"?

is it a sex "disc" ? lol


// heh heh "sex dick" heh heh

obtanium666: Kalashinator: /hot like Maya

??? WTF... you need to get out more often.

/yuck

Dude, have you seen her breasticles? They're bigger than my head. I'd be a motorboating sonofabiatch if I ever got within 5 feet of her.

theoriginalslash: Why do people video themselves doing anything sexual (without getting paid for it)? Are they so egocentric that they think everything they do, including grunting and making the O-face, is so awesome that it must be preserved, like you'd preserve a painting or the original copy of the Declaration of Independence?

There are plenty of reasons for making homemade porn. Here are just a few:

1. If your partner isn't around, homemade porn is a wonderful masturbation aid.
2. It's a way of preserving memories of the couple doing something they (presumably) both really enjoy doing.
3. Watching your homemade porn with your partner is a tremendous turn on and can lead to further experimentation.
4. You have something to blackmail your partner with if they ever break up with you (just kidding).

Certainly, it's not for everyone. If the couple doesn't have a committed, trusting relationship, it's probably a bad idea. If the person holding the DVD (or other storage device) isn't good about keeping their possessions safe and secure, then it's probably a bad idea. If the recording is of some kind of sexual act that one doesn't want discovered, then it's really a bad idea.

That said, I think homemade porn is wonderful. My wife and I have been making our own porn for a while. I have a "Best of..." DVD kept in my safe at home and the originals are on DVDs that are stored in a safe deposit box.

And yes, I think it's absolutely awesome (my wife moreso than me, but I'm not that bad either) and I don't care if anyone thinks it's egocentric. If you don't think you look good when you're having sex and you don't think that it's enjoyable to watch, chances are that you're not having very good sex. It's supposed to be beautiful and fun - why wouldn't anyone want to watch themselves having sex?

I keep all of our sex recordings very secure, but even if someone got ahold of it, so what? We're not doing anything illegal or immoral - in fact, we're doing something husbands and wives are expected to do (YMMV).

That said, what the teacher did was quite stupid and irresponsible. And she's paying the price now. I feel a little sorry for her.

Oh please. Today's 5th graders have probably seen much more porn than yesterday's high schoolers. Once the parents' backs are turned, they go online and look for whatever slips past NetNanny's filters.

The parents are just upset because in their day they had to make due with dirty magazines.

Lurkerbunny: Oh please. Today's 5th graders have probably seen much more porn than yesterday's high schoolers. Once the parents' backs are turned, they go online and look for whatever slips past NetNanny's filters.

The parents are just upset because in their day they had to make due with dirty magazines.

Can hardly blame 'em. All those memories of having to bribe a hobo with a $10 bill, telling him he could keep the change if he bought me a Penthouse - and just hoping he didn't run off with the $10 outright? Jeez, we had to work for it.

PfizerX: obtanium666: Kalashinator: /hot like Maya

??? WTF... you need to get out more often.

/yuck

Dude, have you seen her breasticles? They're bigger than my head. I'd be a motorboating sonofabiatch if I ever got within 5 feet of her.

Pics, etc.

A Sex Tape?

What is "tape"?

PfizerX: obtanium666: Kalashinator: /hot like Maya

??? WTF... you need to get out more often.

/yuck

Dude, have you seen her breasticles? They're bigger than my head. I'd be a motorboating sonofabiatch if I ever got within 5 feet of her.

Yes. THIS. Very much THIS. Laura San Giacomo has melons that make me wish I were David Spade accidentally wandering into her dressing room on the set of "Just Shoot Me"... And dude, I'd NEVER want to be David Spade.

Maya(Laura San Giacomo) from Just Shoot Me.

Here is a link for, uh, reference : Link (new window)

SFW - unless your boss is a d!ck & doesn't appreciate the majesty of a (covered) zeppelin race while said bazookas undulate wildly in a contest neither can win. Cheers!

Atomic Spunk: That said, I think homemade porn is wonderful. My wife and I have been making our own porn for a while. I have a "Best of..." DVD kept in my safe at home and the originals are on DVDs that are stored in a safe deposit box.

You're a real hit at the bank's office Christmas party, you know.