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(CBS Sacramento) Dumbass If you're a 5th grade teacher, make sure you don't accidentally put your personal sex tape onto the DVD you're giving your students at the end of the year. (article includes said video)   (cbs13.com) divider line 207
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brothajahn 2009-07-02 12:05:33 PM  
wow... i feel so much better about myself.
she should kill herself... run as fast as
she can towards the edge of a cliff.
that video is great... 'son, thats what a
sexually repressed woman looks like when she
gets a video camera for hanukkah and wants to
get hot by watching herself masterbate because
she's a lesbian and her parts turn herself on'

 
museamused 2009-07-02 12:05:35 PM  
dennysgod: Proofreading, it's not just for text anymore.

dumbass, but definitely not worth her loosing her job, even if she was fugly (which it appears she was not).


Apparently her job isn't all that's loose.

/wait, what?

 
Millennium [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:06:30 PM  
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: it is safe to assume that every single photo, recording, video, or other record you make of anything you do will end up public at some point in the future. The reasons for this could range from someone else's malice to one's own stupidity, but it really doesn't matter: it will get there, and it will stay there, and you cannot stop it: there will always be at least one copythat, for whatever reason, you do not control.

If this makes you uncomfortable, or would cause problems in the future, turn off the damn camera.

 
Tex_Arkana 2009-07-02 12:07:02 PM  
RockyMtnMan: This is why you just don't video tape certain things!

Like politicians who should always assume they have a microphone on them. Average people should always assume any tape they make will end up in the hands of others.

That teacher has effectively destroyed her own career...amazing


Behold! the awesome power of the internet!

 
juujuubee 2009-07-02 12:07:45 PM  
I'm thinking there is a typo in the article...

Should read... The person in the video turned out to be Isabelle Jackson, NOT Elementary fifth grade teacher Crystal Defanti.

Otherwise, I think she would have recieved walking papers already.

Maybe???

 
Bhasayate [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:07:51 PM  
Millennium: If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: it is safe to assume that every single photo, recording, video, or other record you make of anything you do will end up public at some point in the future. The reasons for this could range from someone else's malice to one's own stupidity, but it really doesn't matter: it will get there, and it will stay there, and you cannot stop it: there will always be at least one copythat, for whatever reason, you do not control.

If this makes you uncomfortable, or would cause problems in the future, turn off the damn camera.


What about webcam sex? Are the hackers recording it and making $$ with it?

 
Thrakazog 2009-07-02 12:08:40 PM  
Rivethead: <i>"We were up till midnight doing the 'birds and the bees,'" he added</i>.

A kids worst nightmare, THE SIX HOUR SEX TALK.


Once they are flying around the house they are really hard to catch so I can understand the Six Hour part. Chased a pair of Tits for the better part of a weekend once.

 
NikkiPoooo [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:09:52 PM  
"Joe" didn't keep the DVD, he sold it to the reporters.

 
olapbill 2009-07-02 12:10:58 PM  
brothajahn: wow... i feel so much better about myself.
she should kill herself... run as fast as
she can towards the edge of a cliff.
that video is great... 'son, thats what a
sexually repressed woman looks like when she
gets a video camera for hanukkah and wants to
get hot by watching herself masterbate because
she's a lesbian and her parts turn herself on'


jeez, you paying for your internet connection based on browser window width or was that just a really crappy poem?

 
Bhasayate [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:11:05 PM  
I bet the full vid is on 4chan. Someone go check and come back and let us know.

 
OldRod 2009-07-02 12:12:39 PM  
My son will be a fifth grader next year... maybe she'll want to change jobs and move to a small rural community in Kansas to hide her shame at this incident... maybe it'll be my small rural community in Kansas... hey I can dream!

 
WTF_Are_You_Looking_At 2009-07-02 12:12:59 PM  
myspamhere: If this were a male teacher, he would be in jail.

This!!

 
Bhasayate [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:14:07 PM  
OldRod: My son will be a fifth grader next year... maybe she'll want to change jobs and move to a small rural community in Kansas to hide her shame at this incident... maybe it'll be my small rural community in Kansas... hey I can dream!

and ... yet another plotline! this is easy!

hollywood, are you paying attention? you need new ideas.

just take some of these ideas, and tone down the x-rated bits, and you've got a couple of blockbusters

 
fatal_exception 2009-07-02 12:14:23 PM  
Why are you hiding, "Joe"?

 
OldRod 2009-07-02 12:14:35 PM  
NikkiPoooo: "Joe" didn't keep the DVD, he sold it to the reporters.

You can bet he kept an "archive copy" just in case :)

 
staphkiller 2009-07-02 12:14:46 PM  
When I was in fifth grade, the topic depicted in the video was part of the curriculum. Perhaps the teacher should be applauded for her creativity in moving the class through an awkward topic. Above and beyond the call of duty!

And I agree with AvgMerican, it's embarrassingly worse because of their story. Mountain, molehill, stupid father... he's the jackass.

