Pianist.

Bullshiat! I know at least 14 one-handed, one-hooked, piano player extraordinaires. In fact, 3 of them are Farkers.

fritopendejo: Bullshiat! I know at least 14 one-handed, one-hooked, piano player extraordinaires. In fact, 3 of them are Farkers.

I am a 14-handed hooker. It's a living.

So, does this end the 2nd trifecta of celebrity deaths, then? I've lost count.

He was a one-handed, one-hooked, flying piano player extraordinaire,
One-handed, one-hooked, flying piano player extraordinaire
A one-handed, one-hooked, flying piano player extraordinaire...

xanadian: So, does this end the 2nd trifecta of celebrity deaths, then? I've lost count.

Judging by the last few weeks, I think we're trying for a googlefecta.

Boritom: xanadian: So, does this end the 2nd trifecta of celebrity deaths, then? I've lost count.

Judging by the last few weeks, I think we're trying for a googlefecta.

I tried for a googlefecta and this is what I got. (new window)

World's only one-handed, one-hooked, piano player extraordinaire, flying purple people eater

Sure looked strange to me!

Mystery... It's a mystery...

Dr. Hook is dead?

\I thought that was a band.

PURPLE PEOPLE?

Distraught

Picked his nose with the wrong hand?

Moulty (new window) is not that impressed

He was a one hand, one hooked giant Purple Piano Player

As opposed to an ordinary one-handed, one-hooked piano player?

He liked his town... with a little drop of poison.

BKITU: World's only one-handed, one-hooked, piano player extraordinaire, flying purple people eater

Sure looked strange to me!

Wow - there is absolutely nothing too obscure for Fark!

Midknightwriter: He liked his town... with a little drop of poison.

Thank you. Came looking for a Shrek reference.

/inconsolable