I'm inclined to agree, submitter. Hell, I felt that way when Pam Anderson was dating him.

/he looks greasy

Can you imagine how stupid their babies would be?!

i'd pickler


/sorry

That woman is hot.

That woman is also soul-devouringly stupid.

oh well...she was hawt. I guess she'll be used up now.

If only she could get "smart" implants.

Heh, I wonder if he gets her to wear the dress (new window). He could do her and she wouldn't even need to undress. (pic is not NSFW, but looks like it. It's a shadow)

Well.. I'll be the one you an all pick on here..

From what I gather, Kid Rock is a good community guy, volunteer, and does a good bit of charity work.
Also, from what people here have said, he's a good guy,like an honest to goodness regular good guy. Beer-drinking fella who will hang out and talk to you like regular people one on one.

Sure, you might not like the guys music, and he does have the outward appearance of a shifty cockroach at times.. but there must be something under his celebrity appearance that's endearing to so many people.

IIRC, he's also starting up a brewery which will bring in some new jobs.

okay.. now let me have it

Dr.Knockboots: Well.. I'll be the one you an all pick on here..

From what I gather, Kid Rock is a good community guy, volunteer, and does a good bit of charity work.
Also, from what people here have said, he's a good guy,like an honest to goodness regular good guy. Beer-drinking fella who will hang out and talk to you like regular people one on one.

Sure, you might not like the guys music, and he does have the outward appearance of a shifty cockroach at times.. but there must be something under his celebrity appearance that's endearing to so many people.

IIRC, he's also starting up a brewery which will bring in some new jobs.

okay.. now let me have it

you sound fat

/here to help

Good for him.

Dr.Knockboots: Sure, you might not like the guys music, and he does have the outward appearance of a shifty cockroach at times.. but there must be something under his celebrity appearance that's endearing to so many people.

He's a popular musician. This isn't a mystery of nature.

I'd pound her too, so much she couldn't talk.

Dr.Knockboots: From what I gather, Kid Rock is a good community guy, volunteer, and does a good bit of charity work.
Also, from what people here have said, he's a good guy,like an honest to goodness regular good guy. Beer-drinking fella who will hang out and talk to you like regular people one on one.

I was here to say just that.

So their combined IQ is... 4?

basemetal: I'd pound her too, so much she couldn't talk.

You'd have to, or she'd ruin it.

Kellie who? Am I supposed to know who this is?

I heard that Chris Masterforth is boning Kimberly Footh!

I'm sure he's a nice guy, but I can't get the image out of my mind of his greasy ass tit-f*cking Kellie's brand new boobs while she stares up at him with a beautiful, vacant smile as she thinks of fluffy bunnies and cute little kittens.

The girl's dumb as a box of rocks, but there is something compelling about her appearance of cute innocence.

dahmers love zombie: Heh, I wonder if he gets her to wear the dress (new window). He could do her and she wouldn't even need to undress. (pic is not NSFW, but looks like it. It's a shadow)

I have no idea who this girl is, or what your attempted joke means, or why stalkers would think this is not, not, not , not... or not NSFW.

/get off my lawn?
//confused

BobtheFascist: Good for him.

Came here to say that - also, so?

How long can he keep calling himself "Kid"?

Pam Anderson, Kellie Pickler

fan of blonds with big fake boobs eh Kid?

I think that counts as a form of patriotism

For those who never heard of her like myself, it seems she was on American Idol. I don't know if she won but I think that much info will suffice.

Why does that upset you, subby? It's best that rednecks breed amongst themselves.

For those of you Farkers unfamiliar with her mind-numbing stupidity:

Link (new window)

/not a rickroll

So where's the Fark White Knight brigade complaining about the 15 year age difference?

Bucky Katt: Kellie who? Am I supposed to know who this is?

You're way too cool for that.

brushwad: For those of you Farkers unfamiliar with her mind-numbing stupidity:

Please tell me that's scripted and she's a very, very, very gifted actress.

Please.

mhd:

Please tell me that's scripted and she's a very, very, very gifted actress.

Please.

It's scripted, and she's a gifted ... aw hell, I just can't

Who the hell is she? Might as well say, "Random blonde is dating Kid Rock."

You can take the trash out of the trailer. But you can't take the trailer out of the trash.

So they're BOTH Kellie Picklers now!

/Har!

No she's not. I refuse to believe anything that says "according to tabloids." Especially over a People magazine article in which she is quite clearly quoted as saying she's dating some writer or producer named Jacobs.

The words "circling the drain" come to mind for some reason.

I like Kid Rock. I don't really know who Kelly Pickler is, though.

johnny_vegas: i'd pickler


/sorry

I don't know who she is but that was the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline. Good job.

O_o

How does this guy keep nailing younger, hotter chicks? I mean look at him. The only thing he has going for him is... fame. Oh yeah, I just answered my question.

/need to get famous, or infamous

PIckle who now?

Kid Rock was done a while back. Hope he saved his money.

She looks like a used stripper, so it should work out.

Strange, I got this email just yesterday about this:

The Globe reported that Kellie is romantically involved with Kid Rock. As a rule we do not respond to tabloid lies, however, this one has taken root and is growing. Kellie has not confirmed they are dating because they are not. In fact, other than a Tweet about tabloids yesterday, she's not commented at all. Please do not perpetuate this lie. If you feel you must say something, then you can say that Kellie's publicist says there is no truth to the story. If you ever have a question about a rumor, please call us first to verify. Thank you for your support. Wes.

Vice President Media
Sony Music Nashville


Looks like Sony was very worried about possible damage (or Hep C) to their artist.

"oh well...she was hawt. I guess she'll be used up infected now."

The gift that keeps on giving.

I'd like to put my dick and balls in her mouth.

That's a vortex of white trash and utter stupidity.

Farkin' bunnies, gettin' Matchbox 20 money!

How long can he keep calling himself "Kid"?

I think this might be the core of a future Jim Gaffigan comedy routine.

Bucky Katt: Kellie who? Am I supposed to know who this is?

Man do I hate you and everyone who does the stupid WHO??? thing. Obviously you don't know who she is, but if you, I dont know, read the damn article you would have a clue who it was. Forgive me for questioning your ignorance, but seriously, if you don't know who it is, or don't care to know who it is, stay the hell out of the thread. I am not sure who she is but I have been able to piece together kind of a mental image.

Farking argg... I just think this is the dumbest thing on fark...
/more buckethead please

Subby has got to be a real dick if this affects him one way or another