That picture just screams "That's MISTER No-Talent-Assclown to YOU! Now bring
me my Pelligrino, prole!"

The end is NIGH...

Kattan next appears in IFC's "Bollywood Hero," a three-part comedy miniseries set to air Aug. 6-8. Kattan plays himself as he moves to India, where he has been promised a starring role in a Bollywood film.

If we give the Oscar for Slumdog Millionaire back, will you guys promise to keep him out of Asia forever? Please?

/"Chris Kattan" and "song-and-dance sequence" brings a certain animated gif to mind

who?

fire, cleansing fire... burn away the sins and injustices...

Everybody Loves Mango?

Is there going to be a Prime Time version of "Goth Talk" but without Molly Shannon?

Suddenly Will Farrell is called by Lorne Michaels to initiate plan Saturday Night Special. The mission: destroy all SNL cast members who have gone too far in thinking they're amusing or funny in any way.

First up: Chris Kattan. Patricia Heaton will just be an 'unfortunate' victim of the war.

/best movie EVAR
//me want royalities
//Will, call me!

Guntram Shatterhand: Suddenly Will Farrell is called by Lorne Michaels to initiate plan Saturday Night Special. The mission: destroy all SNL cast members who have gone too far in thinking they're amusing or funny in any way.

First up: Chris Kattan. Patricia Heaton will just be an 'unfortunate' victim of the war.

/best movie EVAR
//me want royalities
//Will, call me!

Hmmm ... sounds like the perfect plan to wipe out anyone who's ever been on SNL that's still alive ... Put me down for a cool million to invest.

I'll put up another 5 mill just to see Eddie Murphy taken out with extreme prejudice ...

Chris Rock can remain alive unless he makes another movie.
Tina Fey ... bathe her and bring her to me.

qsblues: Guntram Shatterhand: Suddenly Will Farrell is called by Lorne Michaels to initiate plan Saturday Night Special. The mission: destroy all SNL cast members who have gone too far in thinking they're amusing or funny in any way.

First up: Chris Kattan. Patricia Heaton will just be an 'unfortunate' victim of the war.

/best movie EVAR
//me want royalities
//Will, call me!

Hmmm ... sounds like the perfect plan to wipe out anyone who's ever been on SNL that's still alive ... Put me down for a cool million to invest.

I'll put up another 5 mill just to see Eddie Murphy taken out with extreme prejudice ...

Chris Rock can remain alive unless he makes another movie.
Tina Fey ... bathe her and bring her to me.

They better not kill off Jim Breuer.... I love that guy!

geekluv: They better not kill off Jim Breuer.... I love that guy!

He gets a pass for being in "Half Baked".

If he does any more of those stupid air guitar/rock star moves in a stand up ... he's farking toast.

My face just melted like Maj. Toht's.

Why is this happening?

qsblues: geekluv: They better not kill off Jim Breuer.... I love that guy!

He gets a pass for being in "Half Baked".

If he does any more of those stupid air guitar/rock star moves in a stand up ... he's farking toast.

True the air guitar crap that he has done sucks monkey caca... I did find him funny doing Goat Boy though...

Please be "Honkbag"
Please be "Honkbag"
Please be "Honkbag"

checks link.

Awwww

Hey, be glad they've at least lurched out of the schlumpy-guy/hot-wife formula a little.

Guntram Shatterhand: Suddenly Will Farrell is called by Lorne Michaels to initiate plan Saturday Night Special. The mission: destroy all SNL cast members who have gone too far in thinking they're amusing or funny in any way.

First up: Chris Kattan. Patricia Heaton will just be an 'unfortunate' victim of the war.

/best movie EVAR
//me want royalities
//Will, call me!

The ONLY way that will work, is if Lorne Michaels kills Will Farrell at the end of the movie.

/count me in for some royalties too
//Will, DON'T call me

Lackadaisical

My face just melted like Maj. Toht's.

Why is this happening?


You looked when they opened the Ark, didn't you?

