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(The Consumerist) Strange The creepiest Disney branded product you'll see today: The Mickey Mouse gas mask   (consumerist.com) divider line 83
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ElPresidente [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 12:13:13 PM  
Hey, even giant mice fart sometimes. You would too if your diet consisted of nothing but cheese and licking out mouse muff.

 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 12:33:17 PM  
How quickly we have forgottent the Disney camera thread with the camera that looked like that which we shall not name

Which I cannot find a link to dammit but someone must have saved it. It was greenlit to the main page for god sakes

 
deadapostle [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 12:53:28 PM  
I still prefer the Donald Duck Butt Plug.

 
Soumac [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 01:00:02 PM  
www.barminski.com

This idea has legs!

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 01:09:02 PM  
Yes, you too can relive the whimsical days of the gas attacks of your childhood!

 
rcain [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 01:34:58 PM  
It's hard to imagine Disney ever granting the rights to Mickey Mouse for something so grim.

Actually, no, it's not.
Anyone that knows anything about Walt Disney knows the man was a fervent supporter of the US Government and would have done anything he could to assist them in any way possible. Like making wartime propaganda.^, and accusing people he suspected of being communist sympathizers before congress.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 01:38:36 PM  
rcain: It's hard to imagine Disney ever granting the rights to Mickey Mouse for something so grim.

Actually, no, it's not.
Anyone that knows anything about Walt Disney knows the man was a fervent supporter of the US Government and would have done anything he could to assist them in any way possible. Like making wartime propaganda.^, and accusing people he suspected of being communist sympathizers before congress.


Then how do you explain his controversial 1938 film, "Nazi Supermen are our Superiors"?

 
rcain [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 01:50:58 PM  
Diogenes: Then how do you explain his controversial 1938 film, "Nazi Supermen are our Superiors"?

Wrong. That cartoon was done by Roger Meyers Sr.
Grow a brain moran.

 
Boritom [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 01:53:28 PM  
Hey, Goofy! Are you my Mummy?

 
Phlem Pickens 2009-07-01 01:56:35 PM  
No Micheal Jackson gas mask with interchangable face parts?

 
Tatsuhiko 2009-07-01 01:57:37 PM  
Something tells me you'll be seeing a Hello Kitty gas mask soon enough.

 
gorgor 2009-07-01 02:00:41 PM  
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/muw3z5
(copy and paste)

 
dreadprophet 2009-07-01 02:02:33 PM  
rcain: Actually, no, it's not.
Anyone that knows anything about Walt Disney knows the man was a fervent supporter of the US Government and would have done anything he could to assist them in any way possible. Like making wartime propaganda.^, and accusing people he suspected of being communist sympathizers before congress.


Some of his propaganda sketches are pretty amusing, actually.

 
tothekor 2009-07-01 02:02:43 PM  
Certainly every little kid loved wearing gas masks during World War II. I'm certain that none of them would need coaxing to wear one at times. Marketing it as a toy, I'm sure, didn't help parents convince their kids to us them.

 
Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom 2009-07-01 02:03:22 PM  
Somehow I just know that The Joker created this as part of a widly over-complex scheme to kill Don Bluth.

 
genner 2009-07-01 02:03:25 PM  
Tatsuhiko: Something tells me you'll be seeing a Hello Kitty gas mask soon enough.

Here ya go.

farm4.static.flickr.com

 
dervish16108 2009-07-01 02:04:07 PM  
It looks like some retro item from the 50's that would have been, had the Germans won World War II.

 
Vangor [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-01 02:04:47 PM  
Sweet evil jesus, after seeing the picture shudders ran down my spine. I imagine a time lost but seemingly empty suburb which a man finds himself in, only to stumble upon a few children alone in a house watching a rather garbled station continuously skipping and rewinding to play five seconds of a cartoon's opening melody. The foolish protagonist calls out to the children, who slowly turn to regard him in the nearby entrance, all wearing some variation of this mask to cover gaunt, unnatural features such as blank eyes and sharpened teeth, maws caked in dried human blood.

