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(Contact Music) Stupid Evan Rachel Wood lectures Bono and The Edge about making depressing music. In related news, Bono and The Edge don't take Evan Rachel Wood to task for dating Marilyn Manson   (contactmusic.com) divider line 69
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Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-06-30 10:32:01 AM  
To be fair, I'd much rather spend a night hanging out with Marilyn Manson that I would with Bono

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2009-06-30 10:58:26 AM  
Don't worry about the music, honey. That play will close almost before it opens.

 
Marisyana 2009-06-30 11:38:37 AM  
To be fair Brian doesn't look bad without the makeup. But he's got the schtick going so he can't stop now.

/won't call him Marilyn

 
MoonTheLoon 2009-06-30 11:39:33 AM  
Besides schtupping Manson, who is this chick again?

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-06-30 11:39:46 AM  
Shut up and just be pretty.

/you already have the world at your feet.
//leave my music alone.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-06-30 11:42:22 AM  
Redhead and twenty-two years old and gorgeous.

/yeah, leave my music alone, pls.
//it's all some of us have, kthx.

 
bobguy64 2009-06-30 11:42:33 AM  
"It's a Beautiful day"

Darn morbid lyrics....

/gonna go kick a puppy...

 
genzoman 2009-06-30 11:42:46 AM  
wow, she has progressively gotten less attractive.

 
TSE 2009-06-30 11:43:38 AM  
Tatsuma: To be fair, I'd much rather spend a night hanging out with Marilyn Manson that I would with Bono

Depends on what kind of fun you're looking for... getting bombed on wine and having long-winded philosophical conversations about spirituality and art, or... hookers and blow. And 27 televisions on at once. Oh who am I kidding, the choice is obvious.

 
JohnnyCanuck 2009-06-30 11:50:55 AM  
I think she is a terrible actress. I felt she nearly ruined "The Wrestler". Good thing she did not have much screen time or that movie would have gone from better than average, to unwatchable.

 
Zombie Eater 2009-06-30 11:52:41 AM  
Spiderman musicals: serious business.

 
swahnhennessy 2009-06-30 11:53:54 AM  
A lesser man would have told her to go f*ck herself. Or gotten her fired. Uppity cast telling the songwriter what to do in a Broadway production...

I probably sound pretty gay.

 
Rapmaster2000 2009-06-30 11:55:09 AM  
Marilyn Manson tries way too hard.

 
mrEdude 2009-06-30 11:59:16 AM  
Yeah if she thinks U2 is more depressing than hack Manson
she really is an idiot.

/which is fine
//nobody is expecting much, honey

 
roughridersfan 2009-06-30 11:59:31 AM  
genzoman: wow, she has progressively gotten less attractive.

I agree. She has natural beauty and doesn't need to wear so much crappy makeup.

 
deadspace 2009-06-30 12:00:32 PM  
/came for the pictures
// was disappointed

 
TheSup3rN0va 2009-06-30 12:02:39 PM  
ttiuwop

 
the opposite of charity is justice 2009-06-30 12:07:49 PM  
Even Rachel would WHAT?

 
kungfu jesus with a side of lime 2009-06-30 12:11:51 PM  
I wish the old Manson could come back and eat Bono's stupid soul and sunglasses. I hate him so much the pretentious wanker

 
changeit 2009-06-30 12:24:53 PM  
Live at Slane is a brilliant DVD show. Bono has *by far* the best voice of any singer today. You may not like him, though, if you are a Zionist pig.

/Lyrics you don't care for?

Lay down
Lay down
Lay your sweet lovely on the ground
Lay your love on the track
We're gonna break the monster's back
Yes we are...
Lay down your treasure
Lay it down now brother
You don't have time
For a jealous lover

As you enter this life
I pray you depart
With a wrinkled face
And a brand new heart

I don't know if I can take it
I'm not easy on my knees
Here's my heart I'll let you break it

I need some release, release, release

We need
Love and peace
Love and peace

Lay down
Lay down your guns
All your daughters of Zion
All your Abraham sons
I don't know if I can make it
I'm not easy on my knees
Here's my heart I'll let you break it
I need some release, release, release

We need
Love and peace
Love and peace

Baby don't fight
We can talk this thing through
With me, me and you
I'll call on your phone
The TV is still on
But the sound is turned down
And the troops on the ground
Are about to dig in

And I wonder where is the love?
Where is the love?
Love and peace
Where is the love?
Where is the love?
Where is the love?

 
itsallgeek2me 2009-06-30 12:28:46 PM  
roughridersfan: genzoman: wow, she has progressively gotten less attractive.

