Muad'dib!

The girl in question?


/hot like slashies!

Funny how the pic with the article doesn't show anyone's eyes.

The girl in question?

CORRECTION:
Actually -- to be techinically correct to Canon -- the female worm charmer would be Sheeana from Rakis, not Muad-dib.

"A great man will not trample upon a worm, nor sneak to an emperor." Thomas Fuller

I'm so sorry there is not Adult Worm Charming contest. Think of entendres and innuendos.

I'm sorry, I can't think of any non-sexual meaning for "worm charming..."

we used to do this at school. pin out a square metre, then pour a bucket of warm soapy water over it. They just come up to the surface. Well, it was either that or jump up and down on the ground like a loon.

Great. Now I,ve got this image of pedobear with a worm for a dick. Thanks Fark! *pukes*

Now if someone would just pant a worm up like a panda we'd be back to square one.

Lee Bruns: Now if someone would just pant a worm up like a panda we'd be back to square one.

I like my worm getting panted on.

Stantz: we used to do this at school. pin out a square metre, then pour a bucket of warm soapy water over it. They just come up to the surface. Well, it was either that or jump up and down on the ground like a loon.

I heard a heavy metal rod hammered into the yielding soil then stroked by a hardened-steel garden shovel with vibrate a worm out.

These worms don't need charming:

/hot

Now that you mention it, so do I. Bring on the panting!

/probably how they charm the worms.

//Google 'worm painting' for some fascinating stoner sites.

GoSurfing: These worms don't need charming:

/hot

damnit beat me to it

+1 for the Dune reference.

Charming worms sounds so much more dignified than grunting for worms

Wait, no it doesn't.

We have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.

Is it cheating if she uses a thumper?

I approve of this headline. No Dune cat yet though?

Barakku: I'm sorry, I can't think of any non-sexual meaning for "worm charming..."

Oh thank god. I thought it was just me

/I'm gonna go tame my own worm right now

O.K. fine. I'll do it:

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

SIT.
Good worm.

The worms were then drowned and the Water of Life collected for the siech orgy.

Day_Old_Dutchie: SIT.
Good worm.

So, I just watched Dreamcatcher for the first time yesterday...

FTFA:
Worm charming is an ancient, noble and mysterious art,
Yes indeed.
One charmer was banned for life after concealing worms in his trouser legs
Yep, right there with ya.
It dictates that the worms must be treated kindly,
But, of course.
The consequent vibrations bring worms to the surface where they are collected by an assistant, known in competitive circles as a ghillieFLUFFER.
Seen it in a movie once...OK several times.....in a row.
Best to be careful then, and stick to the official line that the worms endure nothing more than a little light exercise.
That's what I'm callin it.
"When it's warm, with a bit of moisture in the air like today you'd expect a good score,
You betcha.
Moles are a worm's worst nightmare,
That, and bad teeth.

/That's fertile ground there, slim.
//Nothing: I gots it.
///Nothing to do: Gots lots of that too.

But did they sing? (new window)

Mistrmind:It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

.....of failure to swallow?

TheOutlaw:We have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.

...saw that movie too. She musta been sore for days.

FTFA: One charmer was banned for life after concealing worms in his trouser legs to sprinkle on the ground - "we got suspicious when we saw him wearing bicycle clips," says championship organiser Mike Forster.

How bad must your life be going if your goal is to cheat at worm charming, of all things? I'm sure there's much more interesting things hobbies he could be cheating at.

Only the finest ultraspice for me ty.

/no Atreides genes
//shouldn't achieve the perfect (perpetual) prescient trance

What a worm-charmer may looki like.

came for the "spice must flow" lolcat pic

/leaving satisfied

^^ they can charm my worm anyday.

I just watched Dune last night for the first time. It was weird and made no sense.

ObscureNameHere: CORRECTION:
Actually -- to be techinically correct to Canon -- the female worm charmer would be Sheeana from Rakis, not Muad-dib.

THANK YOU! I hate it when asshats who don't know Dune mythology try to reference it. That'd be like me trying to talk Pokemon with my seven year old nephew.

xlbrooklyn: THANK YOU! I hate it when asshats who don't know Dune mythology try to reference it.

A. You need to lighten up, and
B. You don't know the definition of "mythology".

I just finished reading Sandworms of Dune, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/The Spice Must Flow.

guess she called up big one.

macadamnut: Gah! Is it just me or does Old Spice look like pure evil in that picture?

ObscureNameHere: CORRECTION:
Actually -- to be techinically correct to Canon -- the female worm charmer would be Sheeana from Rakis, not Muad-dib.

I'm reading this book right now so I'm getting a kick out of replies like this.

/actually not just saying this to hit a fark meme, I'm really reading Heretics right now.

EskimoDave: I just watched Dune last night for the first time. It was weird and made no sense.

The movie is almost nothing like the book at all. Read the book, it's worth it.

Hooya: ObscureNameHere: CORRECTION:
Actually -- to be techinically correct to Canon -- the female worm charmer would be Sheeana from Rakis, not Muad-dib.

I'm reading this book right now so I'm getting a kick out of replies like this.

/actually not just saying this to hit a fark meme, I'm really reading Heretics right now.

Good! Stop after reading "ChapterHouse". Now matter what Amazon tells, there are only SIX DUNE BOOKS!

Has PETA protested this yet?