Scary ass mask.

 
thefnitalian 2009-07-01 02:04:58 PM  
I'm sure it was a real Gasssss

 
brightestfell [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 02:08:23 PM  
Ninevah Are you my mummy? *shudder*

found that in the comments who's fark handle is that ?

 
dreadprophet 2009-07-01 02:11:07 PM  
Vangor: Sweet evil jesus, after seeing the picture shudders ran down my spine. I imagine a time lost but seemingly empty suburb which a man finds himself in, only to stumble upon a few children alone in a house watching a rather garbled station continuously skipping and rewinding to play five seconds of a cartoon's opening melody. The foolish protagonist calls out to the children, who slowly turn to regard him in the nearby entrance, all wearing some variation of this mask to cover gaunt, unnatural features such as blank eyes and sharpened teeth, maws caked in dried human blood.

Scary ass mask.


Nicely done. I'm impressed.

 
Xenolith 2009-07-01 02:12:53 PM  
"All over the place, from the popular culture to the propaganda system, there is constant pressure to make people feel that they are helpless, that the only role they can have is to ratify decisions and to consume."

Noam Chomsky

www.ourlaughingplace.com

/Link is hotter than the oceans

 
Ashtrey 2009-07-01 02:12:55 PM  
Maybe the creepiest product, but here's the creepiest ad.

img.slate.com

 
jaymzz [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-01 02:13:27 PM  
Are you my mommy?

 
macadamnut 2009-07-01 02:13:27 PM  

 
PumpUpDaFark 2009-07-01 02:15:44 PM  
Ashtrey: Maybe the creepiest product, but here's the creepiest ad.

Had to look twice to make sure those weren't pedobear hand-puppets.

 
fawlty 2009-07-01 02:16:02 PM  
failblog.files.wordpress.com

This is the creepiest Disney product.

 
Xenolith 2009-07-01 02:16:03 PM  
Ashtrey: Maybe the creepiest product, but here's the creepiest ad.

WTF? Is that bra/panties or a bikini? Either way, that's just wrong. She looks what, 13 or 14 at the most? :-P

 
rcain [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 02:17:48 PM  
dreadprophet: Some of his propaganda sketches are pretty amusing, actually.

Yes they are, which is why I posted a link to youtube, which has plenty of others on the related links panel. If your boss gives you grief for watching them at work, ask him why he hates America.

 
gorgor 2009-07-01 02:18:45 PM  
Ashtrey: Maybe the creepiest product, but here's the creepiest ad.

whut?
http://tinyurl.com/mlzrg6
(copy and paste)

 
Nakito 2009-07-01 02:20:12 PM  
In related news, Ronald McDonald house has the appearance of a cheery, inviting home away from home rather than a grim dungeon of terminal despair.

 
PumpUpDaFark 2009-07-01 02:20:57 PM  
gorgor: Ashtrey: Maybe the creepiest product, but here's the creepiest ad.

whut?
http://tinyurl.com/mlzrg6
(copy and paste)


Holy Fark!

 
GreenSeaDrop 2009-07-01 02:22:02 PM  
gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/muw3z5
(copy and paste)


Every time I enter a gorgor link, i feel like a kid who just won a special prize farm3.static.flickr.com

You sir have an impressive collection.
/fav'd

 
NullReferenceException 2009-07-01 02:24:26 PM  
brightestfell: Ninevah Are you my mummy? *shudder*

found that in the comments who's fark handle is that ?


Came to the thread to post this. Disappointed that it wasn't posted sooner.

 
T.rex 2009-07-01 02:25:52 PM  
in-this-economy.com

 
radioman_ 2009-07-01 02:26:25 PM  
My Beagle Brothers Boys' Own Boil Lancer is up there, too.

 
raged 2009-07-01 02:26:35 PM  
gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/mlzrg6

Hahaha, i had forgotten about that one

 
redomega 2009-07-01 02:27:23 PM  
NuttierThanEver: How quickly we have forgottent the Disney camera thread with the camera that looked like that which we shall not name

Which I cannot find a link to dammit but someone must have saved it. It was greenlit to the main page for god sakes


as7.dsi.go.com

farm1.static.flickr.com

 
buckeyebrain 2009-07-01 02:30:00 PM  
Xenolith: Ashtrey: Maybe the creepiest product, but here's the creepiest ad.

