Surgeon is a she.

"verbal telephone assaults"?

Uh...whut?

First, she still looks fine and second how did the word "verbal" fall out of the headline and C, why did this go green?

Is this about Iran again?

ne2d: "verbal telephone assaults"?

PSTN! PBX! DTMF! ILEC! POTS! DID!

Well, it's not like she's a hideous mutant, but my God was she a HELL of a lot prettier before.

Relatively Obscure: Well, it's not like she's a hideous mutant, but my God was she a HELL of a lot prettier before.

Now she kinda looks like Bert's mom.
/might just be hair & lighting

Two different angles.

Here's a better photo, same event.



Fair amount of work done. The eyes look different. Same with the cheeks and nose. I would say awkward cheek implants to try to get the same fuller look Madonna has, definite nose-job, and a weird facelift or eyelift.

Didn't think this would go green. Only read the headline and saw the pics.

IMO she is definitely 'do not want.' Her plastic surgery is way too obvious. She looks more like a mannequin than a human.

redmond24: Didn't think this would go green. Only read the headline and saw the pics.

IMO she is definitely 'do not want.' Her plastic surgery is way too obvious. She looks more like a mannequin than a human.

I'd jump in it like a fat kid in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese.

bobbette: Two different angles.

Here's a better photo, same event.



Fair amount of work done. The eyes look different. Same with the cheeks and nose. I would say awkward cheek implants to try to get the same fuller look Madonna has, definite nose-job, and a weird facelift or eyelift.

Looks like there's nothing beneath the skin. Mulder's being Scully.

So that's where Rumer Willis' old jaw went.

If she looked the way she does now naturally, I'd say she was a pretty woman, but MY GOD she was so beautiful before Dr. Maniac butchered her face.

WHY? WHY?

Women really need to stop doing this to themselves. What a shame.

Her plastic surgery isn't as bad as some, but someone with a fivehead that large should NOT wear their hair pulled back.

Rubber Biscuit: If she looked the way she does now naturally, I'd say she was a pretty woman, but MY GOD she was so beautiful before Dr. Maniac butchered her face.

WHY? WHY?

Keep in mind, that was 15 years ago, no guarantee she's look that good today without surgery.

Too bad for her there isn't a forehead shortening surgery.

All surgery carries risks, and this supermodel lady pulled the short straw. Sucks to be her, but she made her choice.

put her on a horse and send her through the new zealand countryside and she's totally hittable.

her before pic in tfa looks like kim basinger in 'l.a. confidential.'
make of that what you will.

/only southern californians, maybe new yorkers, would so easily spot cosmetic surgical alterations.
//never heard of this chick before.

Looks like she got her head caught in a vise.

bobbette: Two different angles.

Here's a better photo, same event.



Fair amount of work done. The eyes look different. Same with the cheeks and nose. I would say awkward cheek implants to try to get the same fuller look Madonna has, definite nose-job, and a weird facelift or eyelift.

Somethings wrong, all I see are her breasts. No, wait a minute there it is...No, Nope, I only see her breasts again.

If she wore her hair and makeup the same way today as she did in the first photo, I doubt if you could tell the difference. Any woman looks like a zombie if you puller hair back tight and tone down the contrasts in her makeup.

Or so they would have you believe.

http://static1.purepeople.com/articles/0/24/54/0/@/168974-karen-mulder-au-defile -etam-au-ritz-637x0-2.jpg

picture makes her look like she asked her surgeon for The Kate Hudson

Remember when a "Supermodel" was generally somebody you've heard of?

Mechanical Engineers can inspect their parts for parallelism using her noggin.

Isn't she the crazy one? Literally:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_Mulder

"On October 31, 2001, Mulder claimed during a taping of the French channel France 2 show Tout le Monde en Parle (Everyone is Talking About It) hosted by Thierry Ardisson, and with a live audience in the studio, that various people, including top executives at her former agency, Elite, and Prince Albert of Monaco, had tried to rape her. Moreover, Mulder said that her own father had hypnotized her from the age of two and then raped her.[1] The producers of the show deemed her emotionally unstable and did not broadcast the interview. Not only was the show never aired, but the entire recording was erased.

Days later, Mulder repeated her allegations, this time to a weekly magazine in an interview conducted in her Paris apartment. Within hours of the interview, her sister Saskia arrived and took her to Villa Montsouris, a psychiatric hospital specializing in such disorders as depression, anxiety, and delirium, where she stayed for five months[2]. The stay reportedly was paid for by Elite models president Gerald Marie, an old friend of hers.[3] Her father later publicly blamed her troubles on drugs."

