Made of win. I will have to put this up on the blog. Man, I laughed all through this!

that was extremely clever.

imagine that idea being pitched to an american carrier. it just wouldn't happen.

I think they should just make an entire video of the brunette blowing into the tube.

Mentat: I think they should just make an entire video of the brunette blowing into the tube.



Otto likes the cut of your jib sir.

Niiiice.

I pressed play before i had a chance to power up my speakers. Then i heard that horrid accent and had to ctrl-F4.

The dark haired chick gave me a boner. I said boner with an NZ accent. It sounded awesome.

Subby apparently has not left parents' basement. Yeah, I've been on inter-continental flights, but even if they were butt-ugly (the flight attendants), the accent alone would leave the sexual-starved wriggling in their seats and requesting for an extra blanket. Really, Lucas or Jackson fan-boys, is this news????

If you want me to put down my book to hear the same spiel, again, tits or gtfo.

/Please remain seated and calm while waiting for your neck to be snapped upon impact. Your seat cushion will be used to identify your lifeless corpse from the hundreds of others scattered around the wreckage; it saves on paperwork. We realize you have a choice in carriers, and it would appear you made the wrong one, now have some oxygen...

snuff3r: I pressed play before i had a chance to power up my speakers. Then i heard that horrid accent and had to ctrl-F4.

I was like..."Accent...huh, what..." and then I read your profile as being from AUS. Not fair!, mind you.....

Would like to see the redhead here in body paint... or out of it. Wag that finger at me some more.

I was like..."Accent...huh, what..." and then I read your profile as being from AUS. Not fair!, mind you...

Yeah, the debate over the correct pronounciation of "fish and chips" as well as the conventional use of sheep has led to a national rivalry that dwarfs US vs Canada.

Did anyone else read "bloody paint"?

That kind of freaked me out.

Nice to see that male airline cabin crew are 'heermasexuls' which ever country they're from.

I just stopped by to mock their accents*.

Not really, love the accent. That girl and those guys were cute, and would fly with them anywhere. But why in hell didn't they have the vid of body painted Flight attendants? Or is it there and adp or script block is blocking it?

*hoping that a third season of "Flight of the Conchords" is on the way.

snuff3r: Then i heard that horrid accent and had to ctrl-F4.

My God, the kiwi accent makes my ears bleed. The only thing worse is a Massachusetts Townie accent.

moops: snuff3r: Then i heard that horrid accent and had to ctrl-F4.

My God, the kiwi accent makes my ears bleed. The only thing worse is a Massachusetts Townie accent.


pahk the cah in havahrd yahrd?

Unobtanium: Would like to see the redhead here in body paint... or out of it. Wag that finger at me some more.

I hate you so much. I watched the whole damned video...

She has to be an android or something.

SpinStopper:
Unobtanium: Would like to see the redhead here in body paint... or out of it. Wag that finger at me some more.

I hate you so much. I watched the whole damned video...

She has to be an android or something.

That mouth :O

They covered up all the best bits of the girls. I've seen more skin at a Baptist picnic.

/never been to a Baptist picnic

Moonk: pahk the cah in havahrd yahrd?

More like 'Pahk the cah in the havahd yahd'. All r's that don't begin a word are silent in the Massachusets language.

Also, 'wikkid hahd'. Because my husband finds that phrase even funnier.

/Yes, it's a beer.
//Yes, he drank it when he was in Boston.

If you want a sexy accent try South African(not sure on the specific region that the girl was from).

I'm super serial.

Moonk: moops: snuff3r: Then i heard that horrid accent and had to ctrl-F4.

My God, the kiwi accent makes my ears bleed. The only thing worse is a Massachusetts Townie accent.


pahk the cah in havahrd yahrd?

That's more of a Boston Brahmin. The townies are much, much worse.

/sometimes wonder why I stayed here after college...

Big lips, fire crotch yeah i can fap to this SFW instructional flight video.

The media is slow to catch up to this one. I saw this ad on Youtube like three months ago.

