Anybody have the disk without the pixels?

Sounds like she was messing around with another faculty member and they slipped it in the DVD player as revenge for something.

Man, have the teachers changed since I went to school in the Elk Grove school district.

Moloth: im 12 and what is this

Something that you will be doing in a couple of years. 8oP

/nice pics by the way

How do you put a tape in a DVD player?

I'm surprised the puritans aren't calling for her firing. We can't have a teacher who HAS SEX!! OMG! Think of the children!!!

not normally a violent man, but would like to give the 5 finger death punch to that reporter

/its the name of some band i guess
//promised myself i would find a way to use the phrase at some point today
///*BING

blazemongr: CrazyCracka420: So that's what sex looks like?



From the POV of the participant, and if you're doing it right, yes.

umm no thats what prison sex looks like
\with the lights out
\\no experience just heard about it
\\\teacher be hot though
\\\\want to touch the hinney

<i>"We were up till midnight doing the 'birds and the bees,'" he added</i>.

A kids worst nightmare, THE SIX HOUR SEX TALK.

Moloth: im 12 and what is this

Your website says you are 30, which makes you old.

"Daddy? What's that?"

"That's going in Daddy's collection."

FTA:

"We were up till midnight doing the 'birds and the bees,'" he added."

Shouldn't he have been explaining the "birds and bees" rather than doing them with his son?

FTFA: "We were up till midnight doing the 'birds and the bees,'" he added.

Poor choice of words there. Sounds uneducated AND filthy.

Why do people video themselves doing anything sexual (without getting paid for it)? Are they so egocentric that they think everything they do, including grunting and making the O-face, is so awesome that it must be preserved, like you'd preserve a painting or the original copy of the Declaration of Independence?

Having said that, homemade porn+monumental stupid IS entertaining for the rest of us.

She looks pretty hot. I'm hot for teacher...

....but then my home work was never quite like this...

Accident my ASS!

/F's as perverted as M's.

Mmm. 5th grade. Madison Elementary, Arlington, VA. 1966. Mrs. Armstrong, with the beehive hairdo and gorgeous knockers.

Kids, it's called imagnation. It's what we had before teh Internets.

(Sorry, imagination.)

If the dad was smart he'd say...how much for me not to upload this for the entire world to see? Then she doesn't have the money so she has to pay in other ways.

Then the process starts all over again.

Barnstormer: Link at top: "Woman In Swimsuit Chased, Caught In Sac"

Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

If you saw the woman in question, you'd put her back in her Chevrolet Tracker and send her on her way, blown front tires and all.

/I'm not saying "Do Not Want" here, but unless you like middle-aged crazy topped with a Jaromir Jagr mullet circa 1993 well, it may not turn your crank.

So this bird saw this bee and thought, I like to stick my dick in that pooper. But the bee, having a stinger on its pooper, stung the bird right there in the pecker. The bird said OMG I hate you and started hitting the bee over the head.

And that's how babby's are formed.

kliq: If the dad was smart he'd say...how much for me not to upload this for the entire world to see? Then she doesn't have the money so she has to pay in other ways.

Then the process starts all over again.

Hmmm another good plot. Chances are, she just let that video 'slip out' so she'd get a bunch of horny dads wanting to sex her. She's obviously addicted to sex, and this video was a cry for MOAR.

Ant: We can't have a teacher who HAS SEX!! OMG! Think of on a DVD and gives it to the children!!!

/FTFM

StrikitRich: "Daddy? What's that?"

"That's going in Daddy's collection."

I mean seriously. If you watch the video of the "outraged" parent, he's such a douchbag. He probably spanked to it 3 times before he found the mock moral outrage to go on TV and scream about how horrible it is. Its pathetic.

MBooda: Mmm. 5th grade. Madison Elementary, Arlington, VA. 1966. Mrs. Armstrong, with the beehive hairdo and gorgeous knockers.

Kids, it's called imagnation. It's what we had before teh Internets.

