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(NBC Action News) Scary Three people stabbed in bowling alley melee, but all were spared. Five turkeys taken into custody before they split, claim they were framed. Police trying to decide which one to pin it on   (nbcactionnews.com) divider line 77
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CraicBaby [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 03:08:12 PM  
They should've marked it zero.

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 03:19:43 PM  
Oh, balls.

 
dletter [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 03:22:28 PM  
Don't worry Donny, they're just Nihilists.

 
Sleeping Monkey [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 03:58:31 PM  
nice job subby

/+1

 
dustman81 [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 04:03:26 PM  
Nice 300 game, subby

 
SoothinglyDeranged [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 04:14:53 PM  
*slow clap*

 
deadapostle [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 04:54:29 PM  
This is a classic fark headline.

 
horse-pheathers [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 05:14:05 PM  
Subby's clearly found his mark and is on a roll, though the story could use more gutter humor.

 
Playerslight 2009-06-28 05:52:24 PM  
This headline has inspired me to wear my ugliest bowling shirt for the remainder of the evening.

/I wasn't already wearing it
//Honest

 
BeefyT [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 05:54:14 PM  
This will not stand. This aggression will not stand, man.

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 05:57:04 PM  
Subby wouldn't have known most of those words without Wii Bowling.

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 06:10:10 PM  
Obviously, subby's not a golfer.

 
alacy52 2009-06-28 06:30:44 PM  
That's what they get for farking with the Jesus.

 
futuridz 2009-06-28 06:31:24 PM  
I thought about doing her, but realized her face was a four-bagger.... that's all i got.

/cute headlines like these grind my gears

 
WhackingDay 2009-06-28 06:33:40 PM  
I guess that's one strike against them.

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 06:34:57 PM  
what do you bet this happened in Brooklyn?

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 06:36:57 PM  
TheShavingofOccam123: what do you bet this happened in Brooklyn?

I bet you a million dollars it didn't happen in Brooklyn.

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 06:40:46 PM  
Dear lord that's a lot of puns.
They all really tied the room together

//a stretch, i know.

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 06:43:53 PM  
Sarcastica75: TheShavingofOccam123: what do you bet this happened in Brooklyn?

I bet you a million dollars it didn't happen in Brooklyn.


Nah, I bet it was in Brooklyn by the Greek church. All right, maybe in Jersey.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 06:45:01 PM  
TheShavingofOccam123: Sarcastica75: TheShavingofOccam123: what do you bet this happened in Brooklyn?

I bet you a million dollars it didn't happen in Brooklyn.

Nah, I bet it was in Brooklyn by the Greek church. All right, maybe in Jersey.


The article is like three lines long. :C

/okay, more than three, but still short.

 
Drubell 2009-06-28 06:45:18 PM  
Spare me the puns!

 
Mr. Potatoass 2009-06-28 06:45:57 PM  
You know the difference between subby's mom and a bowling ball?
You can only get 2 fingers and a thumb in the bowling ball.

/Nice headline

 
fracas 2009-06-28 06:47:40 PM  
What, no Chinaman?

 
whyska 2009-06-28 06:48:41 PM  
Nice one. Maybe I'll get the shirt. (fart noise with mouth)

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 06:49:01 PM  
Well, I'd like to stay but I gotta go shopping. Can't decide between Kresge or Woolworth. I wanna get back in time for Kingpin.

 
jsobota 2009-06-28 06:49:44 PM  
That farking Kraut

 
The Tony Danzas 2009-06-28 06:50:21 PM  
Mr. Potatoass: You know the difference between subby's mom and a bowling ball?

I've never farked a bowling ball.

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 06:51:51 PM  
Mr. Potatoass: You know the difference between subby's mom and a bowling ball?


When you throw a bowling ball in the gutter, it comes right back to you.