/Came for hot flight attendants
//left dissapointed
// cept that nz brunette in the video

Seeing as Air NZ has the ugliest uniform for stewardesses that I have ever seen, this is a huge improvement.

moops My God, the kiwi accent makes my ears bleed. The only thing worse is a Massachusetts Townie accent.

There's nothing worse than A Mass accent. I just don't get it. I grew up here but I don't have an accent and none of my friends or relatives do. Where the hell does it come from?

Anyway, I thought this film was really cute. I'm amazed that nobody has complained "My children might see this!!!" "Bare Breasts!" (yeah, yeah, I know you can't see them, but I think with some people hinting at things upsets them.) This film would NEVER be OK on any US airlines.

On my first trip to Germany, I had to fly back on the Austrian airline. The flight crew was awesome. Most of them were pretty hot and a couple of them were almost supermodel hot. Their jackets,skirts and stockings were all red and they were very professional. On my connecting flight from DC to Austin I flew AA and man it was like night and day. The flight attendant could barely get the freakin seatbelt around herself when she squeezed herself into the crew takeoff seat. I just flew back from Austin to Germany on AA and that crew was nothing to brag about either. U.S. airlines suck arse.

"If it doesn't inflate enough, you can blow into the mouthpiece"


*FAP*

Moonk: pahk the cah in havahrd yahrd?

Gwab fouhty dollihs aff my dressa, rundown the packy en get me a cahtona mahbroze.

Bitter Barn: There's nothing worse than A Mass accent. I just don't get it. I grew up here but I don't have an accent and none of my friends or relatives do. Where the hell does it come from?

Are you college educated?

Meh...

Still boring, except the flamer made me giggle abit.

That brunette was hot.

Why did they blur that sweet ass at the end? DAMMIT!

Expose thine teats or remove thyself! (Tits or GTFO)

Bitter Barn: moops My God, the kiwi accent makes my ears bleed. The only thing worse is a Massachusetts Townie accent.

There's nothing worse than A Mass accent. I just don't get it. I grew up here but I don't have an accent and none of my friends or relatives do. Where the hell does it come from?


It's just a variation on the common non-rhotic accent that's found in the English language in several parts of the country/world. It came from the British, so blame them.

When you live in Mass for a while, it's funny how different the accent can become.

You have the older, Beacon Hill type nasal thing where one says "hahve" instead of "half." Then you have the 128 belt and Woostah" but the central Mass crowd is stuck on "Wistah." And the only reason the 128 people don't know how the central Mass people say it is because none of them have actually been outside of 128.

/and then there are the Mainiacs who are just out of control
//"time tah change tha earl in tha truck, befah we head downeast"

Put her up front while you do the safety dog and pony show and I'll be all up in that like a fat kid on an oreo.

/yes, NSFW

I'm sad. No Deltalina?

Ryanair has a stewardess (SFW) who probably wouldn't mind taking her clothes off to make a safety video, Edita Schindlerova.

I think it was very clever and cheeky of them.

Good stuff

The mind recoils in horror at the thought of Air Canada implementing this policy.

/Hot(ty)

Actual instructions from flight attendant on my flight from Chicago to Mobile: "Please turn off all blackberries, strawberries, weedwackers and other electronic devices."

How is that my work blocks even this? Is the entire nation of NZ really THAT bad?

I am now in my full upright and locked position. Please, Delta, hire her away from Air New Zealand.

misanthropic1: If you want me to put down my book to hear the same spiel, again, tits or gtfo.

/Please remain seated and calm while waiting for your neck to be snapped upon impact. Your seat cushion will be used to identify your lifeless corpse from the hundreds of others scattered around the wreckage; it saves on paperwork. We realize you have a choice in carriers, and it would appear you made the wrong one, now have some oxygen...

Air France?

/I never pay attention to the flight videos anymore. 20 years of flying will do that, I suppose.

Sorry those guys didn't turn me on.... They need less body paint.

EZ Writer: How is that my work blocks even this? Is the entire nation of NZ really THAT bad?

Maybe it's your work that is bad.

EZ Writer: How is that my work blocks even this? Is the entire nation of NZ really THAT bad?

In some eyes it is yes... In my eyes no it isn't that bad. There isn't any titty shots there for you to stare at.