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(Some Guy) Fail She tugs at his shirt sleeve with her teeth. He caresses her right cheek. She kisses his neck repeatedly. If it just wasn't for the dash cam he wouldn't have had to abruptly resign as Chief of Police (w/you'd hit it video)   (cantonrep.com) divider line 89
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ohioccwdotorg [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 01:57:37 AM  
From another article Why she won't be disciplined:


England, 30, was hired April 13 by Escola. Her previous job was as a corrections officer for the Medina County Sheriff's Office, according to township personnel files.

She was laid off from Medina on March 7.

Prior to Medina, England, a native of Sri Lanka, was an officer for Montville Twp. Police Department in Medina County.

She resigned and sued the Montville force for sexual harassment and racial discrimination, her files say. She later dropped the suit.

According to her résumé:

At 18, England - her maiden name is Senanayake - came to the United States on a tennis scholarship and attended colleges in Alabama and Indiana. She earned degrees in criminal justice and elementary education.

A substitute teaching job brought her to Northeast Ohio in 2002. She's been married twice.

Hall said England remains an officer in "good standing" despite her actions, and continues to serve her one-year probationary period that is standard for new Perry officers.


...so she hopefully doesn't sue us for discrimination and hostile workplace issues

 
opiumpoopy 2009-07-02 07:01:13 AM  
ohioccwdotorg: hostile workplace issues

Damn right. When I've had a hostile boss, all I've wanted to do is snuggle and kiss him.

 
Doktor Merkwrdiglieben 2009-07-02 09:21:55 AM  
Was I the only on who thought Subby was talking about a K9 officer?

\Maybe Subby was. Woof!

 
KAVORKA 2009-07-02 09:22:34 AM  
She looks pretty hot in that video. I'd go police brutality on it.

 
boobsrgood [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:22:59 AM  
Oh, those Englands! Always mussing up the noble uniforms.

 
colonel_bob 2009-07-02 09:23:01 AM  
And we care... why?

 
nimblehuman 2009-07-02 09:24:05 AM  
KAVORKA: She looks pretty hot in that video. I'd go police brutality on it.

Oh hell yeah, Lure of the Animal and everything!

 
PumpUpDaFark 2009-07-02 09:24:59 AM  
colonel_bob: And we care... why?

No no...it's "and we caress the thigh"...

 
tuxq 2009-07-02 09:25:15 AM  
Being that my long-time girlfriend is a police officer, who gives a rats ass? Cops are people, too... I don't see what the big deal is. They weren't doing anything illegal. They could have been snorting coke off the dash or beating up minorities.

 
Thrakkerzog [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:25:55 AM  
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She was only going for his BRAAAAAIIIIINNNSS....

 
Zoophagous 2009-07-02 09:26:51 AM  
Would use my night stick to hit it.

 
ZzeusS 2009-07-02 09:27:52 AM  
30 and married twice? what a shiatbag.

 
JohDHJ [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:27:52 AM  
Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: Was I the only on who thought Subby was talking about a K9 officer?

\Maybe Subby was. Woof!


No, that's what I thought as well...

 
macadamnut 2009-07-02 09:28:11 AM  
tuxq: Cops are people, too...

Only people related to or dating cops think that.

 
Rule_62 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:28:19 AM  
I just want to know what her RIGHT hand was doing............

 
replaced by golf cart 2009-07-02 09:28:31 AM  
she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

 
mooseyfate 2009-07-02 09:29:07 AM  
tuxq: Being that my long-time girlfriend is a police officer, who gives a rats ass? Cops are people, too... I don't see what the big deal is. They weren't doing anything illegal. They could have been snorting coke off the dash or beating up minorities.

I didn't bother to read the article, because a hot chick was mentioned in the article, but I'm assuming Mr. Police Chief probably already has a little lady to nibble on his neck waiting at home. Extra-marital affairs at work are a pretty big no-no, no matter where you work.

 
Maxor 2009-07-02 09:29:22 AM  
I'm sorta mixed on this one. I'm not against the relationship between the two. I don't know if he is married, but I haven't been following the story. I don't think so from the little bit I heard. They shoulda been brighter than to be caught making out on camera in county equipment though.

 
shabu 2009-07-02 09:30:25 AM  
As close as she is to him in the dash video, was I seeing suspect shoulder movement on her part. Was she playing stick shift in an automatic?

And why this guy? As an Internet Tough Guy, I say she should be doing better than him.

Wow this must suck for his family though.

And if she has a sexual harrassment suit in her history, shouldn't this guy have known about it? I mean, that might not disuade me if I found out after her hands were already cradling the nuts, but any sooner, and I'm outta there.

/Wants crazy sex, not sex with crazy

 
hej 2009-07-02 09:31:18 AM  
Actually, subby, I don't think he's all that hot.

 
KrispyKritter 2009-07-02 09:32:40 AM  
tuxq: "Being that my long-time girlfriend is a police officer, who gives a rats ass? Cops are people, too... I don't see what the big deal is. They weren't doing anything illegal. They could have been snorting coke off the dash or beating up minorities."

Congrats on dating 1-in-10, yum. I think this stuff is being brought to light because of this woman's personal past history. the sue them before they sue you thing.

Doktor I thought it was a dog too, big time.

 
whorehunter 2009-07-02 09:32:45 AM  
no roadhead????? complete and utter FAIL!!!!!

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:34:00 AM  
Yuck, she slept with that?

Gross.

