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(News.com.au) Obvious Men find thin, seductive women most attractive. In other news, Atlantic Ocean found to contain vast amount of water   (news.com.au) divider line 651
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Eyebleach [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 05:25:38 PM  
If I wanted to date a woman with the body of a 10 year old boy, I'd just date a 10 year old boy.

 
Procedural Texture [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-28 05:38:15 PM  
While I certainly fit the stereotype of being attracted to non-fatties (not thin, but not overweight) who also show some confidence, I think the seductive thing is overrated.
I find women who are broadcasting flirtiness to be sort of repulsive, actually, and there are good evolutionary reasons for men to invest little in a woman who is taking on all comers. We'd hit it, but we're given little reason to stick around, evolutionarily-speaking.

Conversely; men need to accept that most women will only show loyalty to a man who demonstrates he has his shiat together and commands the resources to provide for offspring.
It is pointless to denigrate this as "gold digging". It is entirely natural and right. Don't fight what you can't change.

/a man of means by no means

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 05:43:47 PM  
I look forward to reasoned discussion and many posters showing willingness to consider and accept the views of others.

Oh, and hot pics of thick women. Lotsa those. Gimme Kim Kardashian, an assortment of light bondage equipment, and a whole lot of lube, and I'll be happy to work out until I keel over dead.

 
Playerslight 2009-06-28 06:11:51 PM  
I'm not aware of these 'thin seductive women' of which you speak. Please post some pics, if you wouldn't mind. Also, I would appreciate pics of water.

In fact, if possible and for the sake of minimizing clutter within this thread, please combine the two subjects into one (or many) high-resolution examples.

Thank you very much.

 
Doctor Funkenstein [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 06:57:00 PM  
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Bek [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 07:00:34 PM  
Eyebleach: If I wanted to date a woman with the body of a 10 year old boy, I'd just date a 10 year old boy.

Thin != skin and bones.

 
Richard Pye 2009-06-28 07:04:34 PM  
Wake Forest University researcher Dustin Wood polled 4000 men and women

Jesus Christ. He's giving Wilt Chamberlain a run for his money.

 
Ninja Wicked 2009-06-28 07:04:36 PM  
what about girls who are interested in sports?

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Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 07:04:47 PM  
And some men define "thin" differently. Some men (who like women) even like different types of women. IMAGINE THAT! I KNOW SO CRAZY RIGHT?

 
Bio-nic 2009-06-28 07:05:38 PM  
Ninja Wicked: what about girls who are interested in sports?

You sir may die in a fire...

 
Ninja Wicked 2009-06-28 07:06:34 PM  
Gamer girls are pretty hot too.

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olddinosaur 2009-06-28 07:06:50 PM  
"I've found the perfect woman,
And I could not ask for more:
She's deaf and dumb, and oversexed--
And owns a liquor store."

 
godofusa.com 2009-06-28 07:07:25 PM  
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HoboSong [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 07:08:00 PM  
Ive had fat. Its not bad, but not fapworthy either.

 
scott88008 2009-06-28 07:08:30 PM  
Eyebleach: If I wanted to date a woman with the body of a 10 year old boy, I'd just date a 10 year old boy.

But if you dated a woman with the body of a 10 year old boy you wouldn't have to go to prison.

 
blurry mongoose 2009-06-28 07:08:44 PM  
Eyebleach: If I wanted to date a woman with the body of a 10 year old boy, I'd just date a 10 year old boy.

Well that'a all well and good, except for the penis.

unless that's what you're into.

/not that there's anything wrong with that

 
Fano 2009-06-28 07:08:54 PM  
Sarcastica75: And some men define "thin" differently. Some men (who like women) even like different types of women. IMAGINE THAT! I KNOW SO CRAZY RIGHT?

You have a newsletter, I know this.

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 07:09:08 PM  
Eyebleach: If I wanted to date a woman with the body of a 10 year old boy, I'd just date a 10 year old boy.

You're plowing a fattie, aren't you.

 
robohobo 2009-06-28 07:09:10 PM  
Sooooo...there's like, 3 thin women left and we all have to battle it out for them?

