You know... I'd be tempted to watch that.

Too bad it's not his daughter's tape...um, not him and his daughter...just his daughter.

Um... John Edwards is the Brad Pit of philandering politicians. Now, if you told me there was a Newt Gingrich sex tape, I'd run screaming from the thread like there was a spider in it.

what_now: Um... John Edwards is the Brad Pit of philandering politicians

God I hate Edwards. I hated him from the moment he walk on the political scene. If the crap about them picking out songs to play at their wedding once Elizabeth keeled over is true..I hope he gets strung up by his squirrely nutsack.

ApocoLypstick: God I hate Edwards. I hated him from the moment he walk on the political scene.

Oh no doubt, he's a douche. But he's an attractive douche (in a bad guy in a daytime soap opera kind of way), so the "eyebleach" meme doesn't work.

ApocoLypstick: what_now: Um... John Edwards is the Brad Pit of philandering politicians

God I hate Edwards. I hated him from the moment he walk on the political scene. If the crap about them picking out songs to play at their wedding once Elizabeth keeled over is true..I hope he gets strung up by his squirrely nutsack.

Really? I hadn't heard that one. To think, he honestly wanted to stick around in the Presidential race; what an irresponsible douchebag.

Still, he probably would have won; I don't think America has much problem with those sorts of things. I mean, look at the furor over John Ensign or Mark Sanford- practically nil, right?

ragekage: Still, he probably would have won

FTFA
While he was unpacking, Young discovered a videocassette, according to the book pitch. Hunter had been hired by the Edwards campaign to videotape the candidate's movements, but this one is said to have shown him taking positions that weren't on his official platform.

The purported sex tape confirmed to Hunter that Edwards was even more reckless than he thought.

According to our source, Hunter confided to Young that she and Edwards talked about getting married should the candidate's cancer-stricken wife, Elizabeth, pass away, even discussing what music they'd play at their wedding.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/06/28/2009-06-28_aides_tale_of_john_edwa r ds_sex_tape.html#ixzz0JkY9NQRg&D


I don't think he would have won. He's a slimy bastard.

What, where he talks to the dead relatives of his sex partner?

ApocoLypstick: I don't think he would have won. He's a slimy bastard.

No doubt, but the Republicans were phoning it in and can't/couldn't be taken seriously- that was more my point.

Two Americas. Two wimmins.

TwistedIvory: What, where he talks to the dead relatives of his sex partner?

No, wrong John Edwards. He talks to the spirit of the dead political ambitions of the other John Edwards.

oh dear god no.

I just threw up a bit in my niece's mouth.

Sent to me

Protest Politicians Practicing Porn!!!

Edwards sex tape: leave porn to the professionals plz

Soon at .gov, Edwards uncovers new government sex regulations

Big pasty-white flabby ass goin' up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down........

/saved you the trouble of watching it

eeeks..no thanks.

Usually honey traps involve, you know, actual honeys.

So where is the link?

According to our source, Hunter confided to Young that she and Edwards talked about getting married should the candidate's cancer-stricken wife, Elizabeth, pass away, even discussing what music they'd play at their wedding.

Sick f*ck. I hope that asshole is finished in politics.

Christ on whole wheat....

According to our source, Hunter confided to Young that she and Edwards talked about getting married should the candidate's cancer-stricken wife, Elizabeth, pass away, even discussing what music they'd play at their wedding.

What a dickbag of immeasurable proportions.

what_now: Um... John Edwards is the Brad Pit of philandering politicians.

You only say that because it's actually John Ritter pretending to be John Edwards.

Why do people tape themselves? I've never understood that.

"Hey, did you know...ohhhh god...did you know my daddy worked...ahhh...in a mill...uhhhhh? Oh god...I'm coming...two Americas..."

What a colossal shiathead Edwards was for trying to win the Democratic nomination when he knew he had that campaign ending skeleton hanging in his closet. If he had won the nomination then had this come out before November, he would have handed the election to McCain on a silver platter.

Lionel Mandrake: Why do people tape themselves? I've never understood that.