 
LikeTheSearchEngine [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 06:52:12 PM  
... but they're having trouble striking the suspects off the list.

 
kmt11 2009-06-28 06:53:11 PM  
Fro what I have read about KC's P&L district is that they have actively tried to keep out the type of people who stab one another.

 
Ponzholio 2009-06-28 06:57:00 PM  
kmt11: Fro what I have read about KC's P&L district is that they have actively tried to keep out the type of people who stab one another.

They try to keep out certain people (they kicked out DJ Jazzy Jeff a few weeks ago for being to loud...)

Here's there little Code of Conduct policy-

DOES KC LIVE! HAVE A CODE OF CONDUCT?
Yes. The code of conduct for KC Live! states: patrons must be 21 years of age or older and possess a valid ID for entry. The code of conduct prohibits: loitering; concealed weapons; panhandling; solicitation; disorderly conduct; bicycles and skateboards. The dress code prohibits the following: profanity on clothing; sleeveless shirts on men; excessively torn clothing; undershirts; excessively baggy or sagging clothing; work boots; sweat suits or athletic attire (sleeved jerseys are permitted in conjunction with Chiefs or Royals games or sporting events in the Sprint Center). Management reserves the right to refuse admission to or eject any person whose conduct is deemed to be disorderly or who fails to comply with the terms of entry. Please note that the dress codes of individual venues may vary. For any questions or concerns, please ask to speak to a KC Power & Light District manager or please call KCMO Human Relations at 816.513.1836.

 
Ponzholio 2009-06-28 06:57:45 PM  
Damnit-
Even THEIR Code of Conduct policy

 
T-Luv 2009-06-28 06:59:19 PM  
fracas: What, no Chinaman?

The Chinaman is not the issue here, dude

 
Dashman 2009-06-28 07:04:45 PM  
thumbnails.hulu.com

YOU ARE ENTERING A WORLD OF PAIN!! A WORLD OF PAIN!!

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 07:19:31 PM  
kmt11: Fro what I have read about KC's P&L district is that they have actively tried to keep out the type of people who stab one another.

And they have failed miserably.

 
Kimball_Kinnison 2009-06-28 07:22:01 PM  
well done subby. Threw a good curl

 
Mr. Vincent Vega 2009-06-28 07:27:44 PM  
static.guim.co.uk

Looks like a bunch of jailhouse turkeys!

 
CreepyBasementGuy 2009-06-28 07:28:23 PM  
Tr0mBoNe: Subby wouldn't have known most of those words without Wii Bowling.

That game was DESIGNED to break TV screens.

 
heater 2009-06-28 07:29:00 PM  
They're probably gonna get 7-10, unless they split.

/nuttin'

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 07:36:52 PM  
Once again, subby bowls us over!

/+1

 
pvrhye 2009-06-28 07:42:37 PM  
They can't do that! It ain't Nam. There's rules!

 
cedarpark 2009-06-28 07:52:11 PM  
i102.photobucket.com

Ow my balls.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 08:08:26 PM  
Drubell: Spare me the puns!

You know that one's a strike.

 
Tex_Arkana 2009-06-28 08:13:50 PM  
www.ashleysaunders.com

 
Melquiades [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 08:16:27 PM  
T-Luv: fracas: What, no Chinaman?

The Chinaman is not the issue here, dude


Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

 
Little.Alex 2009-06-28 08:16:37 PM  
dletter: Don't worry Donny, they're just Nihilists.

Say what you will about the tenants of National Socialism, at least it's a ethos.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 08:31:29 PM  
Melquiades: T-Luv: fracas: What, no Chinaman?

The Chinaman is not the issue here, dude

Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.


What a china man might look like:

www.spraguephoto.com

 
pi8you 2009-06-28 08:40:07 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

 
eas81 2009-06-28 08:40:53 PM  
deadapostle: This is a classic fark headline.

This

 
tortilla burger 2009-06-28 08:55:32 PM  
This kind of headline is right up Fark's alley.

 
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