The man has garage sale gold.

All he needs is a connection in a different town to sell the stuff for him.

Has anyone seen Latoya since he died? Me neither. Looks like my theory was, in fact, true.

Bufu: Did something happen to Michael Jackson?

See, I've been away...

Done in one by the way. Thread Over.

It would be a good time to sell the property.

KingKauff: Has anyone seen Latoya since he died? Me neither. Looks like my theory was, in fact, true.

+1.... I fartled

Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: GalFriday: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: justanotherfarkinfarker:

/he made thriller

Give John Landis some credit, he co-wrote and produced it.

NO, John Landis co-wrote and produced the video. The SONG was Micahel's.

/was a screaming teenager at a concert in 1986 -- long before little boys were touched!

Actually, the song was written by Rod Temperton.

And produced by Quincy Jones.

I wonder if he can just store them in a secret bedroom?

Get these motherfarkin' chotchskies off my motherfarkin' lawn.

KingKauff: Has anyone seen Latoya since he died? Me neither. Looks like my theory was, in fact, true.

Because she died in 2007.

They did this with a dumpster baby at my college.
HEY IDIOTS! THOSE TOYS AND THE MONEY AND ENERGY SPENT COULD BE BETTER USED BY THE CHILDREN AT THE ABUSED FAMILY CENTER!!!
They actually stationed cops there to stop us from taking the LITTER (yes, it's litter) and giving it to the Goodwill, domestic violence center or other charity. It was out in the elements so once the sun set the animals could get at them. And it rained that week.

Proud2B_American: Michael would be touched...and by donating the toys to children...
In death as in life, MJ touches children.

/Window seat...and a bag of peanuts please.

Hilarious! Good job.

Tatsuhiko: I would say he should just hire a bunch of you old Fark'ers to go over there and sit on the porch...

I wish! But the judge says that they cant come within 60 feet of where children gather.

I'd have two tables set up. One for those looking to leave gifts in remembrance, and one for people looking to buy memorabilia...

Only in America can you be born a poor black man and die a rich white woman..

So the article doesn't quite explain the arrangement there.

Does he own this home?

If so, seems like a nice guy doing this out of the goodness of his heart.

But the article calls him a caretaker. So is he actually paid to watch MJ's childhood home or live there for free under some agreement or something?

Does MJ's estate actually own this home? His quote about "Somebody's got to stay here" makes me think his job is looking after this home.

If so, he's just doing his job as a small time representative of a multi-million dollar brand.

D-Liver: Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: GalFriday: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: justanotherfarkinfarker:

/he made thriller

Give John Landis some credit, he co-wrote and produced it.

NO, John Landis co-wrote and produced the video. The SONG was Micahel's.

/was a screaming teenager at a concert in 1986 -- long before little boys were touched!

Actually, the song was written by Rod Temperton.

And produced by Quincy Jones.



Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

lukelightning: KingKauff: Has anyone seen Latoya since he died? Me neither. Looks like my theory was, in fact, true.

Because she died in 2007.

Must have been Zombie La Toya tha came the hospital then. Not that you can really tell the difference

Gonzo317: lukelightning: KingKauff: Has anyone seen Latoya since he died? Me neither. Looks like my theory was, in fact, true.

Because she died in 2007.

Must have been Zombie La Toya that came to the hospital. Not that you can really tell the difference.

Fixed it myself.

Gonzo317:
Must have been Zombie La Toya tha came the hospital then. Not that you can really tell the difference

Darn it, I am trying to spread the rumor that she died in 2007. Next step: Wikipedia!

Bufu: Did something happen to Michael Jackson?

See, I've been away...

Where did you go? I'd like to go there NOW!!!

Gonzo317: lukelightning: KingKauff: Has anyone seen Latoya since he died? Me neither. Looks like my theory was, in fact, true.

Because she died in 2007.

Must have been Zombie La Toya tha came the hospital then. Not that you can really tell the difference

LaToya is still alive but have you seen Sandra Bullock anywhere? That's my theory.

The Onion was on this back in 2001. "Site of fatal auto accident tritely commemorated" (new window):

Gawd this is hilarious.

Whenever people start stacking the teddy bears and mounding the flowers, I always ask wtf? I mean, I know that everybody wants to express how they think that they've been affected by something that they've heard about (as opposed to something experienced directly and personally), but I wonder if that lady with the big gorilla (see photo in the farking article) could put her money and time to better use...hell, I don't know, making a donation or volunteering with a worthwhile cause in her community or giving that gorilla to a toy drive.

This reminds me back to the weeks and months after Flight 93 went down outside of Shanksville, PA. People were coming to the site and leaving, in addition to the usual flowers and teddy bears, all manner of garbage and rubbish. One night on the news, a person representing the National Park Service said that some people were leaving stuff like old sinks and broken fridges and he said that they couldn't throw the items away (for use in a memorial later) so they were paying to store them in large containers.

Madness.

If someone dies by getting mauled by a bear, is it appropriate to leave teddy bears at the memorial?

