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(The New York Times) Interesting Jon Bon Jovi says the chances are 50/50 that the Arena Football League will collapse like a heavy metal hairdo without Aqua Net   (fifthdown.blogs.nytimes.com) divider line 16
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rFarke 2009-07-01 02:25:11 PM  
I read that as Areola Foobies League

 
chemrebel 2009-07-01 02:27:38 PM  
FTFA: "Not characters. I want role models for our kids, who are also great athletes. Like Phil Simms. When he led the Giants, he was my kind of guy. Bill Belichick is my kind of guy."


LOL WUT? Certainly not the person I would conjure up when I think of role models for the kiddeez.

/if you ain't cheatin' you ain't tryin'
//bet he'd fit right in with NASCAR

 
dobedobeDUE 2009-07-01 02:28:55 PM  
Up next??? The NHL...

 
Wrong_Intentions 2009-07-01 02:47:20 PM  
Jon Bon Jovi says the chances are 50/50 that the Arena Football League will collapse like a heavy metal hairdo without Aqua Net
Bon Jovi wouldn't know shiat about that, subby.

 
DecemberNitro 2009-07-01 03:08:02 PM  
Jon Bon Jovi says the chances are 50/50 that the Arena Football League will collapse like a heavy metal shiatty 80s hair band hairdo without Aqua Net

FTFY. We gotta stop accepting VH1's definition of "heavy metal"

 
Gunny Highway 2009-07-01 03:08:08 PM  
thumbnails.hulu.com

 
Dogfacedgod 2009-07-01 03:11:12 PM  
Subby knows dick about Heavy Metal. farking yuppie scum.

 
Dahnch 2009-07-01 03:13:44 PM  
What a heavy metal hairdo without Aqua Net might look like:

i120.photobucket.com

 
GoteamVenture 2009-07-01 03:31:00 PM  
serves him right. you dont leave NJ to go to philly. its uncivilized over there.

 
I. M. Foreman 2009-07-01 03:31:35 PM  
wtf is up with all the Bon Jovi greenlits? Today's the third day in a row there's been one.

 
crazycooter 2009-07-01 03:42:29 PM  
Surprising amount of "Defenders of the Faith" in a sports thread.

 
Wrong_Intentions 2009-07-01 03:46:47 PM  
crazycooter: Surprising amount of "Defenders of the Faith" in a sports thread.

It's also under the music tab, Sporto.

 
tofoomeister [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 04:47:42 PM  
Jon Bon Jovi says the chances are 50/50 halfway there that the Arena Football League will collapse like a heavy metal hairdo without Aqua Netis whoooa WHOA livin' on a prayer

 
tofoomeister [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 04:52:05 PM  
(reads TFA)

(rereads corrections to subby's headline)

Damnit.

 
Arkanaut 2009-07-01 05:16:16 PM  
tofoomeister: Jon Bon Jovi says the chances are 50/50 halfway there that the Arena Football League will collapse like a heavy metal hairdo without Aqua Netis whoooa WHOA livin' on a prayer

It doesn't even matter if they make it or not.

 
Speedbts alt 2009-07-01 11:15:36 PM  
*adjusts tinfoil hat*
The NFL will wreck every league except theirs. I think the World League was done in on purpose once it became easier to market the US teams over there.

Arena Football grew more and more popular every year until it got so big that the NFL took an "interest" in it.

Now where are those leagues?

 
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