YEAH baby:



Can anyone find anything in their kitchen that comes close?

Isn't it unreal? I want to frame it.

That's over a pound of food. 1 pound=448 grams.

Yup - it's something they're very proud of too, as they advertise the overall weight all over the box.

I usually see this sort of thing in the litter box.

I am so getting one of these on my way home from work for tomorrow's breakfast.

Peteykins do you want to notify the hospital that you'll be in the morning now or just suprise them tomorrow?

We've got a nurse at work. I'll try to hold it in until then.

That is quite possibly the most disgusting meal I've ever seen. I feel fatter just by reading the article.

Peteykins, make sure you wash it down with a Diet Coke.

I'll let everybody know how it....well, not how it comes out. You know what I mean. I can't wait!

I guess that's why most of Swanson's clientele resemble this fat farker


He has a butt for a chin, heh heh.

mmmmmmmmmmm.........saturated fat

As a VERY fat conscious person, I'd have to say that this is pretty sick.

Obvious, but sick.

The suprise that I've had in the grocery store is how fatty many of the vegetarian meals are.

For a good laugh, check out the menu at Don Pablo's.

Have fun eating there.

I asked Outback Steakhouse for information, you know what they told me?

And I quote:
"We make no nutritional claims about our products."

Damn, it threw away the link to Don Pablo's. Well, they've got the "nutrition" information out there, at any rate.

I don't think I've ever seen a printed "Calories" figure with a comma in it before.

My stomach just threatened to seek asylum in Canada.

OK, I dug up some Don Pablo's stuff. How do you have Nachos with over 100g of fat?? This steakburger is pushing 2 days worth of fat, on a 30% fat diet.

Acapulco Nachos 1 order 104g fat
Pablo's Steak Burger 1 order 99.96g fat
Conquistador 1 order 87.6g fat
Chicken Fajita Enchiladas 1 order 80.7g fat

I eat less than 18 grams a day. Just for some perspective on what this looks like to me. I used to go out to DP about once every 2 weeks. No wonder I was such a fat ass.

I guess they use Crisco instead of sour cream.

Anybody had a Marie Callendar(sp?) TV dinner? Damn, those are good.

Well...I got it! It's in my freezer. Can't. Wait.S

LOL. Of the two paragraphs I actually read, one of them (under the pancakes) said this:
My hope is that you're not really reading the article, moreover just scanning through while looking at the pictures and judging how good the article must be based on the general length of the paragraphs you skip.

So does that nutritional info include the butter & syrup you put on the pancackes or does that bump it up a bit more.

What i like to do is heat up a "Hungry Man" and throw it directly in the toilet. It cuts out the middle man and you don't get those aggravating anus sores.

i dunno if it's true or not, but starbucks's caramel chocolate latte is supposed to have something like 4,000 calories.

it explains the preponderance of adipose tissue surrounding my ass.

No way. I had a link to a bunch of nutricinal info for various restraunts and Starbucks didnt have anything nearly that bad. I think the new Creme frapachinos were like maybe 700 calories and lots of fat, but 4000? No way.
I mentioned Starbucks so you can now rag on me, and that establishment because they both suck. Go ahead.

You couldn't get 4K calories out of a caramel chocolate latte unless its only ingredients were powdered sugar and lard. Even then, it'd be one tremulous sized cup.

I looked at the Don Pablos info. Ever wondered about those yummy Beef Fajitas?

Fat: 180% of daily allowance
Saturated Fat: 285% of daily allowance

Yow!

Ive never heard of Don Pablos.

Make fun of Hungry-Man all you want, but that new XXL 1.5 pound dinner is the BOMB!

So? I'm a hungry man. Not just any meal with statisfy my manly appetite. So, i go for "Hungry Man." Afterwords, my complexities wear down, and i'm just man. No pansy-ass Jenny Craig shiat's gonna do that.

with = will , me need hungry man.

okay, this is their first article i laughed at.

*I* give em props.

btw, my fav burger....double whopper (i think the link workz)

Like this is a shock to anyone? Christ, look at the amount of food. Do people actually eat bacon and sausage at the same meal? I'm not saying this thing actually has anything that would be considered either, but really. I've had microwaved pancakes before too. I doubt they changed the recipe and having said that I'd say those things resemble Frisbees more than they resemble actual food. I think the only thing missing from the review was the price. Dare I ask how much one of these costs (my guess is that you could get breakfast at a diner or restaurant and come out ahead in money and nutrition.

Mom bought shiat like this for me to eat all the time because she didn't feel like cooking. I've lost quite a bit but I'm still a fatass. Thanks mom!

wow the bulk of TotalFark posts on this thread gives the weight of that breakfast a serious run for its money.

Swanson's new breakfast takes it to a level which previously could only be achieved by eating entire alternate universes made only of prosciutto.

that is a witty line. good article

Yea but their Riblets are the shiznit

/old skool Quake player

Man, just looking at those pictures make me want to go drop the kids off at the pool.

If it's good enough for Booker T., then it is good enough for me.

Didn't need all those damned arteries anyway...

Perhaps an aquired taste, but I eat the regular sized versions of the sausage, egg, and hashbrick one all the time. The bacon ones suck as it's three half slices of shaved fat.
The eggs aren't that bad if you don't think of them as eggs.


"We call it 'The Good Morning Burger'!"

Hungry Man is people, Hungry man is people!

"I know what I like, and I like to hit it."



I'd photoshop it, but I suck at it. I'll leave that for someone else.

y'know, this article might make me reconsider my position of not reading the articles...it was actually pretty damn funny.

Seriously though, we need more oh-my-god-that's-farking-fat fatty foods. I'm 21 years old, 130 lbs., and i can't gain weight know matter how much i eat. (and yes, my cholesterol is just fine.) Am i missing out on something?

I laughed my ass off at that article. I really don't think that eggs are supposed to be chunky and powdery.

Irockalot
Stop mainlining H and you might add some pounds...

Just a suggestion...

Sorry South, but any dope dealer knows that an elbow is 454 grams. One oz.=28.375 grams.

Of course, any implication that Irockalot uses illegal and illicit drugs is purely speculation and meant for entertainment purposes only.

Irockalot - The only thing you are missing out on is a few more years. I was the same way until I hit 26. Then my metabolism slowed and I actually started having to watch my diet, boose intake, and drug use.

But for people who can safely walk on the second floor? You may wanna stick to the Pop Tarts.

OK, that one made me laugh.