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(Some Guy) Weird If you want your canoe back meet me with 30 cans of beer. You will receive a call in the next few days with more details. Remember, no cops   (redding.com) divider line 31
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Donald_McRonald 2009-06-28 05:34:02 AM  
That's a paddlin'.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 05:38:00 AM  
Donald_McRonald: That's a paddlin'.

i210.photobucket.com


Great.

Now you'll have this entire thread in a row.

 
Gaboo 2009-06-28 05:45:14 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Great.

Now you'll have this entire thread in a row.


You don't really expect him to float by with just one comment, do you?

 
Littledogg 2009-06-28 05:52:00 AM  
Gaboo:
You don't really expect him to float by with just one comment, do you?


I think he was given a stern enough warning.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 05:52:52 AM  
Gaboo: You don't really expect him to float by with just one comment, do you?

Littledogg: I think he was given a stern enough warning.

Look, I just don't want anyone to give him a load of ship about that post, okay?

 
Littledogg 2009-06-28 06:02:45 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:

Look, I just don't want anyone to give him a load of ship about that post, okay?


Something tells me we won't be able to prevent a rapid stream of puns in this thread.

 
Donald_McRonald 2009-06-28 06:06:16 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Great.

Now you'll have this entire thread in a row.


*Takes a bow*

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 06:06:55 AM  
Littledogg: Something tells me we won't be able to prevent a rapid stream of puns in this thread.

I don't know why this should be a bad thing.

How could I hate this? Already, I lake this thread VERY MUCH.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 06:08:21 AM  
Donald_McRonald: *Takes a bow*

Keep up the good work, you're KEELING me here!

 
Mrs. Chomsky 2009-06-28 06:35:43 AM  
Sounds like just another day in Peterborough.

 
Littledogg 2009-06-28 06:40:09 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I don't know why this should be a bad thing.

How could I hate this? Already, I lake this thread VERY MUCH.


Well then I will not interrupt oar thwart the current flow of comments.

 
Ablejack 2009-06-28 07:21:29 AM  
I can't think of a good pun. Canoe?

 
Blues Drive Monster 2009-06-28 07:30:02 AM  
No more puns, please. You'll give me a stroke.

 
Timdesuyo 2009-06-28 07:35:21 AM  
I can't list all the reasons why you guys need to stop punning. Whatever floats your boat, I guess, but Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener started all this by giving Donald_McRonald a Dutch rudder. I'm probably headed against the current here, but I don't like the cut of your jib. You're probably all sucking down boat drinks instead of beer, like a proper Farker. When did Fark start letting in all the floatsam? I know that anyone can tack their message up here, but there used to be standards. It's time for Fark to get rid of all the ballast, and run this site shipshape.

Sorry for being so windy, but things just came to a head.

 
jafiwam 2009-06-28 07:38:01 AM  
Sounds like someone needs a stern letter.

 
BalugaJoe 2009-06-28 07:43:25 AM  
i14.photobucket.com

 
That_Bob_Guy 2009-06-28 07:50:00 AM  
These puns are hard to fathom. I'm just not in the same league as you all.

/the comments from the Redding yokels are legendary, btw

 
marty200 2009-06-28 07:58:09 AM  
It seems to me that you guys are all drunk... I suspect too much port.

 
durbnpoisn 2009-06-28 08:52:23 AM  
So, he's not allowed to go to the cops, but going to the press is a fine idea just the same.

 
artthehypnotist 2009-06-28 09:09:15 AM  
It would be nice if we could have some STREAMING video of this.

 
Binuru [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 09:10:18 AM  
Ya'll should know that puns are strictly verboaten.

 
Adaptiv 2009-06-28 09:50:31 AM  
i44.photobucket.com



Wanted for questioning

 
ooorgh 2009-06-28 10:17:20 AM  
what the hull?

 
jmr61 2009-06-28 10:27:48 AM  
Since when are there 30 cans in a case of beer?

Mine all top out at 24.

 
WinEmAll 2009-06-28 11:16:16 AM  
Nooooo funny shtuff.

 
vandenberg. 2009-06-28 11:26:01 AM  
Hello mother leopard, i have your cub
you must protect her, but that will be expensive
10,000 kola nuts, wrapped in brown paper
midnight, behind the box
i'll he the hyena, you'll see

 
Fixxor 2009-06-28 11:28:43 AM  
Dont steal this mans canoe...EVAR.

theamalgam.files.wordpress.com

/hot
//oblig canoe related picture

 
dead_dangler [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-28 12:03:30 PM  
Speaking of canoes and beer, why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

 
Gough 2009-06-28 12:09:43 PM  
dead_dangler: Speaking of canoes and beer, why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

Man, you beat me by 5 minutes!!!

They're both farking close to water!

 
Ghastly [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 02:36:21 PM  
Littledogg: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:

Look, I just don't want anyone to give him a load of ship about that post, okay?

Something tells me we won't be able to prevent a rapid stream of puns in this thread.


I'm gunwale punish each and every person who posts a terrible pun in this thread.

 
CoysOdie 2009-06-28 05:06:01 PM  
"Tippecanoe and Tyler too"

blogs.e-rockford.com

 
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