How very odd. If I ever rode a public bus I would carry a gun. The guy with the knife is lucky to be alive. There are not that many people in south Florida unarmed.

How do you neuter Michael Jackson?
Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing.

What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
Got two fives for a ten?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Jockey?
A jockey can legally mount 3 year olds

What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
Richard got burned on Coke, Michael got burned on Pepsi!

Did you hear about the new charity that Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson sterted? It's called the Ignited Negro College Fund!

/I'll be here all night
//be sure to tip your waitperson

/facepalm.
God damn it Florida.

I guess that's a little like how Fark would be if we were all face to face.

Man riding bus announces Michael Jackson died. Driver chimes in saying he should have been in jail, passenger declares that he was a musical talent, someone else gets pissed and then the knife comes out

Now there's a way to scream "NO, YOU!"

/ffs.

Anyone who sticks up for Michael Jackson deserves to be chased by a person wielding a knife.

This is why we need the internet. It's less stabby in here.

The brotherhood is strong

He's still causing havoc from beyond the grave.

EL_FABREZ: I guess that's a little like how Fark would be if we were all face to face.

This. Also:

When I heard MJ had died, I couldn't believe it. I just sat, repeating to myself "He's dead. He's dead. He's really really dead."

But he was fighting a heart condition; he just couldn't beat it.

He was supposed to start a 55-concert tour. If you're 50 with a heart condtion, you really don't wanna be starting something.

*bow*

in other news, autopsy was conducted in about three hours but they are going to do further testing so they are with holding the results.

Did Eddie Van Halen start playing a guitar solo in the background?

Haha I lol'd

He was gonna carve the old dude's face up like Michael Jackson's.

Githerax: EL_FABREZ: I guess that's a little like how Fark would be if we were all face to face.

This. Also:

When I heard MJ had died, I couldn't believe it. I just sat, repeating to myself "He's dead. He's dead. He's really really dead."

But he was fighting a heart condition; he just couldn't beat it.

He was supposed to start a 55-concert tour. If you're 50 with a heart condtion, you really don't wanna be starting something.

*bow*

you shouldn't say, say, say things like that

/he's booked here now

BasqueBastard: How do you neuter Michael Jackson?
Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing.

What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
Got two fives for a ten?

You sir are going to hell.

Q:So why did Micheal Jackson's adopted son run away from home.
A:Because he didn't like the way he was being reared.

\Be seeing you on the other side.

/that's ignorant

He's gonna be cremated down to moldable plastic and formed into Lego's, so the kids can play with him for a change.

/shotgun!

Have you guys got anything better?

BasqueBastard: Did you hear about the new charity that Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson sterted? It's called the Ignited Negro College Fund!

/I'll be here all night

I really wish you weren't. That 'Ignited Negro' joke has been around since the very early 1980's.

Now you run off and find some fresh material, k?

This headline just summed up my first week of the fifth grade.

subby should admit that his idea of good story submissions are total FAIL!!!!!!


dumb fark

BillaBong: Did Eddie Van Halen start playing a guitar solo in the background?

WINNAR!

I don't get it, why was the dude with the knife so pissed about MJ being called a great musical talent? I expected the story to be the other way around with some crazed MJ fan going off after he was called a pedo. Had to re-read it to be sure. Was knife guys kid poked by Jackson or something? Or is he the one person in the world that hated Thriller?

Hence the Name...: He's gonna be cremated down to moldable plastic and formed into Lego's, so the kids can play with him for a change.

/shotgun!

on a serious note here, this comment made me wonder, and any farkers here who practice medicine (legal medicine) clarify this. with all the surgeries and work he has had done on himself over the years, is it possible that this could have been a major contributing factor in his death?

yosluggo: Anyone who sticks up for Michael Jackson deserves to be chased by a person wielding a knife.

oh come on now. just because he ruined his career later in life doesn't mean we can't recognize the fact he had great musical talent back in the day and was the king of pop.

Freak: I don't get it, why was the dude with the knife so pissed about MJ being called a great musical talent? I expected the story to be the other way around with some crazed MJ fan going off after he was called a pedo. Had to re-read it to be sure. Was knife guys kid poked by Jackson or something? Or is he the one person in the world that hated Thriller?

Probably had it in his mind that someone was trying to defend a pedo.

/still think biatches just wanted to extort money from him

jimmyjackfunk: Hence the Name...: He's gonna be cremated down to moldable plastic and formed into Lego's, so the kids can play with him for a change.

/shotgun!

on a serious note here, this comment made me wonder, and any farkers here who practice medicine (legal medicine) clarify this. with all the surgeries and work he has had done on himself over the years, is it possible that this could have been a major contributing factor in his death?

Unless he had an infection then no.

"The bus was moving through the city of North Lauderdale on Thursday when passenger James Kiernan received a text message about Jackson's death on his cell phone, and he read it aloud on the bus, the Broward County Sheriff's Department said.