Ummm...cause it gets one or more of them off? Just a guess.

Now, why do they do it when they're in the public eye or have political aspirations? Probably unchecked stupidity.

The woman Edwards was with was a flake of epic proportions, talking about how he was an old soul and had special energy and how he was an important leader like MLK and Gandhi. And she didn't like his wife because she didn't give off "good energy". Probably thought his wife had cancer because of karma or not thinking positive enough or something.

Damn lefties always cheating on their wives.
Good thing the God fearing, faithful Republicans would never EVER do such a thing.

Dialectic: According to our source, Hunter confided to Young that she and Edwards talked about getting married should the candidate's cancer-stricken wife, Elizabeth, pass away, even discussing what music they'd play at their wedding.

Sick f*ck. I hope that asshole is finished in politics.

Oh yeah, it is. He's a democrat. They can't get away with shiat like that. But if you leave your ailing or injured wife as a Republican. . .

Wow, if true this is right up there with "Gay American" McGreevy and "Client #9" in the pantheon of Democratic sex scandals.

I saw a lawyer wolf boinking a flaky blonde Sheila on amateur pics
And his hair was perfect.
AhOOOOOOOO...Lawyer Wolves of Washington...AhOOOOOOOO

Last time there was this much hair in a porn was 1984. M I rite?

Um....I actually watch porn for the *girl* in it...

....so....pics (of her) or gtfo.


The fact that Edwards is in it is window dressing.

Hunter had been hired by the Edwards campaign to videotape the candidate's movements, but this one is said to have shown him taking positions that weren't on his official platform.

I wonder how long it took the reporter to come up with that one.

McManus_brothers: "Hey, did you know...ohhhh god...did you know my daddy worked...ahhh...in a mill...uhhhhh? Oh god...I'm coming...two Americas..."

It wouldn't be funny unless it could be true. And with Edwards, it might be.

Wonder if Vivid will offer him a contract too?

I'll believe it only if he is positively identified in the act of f*cking by his grandmother with a notary present.

DJanomaly: Um....I actually watch porn for the *girl* in it...

....so....pics (of her) or gtfo.


The fact that Edwards is in it is window dressing.

Do you remember what she looks like?

Why would he fark that ugly biatch?

What is the point of being rich and politically powerful without extramarital sex?

Lionel Mandrake: Why do people tape themselves? I've never understood that.

So we can ridicule them on the internet when the tape gets leaked for having a small wingwang or weird looking knockers... It's good to see a once promising politician go down the same drain as Amy Fischer and John Bobbitt.

I bet his hair remains perfect throughout.

fark you all. i want. i want bad. this would be the most epic sex tape ever.

But seriously people

NEVER make a sex tape

Oddly, I think I'd rather see an Edwards sex tape than one starring a Farker.

A John Edwards sex tape would look probably something like Thomas Haden Church's in Sideways.

"Not now, not now!"

FTA: Hunter had been hired by the Edwards campaign to videotape the candidate's movements, but this one is said to have shown him taking positions that weren't on his official platform.

That's just gold. I laughed for a long time after reading that. I don't think I'd watch the tape though. I used to be a big supporter of Edwards, but he can join the growing list of hypocritical politicians who should just go the fark away.

/the stuff about getting married, after his wife passes, and picking out the music is just sick - appropriate tag.

Could someone please explain why on earth would someone in any important position, especially a politician, make a sex tape? Why? What good do they think would come out of it? I'm not important and I would never make one of those because its just not smart. If you get in a fight or bad breakup it'll be all over the internet and you're screwed for the rest of your life.

/at least it wasn't Hillary
//or Condi

ApocoLypstick: According to our source, Hunter confided to Young that she and Edwards talked about getting married should the candidate's cancer-stricken wife, Elizabeth, pass away, even discussing what music they'd play at their wedding.

OMFG

DOUCHEBAG

KILL IT WITH FIRE

I have National Geographic on cable, so I already know what it looks like when a shark mates. Very violent, especially post-coital when the shark goes ambulance chasing.

P.S: Totally going over to Kos to see the hilarious fireworks when they hear about this