I'm pretty sure that [redacted] for like [redacted] most interesting [redacted] I've ever [redacted]. There's [redacted] such thing as [redacted].

David Icke is a reptilian bent on revenge for his exile from the community.

the Lizard People control Major League Baseball, and Major League Baseball controls the world.

/can anyone see my posts?

Maybe the UN is trying to use reverse psychology on the stuff going on in Iran. They're aware that what they say is usually ignored, but if they say and do nothing, maybe those in power will do something.

No entry for "Jews"?

I've known people who have believed this garbage, except for the Lizard People. At an old job there was this nutcase who would wander around (I guess he didn't have much work to do), sit down next to people who were working, and just start talking about conspiracy theories. It was bizarre. You'd get a call, he'd keep talking. He would rant and rave about the rich "elites" and this and that organization and blah blah blah.

I'm surprised the Catholic Church (or just religions in general) didn't wind up on the list. I had a class years ago with this older, er, gentleman who used to rant about how the Roman Empire still exists but as a shadow organization run by the Pope.

No Rand Corporation?
We can see the real powers kept their names off this list.

The Reverse Vampires slip under the radar once again.

I would ask where Time Cube Guy is, but that would require someone to believe him.

DamnYankees: No entry for "Jews"?

OOOHHH YOU ARE SO BANNED

umbrella corp?

I wish lizard people controlled the world, we could rise up kill them, take their interstellar drive, and get working on forming our own Federation of Planets.

Fark should have a "show profanity" button too.

Bob smiles, and bites the stem of his pipe knowingly.

Everyone knows it's really the Pentavirate...they run everything in the world, including the newspapers...and meet tri-annually at a secret mansion in Colorado known as "The Meadows."
It's the Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds and Colonel Sanders, before he went tits-up.

Everyone knows that the most intelligent people in the world are held captive in a secret location by a coalition of world powers so as to make all the hard decisions for the greater benefit to humanity, and they do so by racing frogs.

/forget which Book of Blood that was in

They will get a strongly worded letter about this!

/thought that angry white men ruled the world

DamnYankees: No entry for "Jews"?


Nah. They control Hollywood and US foreign policy but not the world.

I see us Jews deleted our entry. Our efforts at world domination will continue unthwarted!!

/I voted for Tatsuma at the last Council meeting

I can at least imagine how people can believe the first 4, I mean even the UN doing something isn't totally insane... but the Lizard People? Really? People really believe that?

/brb, there is a giant iguana at my door and he looks upset

I dunno if that was real or not but banning a total fark member is definitely biting the hand that feeds you. Or at least the hand that gives you beer money.

Ah the bi-(tri-, quadra-?)daily cracked list. Here's a theory: Fark has now become the secret front site for cracked for those people who like the site but are too lazy to do a search on the site themselves or even click on any of the other lists that surround each and every one of their articles.

It's so obvious. You can see their secret work right here!

that list is lame. Everybody knows who controls the planet.

It's the Rand Corporation in league with the reverse vampires, you fools. These cracked lists are all just a diversion to keep you from thinking about what's REALLY going on.

so...we get our credible information from Cracked now?

Infarct: I see us Jews deleted our entry. Our efforts at world domination will continue unthwarted!!

/I voted for Tatsuma at the last Council meeting

*does the secret Jew handshake*

buntz: Everyone knows it's really the Pentavirate...they run everything in the world, including the newspapers...and meet tri-annually at a secret mansion in Colorado known as "The Meadows."
It's the Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds and Colonel Sanders, before he went tits-up.

Dad how can you hate The Colonel?

buntz: Everyone knows it's really the Pentavirate...they run everything in the world, including the newspapers...and meet tri-annually at a secret mansion in Colorado known as "The Meadows."
It's the Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds and Colonel Sanders, before he went tits-up.

"HEAD...paper....NOW"

detfrost1: I wish lizard people controlled the world, we could rise up kill them, take their interstellar drive, and get working on forming our own Federation of Planets.


Won't work, our interstellar drive is broken. Do you really think we'd stay on your lame-ass planet if we could leave?

It's the people across the street!



