OK, so they are not unaware that they are morans. Good.

Is this the first noncontroversial thing (by Fark's standards) WND has ever said?

I hate these people. Obama was born:

1. In the state of Hawaii, part of the US by that time.

2. To a mother who held US citizenship.

Either of those makes him a citizen.

Hell, McCain was born in the PCZ and you don't hear them being paranoid about that. (Probably because he is white. There, I said it.)

One must actually have a theory in order to be a conspiracy theorist.

This is not without cost to us in terms of credibility

Your credibility is unchanged.

/like me complaining about the devaluation of my gold pressed latinum.

I don't think that they are conspiracy theorists. I think that they are just plain nuts.

SherKhan: Your credibility is unchanged.

My thought exactly.

\"Nothing from nothing is still nothing..."

Aside from the standard craziness, the statement that Obama is "the most left-wing president in history" is new to me and considerably ups their lunatic factor, a feat I didn't think was possible for WND.

Fellows: Aside from the standard craziness, the statement that Obama is "the most left-wing president in history" is new to me and considerably ups their lunatic factor, a feat I didn't think was possible for WND.

For all we know, it could be a chicken eating joke.

Sid_6.7: Hell, McCain was born in the PCZ and you don't hear them being paranoid about that.

If the liberals had'nt used ACORN and stollen the election for Barry HUSSAIN Obama then they would of been yelling "OMFG hes not a CITIZEN" about President Mccain whose a real citizen because the canals US property . If you doubt my truth just read the daily KOS or the new York Times to see how the Democrat party is -- they cant tell the truth about ANYTHING like how ObeyMe is having a cencus to keep track of how big the internmnt camps will need to be to hold all the Real Americans who have being trying to stop him from givin OUR country to the muslins.

And if you can't see this which is plain as the nose on your face your a moran.

Fellows: Aside from the standard craziness, the statement that Obama is "the most left-wing president in history" is new to me and considerably ups their lunatic factor, a feat I didn't think was possible for WND.

Have you heard the new talking point? When faced with the very sensible question, which is "Why the hell would Obama or any Democratic politician want to do these crazy left-wing things you're implying that they're doing, since it would doom their chance of reelection", the idea is that Obama is just in office to do as much damage as is possible in the four years he has until such a point as his term runs out or he's impeached.

People have actually told this to me in response to the question. I suspect they read WND and listen to Rush. The crazy idea that he's not actually our president, that he's some sort of Manchurian candidate with a fake birth certificate, lying to get into office just so he can use his radical agenda, has been deliberately fueled by the fringe Right as a way of justifying any sort of attack against him. After all, "Respect the President", that we heard when Bush was in office, doesn't apply when Obama's, of course, not the real president. He's an impostor! That means we can fight him tooth and nail.

And this is why the GOP is tearing itself apart and spiraling down the drain.

The world is a delightfully mad place. These crazies are simply a more concentrated sample. 190 proof to the more standard 40.

/not a bookmark

co-conspirator: If the liberals had'nt used ACORN and stollen the election for Barry HUSSAIN Obama then they would of been yelling "OMFG hes not a CITIZEN" about President Mccain whose a real citizen because the canals US property . If you doubt my truth just read the daily KOS or the new York Times to see how the Democrat party is -- they cant tell the truth about ANYTHING like how ObeyMe is having a cencus to keep track of how big the internmnt camps will need to be to hold all the Real Americans who have being trying to stop him from givin OUR country to the muslins.

And if you can't see this which is plain as the nose on your face your a moran.

Diabolical genius.


/and, hey--STOLLEN!--->

I love how Obama is soooo left-wing. I loved how Bill Maher has taken the issue to task in his last couple of episodes.

Here's the thing: I can kind of see where most conspiracy theories come from. I mean, the JFK assassination is sort of shady, the MLK assassination even more so, and, yeah, the collapse of the WTC on 9/11 does look a little funny at first glance (if you don't actually then research the physics behind it.)

But this birth certificate thing is utterly insane. The state of Hawaii has confirmed there is a valid, certified birth certificate for him. There is a birth notice for him in the newspaper at that time.

There is absolutely nothing here. It's absolutely deranged.

This is not without cost to us in terms of credibility

WND had credibility? Who knew?

jake_lex: But this birth certificate thing is utterly insane. The state of Hawaii has confirmed there is a valid, certified birth certificate for him. There is a birth notice for him in the newspaper at that time.

He's released his COLB. Hawaii statute 338:18 prevents the release of his original birth certificate. There's a specific legal reason why the "original, long-form" certificate can't and won't be released to the public. Its existence and validity have been verified by the Hawaii Department of Health's director.

