Well played.

Can someone help me understand the headline? I'm stumped.

Relatively Obscure: Can someone help me understand the headline? I'm stumped.


Just think about it a little.

Relatively Obscure: Can someone help me understand the headline? I'm stumped

You have a short attention span.

My wit is clearly dwarfed by the other posters.

Relatively Obscure: Can someone help me understand the headline? I'm stumped.

Its not the 51st or the 53erd annual national conference in New York City......

I'd read this but I'm a little short on time.

Why didn't I get the memo?

Vertically Challenged: Why didn't I get the memo?

These conferences would be over your head anyway.

was anyone else sad there were no pics? lol

Any ACK ACK ters there?

A few years ago, two friends and their wives went out for drinks at a Cincinnati hotel. The guys had chosen the time & date deliberately, as one of the wives would soon discover.

Nancy, one of the wives, had been teased for years about being short because she's just a shade over 5' tall. All four of them are very outgoing and soon were chatting up everyone in the bar. Nancy first casually observed, "I'm one of the tallest people in here, so you can't tease me about being short."

Then it sunk in: "Hey wait, you guys have taken me to a midget convention!"

Pffft, short people piss me off...

I've got a little something to say , although it may bring you down.

Seriously though, I've heard first hand from a little person with many sources backing it up that the term "midget" is offensive to them and they basically equate it to the "N" word.

I hate the over-reaching of political correctness as much as anyone, but I think it's only right that you call a group of people what they prefer to be called.

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
`Round here

Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here

Now I know I watched too much cable tv as a kid.

AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Any ACK ACK ters there?

Came for the ACK ACK. Left satisfied.

/++

Popped into my head when I read the headline:



Victor has the misfortune to be beaten up by midgets after entering the bathroom spraying midge spray.

Oh, "Midgets"! I thought you said midges.

Nothing short of Headlines of the Week should be in this one's future....

The one day of the year that elevators don't smell as bad to them.

Mandapants: Now I know I watched too much cable tv as a kid.

I loved that movie
"Waitress: Would you like crushed nuts?
Midget: Would you like smashed tits?"

The article is useless without group pics!

worlds tallest midget: Pffft, short people piss me off...

short tempered aren't weee?

These go to 1.

Cool, I was looking for something to do today.

And it's not only merely held,
But really most sincerely held.

cousin meril: I've got a little something to say , although it may bring you down.

Seriously though, I've heard first hand from a little person with many sources backing it up that the term "midget" is offensive to them and they basically equate it to the "N" word.

I hate the over-reaching of political correctness as much as anyone, but I think it's only right that you call a group of people what they prefer to be called.

I agree with you, but the trouble is there's no real alternatives for them. 'Little person' is just condescending, and the definition of 'dwarf' is "being in the form of a small, often misshapen and ugly, man, usually having magic powers."

Sorry guys, but midget is about the only way you can really go right now.

TheOther: These go to 1.

I under-estimated your wit.

AnnoyingKidNextDoor: cousin meril: I've got a little something to say , although it may bring you down.

Seriously though, I've heard first hand from a little person with many sources backing it up that the term "midget" is offensive to them and they basically equate it to the "N" word.

I hate the over-reaching of political correctness as much as anyone, but I think it's only right that you call a group of people what they prefer to be called.

I agree with you, but the trouble is there's no real alternatives for them. 'Little person' is just condescending, and the definition of 'dwarf' is "being in the form of a small, often misshapen and ugly, man, usually having magic powers."

Sorry guys, but midget is about the only way you can really go right now.

You could always call them Hobbits

You see... words are like bullets!

I used to work with a dwarf woman. She was middle-aged, married (to another dwarf) and somewhat dumpy. Still, the general concensus among the men in the office was that we would nail her if given the chance, for the novelty.

I once met a person that found every word offensive.

