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(Radar Magazine) Sad Beyonce steals a gimmick from NBA publicists & has poor sap propose during that annoying "Put A Ring On It" song. Now he knows how a Cincinatti WHO fan feels   (radaronline.com) divider line 28
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Klingon Penis 2009-07-01 03:35:02 PM  
Cincinnati.

subby FAIL.

 
scseth 2009-07-01 03:46:15 PM  
Are there a lot of World Health Organization fans in Ohio?

 
Uzzah 2009-07-01 03:48:08 PM  
So he was subsequently trampled to death? How tragic that must've been for his new fiancee!

/submitter picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

 
Punchie 2009-07-01 03:49:11 PM  
Don't get married.

 
doxonrox99 2009-07-01 03:51:18 PM  
I don't get the headline at all.

 
FlyingJ 2009-07-01 03:55:03 PM  
scseth Are there a lot of World Health Organization fans in Ohio?

If by health you mean "breathing", well, no;
Link (new window)

 
Gunny Highway 2009-07-01 04:04:20 PM  
doxonrox99: I don't get the headline at all.

Yea I am pretty confused also.

 
Ecobuckeye 2009-07-01 04:05:29 PM  
I'd trample it.

 
Leachreas 2009-07-01 04:08:37 PM  
Whenever that song comes on, I always sing along with "If you like it then you shoulda put your thing in it." And then I change the station, because I can't stand that damn song.

 
scseth 2009-07-01 04:08:38 PM  
FlyingJ If by health you mean "breathing", well, no;

I caught the reference, was more poking fun at spelling The Who in all caps.

 
stellarossa 2009-07-01 04:09:13 PM  
headline makes no sense. Cincinnati spelt wrong.

/lives there

 
Crewmannumber6 2009-07-01 04:12:09 PM  
stellarossa: headline makes no sense. Cincinnati spelt wrong.

/lives there


Me too. Don't worry, I won't call you Irish.

/I'm Irish

 
FarkinHostile 2009-07-01 04:14:56 PM  
I sing that to my doggie, except I change it to "If you liked it then you should have put a leash on it."

She loves when I sing to her.

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2009-07-01 04:16:22 PM  
Came here for Beyonce pics

 
Gunny Highway 2009-07-01 04:16:57 PM  
Ok so is subby trying to say the guys will be crushed by the girl not saying yes to his proposal? That would make sense if this wasnt the last sentence of TFA:

His girlfriend, seemingly in shocked, nodded yes, the couple hugged and kissed and the crowd, of course, cheered wildly.


Maybe Im missing something

 
RantCasey 2009-07-01 04:23:01 PM  
I farkING HATE THAT SONG!!!

/that is all.
//and I hope she said no and that she's been banging his brother.
///that's how much I hate the song, I wish other only pain and misery who enjoy it.
////so I guess that is all.

 
devilskware 2009-07-01 05:23:45 PM  
I hate the song.
I hate that biatch.
That article was pointless.
Subby sucks.
Mods suck for greenlighting.
I hate myself for clicking.

 
Funk Brothers 2009-07-01 05:36:14 PM  
Now that's just tasteless. Hand me a 3-Way from Skyline Chili before I lose my appetite.

 
SharkInfested 2009-07-01 05:40:09 PM  
I HATE THAT SONG!

/caps for subby

 
farkMcFark 2009-07-01 05:42:55 PM  
www.tourte.org

Just for the hell of it.

 
mofomisfit 2009-07-01 05:43:37 PM  

 
Gilligan_Buddy 2009-07-01 06:30:56 PM  
I think I lost 15-20 IQ points reading the headline.

 
The Gosh Darned Batman 2009-07-01 09:24:05 PM  
For those not getting it:

Several decades ago, when the band The Who played in Cincinnati, tickets were sold without preassigned seats. Thus, madness ensued as the gates were flung open, and whoever could shove the hardest would get the best seats. Trampling ensued, with a number of casualties.

That said, I have no idea what the headline means either.

 
TrickyPG 2009-07-01 11:14:53 PM  
I came in expecting at least a Caruso pic, despite the all-caps spelling of Pete Townsend's band made to look like the World Health Organization.

 
Nickers 2009-07-02 02:49:32 AM  
I was at an anime convention in mid-June, and some teenager proposed to his girlfriend (also a teen) on stage in front of like 1,000 people in the middle of some lame comedy skit. I don't think you can get much more sad than that.


/she said yes
//what was she going to do, say no in front of that many people?

 
PickinWhiskers 2009-07-02 04:39:20 AM  
devilskware: I hate the song.
I hate that biatch.
That article was pointless.
Subby sucks.
Mods suck for greenlighting.
I hate myself for clicking.


How do you feel about posting?

 
Bolo Jungle [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 06:21:43 AM  
So they include a video of Beyonce being basically a stripper (same moves, same motive, she just gets a LOT more money for keeping her clothes ON - makes no sense) but the video has NOTHING to do with the story itself. I am confused.

 
hip_replacement 2009-07-02 11:16:05 AM  
hate that song

hate the name 'sasha fierce'

 
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