/seriously
//it's all fatties out there

 
Richard Pye 2009-06-28 07:09:30 PM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: You're plowing a fattie, aren't you.

isrlabs.net

 
snow9999 2009-06-28 07:09:58 PM  
scott88008 2009-06-28 07:08:30 PM
Eyebleach: If I wanted to date a woman with the body of a 10 year old boy, I'd just date a 10 year old boy.

But if you dated a woman with the body of a 10 year old boy you wouldn't have to go to prison.


You would also not be republican.

 
HoboSong [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 07:11:02 PM  
The argument that slender women dont have curves is so bogus. Settle down, cow lovers, we're not after your women.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 07:11:51 PM  
scott88008: Eyebleach: If I wanted to date a woman with the body of a 10 year old boy, I'd just date a 10 year old boy.

But if you dated a woman with the body of a 10 year old boy you wouldn't have to go to prison.


Well, you would if you helped her dump the body of a 10 year old boy into the local river.

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 07:12:11 PM  
Richard Pye: Marla Singer's Laundry: You're plowing a fattie, aren't you.

And you...you're porking a baby elephant, too, I'd wager

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2009-06-28 07:12:23 PM  
I'm skinny but not seductive. When I try to look seductive I look like i'm retarded or holding in a big poop so I use humor and intellectual conversation. Seems to work sometimes.

 
Ninja Wicked 2009-06-28 07:12:51 PM  
What about girls that are into cosplay?

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Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 07:13:16 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: I'm skinny but not seductive. When I try to look seductive I look like i'm retarded or holding in a big poop so I use humor and intellectual conversation. Seems to work sometimes.

I'd hit it, and I've never gone all the way with another lass.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 07:14:48 PM  
Fano: Sarcastica75: And some men define "thin" differently. Some men (who like women) even like different types of women. IMAGINE THAT! I KNOW SO CRAZY RIGHT?

You have a newsletter, I know this.


Meh, I never make the deadlines.

 
merreborn 2009-06-28 07:15:06 PM  
Define "seductive"...

 
Ninja Wicked 2009-06-28 07:15:26 PM  
Every guy like hot sisters.

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HoboSong [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 07:15:28 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: I'm skinny but not seductive. When I try to look seductive I look like i'm retarded or holding in a big poop so I use humor and intellectual conversation. Seems to work sometimes.

You meet my basic basic mating requirements. How you doin?

 
Bob55 2009-06-28 07:15:55 PM  
Procedural Texture: While I certainly fit the stereotype of being attracted to non-fatties (not thin, but not overweight) who also show some confidence, I think the seductive thing is overrated.
I find women who are broadcasting flirtiness to be sort of repulsive, actually, and there are good evolutionary reasons for men to invest little in a woman who is taking on all comers. We'd hit it, but we're given little reason to stick around, evolutionarily-speaking.


I've seen the odds calculated of having offspring from a single sexual encounter and having that child survive to age 5 (which used to be 50%), by taking into account the chance the woman is fertile that day, the chance the egg/sperm will fuse, and the chance that zygote will attach to the placenta. It came to something like 2%. So as far as evolution is concerned, there is a reason for a man to stay around, and it is doubtful a man would leave an attractive woman because they were too flirty.

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2009-06-28 07:15:59 PM  
Ninja Wicked: What about girls that are into cosplay?

Are women supposed to have receding hairlines?

Marla Singer's Laundry: EsteeFlwrPot: I'm skinny but not seductive. When I try to look seductive I look like i'm retarded or holding in a big poop so I use humor and intellectual conversation. Seems to work sometimes.

I'd hit it, and I've never gone all the way with another lass.


You know i'd hit it right back. ;)

HoboSong: The argument that slender women dont have curves is so bogus. Settle down, cow lovers, we're not after your women.

Hiedi Klum is skinny and has an amazing body. And Kate Winslet.