What the fark will satisfy them, that's legally permissible?

Bloody William: He's released his COLB. Hawaii statute 338:18 prevents the release of his original birth certificate. There's a specific legal reason why the "original, long-form" certificate can't and won't be released to the public. Its existence and validity have been verified by the Hawaii Department of Health's director.

What the fark will satisfy them, that's legally permissible?

Nothing will. But it doesn't even matter. His mother (pops) was a US citizen, therefore he is too, regardless of where he was born. He could have been born on the moon, for all it matters. One US citizen as a parent equates to a US citizen as a child. It's a non-issue, but these nuts are going to attack it anyways.

Bloody William: What the fark will satisfy them, that's legally permissible?

Nancy Grace, the shiat-Tzu Nostril Monster?

I was owned by the filter for a breed of dogs I spelled correctly.

THERE WAS AN "H" BEFORE THE "T."

neppyman: Bloody William: He's released his COLB. Hawaii statute 338:18 prevents the release of his original birth certificate. There's a specific legal reason why the "original, long-form" certificate can't and won't be released to the public. Its existence and validity have been verified by the Hawaii Department of Health's director.

What the fark will satisfy them, that's legally permissible?

Nothing will. But it doesn't even matter. His mother (pops) was a US citizen, therefore he is too, regardless of where he was born. He could have been born on the moon, for all it matters. One US citizen as a parent equates to a US citizen as a child. It's a non-issue, but these nuts are going to attack it anyways.

Sighhhhhhh...

You do know that the Constitution requires the President to be native-born. Right?

So, his mother's citizenship is totally moot. She could have been from any country. But the President has to be a native-born citizen. Remember? Schwarzenegger wanted to change the law at one time to make himself eligible?

Jeez.

And I do wish people would shut the fark up about the birth certificate. It's there. It's been certified. Kreist, you asshats.

"This is not without cost to us in terms of credibility"

They assume they had any? Thats so cute.

"many in the mainstream MSM media attack us as conspiracy theorists"

Mainstream Mainstream Media Media?

sheikmagnet: "many in the mainstream MSM media attack us as conspiracy theorists"

Mainstream Mainstream Media Media?

They pursue grammar and spelling less vigorously.

SherKhan: /like me complaining about the devaluation of my gold pressed latinum.

Devaluation?

"Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever." (FR0A 102)

All that B. Hussein Obama has to do is present the original, bonofide birth certificate for public inspection. He can do that no matter what the rules of Hawaii are.

He refuses. Why?

He's already spent over a MILLION dollars in legal fees fighting the constitutional requirement to do that.

WHY?

Gato Negro: All that B. Hussein Obama has to do is present the original, bonofide birth certificate for public inspection. He can do that no matter what the rules of Hawaii are.

He refuses. Why?

He's already spent over a MILLION dollars in legal fees fighting the constitutional requirement to do that.

WHY?

To provide people like me with endless entertainment from people like you. Money well spent, if I do say.

Benevolent Misanthrope: neppyman: Bloody William:


Remember? Schwarzenegger wanted to change the law at one time to make himself eligible?

That won't happen until all restaurants are Taco Bell

Benevolent Misanthrope: You do know that the Constitution requires the President to be native-born. Right?

So, his mother's citizenship is totally moot.

Those two don't go together.

Natural born citizen, in the context of US law, means EITHER:
a) A child of any parentage born in the USA, OR
b) A child with a parent who is a US citizen, born anywhere.

Basically it means someone who is a citizen because of their birth, not because they applied for citizenship. My brother's friend is a natural born US citizen even though he was born in Germany.

I am disgusted and angry about a lot of Barack's BS so far, but this is silly. The guy is a farking citizen. Move along now. Be critical of shiat that he has actually done/is doing. There is no need to pursue this conspiracy theory NONSENSE.

thamike: One must actually have a theory in order to be a conspiracy theorist.

They've got a theory. The theory is that:

1) Obama was actually born in Kenya
2) Someone planted a birth notification in a Hawaii newspaper over 40 years ago because they knew his natural-born citizenship would be important one day
3) The birth certificate released by Obama is fake.

It's a great theory.

Benevolent Misanthrope: Sighhhhhhh...

You do know that the Constitution requires the President to be native-born. Right?

Article 2 of the U.S. Constitution:

No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.

/People who type "siggghhh" are assholes, no matter how agreeable or pleasant they are.