Fourth grade, Wall Elementary School, Sturgis, Michigan, 1974. Mrs. Lipps with a shag hairdo and super tight skirts, and she was fond of bending over the pick things up. She was also a raving biatch but smokin' hot!

Memories..pressed between the pages....(which are now stuck together!)

Got the birds and the bees talk while doing yard work...but no mention of birds or bees. My dad straight talked me, complete with the scientific names for things and a fair bit of humor. I'm the only person I know that wasn't somehow traumatized by it.

I.Have.A.Ham.Radio: not normally a violent man, but would like to give the 5 finger death punch to that reporter


Pretty much this. It was everything I hate about local news.

-Troy McClure-ish knock on the front door, complete w/ turnaround to the camera: "Now Channel 13 was not able to get in touch with the pervert in question..." - CHECK

-Cutaway to "what a DVD might look like" b-roll footage - CHECK

-Naked footage of teacher - FAIL

DuttySoldier: Felony Stupid

This is the single greatest new farkism of this year...

This is why you just don't video tape certain things!

Like politicians who should always assume they have a microphone on them. Average people should always assume any tape they make will end up in the hands of others.

That teacher has effectively destroyed her own career...amazing

The next time you think, "Oh my god, what have I just done," when you mistakenly reply-all to some work email, think about this woman. Then you'll feel better.

/unless you replied-all with a porn of yourself

I see no sex in that video. Where is it?

Donnie's pants are tight!


/hot like Maya

zappaisfrank: This is the teacher in question



I snagged this from her Facebook page. Sorry it's so pixelated but it was small and I had to enlarge it some to make it viewable.

That's what she said about her man.



I'll be in my bunk.

Ant: I'm surprised the puritans aren't calling for her firing. We can't have a teacher who HAS SEX!! OMG! Think of the children!!!

My school TOTALLY had this attitude - no teachers can have sex - ever!!

//of course, they were all nuns and beyond fugly...

How many male students, fathers and fathers' friends whacked it to this video, or pictured her during regular sex with their others?

I bet A LOT.

I bet some fathers and kids found the video in the trashbag and pulled it out to save it.

What a DVD might look like:

gorgor: So this bird saw this bee and thought, I like to stick my dick in that pooper. But the bee, having a stinger on its pooper, stung the bird right there in the pecker. The bird said OMG I hate you and started hitting the bee over the head.

And that's how babby's are formed.

gorgor, no pics to illustrate this tale (tail)?

//shrugs
///waits.....

On a side note, I'd like to get 'behind the scenes with Begnaud'. He's a lil' HOTTIE.

Aaaannnnd....ACTION!

RockyMtnMan: This is why you just don't video tape certain things!

Like politicians who should always assume they have a microphone on them. Average people should always assume any tape they make will end up in the hands of others.

That teacher has effectively destroyed her own started a whole new career...amazing

FTFY

Got to hand it to the CBS editing crew....

"Do we add parts of the her porn video to the newstory?"

"Oh hell yea!"

"So....Once, twice, three times?"

"Go with three, four makes us look slutty, and we'll get less viewers of the story only showing her orgasmic face twice..."

Its not news, its CBS's highly pixalated mastabatorium!

"and for the rest of the night my son pretended he was learning something from me while 'innocently' tossing questions out just to see me squirm, so he could tell his friends later"

So hot. Want to touch the heiny.

And this was the finsihed product.

/ can't wait for the 'bloopers' version

blazemongr: DuttySoldier: Felony Stupid

Should be a new FARK tag.

Agreed, c'mon FARK make it happen!

So much lulz, so little time.

Proofreading, it's not just for text anymore.

dumbass, but definitely not worth her loosing her job, even if she was fugly (which it appears she was not).

I don't think we're talking about love here. We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!

Ms. Delfanti... where were you when I was in 5th grade?

What Ms. Delfanti having sex on a couch may look like:

From TFA "...the woman is a good teacher, but just made a mistake that may become the most embarrassing moment of their life."

To ensure that this is the case, they repeatedly show her O face in a video clip...nice.

overlord: What Ms. Delfanti having sex on a couch may look like:

The Crane Kick?