The unidentified bus driver opined "A hee hee," prompting Kiernan, 60, to retort "Sha-MO-nah," the police report said."

Too bad they both didn't have knives. Then thy could have tied their hands together and had a true fight.

The autopsy was just released.farking food poisoning, can you believe it?

Apparently he ate some 8 year old nuts............

/I'll just take a seat in the aisle

Mogani: yosluggo: Anyone who sticks up for Michael Jackson deserves to be chased by a person wielding a knife.

oh come on now. just because he ruined his career later in life doesn't mean we can't recognize the fact he had great musical talent back in the day and was the king of pop.

Child molestation is a bit more extreme than "ruining his career".

Mogani: yosluggo: Anyone who sticks up for Michael Jackson deserves to be chased by a person wielding a knife.

oh come on now. just because he ruined his career later in life doesn't mean we can't recognize the fact he had great musical talent back in the day and was the king of pop.

That's like recognizing princess Diana for only being a school teacher, you don't focus on one part of their life. He was a good singer, then he failed, hard. He refused to gracefully move on. That is who he is.

Angusmeats: Have you guys got anything better?

This never would have happened on



The SKELETON Bus!

jimmyjackfunk: Hence the Name...: He's gonna be cremated down to moldable plastic and formed into Lego's, so the kids can play with him for a change.

/shotgun!

on a serious note here, this comment made me wonder, and any farkers here who practice medicine (legal medicine) clarify this. with all the surgeries and work he has had done on himself over the years, is it possible that this could have been a major contributing factor in his death?

I wondered the same thing. Seems like Mikey would have been an embolism waiting to happen with all that carving.

/GED in Medicine

qwertypoo: /still think biatches just wanted to extort money from him

so do I. what loving parent in his or her right mind simply walks away from a person who supposedly molested his/her child with money instead of insisting that he go to jail? seriously. if Michael Jackson had molested my child, I wouldn't want his money--I'd want his head on a stick.

I will say that the world is better for his passing. Now if only his followers would follow.

/a talent does not equal a blessing

Oddly enough, a similar story happened to me, only it was over the death of John Bonham, a school bus, and fists. Apparently, the black kids didn't have the same respect for Led. Different time.

gibbon1: BasqueBastard: How do you neuter Michael Jackson?
Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing.

What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
Got two fives for a ten?

You sir are going to hell.

Q:So why did Micheal Jackson's adopted son run away from home.
A:Because he didn't like the way he was being reared.

\Be seeing you on the other side.


And don't forget this classic:

How do you know it's bedtime for Michael Jackson at Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand is over the little hand.

/I'll take a first-class ticket with a window seat, please

Farrah Fawcett entered the pearly gates and St. Peter greeted her tell her she had a good life and if their was anything she could be granted she had one choice. "I want every child on earth safe." St. Peter says, "Your wish is granted." Michael Jackson dropped dead a few moments later. Badum

A lot of people who do bad things have some endearing values. A lot of the worst criminals like serial killers or rapists are able to keep that part of their life secret and do a great job of being a good person in every other way. But if someone makes the choice to commit acts like that, and child molestation, they give up the right to be remembered in any other way but a monster. And just to Godwin the thread, Hitler was a painter. But history doesn't remember him for his artwork. Michael Jackson may have been a singer, and even a good singer. But he doesn't deserve to be remembered as anything but a child molester.

Why would anyone announce on a bus that Michael Jackson died. A celebrity died, so farking what?

A terrorist attack, the assasination or death of a president, a massive earthquake, an alien invasion, those are things you would like to announce. A dead celebrity is NOT important news.

ciararavenblaze: qwertypoo: /still think biatches just wanted to extort money from him

so do I. what loving parent in his or her right mind simply walks away from a person who supposedly molested his/her child with money instead of insisting that he go to jail? seriously. if Michael Jackson had molested my child, I wouldn't want his money--I'd want his head on a stick.

You can never be sure, but to me he was just too much of an easy target, a magnet for people who want to pull shiat like that. I don't know what to think TBH, but it's just my opinion he was innocent.

taurusowner: A lot of people who do bad things have some endearing values. A lot of the worst criminals like serial killers or rapists are able to keep that part of their life secret and do a great job of being a good person in every other way. But if someone makes the choice to commit acts like that, and child molestation, they give up the right to be remembered in any other way but a monster. And just to Godwin the thread, Hitler was a painter. But history doesn't remember him for his artwork. Michael Jackson may have been a singer, and even a good singer. But he doesn't deserve to be remembered as anything but a child molester.

I could not agree with you more. Yet, our enlightened here could espouse nothing more than 'rest in peace' and 'fare-the-well'; truly a sad commentary on the current state of humanity.

/the news rivaled that of 9/11 in terms of internets slowage??? Really???

Ah, public bus trifecta in play. Typical day on Fark.

Heh subby, headline writes itself but I cracked for a few seconsd/

If the victim was a true Michael Jackson fan, when the other passenger pulled out the knife, he should have beat it.