That's a paddlin'.

Donald_McRonald: That's a paddlin'.




Great.

Now you'll have this entire thread in a row.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Great.

Now you'll have this entire thread in a row.

You don't really expect him to float by with just one comment, do you?

Gaboo:
You don't really expect him to float by with just one comment, do you?

I think he was given a stern enough warning.

Gaboo: You don't really expect him to float by with just one comment, do you?

Littledogg: I think he was given a stern enough warning.

Look, I just don't want anyone to give him a load of ship about that post, okay?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:

Look, I just don't want anyone to give him a load of ship about that post, okay?

Something tells me we won't be able to prevent a rapid stream of puns in this thread.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Great.

Now you'll have this entire thread in a row.

*Takes a bow*

Littledogg: Something tells me we won't be able to prevent a rapid stream of puns in this thread.

I don't know why this should be a bad thing.

How could I hate this? Already, I lake this thread VERY MUCH.

Donald_McRonald: *Takes a bow*

Keep up the good work, you're KEELING me here!

Sounds like just another day in Peterborough.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I don't know why this should be a bad thing.

How could I hate this? Already, I lake this thread VERY MUCH.

Well then I will not interrupt oar thwart the current flow of comments.

I can't think of a good pun. Canoe?

No more puns, please. You'll give me a stroke.

I can't list all the reasons why you guys need to stop punning. Whatever floats your boat, I guess, but Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener started all this by giving Donald_McRonald a Dutch rudder. I'm probably headed against the current here, but I don't like the cut of your jib. You're probably all sucking down boat drinks instead of beer, like a proper Farker. When did Fark start letting in all the floatsam? I know that anyone can tack their message up here, but there used to be standards. It's time for Fark to get rid of all the ballast, and run this site shipshape.

Sorry for being so windy, but things just came to a head.

Sounds like someone needs a stern letter.

These puns are hard to fathom. I'm just not in the same league as you all.

/the comments from the Redding yokels are legendary, btw

It seems to me that you guys are all drunk... I suspect too much port.

So, he's not allowed to go to the cops, but going to the press is a fine idea just the same.

It would be nice if we could have some STREAMING video of this.

Ya'll should know that puns are strictly verboaten.

Wanted for questioning

what the hull?

Since when are there 30 cans in a case of beer?

Mine all top out at 24.

Nooooo funny shtuff.

Hello mother leopard, i have your cub
you must protect her, but that will be expensive
10,000 kola nuts, wrapped in brown paper
midnight, behind the box
i'll he the hyena, you'll see

Dont steal this mans canoe...EVAR.



/hot
//oblig canoe related picture

Speaking of canoes and beer, why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

dead_dangler: Speaking of canoes and beer, why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

Man, you beat me by 5 minutes!!!

They're both farking close to water!

Littledogg: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:

Look, I just don't want anyone to give him a load of ship about that post, okay?

Something tells me we won't be able to prevent a rapid stream of puns in this thread.

I'm gunwale punish each and every person who posts a terrible pun in this thread.

"Tippecanoe and Tyler too"