Must have something going on below the belt. Besides sharp knees.

 
macadamnut 2009-07-02 09:36:25 AM  
Maxor: I'm sorta mixed on this one. I'm not against the relationship between the two. I don't know if he is married, but I haven't been following the story. I don't think so from the little bit I heard. They shoulda been brighter than to be caught making out on camera in county equipment though.

They're both married, and he was driving fast enough to make an eight-hour trip in seven hours. So yeah, it's not like anyone could have been hurt by this.
And I like how she tries to get the shortly-to-be-acquitted guy to incriminate himself on the way back. Typical cop shiat.

 
Xlr8urfark 2009-07-02 09:37:26 AM  
Rule_62: I just want to know what her RIGHT hand was doing............

On the gear shift, of course. They have those in Crown Vic's right?

 
Drakin020 2009-07-02 09:40:42 AM  
Thrakkerzog: She was only going for his BRAAAAAIIIIINNNSS....

Dude, is that John McCain to the right?

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:40:50 AM  
ZOMG! Police are having an affair!

What kind of douche turns people in for kissing? Oh, yeah - the kind who wants your job.

 
Jacobin 2009-07-02 09:43:24 AM  
replaced by golfcart

she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

made me giggle

 
emocomputerjock 2009-07-02 09:43:57 AM  
mooseyfate: tuxq: Being that my long-time girlfriend is a police officer, who gives a rats ass? Cops are people, too... I don't see what the big deal is. They weren't doing anything illegal. They could have been snorting coke off the dash or beating up minorities.

I didn't bother to read the article, because a hot chick was mentioned in the article, but I'm assuming Mr. Police Chief probably already has a little lady to nibble on his neck waiting at home. Extra-marital affairs at work are a pretty big no-no, no matter where you work.


There's also that whole he's her boss thing.

 
keiran 2009-07-02 09:44:18 AM  
That was definitely an HJ.

 
kaseyfarksdaladies 2009-07-02 09:44:43 AM  
Thrakkerzog: She was only going for his BRAAAAAIIIIINNNSS....

That was her first mistake... looking to a cop for brains.

 
geekluv [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:46:35 AM  
Why do I get the feeling as if I am watching the Paris Hilton sex video?

 
The Homer Tax 2009-07-02 09:46:42 AM  
I'm no Law-Talking-Guy, but aren't relationships between superiors and subordinates generally fireable offenses in PDs?

 
OldManDownDRoad 2009-07-02 09:47:59 AM  
ohioccwdotorg: From another article Why she won't be disciplined:

Dude, you have to hand it to her: she came here from a foreign land and through hard work and discipline, she learned how to game the system and pad her own nest.

 
Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry Fark Account 2009-07-02 09:51:01 AM  
Did he swat her up like no swat team can? Turn her cherry pie right into jam?

 
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock 2009-07-02 09:54:19 AM  
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam?
A: You can't jelly your dick up a chick's butt.

 
queensknight 2009-07-02 09:55:58 AM  
One letter...W.



(Double "Eeew!")

 
mudpants 2009-07-02 09:56:57 AM  
How did I know this was from OHIO ?

Ohio is for lovers, give up your license plates WV.

 
ttyymmnn 2009-07-02 09:57:30 AM  
What? No blow job?

Nothing to see here. Move along.

 
Dirtybird971 2009-07-02 09:57:56 AM  
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam?

A: You can't jelly your dick up a chick's butt.



Awesome.

 
KnightsFolly [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:59:39 AM  
tuxq: Being that my long-time girlfriend is a police officer, who gives a rats ass? Cops are people, too... I don't see what the big deal is. They weren't doing anything illegal. They could have been snorting coke off the dash or beating up minorities.

Surfing the 'net on company time isn't illegal either but a lot of folks can still get in trouble for doing it. I'm guessing the taxpayers aren't happy with their employees making out while on the clock.

Not sure it's worth firing someone over but a written reprimand to keep their minds on what they're supposed to be doing (transporting a criminal) doesn't sound unreasonable.

 
Fat and Nasty 86 2009-07-02 10:00:24 AM  
To all you idiots who know nothing about women: They are sexually attracted to men of power, no matter what they look like. This is why hot chicks are always with assholes. Assholes are confident as hell, and woman get wet over a man who stands up for himself. It means he can defend her. It's instinctive. A Chief of Police is pretty damn powerful and can sure as hell defend a woman. End of story.

 
mudpants 2009-07-02 10:01:40 AM  
Oh, and at least arrest them both for a seatbelt violation.

 
ram.1500 2009-07-02 10:03:38 AM  
An anonymous allegation against the pair prompted an internal investigation last week, township officials have said.

More than once, England turns and leans into the partition to look into the back seat where a burglary suspect lays.


Could the suspect be the anonymous informant??

 
mccallcl 2009-07-02 10:05:05 AM  
tuxq: Being that my long-time girlfriend is a police officerfark you, copfarker

 
gotons 2009-07-02 10:05:11 AM  
Is it anymore obvious she was giving him a handjob and not just "kissing him on the neck".

 
saladman 2009-07-02 10:06:48 AM  
I can do anything; I'm the chief of police.

 
trueaustinite 2009-07-02 10:09:09 AM  
Ya know, nothing's more healthy than being preoccupied with other people's sex lives. If ya think about it.

 
EdVenture 2009-07-02 10:13:18 AM  
Looks like Lymangood forgot to delete the backups again.

 
CrazyCracka420 2009-07-02 10:15:19 AM  
I wouldn't hit it. You see the pic of this police chief? That's just gross

 
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