I'm inclined to agree, submitter. Hell, I felt that way when Pam Anderson was dating him.

/he looks greasy

Can you imagine how stupid their babies would be?!

i'd pickler


/sorry

That woman is hot.

That woman is also soul-devouringly stupid.

oh well...she was hawt. I guess she'll be used up now.

If only she could get "smart" implants.

Heh, I wonder if he gets her to wear the dress (new window). He could do her and she wouldn't even need to undress. (pic is not NSFW, but looks like it. It's a shadow)

Well.. I'll be the one you an all pick on here..

From what I gather, Kid Rock is a good community guy, volunteer, and does a good bit of charity work.
Also, from what people here have said, he's a good guy,like an honest to goodness regular good guy. Beer-drinking fella who will hang out and talk to you like regular people one on one.

Sure, you might not like the guys music, and he does have the outward appearance of a shifty cockroach at times.. but there must be something under his celebrity appearance that's endearing to so many people.

IIRC, he's also starting up a brewery which will bring in some new jobs.

okay.. now let me have it

Dr.Knockboots: Well.. I'll be the one you an all pick on here..

From what I gather, Kid Rock is a good community guy, volunteer, and does a good bit of charity work.
Also, from what people here have said, he's a good guy,like an honest to goodness regular good guy. Beer-drinking fella who will hang out and talk to you like regular people one on one.

Sure, you might not like the guys music, and he does have the outward appearance of a shifty cockroach at times.. but there must be something under his celebrity appearance that's endearing to so many people.

IIRC, he's also starting up a brewery which will bring in some new jobs.

okay.. now let me have it

you sound fat

/here to help

Good for him.

Dr.Knockboots: Sure, you might not like the guys music, and he does have the outward appearance of a shifty cockroach at times.. but there must be something under his celebrity appearance that's endearing to so many people.

He's a popular musician. This isn't a mystery of nature.

I'd pound her too, so much she couldn't talk.

Dr.Knockboots: From what I gather, Kid Rock is a good community guy, volunteer, and does a good bit of charity work.
Also, from what people here have said, he's a good guy,like an honest to goodness regular good guy. Beer-drinking fella who will hang out and talk to you like regular people one on one.

I was here to say just that.

So their combined IQ is... 4?

basemetal: I'd pound her too, so much she couldn't talk.

You'd have to, or she'd ruin it.

Kellie who? Am I supposed to know who this is?

I heard that Chris Masterforth is boning Kimberly Footh!

I'm sure he's a nice guy, but I can't get the image out of my mind of his greasy ass tit-f*cking Kellie's brand new boobs while she stares up at him with a beautiful, vacant smile as she thinks of fluffy bunnies and cute little kittens.

The girl's dumb as a box of rocks, but there is something compelling about her appearance of cute innocence.

dahmers love zombie: Heh, I wonder if he gets her to wear the dress (new window). He could do her and she wouldn't even need to undress. (pic is not NSFW, but looks like it. It's a shadow)

I have no idea who this girl is, or what your attempted joke means, or why stalkers would think this is not, not, not , not... or not NSFW.

/get off my lawn?
//confused

BobtheFascist: Good for him.

Came here to say that - also, so?

How long can he keep calling himself "Kid"?

Pam Anderson, Kellie Pickler

fan of blonds with big fake boobs eh Kid?

I think that counts as a form of patriotism

For those who never heard of her like myself, it seems she was on American Idol. I don't know if she won but I think that much info will suffice.

Why does that upset you, subby? It's best that rednecks breed amongst themselves.

For those of you Farkers unfamiliar with her mind-numbing stupidity:

Link (new window)

/not a rickroll

So where's the Fark White Knight brigade complaining about the 15 year age difference?

Bucky Katt: Kellie who? Am I supposed to know who this is?

You're way too cool for that.

brushwad: For those of you Farkers unfamiliar with her mind-numbing stupidity:

Please tell me that's scripted and she's a very, very, very gifted actress.

Please.

mhd:

Please tell me that's scripted and she's a very, very, very gifted actress.

Please.

It's scripted, and she's a gifted ... aw hell, I just can't

Who the hell is she? Might as well say, "Random blonde is dating Kid Rock."

You can take the trash out of the trailer. But you can't take the trailer out of the trash.

So they're BOTH Kellie Picklers now!

/Har!

No she's not. I refuse to believe anything that says "according to tabloids." Especially over a People magazine article in which she is quite clearly quoted as saying she's dating some writer or producer named Jacobs.

The words "circling the drain" come to mind for some reason.

I like Kid Rock. I don't really know who Kelly Pickler is, though.

johnny_vegas: i'd pickler


/sorry

I don't know who she is but that was the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline. Good job.

