Did something happen to Michael Jackson?

See, I've been away...

Sorry but me and the riding lawnmower could fit that right up. Do that a couple of times and they will knock that shiat off!


/you! off the lawn!
//have to stop a couple of extra times to empty the bag

He ought to put up a sign that reads "MJ would've loved high end electronics"

He needs to be more forceful.

Dr.Knockboots: He ought to put up a sign that reads "MJ would've loved high end electronics"

And a new car.

Well, he seems like a really nice guy, putting up with all of this hoopla.

In other news, Michael Jackson's cousin opens up a new store selling teddy bears and silk flowers in Gary, IN.

Is that where he discovered boy hoods?

Let's get this out of the way early shall we.....

.....A stuffed gorilla?

If the dude had a lick of sense, he would be auctioning off "tours" of the house from all of the idiots. There's bound to be people with far more money than brains in a crowd of MJ fans. (Set the minimum bid at $1,000 and see what the market would bear on E-Bay.)

Could probably retire off what that would generate.

Family members also asked him to collect photographs placed at the makeshift memorial, he said. The rest of the items will be donated to charities.

"We want to make sure the kids get them," he said.


He seems to have a good attitude about this ridiculous situation.

The people leaving stuff profess to "love" Michael Jackson, yet they trespass and litter on property where he hasn't lived for 30+ years. The cognitive dissonance is deafening.

Step 1. fark little boys.
Step 2. Die of a heart attack.
Step 3. Cousin profits?

The_Time_Master: Step 1. fark little boys.
Step 2. Die of a heart attack.
Step 3. Cousin profits?

Yeah, when Catholic priests die, their cousins clean up!

If you're going to leave toys and stuffed animals at dead celebrity memorials that you've never met (Michael Jackson, Diana, Heath Ledger, Spencer Pratt (God willing), etc.) instead, donate them to thrift stores or orphanages where they will actually be appreciated...

EvilEgg: Dr.Knockboots: He ought to put up a sign that reads "MJ would've loved high end electronics"

And a new car.

And a new house.

EvilEgg: Dr.Knockboots: He ought to put up a sign that reads "MJ would've loved high end electronics"

And a new car.

and hookers and blow

Lando Lincoln Well, he seems like a really nice guy, putting up with all of this hoopla.

Surprised me too. Not the usual jackasses one expects to see when coming across a headline like this.

Props to the guy

Dr.Knockboots: He ought to put up a sign that reads "MJ would've loved high end electronics it if his cousin got a BJ in the garage"

Michael would be touched...and by donating the toys to children...
In death as in life, MJ touches children.

/Window seat...and a bag of peanuts please.

lawboy87: If the dude had a lick of sense, he would be auctioning off "tours" of the house from all of the idiots. There's bound to be people with far more money than brains in a crowd of MJ fans. (Set the minimum bid at $1,000 and see what the market would bear on E-Bay.)

Could probably retire off what that would generate.

Hell yes. He even has a business model that has already been successfully implemented in Memphis for the past 25 or so years.

KingKauff: EvilEgg: Dr.Knockboots: He ought to put up a sign that reads "MJ would've loved high end electronics"

And a new car.

and hookers and blow

And little boys...

Ponzholio: If you're going to leave toys and stuffed animals at dead celebrity memorials that you've never met (Michael Jackson, Diana, Heath Ledger, Spencer Pratt (God willing), etc.) instead, donate them to thrift stores or orphanages where they will actually be appreciated...

Leave common sense out of this.

/he made thriller

lawboy87: If the dude had a lick of sense, he would be auctioning off "tours" of the house from all of the idiots. There's bound to be people with far more money than brains in a crowd of MJ fans. (Set the minimum bid at $1,000 and see what the market would bear on E-Bay.)

Could probably retire off what that would generate.

I suppose if the fans are rabid enough....

/Gary is a shiathole

The rest of the items will be donated to charities.

"We want to make sure the kids get them," he said.

Glad to hear that. Not sure how much fun children will have with silk flowers, but it's the thought that counts, right?

People that do this would make the world a better place if they died too.

Ponzholio: If you're going to leave toys and stuffed animals at dead celebrity memorials that you've never met (Michael Jackson, Diana, Heath Ledger, Spencer Pratt (God willing), etc.) instead, donate them the money you would have spent on them to thrift stores or orphanages where they will actually be appreciated...

FTFY

Ponzholio

If you're going to leave toys and stuffed animals at dead celebrity memorials that you've never met (Michael Jackson, Diana, Heath Ledger, Spencer Pratt (God willing), etc.) instead, donate them to thrift stores or orphanages where they will actually be appreciated...


If you're going to make self-righteous comments, you probably should RTFA first.

Hint: the stuff is already earmarked for charity.

Man person who currently lives owns in Michael Jackson's boyhood home is about to make some serious cash.

trollus_and_cressida: Lando Lincoln Well, he seems like a really nice guy, putting up with all of this hoopla.

Surprised me too. Not the usual jackasses one expects to see when coming across a headline like this.

Props to the guy

Agreed. Plus, he's bagging up all the "stuff" left behind and donating it to different charities. Pretty damn classy. At the very best, I'd expect him to hire some lackey to do the collecting and what not. Very impressed with this guy.

justanotherfarkinfarker:

/he made thriller

Give John Landis some credit, he co-wrote and produced it.