 
Lizardking 2009-07-02 12:16:40 PM  
It deserves repeating that if that was a male teacher on that dvd, he would be in jail right now...

 
Ant 2009-07-02 12:17:11 PM  
No, seriously. WTF? Are we all watching different videos or something? There literally was no sex at all in the video I saw.

 
gorgor 2009-07-02 12:17:32 PM  
YannickNoahsFark: gorgor, no pics to illustrate this tale (tail)?

http://tinyurl.com/lz2hxk
(copy and paste)

 
Jamrock 2009-07-02 12:18:40 PM  
I'm 12 11 and what is this

/unless you got held back

 
buttcat 2009-07-02 12:19:56 PM  
bookmarking this page with the hopes of a link to the video being posted soon!

 
brothajahn 2009-07-02 12:20:46 PM  
olapbill: brothajahn: wow... i feel so much better about myself.
she should kill herself... run as fast as
she can towards the edge of a cliff.
that video is great... 'son, thats what a
sexually repressed woman looks like when she
gets a video camera for hanukkah and wants to
get hot by watching herself masterbate because
she's a lesbian and her parts turn herself on'

jeez, you paying for your internet connection based on browser window width or was that just a really crappy poem?


once you define a structured set of words as a poem,
it ceases to be one. and defining the edge of a post
by hitting return at the end of a line is like auto
autoerotic asphyxiation, which im sure you're into.

 
sseye 2009-07-02 12:22:30 PM  
I think this teacher should be punished but not fired.

I think proper punishment should be to have the video all over the internet. If that's not a suitable punishment, she could come to my house and we could tailor something for her more personally.

 
Ant 2009-07-02 12:25:28 PM  
OK, found the real one. Looks like she's flicking the bean.

 
Latinwolf [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:26:08 PM  
RockyMtnMan: This is why you just don't video tape certain things!



I remember a few years back there was a story about some hoodlums who broke into a home to rape and steal while raping a female resident they were also video taping it. They later tried to claim it was consensual but the tape said differently. What the teacher did was bad, but worse is taping yourself while committing a crime where you're creating evidence to be used against you. A better story is the lady who while visiting her boyfriend, found a video tape and proceed to watch it, finding that it had him in a three some with his ex-wife and their 12 year old daughter. Girl-friend called the cops on his ass.

 
olapbill 2009-07-02 12:28:04 PM  
brothajahn: olapbill: brothajahn: wow... i feel so much better about myself.
she should kill herself... run as fast as
she can towards the edge of a cliff.
that video is great... 'son, thats what a
sexually repressed woman looks like when she
gets a video camera for hanukkah and wants to
get hot by watching herself masterbate because
she's a lesbian and her parts turn herself on'

jeez, you paying for your internet connection based on browser window width or was that just a really crappy poem?

once you define a structured set of words as a poem,
it ceases to be one. and defining the edge of a post
by hitting return at the end of a line is like auto
autoerotic asphyxiation, which im sure you're into.


auto autoerotic asphyxiation? Is that in TF3 when Optimus puts an arm bar on Bumblebee from behind while massaging his tailpipe?

 
jokertrm [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:30:37 PM  
Ant: OK, found the real one. Looks like she's flicking the bean.

Calling BS without a link

 
dennysgod 2009-07-02 12:30:45 PM  
museamused: dennysgod: Proofreading, it's not just for text anymore.

dumbass, but definitely not worth her loosing her job, even if she was fugly (which it appears she was not).

Apparently her job isn't all that's loose.

/wait, what?


ba dum tssshhhh

/as you can see my proofreading skills leave a lot to be desired.

 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:30:47 PM  
So none of you useless assholes have come up with a link for the unpixelated video yet?

I'm embarrassed to call you friends.

 
fasdissent 2009-07-02 12:31:13 PM  
brothajahn: olapbill: brothajahn: wow... i feel so much better about myself.
she should kill herself... run as fast as
she can towards the edge of a cliff.
that video is great... 'son, thats what a
sexually repressed woman looks like when she
gets a video camera for hanukkah and wants to
get hot by watching herself masterbate because
she's a lesbian and her parts turn herself on'

jeez, you paying for your internet connection based on browser window width or was that just a really crappy poem?

once you define a structured set of words as a poem,
it ceases to be one. and defining the edge of a post
by hitting return at the end of a line is like auto
autoerotic asphyxiation, which im sure you're into.


LOL WUT?

 
Whistler36 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:35:09 PM  
Well if this is wrong I don't want to be right. I guess I'll have to call of my students for the last 10 years.

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:35:31 PM  
olapbill

How you doin'? Haven't seen you around lately.

 
Beeblebrox 2009-07-02 12:35:32 PM  
brothajahn: olapbill: brothajahn: wow... i feel so much better about myself.
she should kill herself... run as fast as
she can towards the edge of a cliff.
that video is great... 'son, thats what a
sexually repressed woman looks like when she
gets a video camera for hanukkah and wants to
get hot by watching herself masterbate because
she's a lesbian and her parts turn herself on'

jeez, you paying for your internet connection based on browser window width or was that just a really crappy poem?

once you define a structured set of words as a poem,
it ceases to be one. and defining the edge of a post
by hitting return at the end of a line is like auto
autoerotic asphyxiation, which im sure you're into.


Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Betty, Judy, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they make me horny, Saturday morny... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Hey Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.

 
Spike Lee's Favorite Farker 2009-07-02 12:36:56 PM  
gorgor: So this bird saw this bee and thought, I like to stick my dick in that pooper. But the bee, having a stinger on its pooper, stung the bird right there in the pecker. The bird said OMG I hate you and started hitting the bee over the head.

And that's how babby's are formed.


I don't get Fark's fascination with buttsecks. There is this thing called the vagina. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.

 
brothajahn 2009-07-02 12:40:11 PM  
olapbill: brothajahn: olapbill: brothajahn: wow... i feel so much better about myself.
she should kill herself... run as fast as
she can towards the edge of a cliff.
that video is great... 'son, thats what a
sexually repressed woman looks like when she
gets a video camera for hanukkah and wants to
get hot by watching herself masterbate because
she's a lesbian and her parts turn herself on'

jeez, you paying for your internet connection based on browser window width or was that just a really crappy poem?

once you define a structured set of words as a poem,
it ceases to be one. and defining the edge of a post
by hitting return at the end of a line is like auto
autoerotic asphyxiation, which im sure you're into.

auto autoerotic asphyxiation? Is that in TF3 when Optimus puts an arm bar on Bumblebee from behind while massaging his tailpipe?


Sexual objectification of fictitious alien robotics
is a questionable pastime. I saw TF3, and while you
were massaging your tailpipe with your dick beaters
i wouldve been more entertained by a school teacher
educating me about proper clitoral stimulation while
i blogged about it in tight square paragraphical form.

 
Zombie Eater 2009-07-02 12:40:24 PM  
"Maybe offer some sort of counseling for my children, ask me how my children are doing," he said.

Which part of being a parent don't you understand? Asshole.

 
gorgor 2009-07-02 12:42:51 PM  
Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: I don't get Fark's fascination with buttsecks. There is this thing called the vagina. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.

You sound fat.

 
Cross of Iron 2009-07-02 12:48:13 PM  
jokertrm: Ant: OK, found the real one. Looks like she's flicking the bean.

Calling BS without a link


Same here.

 
theorellior 2009-07-02 12:48:46 PM  
Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

 
kicksmile 2009-07-02 12:49:39 PM  
Spike Lee's Favorite Farker:

I don't get Fark's fascination with buttsecks. There is this thing called the vagina. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.


I personally like to call mine by his sir name "Shamoo." As for the women's bits I like to call them by the scientific name "vulva" as that is most appropriate. The vagina is a part of the vulva.

 
darkscout 2009-07-02 12:52:37 PM  

"It's felony stupid, but it's not a crime," said defense expert Ken Rosenfeld. "Is it something that she should be disciplined for? Absolutely, but fired for? She didn't intend for this to happen."


Common sense? Unpossible.

 
Tyranid Farker 2009-07-02 12:54:12 PM  
She looks Japanese.

 
olapbill 2009-07-02 12:54:19 PM  
geekluv: olapbill

How you doin'? Haven't seen you around lately.


Hey geekluv
I've been loitering. how you doin'? And I mean that in the Joey way of course...;)

 
LesserEvil [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:54:51 PM  
What's the big deal? It's all pixelated anyway, pfft, like the kids could make anything out of that...

www.writersgallery.com

That isn't even NSFW material.

 
jsobota 2009-07-02 12:55:18 PM  
Spike Lee's Favorite Farker:

I don't get Fark's fascination with buttsecks. There is this thing called the vagina. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.


You mean coitus?

 
kronicfeld [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:56:15 PM  
Kalashinator: Donnie's pants are tight!

Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot piiiie.

 
ttintagel 2009-07-02 12:58:30 PM  
Inviolable rule of Nekkid Pictures #1:

Somebody other than the person you intended to see them, WILL see them. Period, world without end, Amen. If you're not prepared for that inevitability, DON'T TAKE THE DAMN THINGS.

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:01:06 PM  
olapbill: geekluv: olapbill

How you doin'? Haven't seen you around lately.

Hey geekluv
I've been loitering. how you doin'? And I mean that in the Joey way of course...;)


I'm fine. contact me sometime!

LesserEvil: What's the big deal? It's all pixelated anyway, pfft, like the kids could make anything out of that...



That isn't even NSFW material.


pixelated is the new way to film porn movies.

 
DigitalCoffee 2009-07-02 01:04:14 PM  
Um, Miss Mitsuka... could you put some clothes on?

/obscure?
//warui?

 
YannickNoahsFark 2009-07-02 01:07:50 PM  
gorgor: YannickNoahsFark: gorgor, no pics to illustrate this tale (tail)?

http://tinyurl.com/lz2hxk
(copy and paste)



you always deliver....

 
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