O_o

How does this guy keep nailing younger, hotter chicks? I mean look at him. The only thing he has going for him is... fame. Oh yeah, I just answered my question.

/need to get famous, or infamous

PIckle who now?

Kid Rock was done a while back. Hope he saved his money.

She looks like a used stripper, so it should work out.

Strange, I got this email just yesterday about this:

The Globe reported that Kellie is romantically involved with Kid Rock. As a rule we do not respond to tabloid lies, however, this one has taken root and is growing. Kellie has not confirmed they are dating because they are not. In fact, other than a Tweet about tabloids yesterday, she's not commented at all. Please do not perpetuate this lie. If you feel you must say something, then you can say that Kellie's publicist says there is no truth to the story. If you ever have a question about a rumor, please call us first to verify. Thank you for your support. Wes.

Vice President Media
Sony Music Nashville


Looks like Sony was very worried about possible damage (or Hep C) to their artist.

"oh well...she was hawt. I guess she'll be used up infected now."

The gift that keeps on giving.

I'd like to put my dick and balls in her mouth.

That's a vortex of white trash and utter stupidity.

Farkin' bunnies, gettin' Matchbox 20 money!

How long can he keep calling himself "Kid"?

I think this might be the core of a future Jim Gaffigan comedy routine.

Bucky Katt: Kellie who? Am I supposed to know who this is?

Man do I hate you and everyone who does the stupid WHO??? thing. Obviously you don't know who she is, but if you, I dont know, read the damn article you would have a clue who it was. Forgive me for questioning your ignorance, but seriously, if you don't know who it is, or don't care to know who it is, stay the hell out of the thread. I am not sure who she is but I have been able to piece together kind of a mental image.

Farking argg... I just think this is the dumbest thing on fark...
/more buckethead please

Subby has got to be a real dick if this affects him one way or another

johnny_vegas: i'd pickler


/sorry

You Pickler, you brought her

"I'm just sitting waaaastin time... drinkin... smokin.. tryin to freee my miiiind."

/loves me some Kid Rock. Hopefully hes too busy farking her to listen to her try and form complete sentences.

JohnnyDanger: PIckle who now?

Kid Rock was done a while back. Hope he saved his money.

Yeah, he just had a huge hit last year plus he's a sustainable touring act, where most musicians make their money anyway.

You do realize his last album (2007) sold three million copies in the US, and five million worldwide right?

I bet she thinks she can change him. And he thinks...er, I see the fault in my comparison.

I am not sure who Kelly Pickler is, but she looks very pretty. So I don't understand. See, I would rather have to endure the missionary with a prudish Lutheran who objects to my hips moving for the REST OF MY DAYS rather than go anywhere near Kid Rock's cawk.

I would imagine someone who looks like Kelly Pickler would have greater standards than someone like me.

/I remain confused and disgusted.

Sarcastica75: I am not sure who Kelly Pickler is, but she looks very pretty. So I don't understand. See, I would rather have to endure the missionary with a prudish Lutheran who objects to my hips moving for the REST OF MY DAYS rather than go anywhere near Kid Rock's cawk.

I would imagine someone who looks like Kelly Pickler would have greater standards than someone like me.

/I remain confused and disgusted.

The poet, as always.

Kid Rock looks like he'd be immense fun to hang out with but ... ew, no. Worse, he's fake trailer trash--his father owned car dealerships, little Bobby was quite privileged growing up.

kungfu jesus with a side of lime

Forgive me for questioning your ignorance, but seriously, if you don't know who it is, or don't care to know who it is, stay the hell out of the thread. I am not sure who she is but I have been able to piece together kind of a mental image.

Farking argg... I just think this is the dumbest thing on fark...


I'm not defending the pro-ignorance don't-know-how-to-use-Google dimwit above, but isn't telling people to stay out of threads at LEAST as dumb as 'Am I supposed to know who that is?"?

Marisyana:
Kid Rock looks like he'd be immense fun to hang out with but ... ew, no. Worse, he's fake trailer trash--his father owned car dealerships, little Bobby was quite privileged growing up.

Yep, it's one of the reasons I have never liked the little metal boy who didn't make it as a metal star and so turned to teh rappity rap rap.

I have to admit I I clicked on the link thinking Kelly Pickler was one of the girls from Saved by the Bell.

Englebert Slaptyback: kungfu jesus with a side of lime

Forgive me for questioning your ignorance, but seriously, if you don't know who it is, or don't care to know who it is, stay the hell out of the thread. I am not sure who she is but I have been able to piece together kind of a mental image.

Farking argg... I just think this is the dumbest thing on fark...