I agree. She has natural beauty and doesn't need to wear so much crappy makeup.


Yeah but admit it. You'd still wreck that, amiright?

/I'm right

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-06-30 12:32:02 PM  
Spiderman the musical? Just when you thought Spiderman was the gayest super hero in the world, they find out a way to dial it up.

 
fallingcow 2009-06-30 12:36:41 PM  
i446.photobucket.com

Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

 
Already Disturbed 2009-06-30 12:38:31 PM  
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Critique Me?

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-06-30 12:40:28 PM  
changeit: You may not like him, though, if you are a Zionist pig.

oh for fark's sake not even the music tab is safe from politics trolls.

 
Killer Cars [TotalFark] 2009-06-30 12:46:55 PM  
changeit: Bono has *by far* the best voice of any singer today. You may not like him, though, if you are a Zionist pig.

I don't like all of their music, but Matthew Bellamy has some serious range and power if you're into that kinda thing.

/he's even a better pure vocalist than Thom Yorke in his prime
//ZOMG COMPARING MUSE TO RADIOHEAD!! LOLZ!11

 
Killer Cars [TotalFark] 2009-06-30 12:51:29 PM  
Tatsuma: oh for fark's sake not even the music tab is safe from politics trolls.

It's actually quite impressive that by merely stating you'd rather hang out with Marilyn Manson over Bono, you enraged him to the point that playing the "Zionist" card felt necessary and just.

The power you wield over us Fark mortals is nothing to sneeze at. Use wisely, my friend.

 
roughridersfan 2009-06-30 12:52:54 PM  
itsallgeek2me: roughridersfan: genzoman: wow, she has progressively gotten less attractive.

I agree. She has natural beauty and doesn't need to wear so much crappy makeup.

Yeah but admit it. You'd still wreck that, amiright?

/I'm right


You're very right.

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2009-06-30 01:05:24 PM  
Every time she opens her mouth, Evan Rachel Wood seems dumber, gorgeous.

 
SwingAwayMarell 2009-06-30 01:06:50 PM  
WOOD'S TIPS FOR BONO

I have a wood tip for her.

/had to be done

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2009-06-30 01:06:56 PM  
Sarcastica75: Redhead and twenty-two years old and gorgeous.

/yeah, leave my music alone, pls.
//it's all some of us have, kthx.


You can become a redhead the same way she did.

/also, it's not released U2 songs, but songs they're doing for the musical, that she finds depressing.

 
LewDux 2009-06-30 01:26:12 PM  
TSE: Tatsuma: To be fair, I'd much rather spend a night hanging out with Marilyn Manson that I would with Bono

Depends on what kind of fun you're looking for... getting bombed on wine and having long-winded philosophical conversations about spirituality and art, or... hookers and blow. And 27 televisions on at once. Oh who am I kidding, the choice is obvious.


Wait wait wait, Bono still does hookers and blow??

 
The_EliteOne 2009-06-30 01:50:29 PM  
thread seriously lacks E.R.W.s photshoot pics from whe she turned 21.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-06-30 01:56:48 PM  
Robert1966: Sarcastica75: Redhead and twenty-two years old and gorgeous.

/yeah, leave my music alone, pls.
//it's all some of us have, kthx.

You can become a redhead the same way she did.

/also, it's not released U2 songs, but songs they're doing for the musical, that she finds depressing.


LOL, I was, when I was her age. I'm too lazy to dye my hair now, and if I did, I would do something silly. Like green. Besides, us brown girls can't pull it off like the young Miss Wood can. ;)

/RE: the songs: I know.
//I still rolled my eyes at her.

 
Broktun 2009-06-30 01:59:44 PM  
I pick Bono for the leftovers:

www.jaunted.com

 
RemyDuron 2009-06-30 02:00:42 PM  
changeit: Live at Slane is a brilliant DVD show. Bono has *by far* the best voice of any singer today. You may not like him, though, if you are a Zionist pig.

Or because he's a preachy asshole. I generally agree with his political positions, but he's so annoying about it that it makes me want to come out against solving global hunger just because Bono is for it.

Give me Manson any day. More entertaining and less of a sanctimonious prick.

 
mfaby 2009-06-30 02:08:23 PM  
genzoman 2009-06-30 11:42:46 AM
wow, she has progressively gotten less attractive.


Yeah and 22 yr old actresses (including Megan Fox)say the stupidest things; they should be seen and not heard.

changeit:You may not like him, though, if you are a Zionist pig.

And you are either a poor example of a troll or a farking idiot; take you pick because I'm sure they both fit you well.

