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(Contact Music) Sad It's all over for Cliff Richard's conservatory, as the artist may have to bulldoze the addition to his house due to not securing permission from the planning committee. They're probably going to build an overpass instead   (contactmusic.com) divider line 22
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NuttierThanEver [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 11:14:32 AM  
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Cliff Richards???!!!???

 
nitroglycerine 2009-07-01 11:22:23 AM  
Oh, Cliff
Sometimes it must be difficult not to feel as if
You really are a Cliff
When fascists keep trying to push you over it
Are they the lemmings?
Or are you Cliff?
Or are you, Cliff?

 
NYRBill 2009-07-01 11:26:05 AM  
FTFA: Initially, Richard was reportedly told official authorisation would not be required - but he later applied for retrospective planning permission at the $4.9 million (£3 million) mansion.

sounds like he has a good argument

 
kanesays 2009-07-01 11:30:24 AM  
Fascist bully boys!

//Leave Cliff alone
///loves me The Young Ones threads

 
stpickrell 2009-07-01 11:54:30 AM  
See, this is what happens when people don't talk anymore.

 
EvilEgg [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 11:58:56 AM  
The only reason to have a conservatory is to be able to murder someone with a candlestick.

 
Argoran 2009-07-01 12:01:01 PM  
Of course they're going to build an overpass! The plans have been on display for the past six months!

 
CarnySaur 2009-07-01 12:37:33 PM  
Honestly - you'd think "Devil Woman" had never been written!

 
derwoodcrash 2009-07-01 12:53:26 PM  
Madness!

 
unfarkingbelievable 2009-07-01 12:54:51 PM  
Should have enlisted the powers of the Devil Woman.

 
Uzzah 2009-07-01 01:34:17 PM  
That's the way it always starts...

 
stpickrell 2009-07-01 01:40:20 PM  
unfarkingbelievable: Should have enlisted the powers of the Devil Woman.

+1

 
mfaby 2009-07-01 01:58:27 PM  
Cliff Richards and the Planning Committee?


It's funny how they don't talk anymore.

 
Badgers 2009-07-01 02:24:47 PM  
But the star has been left devastated after the local council's planning committee ruled it should never have been erected in the first place.

That wouldn't have been the first erection that Sir Cliff had seen.

 
mekkab [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-01 03:17:32 PM  
kanesays: ///loves me The Young Ones threads

BORING!

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npt 2009-07-01 05:42:06 PM  
The lentils!

 
Danarchy84 2009-07-01 07:12:35 PM  
He should nail himself to a cross on the front of his house and sing "Living Doll" in protest.

/have the Young Ones references been done to death yet?

 
BohemianGraham 2009-07-01 07:33:03 PM  
newsimg.bbc.co.uk

/hot hot hot
//jumping on the cliche train

 
Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H. 2009-07-01 08:00:03 PM  
Danarchy84: He tried, but there was no way he could hammer the last nail in.

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2009-07-01 08:49:14 PM  
And I thought I was going to be disappointed


\\I won't say anything because no one ever listens to me anyway. I might as well be a Leonard Cohen record.

 
Michal 2009-07-01 10:12:28 PM  
RICK: What's the difference? There'll be plenty of chicks for these tigers on the road to the Promised Land. This is it! It's really happening! Who needs qualifications? Who cares about Thatcher and unemployment?! We can do just exactly whatever we want to do! And you know why? Because we're Young Ones. Bachelor boys! Crazy, mad, wild-eyed, big-bottomed anarchists!! [Rick gazes ahead in horror]

Look out!! CLIFF!!!

[The bus plows through a Cliff Richard billboard and over an enormous man-made cliff, crashing down hundreds of feet.]

VYVYAN, MIKE, RICK, NEIL: [together] Whew! That was close!

[The bus explodes]

source: Link (new window)

 
Michal 2009-07-01 10:20:53 PM  
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