I'm not defending the pro-ignorance don't-know-how-to-use-Google dimwit above, but isn't telling people to stay out of threads at LEAST as dumb as 'Am I supposed to know who that is?"?

Yes I agree, and to that end I will retract that statement, but still damn does that shiat piss me off for some reason. Thank you for pointing out my slip up. The sentiment of stay out of the thread is a good one, but you are correct that as an argument it is quite stupid.

I got fired for sticking my dick in a pickler once, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/She got fired, too.

I'd hit it hard

kungfu jesus with a side of lime

Yes I agree, and to that end I will retract that statement, but still damn does that shiat piss me off for some reason. Thank you for pointing out my slip up. The sentiment of stay out of the thread is a good one, but you are correct that as an argument it is quite stupid.


I wouldn't call it a slip up. Everyone has at least one thing which causes irritation; sometimes it helps to have an outside perspective to get a clear look at that thing.

It's women like this that keep the human race stupid. Someone will breed with her and have stupid children. This is a "mistress" kind of woman, not a "Mrs.". For the love of eugenics - sterilize her and bang away.

syrynxx: It's women like this that keep the human race stupid. Someone will breed with her and have stupid children. This is a "mistress" kind of woman, not a "Mrs.". For the love of eugenics - sterilize her and bang away.

Same could be said of Kid Rock. BTW, didn't he impregnate Pam Anderson?

I just adore Kellie Pickler. She's talented and appears to be a real sweet person.

Dr.Knockboots: From what I gather, Kid Rock is a good community guy, volunteer, and does a good bit of charity work.
Also, from what people here have said, he's a good guy,like an honest to goodness regular good guy. Beer-drinking fella who will hang out and talk to you like regular people one on one.

Except if he and his posse don't like you and you're at Waffle House at 3 a.m. In that case, you deserve a beatdown.

unfarkingbelievable: I just adore Kellie Pickler. She's talented and appears to be a real sweet person.

Perhaps, but she's about as smart as a bag of hammers.

Link (new window)

JohnnyDanger: PIckle who now?

Kid Rock was done a while back. Hope he saved his money.

He's still filling the full-sized arenas and outdoor amphitheaters.

I work part time at one of those venues in the operations area and to this day the Kid Rock show is still referred to with dread and infamy. Never has a crowd been so rowdy, misbehaved and generally out of control. Even though we had the above average number of security and police we were quickly overwhelmed.

Beer and liquor sales were off the charts for a crowd that size and never let up the entire time. We thought about cutting sales off early but saw what sort of issues occurred when a stand ran out of drinks (and restocking was running slow).

We had multiple instances of public nudity and sex acts going on in the seats, concourses and restrooms. Even the people in the luxury boxes were acting like fools.

I don't think I got home until 4:30am after that disaster.

Sheryl Crow, Pam Anderson, and Kelly Pickler.

One of the things is not like the others.

brushwad: For those of you Farkers unfamiliar with her mind-numbing stupidity:

Link (new window)

/not a rickroll

You realize that it's all an act, right? When she was on American Idol, VoteForTheWorst ran a series of pieces on her and what a phony she is. She's figured out that if she acts like a hick, people will think she's cute and she'll compensate for her lack of talent.

I guess country music fans can't see through her, which is why she's constantly on CMT as a hostess. But she's no Carrie Underwood, that's for sure.

Redneck bozo can has redneck bozo.

mjohnson71: JohnnyDanger: PIckle who now?

Kid Rock was done a while back. Hope he saved his money.

He's still filling the full-sized arenas and outdoor amphitheaters.

I work part time at one of those venues in the operations area and to this day the Kid Rock show is still referred to with dread and infamy. Never has a crowd been so rowdy, misbehaved and generally out of control. Even though we had the above average number of security and police we were quickly overwhelmed.

Beer and liquor sales were off the charts for a crowd that size and never let up the entire time. We thought about cutting sales off early but saw what sort of issues occurred when a stand ran out of drinks (and restocking was running slow).

We had multiple instances of public nudity and sex acts going on in the seats, concourses and restrooms. Even the people in the luxury boxes were acting like fools.

I don't think I got home until 4:30am after that disaster.


So in other words, a good time was had by all except the poor schmucks that had to clean up the mess?

Yes please.

So hot..so dumb...so yes.

Never heard of her.

rickycal78: mjohnson71: JohnnyDanger: PIckle who now?

Kid Rock was done a while back. Hope he saved his money.

He's still filling the full-sized arenas and outdoor amphitheaters.

I work part time at one of those venues in the operations area and to this day the Kid Rock show is still referred to with dread and infamy. Never has a crowd been so rowdy, misbehaved and generally out of control. Even though we had the above average number of security and police we were quickly overwhelmed.

