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(Telegraph) Spiffy 10-year-old girl wins World Worm Charming Championships; no word on how much spice was used. In related news, there are World Worm Charming Championships   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 62
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ObscureNameHere 2009-06-28 09:48:21 AM  
Muad'dib!

 
Robert Paulsen 2009-06-28 09:49:19 AM  
The girl in question?
ferdyonfilms.com

/hot like slashies!

 
musashi1600 2009-06-28 09:49:45 AM  
Funny how the pic with the article doesn't show anyone's eyes.

 
OnmyojiOmn 2009-06-28 09:51:16 AM  
The girl in question?

www.hairfinder.com

 
ObscureNameHere 2009-06-28 09:53:35 AM  
CORRECTION:
Actually -- to be techinically correct to Canon -- the female worm charmer would be Sheeana from Rakis, not Muad-dib.

 
svejker_14 2009-06-28 09:55:36 AM  
"A great man will not trample upon a worm, nor sneak to an emperor." Thomas Fuller

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 09:56:45 AM  
I'm so sorry there is not Adult Worm Charming contest. Think of entendres and innuendos.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 09:57:44 AM  
I'm sorry, I can't think of any non-sexual meaning for "worm charming..."

 
Stantz 2009-06-28 10:01:15 AM  
we used to do this at school. pin out a square metre, then pour a bucket of warm soapy water over it. They just come up to the surface. Well, it was either that or jump up and down on the ground like a loon.

 
somemoron 2009-06-28 10:02:08 AM  
Great. Now I,ve got this image of pedobear with a worm for a dick. Thanks Fark! *pukes*

 
Lee Bruns 2009-06-28 10:03:03 AM  
Now if someone would just pant a worm up like a panda we'd be back to square one.

 
Euell Gibbons 2009-06-28 10:05:15 AM  
Lee Bruns: Now if someone would just pant a worm up like a panda we'd be back to square one.

I like my worm getting panted on.

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 10:11:13 AM  
Stantz: we used to do this at school. pin out a square metre, then pour a bucket of warm soapy water over it. They just come up to the surface. Well, it was either that or jump up and down on the ground like a loon.

I heard a heavy metal rod hammered into the yielding soil then stroked by a hardened-steel garden shovel with vibrate a worm out.

 
GoSurfing [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 10:12:36 AM  
These worms don't need charming:
img179.imageshack.us
/hot

 
Lee Bruns 2009-06-28 10:14:49 AM  
Now that you mention it, so do I. Bring on the panting!

/probably how they charm the worms.

//Google 'worm painting' for some fascinating stoner sites.

 
allegedman 2009-06-28 10:16:09 AM  
GoSurfing: These worms don't need charming:

/hot


damnit beat me to it

 
Void_Beavis [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 10:18:28 AM  
+1 for the Dune reference.

 
Great Justice 2009-06-28 10:26:31 AM  
Charming worms sounds so much more dignified than grunting for worms

Wait, no it doesn't.

 
theoutlaw 2009-06-28 10:32:27 AM  
We have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 10:33:43 AM  
Sounds tiny.

 
PJ_the_Barbarian 2009-06-28 10:34:19 AM  
Is it cheating if she uses a thumper?

 
desertmouse [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-28 10:35:52 AM  
I approve of this headline. No Dune cat yet though?

 
DubyaHater 2009-06-28 10:38:49 AM  
Barakku: I'm sorry, I can't think of any non-sexual meaning for "worm charming..."

Oh thank god. I thought it was just me

/I'm gonna go tame my own worm right now

 
desertmouse [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-28 10:40:16 AM  
O.K. fine. I'll do it:

gobious.com


3.bp.blogspot.com

 
mistrmind 2009-06-28 10:42:12 AM  
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2009-06-28 10:44:37 AM  
img34.imageshack.us

SIT.
Good worm.

 
Lampmonster [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 10:50:22 AM  
The worms were then drowned and the Water of Life collected for the siech orgy.

 
trixter_nl 2009-06-28 10:50:34 AM  
www.injecttech.com

 
Great Justice 2009-06-28 10:52:07 AM  
Day_Old_Dutchie: SIT.
Good worm.


So, I just watched Dreamcatcher for the first time yesterday...