 
Cervantes3773 2009-06-30 02:09:39 PM  
fallingcow: Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

I will now sell five copies of "The 3 EPs" by the Beta Band.

 
robsul82 [TotalFark] 2009-06-30 02:11:22 PM  
Cervantes3773: fallingcow: Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

I will now sell five copies of "The 3 EPs" by the Beta Band.


You're gonna look back at 15 phone calls a night as THE GOLDEN AGE! GET READY, MOTHERFARKER!

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-06-30 02:13:46 PM  
RemyDuron: Or because he's a preachy asshole. I generally agree with his political positions, but he's so annoying about it that it makes me want to come out against solving global hunger just because Bono is for it.

Give me Manson any day. More entertaining and less of a sanctimonious prick.


Exactly.

"We are glad you are doing such great work for charity, trying to solve global hunger, fighting poverty, giving millions of your own money, and all those other causes you champion. We really are. We really respect you for the work you are doing, you are using your position to make a real change in the world, and it's not only commendable, but worthy of admiration.

Can you please stop sounding like such a tosser about it and shut the fark up, though?

Thank you - the rest of the world."

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-06-30 02:16:15 PM  
robsul82: You're gonna look back at 15 phone calls a night as THE GOLDEN AGE! GET READY, MOTHERFARKER!

Robsul, I'm telling you this for your own good, that's the worst farkin' sweater I've ever seen, that's a Cosby sweater. A Cosssssssby sweater.

 
phaseolus 2009-06-30 02:21:35 PM  
Marilyn Manson's real name isn't even Marilyn Manson,
He's a skinny public high school kid from Florida,
Not some monster from out of this world
And like of a lot other skinny long hair public high school kids
He was sick of getting beaten up by the pulling guard all week
Only to go out on the weekend and watch the quarterback get all the girls
So he formed a band, man
Now he gets all the girls.

 
Tyrone Slothrop 2009-06-30 02:28:00 PM  
phaseolus

Marilyn Manson's real name isn't even Marilyn Manson,
He's a skinny public high school kid from Florida,
Not some monster from out of this world
And like of a lot other skinny long hair public high school kids
He was sick of getting beaten up by the pulling guard all week
Only to go out on the weekend and watch the quarterback get all the girls
So he formed a band, man
Now he gets all the girls.


Marilyn Manson is just Alice Cooper redux.

 
changeit 2009-06-30 02:40:00 PM  
mfaby: genzoman 2009-06-30 11:42:46 AM
wow, she has progressively gotten less attractive.

Yeah and 22 yr old actresses (including Megan Fox)say the stupidest things; they should be seen and not heard.

changeit:You may not like him, though, if you are a Zionist pig.

And you are either a poor example of a troll or a farking idiot; take you pick because I'm sure they both fit you well.


I'm smart, and you are ugly. And Live at Slane is a farking great DVD. Bono throws some opera out there in the wake of his father's death.

 
changeit 2009-06-30 02:42:45 PM  
Tatsuma: changeit: You may not like him, though, if you are a Zionist pig.

oh for fark's sake not even the music tab is safe from politics trolls.


You probably don't like this (new window), either, since he refers to the chosen as the choosers of war. But, fyi: he's not referring to teh Joooz.

 
changeit 2009-06-30 02:46:17 PM  

 
Already Disturbed 2009-06-30 02:46:30 PM  
thank you, phaseolus
/Louie, Louie...

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2009-06-30 02:55:54 PM  
phaseolus: Marilyn Manson's real name isn't even Marilyn Manson,
He's a skinny public high school kid from Florida,
Not some monster from out of this world
And like of a lot other skinny long hair public high school kids
He was sick of getting beaten up by the pulling guard all week
Only to go out on the weekend and watch the quarterback get all the girls
So he formed a band, man
Now he gets all the girls.


Wow, his name isn't really Marilyn Manson!!?? What a big fat liar!

/Seriously, if you're going to give the guy shiat, don't include what is obviously a stage name. Next you'll be telling us that one guitarist isn't really named Slash.
//I'm sure Paul Hewson agrees.

 
Grey Street 2009-06-30 03:05:38 PM  
Sarcastica75: Redhead and twenty-two years old and gorgeous.

/yeah, leave my music alone, pls.
//it's all some of us have, kthx.


She is: a. not a redhead, and b. not gorgeous. Other than that, yeah.

 
Genevieve Marie [TotalFark] 2009-06-30 03:14:02 PM  
I feel about Marilyn Manson kind of the way I feel about Eminem- it's really, really pathetic to watch a grown man still trying to rebel against his parents.

 
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