Beer and liquor sales were off the charts for a crowd that size and never let up the entire time. We thought about cutting sales off early but saw what sort of issues occurred when a stand ran out of drinks (and restocking was running slow).

We had multiple instances of public nudity and sex acts going on in the seats, concourses and restrooms. Even the people in the luxury boxes were acting like fools.

I don't think I got home until 4:30am after that disaster.


So in other words, a good time was had by all except the poor schmucks that had to clean up the mess?

They sure did.

We spent the next couple of days trying to Monday Morning Quarterback the thing and figure out what went wrong. While we did find a few lapses in our procedures, the general feeling among all the departments was that Kid Rock fans are some of the worst behaved rednecks and fools around.

PsyLord: How does this guy keep nailing younger, hotter chicks? I mean look at him. The only thing he has going for him is... fame. Oh yeah, I just answered my question.

/need to get famous, or infamous

It's the car

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Redneck bozo can has redneck bozo.

Red knees?

What the hell is a Kellie Picker?

Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom: What the hell is a Kellie Picker?

Umm it's actually Kellie Pickler.

The Kellie Pickler was a pickling device commonly used after it's discovery in 2006. Most commonly reffered to as a "dumpster" or "bucket", the Kellie Pickler was worked by inserting southern grown cucumbers into any of the three entrances and removed quickly as it took mere seconds to pickle a "cuke". What was once a vibrant full specimen was a wilted, soggy, shadow of itself when pulled. Between 2006 and late 2008 thousand ofarkes were rumored to habe "pickled".

By 2009 the Kellie Pickler was obsolete having been an abused piece of equipment. Most of those left holding cukes, were looking for a Swifter method.

Kid Rock needs to change his name to Grizzly Old Man Rock.

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Bucky Katt: Kellie who? Am I supposed to know who this is?

Man do I hate you and everyone who does the stupid WHO??? thing. Obviously you don't know who she is, but if you, I dont know, read the damn article you would have a clue who it was. Forgive me for questioning your ignorance, but seriously, if you don't know who it is, or don't care to know who it is, stay the hell out of the thread. I am not sure who she is but I have been able to piece together kind of a mental image.

Farking argg... I just think this is the dumbest thing on fark...
/more buckethead please

Is there an easy way to save this quote for future threads?

Seacop: Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom: What the hell is a Kellie Picker?

Umm it's actually Kellie Pickler.

The Kellie Pickler was a pickling device commonly used after it's discovery in 2006. Most commonly reffered to as a "dumpster" or "bucket", the Kellie Pickler was worked by inserting southern grown cucumbers into any of the three entrances and removed quickly as it took mere seconds to pickle a "cuke". What was once a vibrant full specimen was a wilted, soggy, shadow of itself when pulled. Between 2006 and late 2008 thousand ofarkes were rumored to habe "pickled".

By 2009 the Kellie Pickler was obsolete having been an abused piece of equipment. Most of those left holding cukes, were looking for a Swifter method.

I lol'd.

kungfu jesus with a side of lime:
Man do I hate you and everyone who does the stupid WHO??? thing. Obviously you don't know who she is, but if you, I dont know, read the damn article you would have a clue who it was. Forgive me for questioning your ignorance, but seriously, if you don't know who it is, or don't care to know who it is, stay the hell out of the thread. I am not sure who she is but I have been able to piece together kind of a mental image.

Farking argg... I just think this is the dumbest thing on fark...
/more buckethead please

WHO?

She is hot.

I bet she's a screamer.

Any woman who finds "Kid Rock" attractive
is not the woman for me

no matter WHAT she farkin looks like.

Well, she's cute, blond, has big boobs and is not all that smart .. so at least in the short term, not bad.

Speedbts alt thank you, I often keep a list of fun quotes in a word document on my desktop... most of the ones I have now are from pocket ninja...

HellblazerPrime why do you want to watch me twitch

/twitch

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Bucky Katt: Kellie who? Am I supposed to know who this is?

Man do I hate you and everyone who does the stupid WHO??? thing. Obviously you don't know who she is, but if you, I dont know, read the damn article you would have a clue who it was. Forgive me for questioning your ignorance, but seriously, if you don't know who it is, or don't care to know who it is, stay the hell out of the thread. I am not sure who she is but I have been able to piece together kind of a mental image.

Farking argg... I just think this is the dumbest thing on fark...
/more buckethead please

It as more of a comment on the stupidity of placing any sort of importance on the random doings of vaguely familiar people.

Breaking news: Attractive women are drawn to famous musicians.

More at 11.

the whitest of trash.

/the trashiest of white?

Maybe he'll be crushed to death before she catches his HEP.

/one can only hope

Heh. Glad I'm not listening to pop for preadolescents anymore.