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(CBS 2 Lost Angeles) Strange Headache? Perhaps you got shot in the eyebrow from a mile away   (cbs2.com) divider line 29
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Megain [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 08:33:50 AM  
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StormDawg 2009-06-28 08:37:53 AM  
Headache? Perhaps you got shot in the eyebrow from a mile away

Can't rule anything out these days.

 
zvoidx 2009-06-28 08:41:52 AM  
...aaand my eyebrow is now itchy.

 
Denial_of_Death 2009-06-28 08:43:26 AM  
Could be hit with automatic fire without noticing:

i44.tinypic.com


Could be hit by WMD without noticing:

i41.tinypic.com

/family atomics!

 
bingo the psych-o 2009-06-28 08:48:13 AM  
If she had owned a gun none of this would have happened! You just aren't safe without a gun!

/got nothing

 
Hoax_Device 2009-06-28 08:50:59 AM  
Did Rudy Waltz do it?

 
rindeee 2009-06-28 09:05:08 AM  
9mm travel a mile while maintaining that velocity? No. 10 blocks equals a "more than a mile" in Long Beach? Again, no.

 
skinink 2009-06-28 09:16:16 AM  
Bullet On, apply directly to the forehead!
Bullet On, apply directly to the forehead!
Bullet On, apply directly to the forehead!

 
Pay the Man 2009-06-28 09:19:48 AM  
skinink: Bullet On, apply directly to the forehead!
Bullet On, apply directly to the forehead!
Bullet On, apply directly to the forehead!


Kudos! +1

 
thelordofcheese 2009-06-28 09:30:04 AM  
Pay the Man: skinink: Bullet On, apply directly to the forehead!
Bullet On, apply directly to the forehead!
Bullet On, apply directly to the forehead!

Kudos! +1


I can find 2 things wrong with your post.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 10:43:31 AM  
Was he standing by any cans?

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 10:46:30 AM  
Oh...

FTFA: The 49-year-old woman said that she and her husband were sleeping when she was awakened by pain in her head at about 2 a.m. Friday.

I was going to ask, "Penis?"

But then...

FTFA: The 9mm bullet entered her forehead, glanced off her skull and came out through her eyebrow.

Ouch.

Shot through the eyebrow, it seems.

 
That_Bob_Guy 2009-06-28 10:58:51 AM  
One of the risks you have to take if you want to live in the beautiful city of Long Beach.

 
skrewtinyzer [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 11:08:26 AM  
She should put a barbell through it.

You know, take advantage of the situation.

 
mexican bathtub cheese 2009-06-28 11:36:55 AM  
No. I'm pretty sure it's because I drank too much.

 
quadcam 2009-06-28 11:40:23 AM  
Ow! my Balls!!

 
liquid duane-o 2009-06-28 11:52:09 AM  
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told ya so

 
MBA Whore 2009-06-28 11:52:26 AM  
She got a facial she will never forget.

 
sbrister 2009-06-28 11:55:02 AM  
subby FAILS. A 9MM can not travel a mile. Now a 50 cal thats a different story.

 
abigsmurf 2009-06-28 12:02:50 PM  
sbrister: subby FAILS. A 9MM can not travel a mile. Now a 50 cal thats a different story.

Even if it was shot up into the air? People have been killed by falling bullets that were 'shot harmlessly into the sky'.

 
tenhigh 2009-06-28 12:59:40 PM  
sbrister: subby FAILS. A 9MM can not travel a mile. Now a 50 cal thats a different story.

Just because you play a lot of Call of Duty 4 doesn't mean you know anything about firearms.

 
OscarTamerz 2009-06-28 02:01:34 PM  
I lived in Long Beach and a cop unloaded his automatic at somebody behind my apartment. I decided to move to Orange County.

 
Spoonfed'sBuddy 2009-06-28 02:10:42 PM  
sbrister: subby FAILS. A 9MM can not travel a mile. Now a 50 cal thats a different story.

9mm Luger (Parabellum) (124 gr RN)
Muzzle Velocity 1120 ft/s
Maximum Range 2400 yard, 1.36 mile
Impact Velocity 350 ft/s

Maximum distance for a bullet to travel and maximum distance a person can take an aimed shot using a given round are two different things.

 
kestraaal 2009-06-28 03:25:27 PM  
Yay for Vonnegut!

 
Links 2009-06-28 04:38:54 PM  
Ha. Take that, feral ghoul.

 
CoysOdie 2009-06-28 04:41:59 PM  
sbrister: subby FAILS. A 9MM can not travel a mile. Now a 50 cal thats a different story.

Stop picking on subby, and read the article.
"
Police say the bullet may have been fired during a fight more than a mile away. "

 
eliz1bef 2009-06-28 05:39:12 PM  
sbrister: subby FAILS. A 9MM can not travel a mile. Now a 50 cal thats a different story.

RTFA.

I'd also imagine that shot didn't travel a straight horizontal mile. It likely went up in the air and back down at an angle with a little help from gravity.

Or, they are wrong about the club shooting being the source, and the bullet came from some yahoo firing up to celebrate the coming of July 4th. That sort of shiat happens around here constantly.

 
Mad-n-FL 2009-06-28 06:08:45 PM  
Sarcastica75: Oh...

FTFA: ~ she was awakened by pain in her head at about 2 a.m. Friday.


Fear is gone?

 
Squawky [TotalFark] 2009-06-29 01:12:28 PM  
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