Well, they're up to something, dammit.

mialynneb: Infarct: I see us Jews deleted our entry. Our efforts at world domination will continue unthwarted!!

/I voted for Tatsuma at the last Council meeting

*does the secret Jew handshake*

That's HOT

Cromar: I've known people who have believed this garbage, except for the Lizard People. At an old job there was this nutcase who would wander around (I guess he didn't have much work to do), sit down next to people who were working, and just start talking about conspiracy theories. It was bizarre. You'd get a call, he'd keep talking. He would rant and rave about the rich "elites" and this and that organization and blah blah blah.

I'm surprised the Catholic Church (or just religions in general) didn't wind up on the list. I had a class years ago with this older, er, gentleman who used to rant about how the Roman Empire still exists but as a shadow organization run by the Pope.

You have to wonder how people like manage to keep their jobs. Maybe the bosses were worried about him coming back with a high-powered rifle or homemade explosives. Did he deal with the public at all?

"Thank you for calling Macguire and Joseph, did you know that at this very minute the Jews and the Royal family are building an underground bunker beneath Denver Airport?"

mattyc: so...we get our credible information from Cracked now?

You didn't before?

Dilbert J. Galt: detfrost1: I wish lizard people controlled the world, we could rise up kill them, take their interstellar drive, and get working on forming our own Federation of Planets.


Won't work, our interstellar drive is broken. Do you really think we'd stay on your lame-ass planet if we could leave?

Well that, and their dragonflies are tastier than the ones back on Draco Prime.

Apocalyptic Christians aren't the only ones who think the UN rules the world.

therecksays: Dad how can you hate The Colonel?

He has those wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face.
"You're gonna buy my chicken. Oh!"
He puts addictive chemicals in chicken making you crave it fortnightly, smart-ass!

Funny how the Freemasons are only at number 2.

My guess? The Masons made this list and made sure they didn't put themselves at number one because that would arouse suspicions. No, number two is a good spot. No one will suspect a thing.

We all know it's the Space Nazis (new window), along the Vril Race, the jews, the Illuminati, the Reverse Vampires, and Billy Mays.

It is false to say that "The Jews" control the world.

Benjamin Goldberg, from Minnesota, and Shiri Cohen, from London, are not part of the group who controls the world, so it's really just "Some Jews".

detfrost1: I wish lizard people controlled the world, we could rise up kill them, take their interstellar drive, and get working on forming our own Federation of Planets.



/we have assumed control
//we have assumed control
///we have assumed control

CygnusDarius: We all know it's the Space Nazis (new window), along the Vril Race, the jews, the Illuminati, the Reverse Vampires, and Billy Mays Abe Vigoda.

therecksays: buntz: Everyone knows it's really the Pentavirate...they run everything in the world, including the newspapers...and meet tri-annually at a secret mansion in Colorado known as "The Meadows."
It's the Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds and Colonel Sanders, before he went tits-up.

Dad how can you hate The Colonel?

Oh, I hate the Colonel with his wee, beady eyes and that smug look on his face: "Oh, you've come to buy my chicken".

The second reptilian eyelid on the news reporter was enough to convince me.

Man, I love this stuff. Not because I believe it, but it makes for damned good sci-fi.

theunblinkingeye: therecksays: buntz: Everyone knows it's really the Pentavirate...they run everything in the world, including the newspapers...and meet tri-annually at a secret mansion in Colorado known as "The Meadows."
It's the Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds and Colonel Sanders, before he went tits-up.

Dad how can you hate The Colonel?

Oh, I hate the Colonel with his wee, beady eyes and that smug look on his face: "Oh, you've come to buy my chicken".

Heed, pants!

But which one blew up the Trade Centers?

Bush, Cheney and Rove could not have pulled this one off with out reptile people helping them place the explosives.

I'm a Freemason, so I'm really getting a kick out of ruling the world.

jdmac: But which one blew up the Trade Centers?

Bush, Cheney and Rove could not have pulled this one off with out reptile people helping them place the explosives.

That is true. A lot of Total Farkers think Cheney controls the world. They are no much less crazy than the reptile guys.