Chris Kattan and MILF. I don't care who else is in it - Patty Heaton is fine.

DOW: Chris Kattan and MILF. I don't care who else is in it - Patty Heaton is fine.

Agreed

Son of Streak: DOW: Chris Kattan and MILF. I don't care who else is in it - Patty Heaton is fine.

Agreed

You know, I used to think that way, then I started watching Everybody Loves Raymond. No thanks.

qsblues: geekluv: They better not kill off Jim Breuer.... I love that guy!

He gets a pass for being in "Half Baked".

If he does any more of those stupid air guitar/rock star moves in a stand up ... he's farking toast.

He gets a pass for being a friend of Norm MacDonald. And for telling the most awesome SNL story on Howard Stern about Norm beating down Chris Kattan minutes before live-air:

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=3AA95158754493B9&playnext=1&playnext_fr o m=PL&v=9Q2VhQ8r5Nc

One of the best stories ever.

bytor4232: Son of Streak: DOW: Chris Kattan and MILF. I don't care who else is in it - Patty Heaton is fine.

Agreed

You know, I used to think that way, then I started watching Everybody Loves Raymond. No thanks.

I could almost forgive that, but then I realized she's a Bush supporter. And the stupidity-as-an-act on the show vanished.

seriously? You cancel The Unusuals but you put on that crap?

I really hate TV networks.

Guntram Shatterhand: He gets a pass for being a friend of Norm MacDonald. And for telling the most awesome SNL story on Howard Stern about Norm beating down Chris Kattan minutes before live-air:

Breuer is a great interview; his most recent appearance on Stern was great as well (think it was early May sometime). Good stuff about hanging with Lars Ulrich, and Dave Chappelle's dog during the making of "Half Baked", among other winners. Worth seeking out on "Howard TV".

bytor4232: Son of Streak: DOW: Chris Kattan and MILF. I don't care who else is in it - Patty Heaton is fine.

Agreed

You know, I used to think that way, then I started watching Everybody Loves Raymond. No thanks.

Stupidest farking show. Peter Boyle made that show. The rest was a waste. When I go to hell, Satan will make Patricia Heaton my wife and she'll biatch at me all day.

Rapmaster2000: Stupidest farking show. Peter Boyle made that show.

Him and Brad Garrett deserved better. Well, until Brad Garrett made that show with Joely Fisher. Then he died.

Everybody else on the show can eat a dick.

Does anybody watch sitcoms anymore?

Everybody Loves Raymond catapulted Ray Romano into one of today's biggest movie stars. Honestly, who didn't love Welcome To Mooseport?

This sounds awful but will still probably be better than Jenna Elfman's new show (new window).

Patricia Heaton doesn't have a belly button.

feefifofimmy: Patricia Heaton doesn't have a belly button.

Proof

http://www.superphotospace.com/images/patricia_heaton08_47d514368afd4.jpg

Hey! ABC! How's about bringing back the REAL Middleman?

The best thing Chris Kattan ever did for SNL was to leave.

Chris Kattan is a 'Middle' man

Funny, I figured he be more of a bottom.

I like Patricia Heaton and her book was pretty funny/interesting.

I liked 'Back to You' too, and thought it should have been given more time.

Chris Kattan?
I dunno but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt; maybe he's got decent skills we haven't seen yet.

Just sayin'...you know?
(btwdnrta)

DOW: Chris Kattan and MILF. I don't care who else is in it - Patty Heaton is fine.

^ ^ ^ ^
T H I S

TheGhostofFarkPast: seriously? You cancel The Unusuals but you put on that crap?

I really hate TV networks.

THIS. I watched the first episode of the Unusuals and I was immediately hooked. I don't usually give network dramas a chance because I hate wasting my time getting involved with the characters just to have it canceled. Guess I should have seen that one coming.
/Not a Kattan fan, but I always liked Goth Talk
//The Tampa Bay Lighting are not very goth

Ape Shiat Nuts: Hey! ABC! How's about bringing back the REAL Middleman?

I used to think about that guy while I fapped before bed.