They should've marked it zero.

Oh, balls.

Don't worry Donny, they're just Nihilists.

nice job subby

/+1

Nice 300 game, subby

*slow clap*

This is a classic fark headline.

Subby's clearly found his mark and is on a roll, though the story could use more gutter humor.

This headline has inspired me to wear my ugliest bowling shirt for the remainder of the evening.

/I wasn't already wearing it
//Honest

This will not stand. This aggression will not stand, man.

Subby wouldn't have known most of those words without Wii Bowling.

Obviously, subby's not a golfer.

That's what they get for farking with the Jesus.

I thought about doing her, but realized her face was a four-bagger.... that's all i got.

/cute headlines like these grind my gears

I guess that's one strike against them.

what do you bet this happened in Brooklyn?

TheShavingofOccam123: what do you bet this happened in Brooklyn?

I bet you a million dollars it didn't happen in Brooklyn.

Dear lord that's a lot of puns.
They all really tied the room together

//a stretch, i know.

Sarcastica75: TheShavingofOccam123: what do you bet this happened in Brooklyn?

I bet you a million dollars it didn't happen in Brooklyn.

Nah, I bet it was in Brooklyn by the Greek church. All right, maybe in Jersey.

TheShavingofOccam123: Sarcastica75: TheShavingofOccam123: what do you bet this happened in Brooklyn?

I bet you a million dollars it didn't happen in Brooklyn.

Nah, I bet it was in Brooklyn by the Greek church. All right, maybe in Jersey.

The article is like three lines long. :C

/okay, more than three, but still short.

Spare me the puns!

You know the difference between subby's mom and a bowling ball?
You can only get 2 fingers and a thumb in the bowling ball.

/Nice headline

What, no Chinaman?

Nice one. Maybe I'll get the shirt. (fart noise with mouth)

Well, I'd like to stay but I gotta go shopping. Can't decide between Kresge or Woolworth. I wanna get back in time for Kingpin.

That farking Kraut

Mr. Potatoass: You know the difference between subby's mom and a bowling ball?

I've never farked a bowling ball.

Mr. Potatoass: You know the difference between subby's mom and a bowling ball?


When you throw a bowling ball in the gutter, it comes right back to you.

... but they're having trouble striking the suspects off the list.

Fro what I have read about KC's P&L district is that they have actively tried to keep out the type of people who stab one another.

kmt11: Fro what I have read about KC's P&L district is that they have actively tried to keep out the type of people who stab one another.

They try to keep out certain people (they kicked out DJ Jazzy Jeff a few weeks ago for being to loud...)

Here's there little Code of Conduct policy-

DOES KC LIVE! HAVE A CODE OF CONDUCT?
Yes. The code of conduct for KC Live! states: patrons must be 21 years of age or older and possess a valid ID for entry. The code of conduct prohibits: loitering; concealed weapons; panhandling; solicitation; disorderly conduct; bicycles and skateboards. The dress code prohibits the following: profanity on clothing; sleeveless shirts on men; excessively torn clothing; undershirts; excessively baggy or sagging clothing; work boots; sweat suits or athletic attire (sleeved jerseys are permitted in conjunction with Chiefs or Royals games or sporting events in the Sprint Center). Management reserves the right to refuse admission to or eject any person whose conduct is deemed to be disorderly or who fails to comply with the terms of entry. Please note that the dress codes of individual venues may vary. For any questions or concerns, please ask to speak to a KC Power & Light District manager or please call KCMO Human Relations at 816.513.1836.

Damnit-
Even THEIR Code of Conduct policy

fracas: What, no Chinaman?

The Chinaman is not the issue here, dude

kmt11: Fro what I have read about KC's P&L district is that they have actively tried to keep out the type of people who stab one another.

And they have failed miserably.

well done subby. Threw a good curl

Looks like a bunch of jailhouse turkeys!

Tr0mBoNe: Subby wouldn't have known most of those words without Wii Bowling.

That game was DESIGNED to break TV screens.

They're probably gonna get 7-10, unless they split.

/nuttin'

Once again, subby bowls us over!

/+1

They can't do that! It ain't Nam. There's rules!

Ow my balls.

Drubell: Spare me the puns!

You know that one's a strike.

T-Luv: fracas: What, no Chinaman?

The Chinaman is not the issue here, dude

Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

dletter: Don't worry Donny, they're just Nihilists.

Say what you will about the tenants of National Socialism, at least it's a ethos.

Melquiades: T-Luv: fracas: What, no Chinaman?

The Chinaman is not the issue here, dude

Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

What a china man might look like:

deadapostle: This is a classic fark headline.

This

This kind of headline is right up Fark's alley.