Gonzo317: lukelightning: KingKauff: Has anyone seen Latoya since he died? Me neither. Looks like my theory was, in fact, true.

Because she died in 2007.

Must have been Zombie La Toya tha came the hospital then. Not that you can really tell the difference

jesus is that shopped? yikes. maybe latoya DID die, and MJ is just assuming her identity.
the head is TERROR!! giant and odd!

but those look like very large bewbs

lukelightning: If someone dies by getting mauled by a bear, is it appropriate to leave teddy bears at the memorial?

Mandatory.

Ponzholio: If you're going to leave toys and stuffed animals at dead celebrity memorials that you've never met (Michael Jackson, Diana, Heath Ledger, Spencer Pratt (God willing), etc.) instead, donate them to thrift stores or orphanages where they will actually be appreciated...

I'm guessing most of that will be donated to thrift stores anyhow.

Unless his family decides to sell it in an auction to some obsessed fan or Todd McFarlane

I swear to God I'd pay $1000 to see him walk outside, pour gasoline all over that pile of stuffed animals, and light it on fire. Extra $500 if he then would roast a hot dog over it.

I am so tired of these idiots--the guy was a pedophile--leaving toys is like leaving cookies at jeff dahmer's grave

jayhawk88: I swear to God I'd pay $1000 to see him walk outside, pour gasoline all over that pile of stuffed animals, and light it on fire. Extra $500 if he then would roast a hot dog over it.

Another $500 if he eats it with relish.

Bufu: Did something happen to Michael Jackson?

See, I've been away...

I wish he would DIE.

Oh, He did,,,,,,,,, Thank you God!!

Ponzholio: If you're going to leave toys and stuffed animals at dead celebrity memorials that you've never met (Michael Jackson, Diana, Heath Ledger, Spencer Pratt (God willing), etc.) instead, donate them to thrift stores or orphanages where they will actually be appreciated... save your money and buy beer instead.

Soooo, where were all of these supporters when Michael was being crucified and almost bankrupted over accusations of being a child molester?

I don't recall anyone but some star friends of his standing up for him when the witch hunters were determined to hang him by his balls for a crime I seriously doubt he committed.

With all of these supporters, had they sent in $1.00 each, he would not have had to close Neverland and auction off property to pay his hideously high legal bills.

Michael was an eccentric. I do not believe he was actually a child molester. There is a real mental condition where adults have problems blending into adult society and tend to seek solace in childlike fantasies where things are simpler and nicer. They enjoy the company of children, since kids tend not to act as firmly and bluntly as adults.

Chances are, had his fans supported him more during those trying times, he might have been healthier and still be alive today.

BTW. I'm not a big fan of his work, but I found the feeding frenzy over his child molestation accusations to be disgusting and deliberately hyped for television ratings.

PumpUpDaFark: jayhawk88: I swear to God I'd pay $1000 to see him walk outside, pour gasoline all over that pile of stuffed animals, and light it on fire. Extra $500 if he then would roast a hot dog over it.

Another $500 if he eats it with relish.

And wash it all down with a nice refreshing glass of Jesus Juice.

I used tolive in Gary, IN so I'm getting a kick...
/no seriously, I did
//so did my mother
///they didn't go to Westside High

Contrabulous Flabtraption: People that do this would make the world a better place if they died too.

God yes. If I lived there, I'd set fire to all that stuff and have security 24/7 to make them stay off my lawn!!

Gonzo317: lukelightning: KingKauff: Has anyone seen Latoya since he died? Me neither. Looks like my theory was, in fact, true.

Because she died in 2007.

Must have been Zombie La Toya tha came the hospital then. Not that you can really tell the difference

that looks more like Joe's head with a wig

Article says the dude is 50? This should end well.

I hope the man donates the stuffed animals to charities so children can get some use from them.

Just wait 6 months, claim the 'ghost' of MJ is haunting the house, charge $100 a night for people to come and try to communicate with him.

Brilliant. Idea is patent pending. I get 90% royalties.

If I owned that place, I'd put it on the market the day Michael died. That guy could make a killing right now.

lukelightning: If someone dies by getting mauled by a bear, is it appropriate to leave teddy bears at the memorial?

If that's the case, shouldn't folks be leaving Tickle Me Elmo Timmy dolls here instead

KingKauff: Has anyone seen Latoya since he died? Me neither. Looks like my theory was, in fact, true.

This.

Michael is Latoya.

He should sell tours of the house for $1,000 a pop. There's enough retards out there to retire on.

FTFA - Fossett said he would deliver two large posters signed by fans to the Jackson family when he travels to Los Angeles for the funeral. Family members also asked him to collect photographs placed at the makeshift memorial, he said. The rest of the items will be donated to charities.

"We want to make sure the kids get them," he said.

Nice to see some good come out of this.

Xerxes99: Let's get this out of the way early shall we.....

.....A stuffed gorilla?

Yeah, and what's that black fuzzy thing she's holding?

I would have that damn house on ebay before you could say "do you want a lollypop". Now is the time to sell that biatch!