/Jason Statham pics stat!

 
ilovelucky 2009-06-28 07:16:16 PM  
Something has gone horribly wrong in this thread.

 
davynelson 2009-06-28 07:16:39 PM  
um just how is seductivity measured?
come hither glances?
bj lips?


hmmm?


Ladies, stay thin and seductive if you enjoy spending half your life telling douchebag losers to hit the road.

 
Kumana Wanalaia [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 07:17:09 PM  
Fatties are people too and deserve love just like everyone else.

But skinny chicks are hawt. Yeah yeah yeah, 10 year old boy, I heard you. More for me.

 
Bender The Offender 2009-06-28 07:17:12 PM  
scott88008: Eyebleach: If I wanted to date a woman with the body of a 10 year old boy, I'd just date a 10 year old boy.

But if you dated a woman with the body of a 10 year old boy you wouldn't have to go to prison.


You would if you didn't turn her in, not to mention the corpse stink. Nothing worse than corpse stink.

 
Ninja Wicked 2009-06-28 07:17:46 PM  
This one's skinny... aaaand I'm spent.

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HoboSong [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 07:18:45 PM  
Newsflash: 10 year old boys dont have teets or a vagina.

 
Mr. McPeanut 2009-06-28 07:18:58 PM  
Sarcastica75: And some men define "thin" differently. Some men (who like women) even like different types of women. IMAGINE THAT! I KNOW SO CRAZY RIGHT?

YOU ARE SO CRAZY!

IMO there is a happy medium between thin as a twig and land whale. I can find many women within that range, including many others would deride as "fatties," quite attractive. My opinion of "thin" is apparently different, and/or my taste in body types is (pardon the pun) broader.

As for the other thing, depends on what you mean by "seductive." Do you mean slutty/easy/flirts with anything that has a penis? No thanks.

/for a beggar I can be quite choosy

 
pestluvr 2009-06-28 07:19:54 PM  
Eyebleach: If I wanted to date a woman with the body of a 10 year old boy, I'd just date a 10 year old boy.

I thought you died on Thursday.

 
Procedural Texture [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-28 07:20:34 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: I'm skinny but not seductive. When I try to look seductive I look like i'm retarded or holding in a big poop so I use humor and intellectual conversation. Seems to work sometimes.

You have my attention.

 
Bit'O'Gristle [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 07:21:59 PM  
Ninja Wicked: what about girls who are interested in sports?

Die. Die in a fire.

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2009-06-28 07:22:49 PM  
davynelson: Ladies, stay thin and seductive if you enjoy spending half your life telling douchebag losers to hit the road.

Sooooo the solution is gain a shiatload of weight and spend the other half of our lives fighting clogged arteries and holding up our fat folds to find our vagina?

/puke

 
Fano 2009-06-28 07:23:22 PM  
snow9999: scott88008 2009-06-28 07:08:30 PM
Eyebleach: If I wanted to date a woman with the body of a 10 year old boy, I'd just date a 10 year old boy.

But if you dated a woman with the body of a 10 year old boy you wouldn't have to go to prison.

You would also not be republican.


This just in: conflicting information to your simple world Link (new window)

 
futuridz 2009-06-28 07:23:31 PM  
for a woman to seduce a man, they simply must say: hello, i'd like to get naked. done. this will work for any size woman.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 07:24:14 PM  
HoboSong: The argument that slender women dont have curves is so bogus. Settle down, cow lovers, we're not after your women.

Yes, being skinny and having a waist size 10 inches smaller than the bust or hips is actually possible.

 
Bit'O'Gristle [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 07:24:43 PM  
Not really. I've had thin girls, and chunky girls. The best sex i ever had was with a chunky (not lard ass) girl. Great head, wild sex, she was game for anything. Take her over a skinny princess any day.

 
HoboSong [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 07:25:01 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: Sooooo the solution is ... holding up our fat folds to find our vagina?

Somehow thats hot when you say it.

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2009-06-28 07:26:03 PM  
futuridz: for a woman to seduce a man, they simply must say: hello, i'd like to get naked. done. this will work for any size woman.

O RLY?

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