"Feeling increasingly isolated, Mulder finally broke down. "It seemed everyone was against me", she later remembered about this period. "People told me I was fantasizing, that my psychoanalysis was wrong. So in order to be heard, I exaggerated. And I went overboard."[citation needed] Since then, she has recanted the rape allegations she made to the press and apologized to Prince Albert.[1] She continued to insist that she was sexually abused as a child."


Overboard? Falsely accusing Prince Albert of Monaco of rape is "going overboard"? Niiiiice.

I will be surprised if I ever see plastic surgery photos that will help me understand just what the hell people are thinking when they sign up for it.

Wizzin: I will be surprised if I ever see plastic surgery photos that will help me understand just what the hell people are thinking when they sign up for it.

You got that right.

The funny thing is that they think it makes them more attractive.
Hint: Stretched skin over a boney face is not attractive.

Same as: Fake boobs, Collagen, etc.
I like it natural.

Wizzin: I will be surprised if I ever see plastic surgery photos that will help me understand just what the hell people are thinking when they sign up for it.

People who made a living off of being "beautiful" would rather be look plastic than be deemed ugly.

Misread the headline

Wizzin: I will be surprised if I ever see plastic surgery photos that will help me understand just what the hell people are thinking when they sign up for it.

I've seen some...when the "plastic surgery" is actually called "reconstructive surgery" and the people who sign up for it are horribly disfigured before and actually do it to approach normality.

Otherwise, yes, you are quite correct.

RevMercutio: Remember when a "Supermodel" was generally somebody you've heard of?

This.

barc0001: Overboard? Falsely accusing Prince Albert of Monaco of rape is "going overboard"? Niiiiice.



"I...overreacted."

her head resembles a goldfish.

Too bad. Mulder use to be a fox.

ArgusRun: fox

Is so ready to ask her out.

People who get plastic surgery should be shot

Dogfacedgod: People who get elective plastic surgery should be shot

There is such a thing as a "good reason" for plastic surgery. Unfortunately, none of the lizard-faced, age-fearing retards that get it done to try and fight the clock have those good reasons. Congratulations, Karen Mulder: You elected to turn yourself into a hideous mockery. Go join Lion Faced Lady, Donatella Versace, and Nikki Cox in the Permenantly Ugly Corner, and try not to make eye contact with the people that haven't gone out of their way to butcher their face.

gothelder: Is so ready to ask her out.

Oh, z'no.

I want to believe.

Another silly twat who can't face getting older.

So she brought the surgeon a picture of Angelina Jolie and said "make me look like her."

I feel sorry for her, she was and is such a headcase.

I think the "Super" in Super Model is being thrown around a little too liberally these days. What do you have to do to get that title? Is there an application form or something? Can we all vote on it?

I vote that she is a 'model' or even a 'pretty good model.' Super Model needs to be reserved for chicks that I have heard of before they make it onto Fark for volunteering to be butchered by a plastic surgeon.

YourEtcetera: So she brought the surgeon a picture of Angelina Jolie Beaker and said "make me look like him."

RevMercutio: Remember when a "Supermodel" was generally somebody you've heard of?

Remember when "supermodel" was one word?

But, really, sub mitter, con gratulations on your in credible head line. .

You know - maybe using two words is more correct in this case since she's certainly not a supermodel, but yet she may be a super model.

Brings to mind one of the funniest books I've ever read.

Arrested for verbal assault. Verbal assualt on the telephone. God Lord.

/Now I can see why they almost ended up speaking German.

mooseyfate: Dogfacedgod: People who get elective plastic surgery should be shot

There is such a thing as a "good reason" for plastic surgery. Unfortunately, none of the lizard-faced, age-fearing retards that get it done to try and fight the clock have those good reasons. Congratulations, Karen Mulder: You elected to turn yourself into a hideous mockery. Go join Lion Faced Lady, Donatella Versace, and Nikki Cox in the Permenantly Ugly Corner, and try not to make eye contact with the people that haven't gone out of their way to butcher their face.

Oh my God. What did Nikki Cox do to herself...she was so beautiful.

Her lips were beautiful before...who put it in her head that she had to get them done?

redmond24: Oh my God. What did Nikki Cox do to herself...she was so beautiful.

Her lips were beautiful before...who put it in her head that she had to get them done?

AAAaaaaah!