Cool story bro.

thanks bro

So, is he gonna get custody of the kids?

Way to go brah.

no prob brah ;) i'm all about zee monkeys...

tmo10: no prob brah ;) i'm all about zee monkeys...

I heard that when MJ chewed gum, he liked to blow Bubbles.

lol - ain't seen him in a while

Why would they send him to a Great Ape Sanctuary? I knew Bubbles, and on his best day he was only fair to middling! I tell you that chimp was a chump!



OHHHH LANCEY!

No. No I wasn't.

Why did Micheal Jackson sit on the jet in his hot tub?

He liked taking Bubbles up the ass.

Dear lord i hate monkeys - almost as much as clowns

That's an FFG if I've ever seen one.

MJ just LOVED to blow bubbles

At least he didn't keep him till he ripped someones face off.

/Only dumbasses keep pet chimps.

Mike loved blowing bubbles

brap: Why would they send him to a Great Ape Sanctuary? I knew Bubbles, and on his best day he was only fair to middling! I tell you that chimp was a chump!



OHHHH LANCEY!

Best.
Show.
Ever.

Now we'll be all set if someone could find Macaulay Culkin's career.

muck4doo: At least he didn't keep him till he ripped someones face off.

/Only dumbasses keep pet chimps.

Hmmm.... I take that back. Maybe Bubbles did tear off Jackos nose.

muck4doo: At least he didn't keep him till he ripped someones face off.

Have you ever seen a photo of Michael Jackson?

Y'know, maybe Jackson's facial surgery wasn't elective. Perhaps bubbles tore Michael's face off in a fit of rage like that chimp a couple months ago.

NOW I understand who tore off Michael's face all those years ago! It all makes sense.

Godscrack: That's an FFG if I've ever seen one.

Flying Firecrotch Guillotine?

skinink: Now we'll be all set if someone could find Macaulay Culkin's career.

NO! We don't want a comeback by that kid!

I think the family should have Bubbles serve as a pall bearer.

When Bubbles became too large to be handled by Jackson,

Don't you mean "too old"?

Has anyone mentioned yet that the chimp may have torn off MJ's face?

suck it Jeff Koons

Subby gets a Two Fark penalty for misuse of the Florida tag.

Sure the place is in Florida but since it's function is to care for tropical animals, it makes sense to put it in Florida.

There's a funny joke about how MJ liked to blow bubbles... not sure if you guys heard it yet.

Michael Jackson liked to blow bubbles.

Get it? The monkey is named Bubbles, and MJ liked to "blow" bubbles, as in perform oral sex on the monkey.

Blowing Bubbles
http://tinyurl.com/lol6br
(copy and paste, PNSFW)

Why in Gods name should I worry about Bubbles...

ultraholland: When Bubbles became too large to be handled by Jackson,

Don't you mean "too old"?

Beat me to it, you sumbich!

But I will say this: Seriously, can you imagine Michael and his meek, girly persona trying to deal with an impudent chimp? I'm sure Bubbles was thrown/kicked on more than one occasion, and was probably scared sh*tless by Michael having a MASSIVE TIZZY about something the poor chimp did.

...and I'm sure Bubbles was gettin into the "Jesus Juice".

keymastr: There's a funny joke about how MJ liked to blow bubbles... not sure if you guys heard it yet.

Michael Jackson liked to blow bubbles.

Get it? The monkey is named Bubbles, and MJ liked to "blow" bubbles, as in perform oral sex on the monkey.

ZOMG! I just "got" that! That's certainly zany!

Wonder no More

TMZ is reporting Stevie Wonder is dead?

keymastr: There's a funny joke about how MJ liked to blow bubbles... not sure if you guys heard it yet.

Michael Jackson liked to blow bubbles.

Get it? The monkey is named Bubbles, and MJ liked to "blow" bubbles, as in perform oral sex on the monkey.

my favorite part was when the words meant one thing but something else as well.

Thank God the mystery of where Bubbles went has been solved.

FTA: Turns out he's in Wauchula

I wonder if he can see Russia from his cage.

/blowing bubbles, face torn off, etc

I'm just surprised it wasn't an animal equivalent of a home for abused boys...

//shudder.
//because brackets aren't no good here.

FTFA:
When Bubbles became too large to be handled by Jackson,

WHUT?

gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/lol6br

Ahh, to be young and flexible..

sirrerun: Wonder no More

TMZ is reporting Stevie Wonder is dead?

Don't say it, don't even think it! Take that out of the universe now!!

/lalalalaIcanthearyou

FTA: It costs an average of $43 a day (or $16,000 per year), to care for a single great ape at the refuge with apes having a life expectancy of 50 years or more.

Why does it cost $43 per day to care for a monkey? If you eliminate rent, etc, it doesn't cost that much per day for a human to live.

I hope they provide counseling for victims of sexual abuse, because I'm pretty sure Bubbles needs it.

"All support for the care of Bubbles has come from our members and individual contributors who care about the welfare of our primate residents."

So Michael didn't set up Bubbles for a lifetime? The "members" did?

excellent average: FTA: It costs an average of $43 a day (or $16,000 per year), to care for a single great ape at the refuge with apes having a life expectancy of 50 years or more.

Why does it cost $43 per day to care for a monkey? If you eliminate rent, etc, it doesn't cost that much per day for a human to live.

Because Peta demands that animal lives are worth more than human lives, thus have to pay for them to have large dedicated staffs of vets and caretakers.

brap: Why would they send him to a Great Ape Sanctuary? I knew Bubbles, and on his best day he was only fair to middling! I tell you that chimp was a chump!

OHHHH LANCEY!

I used to live 2 doors down from the Producer of Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp when it was running back in the early 70's. I had a crush on his daughter.