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(Daily Mail) Asinine High-Tech swim suit not all it's cracked up to be   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 26
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Rufus_T_Firefly [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 08:21:48 PM  
Bummer!

 
namatad [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 08:23:09 PM  
/fap
/fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
/fapfap

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 08:33:38 PM  
I feel bad for her, but I would have liked to see more ass.

 
bighasbeen [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 08:37:55 PM  
It's just your butt. You missed a prime chance at a future marketing campaign. At the very least she could have done an anti-smoking psa.

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 09:12:38 PM  
I'm unclear as to why she was "forced" out of the race.
Is it actually against the rules to compete with a couple inches of buttcrack showing? Or did she voluntarily step out because of embarrassment?

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 09:26:08 PM  
That's hot.

 
yogaFLAME [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 09:58:21 PM  
Oh, crack. I get it.

 
IrateShadow [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 10:27:22 PM  
It'll be interesting to see how the suitmaker responds. It's gotta be bad for business when people talking about the suit winning races... when it doesn't cause you to forfeit.

 
bGizzy [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 10:34:36 PM  
Dang, she just got Jaked!

 
carnifex2005 2009-07-01 11:19:09 PM  
MaIrateShadow: It'll be interesting to see how the suitmaker responds. It's gotta be bad for business when people talking about the suit winning races... when it doesn't cause you to forfeit.

Maybe she shouldn't have had that extra helping of pasta alla carbonara.

 
The Angry Hand of God 2009-07-01 11:22:53 PM  
I can't be the only one that didn't read the actual headline close enough and took one look at that back and thought that I really didn't need to see any man ass.

 
redomega 2009-07-01 11:44:57 PM  
The Angry Hand of God: I can't be the only one that didn't read the actual headline close enough and took one look at that back and thought that I really didn't need to see any man ass.

Even after rtfa, I still think it's man ass.

www.aurelianuoto.it

/hot, unlike her
//of course it'd still do the breaststroke with her

 
simpsonfan 2009-07-01 11:54:50 PM  
It would be perfect for a farting contest.

 
Cup Check [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 12:19:58 AM  
www.foxnews.com

If you've ever seen a sign that says 'Say no to crack' and it reminds you to change your bathing suit...

 
Philly 2009-07-02 02:09:09 AM  
The Angry Hand of God: I can't be the only one that didn't read the actual headline close enough and took one look at that back and thought that I really didn't need to see any man ass.

That could be true, but perhaps you were the only one looking for man ass.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-07-02 02:31:01 AM  
She sounds fat.

 
jbernie 2009-07-02 02:57:53 AM  
Epsilon: I'm unclear as to why she was "forced" out of the race.
Is it actually against the rules to compete with a couple inches of buttcrack showing? Or did she voluntarily step out because of embarrassment?

well it probably wouldn't help with the hoel creating drag, slowing her down and potentially ripping more to cause yet more embarASSment.

 
breadpuddingwithoutraisins 2009-07-02 08:46:29 AM  
Jaked? Moar like Naked!

/Hey-O!
//Low hanging fruit
///dingleberries

 
Ecliptic 2009-07-02 12:40:23 PM  
Epsilon: I'm unclear as to why she was "forced" out of the race.
Is it actually against the rules to compete with a couple inches of buttcrack showing? Or did she voluntarily step out because of embarrassment?

DQ rules in swimming are ridiculous... I was on the guys team and would be a backup time keeper for the girls team from time-to-time ... saw more then one girl get DQ'd from a race because she forgot to take a hairband off her wrist before the race.

yeah... being serious.

 
zarberg 2009-07-02 01:16:55 PM  
I know I'm going against the common male thought, but IMO a one-piece (standard, not that olympic racing full body suit) Speedo swimsuit on a female is far sexier than a bikini.

 
Xlr8urfark 2009-07-02 02:42:05 PM  
zarberg: I know I'm going against the common male thought, but IMO a one-piece (standard, not that olympic racing full body suit) Speedo swimsuit on a female is far sexier than a bikini.

I'm with you on that one in most cases.

 
zarberg 2009-07-02 03:40:42 PM  
Xlr8urfark: I'm with you on that one in most cases.

You might like this site (new window) then. Probably NSFW in a few cases.

 
Xlr8urfark 2009-07-02 05:30:58 PM  
zarberg: Xlr8urfark: I'm with you on that one in most cases.

You might like this site (new window) then. Probably NSFW in a few cases.

Not bad. I think my attraction to the one piece comes from dating a swimmer for a while a few years back.

 
Burn_Atlanta 2009-07-03 12:48:05 AM  
zarberg: Xlr8urfark: I'm with you on that one in most cases.

You might like this site (new window) then. Probably NSFW in a few cases.

Content is nice, but it's one of the worst-designed websites I've ever seen. And minus-10 for misspelling Summer Sanders' name.

 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 09:11:58 AM  
And I was thinking this thread would make her the butt of many a joke.

You're slipping, Fark.

 
zarberg 2009-07-03 12:07:29 PM  
Burn_Atlanta: Content is nice, but it's one of the worst-designed websites I've ever seen. And minus-10 for misspelling Summer Sanders' name.

Well I didn't make it, I just found it. And hurt my wrist to it. And spider downloaded it.

 
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