Very clever, Subby

+11

tatoo? twice? nice job submitter

LEARN TO SPEL

Megain: tatoo? twice? nice job submiter

Sorry, pet peeve

woulda been a great headline if subby wasn't a dumbshiat

*twitch*

Tatoo?

*twitch*

Tattoo thread?

I actually saw this one live and in person while out to brunch today



/hot like Bea

This guy lives at the "Joliet Inn"?

/classy

/Just some of the usual suspects...

Loved the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as a kid.

Subby, you winneth.

+ 1 subby.

George "Hook" Jerutis, 54, was held overnight

/Hook references anyone?
//not clever enough to think of one right now
///also not a good speller

Just stumbled across this one:

The_Primal_Janitor: This guy lives at the "Joliet Inn"?

/classy

My parents live about 10min. from the Joliet Inn.

/Classy like a tramp stamp

Holy shiat, I just made an epic fail, that would be WILLY WONKA.


hahahahha

GoSurfing: Loved the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as a kid.

So did we all. But the song is from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory."

Isn't this tattoo fad over yet? Will someone please wake me when it is?

I'm pretty sure this guy works at Tiffany's on the sales floor:



/Or was it Babies 'R Us?

I don't know why, but I've got this sudden, unrelenting urge to walk up to Mr Cool Ice and biatchslap him

Oh, a tatoo thread?

Allow me to post the usuals. I'm sure there are one or two of you who haven't seen them yet.

I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma: I don't know why, but I've got this sudden, unrelenting urge to walk up to Mr Cool Ice and biatchslap him

$5 says he can take you.

Tramp stamp is like directions for farking:

1) Flip over.
2) Insert peener.
3) Wait 10 seconds.
4) leave.

MemeSlave: Tramp stamp is like directions for farking:

1) Flip over.
2) Insert peener.
3) Wait 10 seconds.
4) leave.

10 seconds????

So, what does a stomach stamp say?

I can't believe that no one has picked up on this yet... The dude doesn't know which year he was born (53 or 55), but he knows he got his first tattoo when he was 19 in the army...

Tattoo thread!

DHMOlogist: MemeSlave: Tramp stamp is like directions for farking:

1) Flip over.
2) Insert peener.
3) Wait 10 seconds.
4) leave.

10 seconds????

So, what does a stomach stamp say?

I was 40 pounds lighter when I got this done.

DHMOlogist: MemeSlave: Tramp stamp is like directions for farking:

1) Flip over.
2) Insert peener.
3) Wait 10 seconds.
4) leave.

10 seconds????

So, what does a stomach stamp say?

Aim here?

I was ridiculously young when I got my first tattoo (15)...and as 15 year olds do, I got a lame tramp stamp I picked off the wall. I still have no regrets but I'm a big advocate of kids waiting until they're at least responsible enough to drive to pick out permanent body modifications.

Also, this where we whore out our tattoos? Part of my back, tramp stamp and all. (pops)

I'm tattooed in most of the places you can't see in my scrubs. No, none of the dirty places.

Freudian_slipknot: Tattoo thread?

I actually saw this one live and in person while out to brunch today

/hot like Bea

Mother of Jeebus that is frightening.

As a tattoo artist, guys like this make me violently ill. he degrades the entire industry and culture. tattooing minors, out of residences and his scratcher mill 'school' all scream he's only in it for money and will scam anyone any way he can. there was a time when tattoo artists would handle this themselves and pay ol' hook a visit with some louisville sluggers to weed out these parasites. now we have to rely on the law to protect the public and they are sadly lacking. funny thing is they'd have no problem doling out assault charges and sentences if we broke his hands for the greater good and safety of his potential victims. catch 22.

/get your tattoos in a shop fer chrissakes
//always ask to see the autoclave
///ALWAYS check artist's portfolios

A GOOD TATTOO IS NOT CHEAP, A CHEAP TATTOO IS NOT GOOD

straycatstrut: GORGEOUS tattoo art. thanks for sharing!

unfarkingbelievable: straycatstrut: GORGEOUS tattoo art. thanks for sharing!

It's a bit confusing. I wouldn't know what to aim for.

The_Primal_Janitor: /Just some of the usual suspects...

Those are just tragic. Especially the "in loving memory" one.

I have a friend (no - I mean acquaintance) who wants to get a great huge cougar tattoo on her back when she turns 40. I told her it will look like a shar-pei when she's 75.

Gross

FTA: charged him with tattooing a 13-year-old and two 15-year-olds.

Giggidy!


Two of the boys were brothers and the third was their cousin.

Bleh!

Pepole who want tattoos are not not unique and they should really think it over. For something permanent, they shouldn't get it. It's just a sign of a weak personality for the most part.

I had a friend that got a cute little daisy on her ankle when she was a sweet young thang. Twenty-five years later and probably 60+ lbs. later, it was like some giant sunflower on steroids.

DeusMeh: A GOOD TATTOO IS NOT CHEAP, A CHEAP TATTOO IS NOT GOOD

Reasonable standard: if it was a painting or sketch, would you hang it prominently in your home?

Minimum standard: if your adorable little tyke brought it home with A++!! on it, would you hang it on the refrigerator?

Also

straycatstrut: GORGEOUS tattoo art. thanks for sharing!

It's a bit confusing. I wouldn't know what to aim for.

Just try and water the leaves.

VonAether
Oh, a tatoo thread?

Allow me to post the usuals. I'm sure there are one or two of you who haven't seen them yet.

Dude, did you get a tattoo of the Dancing Rabbis from the Chabad telethon?

Gee I wonder where this thread will end up.

Gunderson: Also

straycatstrut: GORGEOUS tattoo art. thanks for sharing!

It's a bit confusing. I wouldn't know what to aim for.

Just try and water the leaves.

HAAA! She will be sorry! Her fingernails are already a disaster, there is no way she's maintaining anything. Where IS her mother?!

Stray Cat Strut: I was ridiculously young when I got my first tattoo (15)...and as 15 year olds do, I got a lame tramp stamp I picked off the wall. I still have no regrets but I'm a big advocate of kids waiting until they're at least responsible enough to drive to pick out permanent body modifications.

Also, this where we whore out our tattoos? Part of my back, tramp stamp and all. (pops)

I'm tattooed in most of the places you can't see in my scrubs. No, none of the dirty places.

Is the thing at the very top of the picture part of the back tattoo? Just curious. (It looks like something's kinda hovering, above and off to the left.)

Anyway, thanks for sharing. Yours is beautiful, and I'm pretty sure that's the first time I've ever said that about a tattoo.

(Maybe I just haven't seen many good ones. I dunno.)

Gunderson: Also

(tattoo pic)

Yeah, a man's face on the boobs. Guaranteed to turn off straight men and gay women alike.

Brilliant.

/Might not be a problem for bi people though.

For Mariah Carey Fans....(Or more like Mary Carey)

NSFW LINK:

LINKHERE

Thanks everyone. And LifeNeedsAKonamiCode, it's not a part of the tree. It's a tattoo I had already: Caduceus and lotus flower (pops).

Stray Cat Strut: Thanks everyone. And LifeNeedsAKonamiCode, it's not a part of the tree. It's a tattoo I had already: Caduceus and lotus flower (pops).

Very nice. (I was sorta hoping I'd get another picture out of that question.)

Two tattoo threads in one day? Score.

Thanks :) I wish I had a picture of my newest one. I went to the tattoo convention in Toronto last weekend and got a beautiful new piece on my side. It's in the gross healing stage though so I'm holding out on pictures.