 
Headless Medusa 2009-06-28 10:59:11 AM  
FTFA:
Worm charming is an ancient, noble and mysterious art,
Yes indeed.
One charmer was banned for life after concealing worms in his trouser legs
Yep, right there with ya.
It dictates that the worms must be treated kindly,
But, of course.
The consequent vibrations bring worms to the surface where they are collected by an assistant, known in competitive circles as a ghillieFLUFFER.
Seen it in a movie once...OK several times.....in a row.
Best to be careful then, and stick to the official line that the worms endure nothing more than a little light exercise.
That's what I'm callin it.
"When it's warm, with a bit of moisture in the air like today you'd expect a good score,
You betcha.
Moles are a worm's worst nightmare,
That, and bad teeth.

/That's fertile ground there, slim.
//Nothing: I gots it.
///Nothing to do: Gots lots of that too.

 
msheda 2009-06-28 11:02:12 AM  
But did they sing? (new window)

 
Headless Medusa 2009-06-28 11:04:24 AM  
Mistrmind:It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

.....of failure to swallow?

 
Headless Medusa 2009-06-28 11:09:01 AM  
TheOutlaw:We have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.

...saw that movie too. She musta been sore for days.

 
Drubell 2009-06-28 11:15:17 AM  
FTFA: One charmer was banned for life after concealing worms in his trouser legs to sprinkle on the ground - "we got suspicious when we saw him wearing bicycle clips," says championship organiser Mike Forster.

How bad must your life be going if your goal is to cheat at worm charming, of all things? I'm sure there's much more interesting things hobbies he could be cheating at.

 
ChubbyTiger 2009-06-28 11:32:20 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

 
LavenderWolf 2009-06-28 11:56:04 AM  
Only the finest ultraspice for me ty.

/no Atreides genes
//shouldn't achieve the perfect (perpetual) prescient trance

 
Alt_Login 2009-06-28 11:58:16 AM  
What a worm-charmer may looki like.
www.telegraph.co.uk

 
A Leaf in Fall 2009-06-28 12:01:53 PM  
came for the "spice must flow" lolcat pic

/leaving satisfied

 
macadamnut 2009-06-28 12:24:38 PM  
i512.photobucket.com

 
mcvey 2009-06-28 12:44:54 PM  
^^ they can charm my worm anyday.

 
EskimoDave 2009-06-28 12:49:40 PM  
I just watched Dune last night for the first time. It was weird and made no sense.

 
xlbrooklyn [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 12:50:40 PM  
ObscureNameHere: CORRECTION:
Actually -- to be techinically correct to Canon -- the female worm charmer would be Sheeana from Rakis, not Muad-dib.


THANK YOU! I hate it when asshats who don't know Dune mythology try to reference it. That'd be like me trying to talk Pokemon with my seven year old nephew.

 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 01:38:32 PM  
xlbrooklyn: THANK YOU! I hate it when asshats who don't know Dune mythology try to reference it.

A. You need to lighten up, and
B. You don't know the definition of "mythology".

 
Rogh-sensei 2009-06-28 01:43:03 PM  
I just finished reading Sandworms of Dune, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/The Spice Must Flow.

 
Hollerin Charlie 2009-06-28 01:46:52 PM  
guess she called up big one.

 
therecksays 2009-06-28 02:09:12 PM  
macadamnut: Gah! Is it just me or does Old Spice look like pure evil in that picture?

 
Hooya 2009-06-28 03:25:31 PM  
ObscureNameHere: CORRECTION:
Actually -- to be techinically correct to Canon -- the female worm charmer would be Sheeana from Rakis, not Muad-dib.


I'm reading this book right now so I'm getting a kick out of replies like this.

/actually not just saying this to hit a fark meme, I'm really reading Heretics right now.

 
Hooya 2009-06-28 03:28:23 PM  
EskimoDave: I just watched Dune last night for the first time. It was weird and made no sense.

The movie is almost nothing like the book at all. Read the book, it's worth it.

 
ObscureNameHere 2009-06-28 04:13:07 PM  
Hooya: ObscureNameHere: CORRECTION:
Actually -- to be techinically correct to Canon -- the female worm charmer would be Sheeana from Rakis, not Muad-dib.

I'm reading this book right now so I'm getting a kick out of replies like this.

/actually not just saying this to hit a fark meme, I'm really reading Heretics right now.


Good! Stop after reading "ChapterHouse". Now matter what Amazon tells, there are only SIX DUNE BOOKS!

 
CoysOdie 2009-06-28 04:31:47 PM  
Has PETA protested this yet?

 
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