From TFA:

"Maybe offer some sort of counseling for my children, ask me how my children are doing," he said. "I want somebody to ask me the kind of questions my kids are asking me."

So, he wants the school to call and ask him what sex means?

I see no pr0n video attached to the story. Subby lied to me, or I'm blind.

benlonghair: I see no pr0n video attached to the story. Subby lied to me, or I'm blind.

I suspect it will be on RedTube before too long...at least that's what I'm hoping.

The TV news report is in the upper right corner and it cuts to the pixelated video a few times.

PainInTheASP: benlonghair: I see no pr0n video attached to the story. Subby lied to me, or I'm blind.

I suspect it will be on RedTube before too long...at least that's what I'm hoping.

More likely LiveLeak, since apparently it's only like 5 seconds or so.

Also it's hard to tell with the blurring, but it looks more like a solo mission, unless the dude is bald or light-haired, completely inside the blur, and isn't moving much.

benlonghair: I see no pr0n video attached to the story. Subby lied to me, or I'm blind.

Yeah it's there. Upper-right side of the page. Kinda funny, too. Poor parents!

"Look son! There's you and your classmates! Why don't you tell me what was going on in class that d--" *video changes*
"Dad who is that?"
"Uh. Go to your room for a minute, please."

kmramki: "Maybe offer some sort of counseling for my children, ask me how my children are doing," he said. "I want somebody to ask me the kind of questions my kids are asking me."

If your kids are in fifth grade and they claim not to know what sex is, they are lying to you.

kmramki: From TFA:

"Maybe offer some sort of counseling for my children, ask me how my children are doing," he said. "I want somebody to ask me the kind of questions my kids are asking me."

So, he wants the school to call and ask him what sex means?

Article fail.

In the vid, I'd-like-a-payout-dad says, "I want somebody to ask me what kind of questions my kids are asking me."

I'm guessing the answer is "questions about sex". The horror!

Damm..too bad that didn't happen here! My daughter's teacher last year was a little hottie!

'Dad, is that Ms. Delfanti?'


No amount of LOLs can express my laughter.

That shiat NEVER happens to me (or my kids).

Blues_X: Dad, is that Ms. Delfanti?

Sit down kid. I knew this day would come, it's time for "the talk."

You see, when a teacher, pizza delivery boy, a vibrator, and a voyeristic cameraman - whose guttural grunting quite frankly hampered my own masturbatory enjoyment of your "Classroom Mammories" DVD - love each other very-very much.

HOLY PIXELIZATION, BATMAN!

brap: You see, when a teacher, pizza delivery boy, a vibrator, and a voyeristic cameraman - whose guttural grunting quite frankly hampered my own masturbatory enjoyment of your "Classroom Mammories" DVD - love each other very-very much.

But I didn't order any pizza!

This is the teacher in question



I snagged this from her Facebook page. Sorry it's so pixelated but it was small and I had to enlarge it some to make it viewable.

/I'd hit it...

woah. wasn't this episode of Family Guy?

"It's felony stupid, but it's not a crime"

If I had a dollar for every time that was said to me..

If this were a male teacher, he would be in jail.

I am twelve and what is this

omg - they sent it to each child's home? the potential is high here.

SlothB77: woah. wasn't this episode of Family Guy?

I'm pretty sure most everything in life has been covered by either Family Guy or Seinfeld.

"My son's reaction was, 'Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?'"
"We were up till midnight doing the 'birds and the bees,'" he added.

Oh well, they had to talk about it sooner or later.

/LOL

"It goes from my son, straight to her on the couch," said 'Joe,' who saw the video along with his son and did not wish to be identified. "My son's reaction was, 'Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?'"

"We were up till midnight doing the 'birds and the bees,'" he added.


"You see, son, the bird holds the video camera while the bee asks 'Is it on now?' Then the bird says 'Yeah, baby, you are so hot!'"...

Clam tacos for all the kids at intermission.

zappaisfrank: This is the teacher in question

I'd pixelate it like the angry fist of God.

myspamhere: If this were a male teacher, he would be in jail.

Well, she has the "I'm an idiot" defense. No one would believe a man could be that bad at using a computer.

blazemongr: "My son's reaction was, 'Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?'"
"We were up till midnight doing the 'birds and the bees,'" he added.


...and then Dad was up until 1am checking out Ms Defanti!

Nothing says love like a masturbation video.

Dog bless the sexual freaks of this world. I would hug you all, if'n it weren't for the Astroglide making you so slippery.

Hey if I had a kid & he/she came home with it I would still keep it only if it was good quality.

DuttySoldier: Felony Stupid

Should be a new FARK tag.

This. Rocks.

But if I teach a different grade level, then it's ok?

hummmmm, sooo having your class videos in the same folder with your sex tapes is wrong? was she not suppose to do that?


/its hot.. you know it.

Hahahaha!

No shiat she didn't answer the door, ass.

Reporters are stupid.

i like the dad's helpful description:

"it goes from my son to her, on the couch, like this"

"We were up till midnight doing the 'birds and the bees,'" he added.

Doing the birds and the bees? I heard a story about a guy doing an ostrich once but isn't that a bit advanced for a fifth grader?

Man, all I got from my 5th Grade teacher was the clap...

You know the mom that would go psycho and get the lawyers and D.A. involved? Yeah, that's me. But that's because I hate the sacntimonious, meddling, selective rule enforcing, "zero" tolerance, hypocritical excuse of a public school my kids go to that much.

Its Microsofts fault for that vague "My Videos" folder.

They ought to have a "MY My Videos" folder and a "My Naughty Bits Videos" folder, along with a "My Class Videos Without My Porn" folder.

Much, much less ambiguous.

Link at top: "Woman In Swimsuit Chased, Caught In Sac"

Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

gentfx: Hahahaha!

No shiat she didn't answer the door, ass.

Reporters are stupid.

But that's not how it's done in the movies! Girls always answer the door and then 'they let you in.' It's standard plot!

"We were up till midnight doing the 'birds and the bees,'" he added.

See, this is what happens when you mix classroom footage with teacher sex footage: Now confused dad is screwing his son.

zappaisfrank: This is the teacher in question



Nice...

im 12 and what is this

Felony Stupid is right. Didn't she know she could make more money by selling that video than just giving it to the kids?

I like how she's trying to market to a younger demographic, but this is kinda silly - those kids won't be making money until they're around 16, and by then she'll be too old to do quality work. She should teach at a high school, now that's a market that needs more porn.

I think we're going to find out the age of question: can you die of embarrassment?

Did the parents pay for the DVD? If so, then it's prostitution.

That would be great to get something like this, I would immediately make a copy, because you never know.

What's wrong with the guy they interviewed? Over react much does he? It can't be that hard to talk to a fifth grader about sex, he should be thankful, this gave him the perfect opportunity to do it.