National tragedy, this is.

Oxy Clean overdose.

holy shiat

But wait there's more!

Oh wait. No there isn't.

Very sad. I loved "Billie Jean" the most.

What did he die of? Was it some sort of tire cleaner accident? An onion slicer gone wrong? Did a stick-on wall light switch electrocute him? What happened?

Wait a second... IS this real, or is this another Jeff Goldblum thing? I'm watching Pitchmen right now.

It's real. His son tweeted about it.

http://twitter.com/youngbillymays

Bloody Slap-Chop found at scene..........story developing............

deadapostle: Wait a second... IS this real, or is this another Jeff Goldblum thing? I'm watching Pitchmen right now.

So that english guy killed him off! And right at the start of Fair Season.

Finally, he stops screaming at me.

Hobodeluxe: Bloody Slap-Chop found at scene..........story developing............

lulz.

Just found about this while watching Sports Center. Someone didn't realize they were on the air.

deadapostle: Wait a second... IS this real, or is this another Jeff Goldblum thing? I'm watching Pitchmen right now.

I was too... what the hell is that guy from survivor doing with that retarded bowl?

:( :( :( :(

Does this start us over for a new 3?

Okay, I was happy when Michael Jackson and that degenerate porn star died, but this really sucks. It was a great week until this.

Billy who?

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

ALL THAT YELLING IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU!

/his time as a pitchman was up. Any time I saw his big fat mouth I automatically turned the sound off.

Act Now! New low, low price!!

Link (new window)

vince from shamwow is wanted for questioning.

Right, so Admin edit and we're going with it. I'm a bit unconvinced, but the original FoxTampa did mention that the police say no foul play, so maybe, maybe not.

I was just watching him on Pitchmen not 10 minutes ago. No joke.

Good night Mighty Puddy buddy.

You will be missed.

Hobodeluxe: Bloody Slap-Chop found at scene..........story developing............

Guess he didn't love Vince's nuts.

/RIP Billy

Damn it, I had "The Sham Wow Guy" next in the dead pool.

Unfortunate. I really enjoyed Pitchmen. Guess I'll just have to go back to getting drunk off my ass Wednesday nights.

Let's go for a trifecta-trifecta.

3+3+3.

That was #4, only 5 more to go!

Hi, Billy Mays here!

WITH BILLY OUT OF THE WAY, THE WORLD IS MINE FOR THE TAKING

Hobodeluxe: Bloody Slap-Chop found at scene..........story developing............

WINNAR

Well played sir, well payed...

Well, glad that's over with.

Vince Shlomi wanted for questioning.

aiiee: ALL THAT YELLING IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU!

/his time as a pitchman was up. Any time I saw his big fat mouth I automatically turned the sound off.

Same here.

deadapostle: www.blogography.com

you realize you've just been burned by hotlinking in TWO threads on this now?

Well WTF? I know the man wasn't a Superstar or anything, but for crying out loud. I get the feeling this is some Jonestown, Heavens Gate type shiat going on here. Was there Koolaid involved?

I blame Vince Offer.

So do all those Billy Mays commercials stop running or do we get to watch zombie pitchman keep screaming at us from the grave

/my money's on #2. Greed rules an all

YES!

This makes up for all the other crappy things to happen as of late.

IonBeam2: Okay, I was happy when Michael Jackson and that degenerate porn star died, but this really sucks. It was a great week until this.

Ed McMahon?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dan Dreiberg: Maybe this was a political killing?
Rorschach: Maybe. Or maybe someone's picking off Z-Grade celebrities.
Dan Dreiberg: Um. Don't you think that's maybe a little paranoid?
Rorschach: That's what they're saying about me now? That I'm paranoid?

Too soon?

Someone briefly added some details (new window) on how he died.

"He was found dead in his home on June 28, 2009, after being strangled with a shamwow."

I know I shouldn't have laughed, but I did.

Farewell, Pitchman. Late night TV won't be the same without you.

Richard Pye: Hi, Billy Mays here!

awesome.

The rapture has begun.

Death must not be on holiday. Billy Mays? WTF!!! Granted, he was annoying but Death couldnt find his way to Vince's, Britney's or Paris' house? Somebody get this guy a GPS.