At WND, we don't mock patriotic Americans trying to set their country right. We don't rewrite White House press releases and call it news. We don't bow and scrape before President Obama or anyone else. We don't pretend abortion is OK, or that same-sex marriage is good, or that global warming is "proven science," or that more government is the solution to all problems, or that Palestinian leaders wants peace, or that the Constitution is old-fashioned, or that the "Federal Reserve" is good for America. In short, we're not politically correct and we have no sacred cows. Instead, we really do strive to tell the truth that Americans desperately need and deserve to hear.

Holy shiat, the laughter resulted in hot coffee out my nose. Ouch ;/

>> "WND is the only news organization ...blah blah

Translation "We must be the greatest".

Whenever dealing with an ego maniac remember the Cornell study that came out a few years ago.

It showed that those that are the most confident in their abilities are often the least competent. Bush verified that in spades.

Friends, can you imagine, during America's Revolutionary War days, the press covering the Boston Tea Party by mocking it and turning virtually every sentence into a sexual joke?

I know that WND's lunacy is apparent in just about every sentence, but this one struck me as especially humorous. These fecal-brained reactionaries actually equate themselves with those who helped spark the Revolution.

The teabaggers were laughed at because they were a fkn joke. Period.

I know you might take the "at the time of the adoption" part out of context, but don't bother. Natural born and naturalized can be fought in the courts. It just hasn't yet. And despite what the meatheads wish to do, it won't be this time.

Benevolent Misanthrope: neppyman: Bloody William: He's released his COLB. Hawaii statute 338:18 prevents the release of his original birth certificate. There's a specific legal reason why the "original, long-form" certificate can't and won't be released to the public. Its existence and validity have been verified by the Hawaii Department of Health's director.

What the fark will satisfy them, that's legally permissible?

Nothing will. But it doesn't even matter. His mother (pops) was a US citizen, therefore he is too, regardless of where he was born. He could have been born on the moon, for all it matters. One US citizen as a parent equates to a US citizen as a child. It's a non-issue, but these nuts are going to attack it anyways.

Sighhhhhhh...

You do know that the Constitution requires the President to be native-born. Right?

So, his mother's citizenship is totally moot. She could have been from any country. But the President has to be a native-born citizen. Remember? Schwarzenegger wanted to change the law at one time to make himself eligible?

Jeez.

And I do wish people would shut the fark up about the birth certificate. It's there. It's been certified. Kreist, you asshats.

I know this has been pointed out numerous times.

Natural born =/= native born

Hender: Gato Negro: All that B. Hussein Obama has to do is present the original, bonofide birth certificate for public inspection. He can do that no matter what the rules of Hawaii are.

He refuses. Why?

He's already spent over a MILLION dollars in legal fees fighting the constitutional requirement to do that.

WHY?

To provide people like me with endless entertainment from people like you. Money well spent, if I do say.

/lol, this

Lionel Mandrake: The teabaggers were laughed at because they were a fkn joke. Period.

It helped that the Tea Party people didn't call themselves "teabaggers."

But they were assholes, too.

thamike: Benevolent Misanthrope: Sighhhhhhh...

You do know that the Constitution requires the President to be native-born. Right?

Article 2 of the U.S. Constitution:

No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.

/People who type "siggghhh" are assholes, no matter how agreeable or pleasant they are.

Dude. You don't know how to read the Constitution. Do you have a GED in Law?

The interesting thing is that Bush was trying to amend it so foreign-born "folks" could become president. Funny how you f*ckheads selectively forget that.

Translation: Hate Obama? Give us your money, you'll feel better.

Save us, WND!

cameroncrazy1984: Dude. You don't know how to read the Constitution. Do you have a GED in Law?

No, I just lack a GED in bold-face. But I addressed your problem with my comment already.

Gato Negro: All that B. Hussein Obama has to do is present the original, bonofide birth certificate for public inspection. He can do that no matter what the rules of Hawaii are.

He refuses. Why?

He's already spent over a MILLION dollars in legal fees fighting the constitutional requirement to do that.

WHY?

Do you really want President Hussein to have the power to overturn state laws?!

Goddamn liberal.

thamike: Benevolent Misanthrope: Sighhhhhhh...

You do know that the Constitution requires the President to be native-born. Right?

Article 2 of the U.S. Constitution:

No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.

/People who type "siggghhh" are assholes, no matter how agreeable or pleasant they are.

The stupid is strong this morning.

thamike: The interesting thing is that Bush was trying to amend it so foreign-born "folks" could become president. Funny how you f*ckheads selectively forget that.

[citation needed]

So what is the alternative that these nuts are suggesting? That his mom lived in a village in Kenya, had him, then snuck him into the US without any documentations?