WTF? Is that bra/panties or a bikini? Either way, that's just wrong. She looks what, 13 or 14 at the most? :-P


www.ljplus.ru

 
redomega 2009-07-01 02:30:23 PM  
NuttierThanEver: How quickly we have forgottent the Disney camera thread with the camera that looked like that which we shall not name

Which I cannot find a link to dammit but someone must have saved it. It was greenlit to the main page for god sakes


Pluto also imitates that which we shall not name...
images.wikia.com

 
ferretman 2009-07-01 02:30:33 PM  
gorgor: Ashtrey: Maybe the creepiest product, but here's the creepiest ad.

whut?
http://tinyurl.com/mlzrg6
(copy and paste)


In all fairness.....that was a photoshop and not an actual add.

 
Angry Buddha 2009-07-01 02:31:19 PM  
Who's the leader of the pack
who's made for Sarin V?
M-I-C, (siezures real soon!)
K-E-Y, (Why? Because we gassed you!)
M-O-U-S-Eeeeeeee!

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 02:31:34 PM  
Xenolith: Ashtrey: Maybe the creepiest product, but here's the creepiest ad.

WTF? Is that bra/panties or a bikini? Either way, that's just wrong. She looks what, 13 or 14 at the most? :-P


This. It's rather disturbing.

Vangor: Sweet evil jesus, after seeing the picture shudders ran down my spine. I imagine a time lost but seemingly empty suburb which a man finds himself in, only to stumble upon a few children alone in a house watching a rather garbled station continuously skipping and rewinding to play five seconds of a cartoon's opening melody. The foolish protagonist calls out to the children, who slowly turn to regard him in the nearby entrance, all wearing some variation of this mask to cover gaunt, unnatural features such as blank eyes and sharpened teeth, maws caked in dried human blood.

Scary ass mask.


This is why you never roam around alone in the post-apocalyptic suburbia. Those houses were never meant to resist nuclear fallout. You need at least an Beowulf to feel safe if you feel like scavving around there.

 
Gen. Apathy 2009-07-01 02:31:56 PM  
that mask reminds me of the pint-sized slasher mask from Fallout 3.

 
gorgor 2009-07-01 02:32:09 PM  
GreenSeaDrop: Every time I enter a gorgor link, i feel like a kid who just won a special prize

You sir have an impressive collection.
/fav'd


APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/lt6gfn
(copy and paste, PNSFW)

 
DaBishop 2009-07-01 02:32:52 PM  
CygnusDarius: This is why you never roam around alone in the post-apocalyptic suburbia. Those houses were never meant to resist nuclear fallout. You need at least an Beowulf to feel safe if you feel like scavving around there.

Well, how else do you find ammo and med kits?

 
gorgor 2009-07-01 02:33:14 PM  
ferretman: In all fairness.....that was a photoshop and not an actual add.

True, still funny :)

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 02:33:56 PM  
I just noticed something of the Disney... Errr, underwear ad. There's japanese letters at the lower left, so that explains a lot.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 02:34:54 PM  
DaBishop: CygnusDarius: This is why you never roam around alone in the post-apocalyptic suburbia. Those houses were never meant to resist nuclear fallout. You need at least an Beowulf to feel safe if you feel like scavving around there.

Well, how else do you find ammo and med kits?


Try hospitals and grocery stores. If they are from small towns, all the better.

Also, avoid the sewers like the plague.

 
dreadprophet 2009-07-01 02:36:22 PM  
CygnusDarius: Also, avoid the sewers like the plague.

Yeah, running into a Tank in the sewers is a real pain.

/wait, wrong game to reference

 
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