Gary, Indiana a shiathole? THAT my friend is an insult to shiatholes around the world.

Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: Hell yes. He even has a business model that has already been successfully implemented in Memphis for the past 25 or so years.

Oh, hell no. I was stuck in town during the 20th anniversary of Elvis's death, and the "candlelight vigil" was the creepiest damn thing I've ever seen. Scientologists, Moonies, Branch Davidians - they have nothing on Elvis fanatics.

If Thulsa Doom could play guitar, this would've been his crowd.

dobedobeDUE: Gary, Indiana a shiathole? THAT my friend is an insult to shiatholes around the world.

It's better than French Lick or Hanover

I'd just have the salvation army park a donation truck in the driveway and toss all of that stuff in the truck as soon as the people left.

Ponzholio: If you're going to leave toys and stuffed animals at dead celebrity memorials that you've never met (Michael Jackson, Diana, Heath Ledger, Spencer Pratt (God willing), etc.) instead, donate them to thrift stores or orphanages where they will actually be appreciated...

"Family members also asked him to collect photographs placed at the makeshift memorial, he said. The rest of the items will be donated to charities. We want to make sure the kids get them"

justanotherfarkinfarker: /he made thriller

Which inspired this.

KingKauff: dobedobeDUE: Gary, Indiana a shiathole? THAT my friend is an insult to shiatholes around the world.

It's better than French Lick or Hanover

Are those murder capitals too?

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: justanotherfarkinfarker:

/he made thriller

Give John Landis some credit, he co-wrote and produced it.

NO, John Landis co-wrote and produced the video. The SONG was Micahel's.

/was a screaming teenager at a concert in 1986 -- long before little boys were touched!

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sorry but me and the riding lawnmower could fit that right up. Do that a couple of times and they will knock that shiat off!


/you! off the lawn!
//have to stop a couple of extra times to empty the bag

I would say he should just hire a bunch of you old Fark'ers to go over there and sit on the porch...

By yard work, you mean sweeping up the broken bottles. 'Cause there isn't a blade of grass to be found in that picture.

GalFriday: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: justanotherfarkinfarker:

/he made thriller

Give John Landis some credit, he co-wrote and produced it.

NO, John Landis co-wrote and produced the video. The SONG was Micahel's.

/was a screaming teenager at a concert in 1986 -- long before little boys were touched!

Your priest took you to the show?

KingKauff: dobedobeDUE: Gary, Indiana a shiathole? THAT my friend is an insult to shiatholes around the world.

It's better than French Lick or Hanover

KingKauff: dobedobeDUE: Gary, Indiana a shiathole? THAT my friend is an insult to shiatholes around the world.

It's better than French Lick or Hanover

BIDEN: I come from Scranton, Pennsylvania and that's as hardscrabble a place as you're gonna find. I'll show you around some time and you'll see. It's a hellhole. An absolute jerkwater of a town. You couldn't stand to spend a weekend there. It is just an awful, awful sad place filled with sad desperate people with no ambition. Nobody, and I mean nobody, but me has ever come out of that place. It's a genetic cesspool. So don't be telling me that I'm part of the Washington elite because I come from the absolute worst place on Earth: Scranton, Pennsylvania. And Wilmington Delaware isn't much better.

KingKauff: dobedobeDUE: Gary, Indiana a shiathole? THAT my friend is an insult to shiatholes around the world.

It's better than French Lick or Hanover

I want what you're smoking.

GalFriday: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: justanotherfarkinfarker:

/he made thriller

Give John Landis some credit, he co-wrote and produced it.

NO, John Landis co-wrote and produced the video. The SONG was Micahel's.

/was a screaming teenager at a concert in 1986 -- long before little boys were touched!

Actually, the song was written by Rod Temperton.

NASAM: KingKauff: dobedobeDUE: Gary, Indiana a shiathole? THAT my friend is an insult to shiatholes around the world.

It's better than French Lick or Hanover

I want what you're smoking.

Are you sure you do? apparently, it will make you post dumb ass comments (according to some) and causes certain farkers to iggie you.

Vangor:
Glad to hear that. Not sure how much fun children will have with silk flowers, but it's the thought that counts, right?

Better than the pearl necklaces they usually get from MJ.

Ponzholio: If you're going to leave toys and stuffed animals at dead celebrity memorials that you've never met (Michael Jackson, Diana, Heath Ledger, Spencer Pratt (God willing), etc.) instead, donate them to thrift stores or orphanages where they will actually be appreciated...

That's what the man is doing with 'em. But yeah, making some 50-year-old dude play janitor for days and protect his house from (essentially) looting is kind of dickish. He seems to be in a good humor about it, though.

That can't be Michael Jackson's cousin. The guy in the photo looks black.

Dr.Knockboots: He ought to put up a sign that reads "MJ would've loved high end electronics"

LOL!!!

Xerxes99: Let's get this out of the way early shall we.....

.....A stuffed gorilla?

She's black, so its okay.

lawboy87: If the dude had a lick of sense, he would be auctioning off "tours" of the house from all of the idiots. There's bound to be people with far more money than brains in a crowd of MJ fans. (Set the minimum bid at $1,000 and see what the market would bear on E-Bay.)

Could probably retire off what that would generate.

Imagine the twisted irony if he were to charge people a fortune to sleep in Michael Jackson's bedroom.