Does anyone know if they are holding the national midget tossing championship at the same venue?

i farked a midget once.

i was on a lot of ecstasy (3 pills) and i met this midget broad at a bar and i took her home and i couldnt get my pecker even 1/2 way in.

it really sucked.

i'm not that big but it was like trying to ride a Yacht through a kiddie pool.

she sucked like champ though.

it made me wonder if midgets don't get laid very often, cuz she was REALLY enthusiastic.

or maybe they get porked all the time cuz drunken perverts like me always wanna see what it's like to fark a midget.

either way, i'm just glad that i did it, but i wouldn't do it agian.

her head had a big bump like a dolphin's head, and it was kinda hard to maintain an erection.

even on that much ecstasy, it wasn't easy to be non-judgmental.

but i tried.

I completely overlooked this event, as did the rest of NYC.

/My growth was STUMPED by the headline

Jamieboy: Popped into my head when I read the headline:



Victor has the misfortune to be beaten up by midgets after entering the bathroom spraying midge spray.

Oh, "Midgets"! I thought you said midges.



What midges vs. a douchebag may look like.

/you know it's hot

TheMadChaosopher: i was on a lot of ecstasy (3 pills) and i met this midget broad at a bar and i took her home and i couldnt get my pecker even 1/2 way in.

Are you fishing for "Dude, it's because your wang is so big" compliments?

/because if so...
//I'll need to stand while golf-clapping.

AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Any ACK ACK ters there?

He was going to the Jersey Shore for 'a vacation' despite needing surgery. And the last few appearances of him have been him going on and on about hating the 'Eric the Midget' name....he's going.

And I'm guessing he'll come back, still biatching about the name that he's had for years. And still not knowing what is offensive about 'midget' anyway. And probably be banned because of his nude pics with a whore.

Lookit that! The put a little suit on it!!!

Sarcastica75: TheMadChaosopher: i was on a lot of ecstasy (3 pills) and i met this midget broad at a bar and i took her home and i couldnt get my pecker even 1/2 way in.

Are you fishing for "Dude, it's because your wang is so big" compliments?

/because if so...
//I'll need to stand while golf-clapping.

hahahahahahaha, no dude my pecker is not that big, and i wasn't fishing for anything, just telling a tale about the only midget i've ever met.

the LAST thing i expected for confessing to farking a midget on Fark, was "compliments".

i wouldn't admit to it in real life, but I'll fess up here.

TheMadChaosopher:
the LAST thing i expected for confessing to farking a midget on Fark, was "compliments".

i wouldn't admit to it in real life, but I'll fess up here.

Really?

Why not?

If I had farked a midget, I'd probably have a t-shirt made, and use that fact as a conversation starter.

cousin meril: I've got a little something to say , although it may bring you down.

Seriously though, I've heard first hand from a little person with many sources backing it up that the term "midget" is offensive to them and they basically equate it to the "N" word.

I hate the over-reaching of political correctness as much as anyone, but I think it's only right that you call a group of people what they prefer to be called.

I prefer to be called His Highness the Third Principle King of East Lower Awesomedom On the Thames. I expect you to use this term henceforth.

TheMadChaosopher: Sarcastica75: TheMadChaosopher: i was on a lot of ecstasy (3 pills) and i met this midget broad at a bar and i took her home and i couldnt get my pecker even 1/2 way in.

Are you fishing for "Dude, it's because your wang is so big" compliments?

/because if so...
//I'll need to stand while golf-clapping.

hahahahahahaha, no dude my pecker is not that big, and i wasn't fishing for anything, just telling a tale about the only midget i've ever met.

the LAST thing i expected for confessing to farking a midget on Fark, was "compliments".

i wouldn't admit to it in real life, but I'll fess up here.

Heh.

His Highness the Third Principle King of East Lower Awesomedom On the Thames:

I prefer to be called His Highness the Third Principle King of East Lower Awesomedom On the Thames. I expect you to use this term henceforth.

Isn't that a bit unwieldy? Hell, that name's bigger than most midgets we're talking about!

ok, so i know from personal experience that female midgets have really small vaginas, do male midgets have very small penises?

i want to do a google images search for "midget penis" but i'm worried that might be gay.

NY you say?


/hot

Relatively Obscure: Can someone help me understand the headline? I'm stumped.

*snicker*

God's little punchlines.

I met Bridgett the Midget at an airport a few years ago. She was boarding a flight that makes me think she was headed to The Bunny Ranch. She pretty much stayed off to the side to try to avoid being noticed.