She is the result of humanity's endeavors to ensure that those who should have been removed by natural selection remain.

I found a newer picture of her:

Funny thing is, it's a standard "Fark" like come back. Good one for Palin.


/awww did big bad Sarah Palin poke back at poor John Kewwey?

CanisNoir: Funny thing is, it's a standard "Fark" like come back. Good one for Palin.


/awww did big bad Sarah Palin poke back at poor John Kewwey?

Man...you are so sensitive and defensive. The point is that Kerry made a lame, stupid-ass joke about Palin, and Palin responded with a lame, stupid-ass joke.

Who's whining about "poor John Kewwey?"

"Good one for Palin?" They both sound like childish little retards...why "good one for Palin?"

I wonder if the spirit of L. Ron Hubbard(p) helped her come up with that joke.

Kerry's joke was petty, and Palin actually showed some class by responding with humor, rather than the sanctimonious indignation she is so well known for.

SmashLimousines: Kerry's joke was petty, and Palin actually showed some class by responding with humor, rather than the sanctimonious indignation she is so well known for.

This. I loathe Palin, but she definitely wins on this exchange. The only way Kerry could take the win now is if he says "It's to match my long dick, biatch." in response.

I don't give a shiat. She's teh hawt.

Wow. Both jokes were indeed, lame.

Palin's was lamer. She should know by now that "Why the long face?" is a phrase that should only be asked of Sarah Jessica Parker.

kinshane: I don't give a shiat. She's teh hawt.

OK -- you have to forfeit your voter registration card for life.

If the Kerry joke hadn't already been around for years, I might have thought it was a bit funny.

You see, one of these people isn't trying to run for President. Kerry is expendable, if the cause is right.

/When was the last time she was actually in Alaska

Reminded me of this from way back (pops)

So yeah, funny 5 years ago.

eraser8: If the Kerry joke hadn't already been around for years, I might have thought it was a bit funny.

Um... really? Indignation on Fark about old jokes? I'm no Palin fan, but Farkers complaining about anyone using a worn out comeback is about as hypocritical as it gets.

Lost Thought 00: /When was the last time she was actually in Alaska

I actually saw and *shudder* heard her about three weeks ago as she was dedicating a new legislative office building. Dunno if she's been here since then.

lstywnch: Lost Thought 00: /When was the last time she was actually in Alaska

I actually saw and *shudder* heard her about three weeks ago as she was dedicating a new legislative office building. Dunno if she's been here since then.

I wish I could "*shudder*" hear her. She might make more sense.

/maybe not

a circle of suck that will surely destroy us all

Eh, not bad. What I don't understand is why she thinks engaging in this sophomoric shiat like this will help her be a viable candidate in 2012.

backdoor_nut_sucker: I wish I could "*shudder*" hear her. She might make more sense.

/maybe not

The *shudder* was the chill up my spine from the memory of the voice. My office window opens to the courtyard in front of the capitol building where all the goofy speeches and public appearances take place. Saw and heard both Murkowskis out there too.

Robot-puppet, limousine liberals like John Kerry (who served in Vietnam) are the oldest joke of all...

To the man who helped condemn us to 4 extra years of Dubya:

STFU already. Every time you open your mouth, you help the GOP.

You can make it unfunnier still if you have Keith Olbermann make a special comment about it.

Can't watch Countdown anymore - he just bums me out sometimes.

Prefer the mousy lez anyway. Rachel is hawt.

/hopes Joe Scarborough explains the joke.

She looks like she's put some weight on. What an unhinged hillbilly she comes off as in an informal situation. You can easily picture her saying that from the porch of a trailer with a Bud light in her hand.

Not even Karl Rove could take her to a fish camp and groom all of the stupid out her. She's done.

time spent evaluating the comedy of politicians and the politics of comedians makes my brain go hurrr.

I thought it was a pretty good comeback. I wonder how long she had to practice to get it out right.

Gato Negro: Robot-puppet, limousine liberals like John Kerry (who served in Vietnam) are the oldest joke of all...

C'mon, man. If you're gonna make yet ANOTHER trolling alt, use a different schtick, seriously. I mean, Cox and Forkum cartoons? Short posts? You even used the 'liberal hate' cliche in another thread.

/first attempt. Be gentle.

LordJiro: Gato Negro: Robot-puppet, limousine liberals like John Kerry (who served in Vietnam) are the oldest joke of all...

C'mon, man. If you're gonna make yet ANOTHER trolling alt, use a different schtick, seriously. I mean, Cox and Forkum cartoons? Short posts? You even used the 'liberal hate' cliche in another thread.

I don't think he's trying to obfuscate his identity. I used to, but I don't anymore.

/would be awesome if it was not one person, but a loose group of people adopting the same MO
/I AM SCHAWRZHUND!

I laughed. Seriously, if we make fun of palin/bachman every time they say something, it takes away from the times they are seriously insane. This isn't one of those times.

What's with all you gay people hating on Sarah Palin again? Shouldn't you be mourning Michael Jackson or something?

Kerry is an elitist, self-aggrandizing, egomaniacal, insufferable windbag.

He might have been right about the war all those decades ago, but the ridiculous grandstanding before Congress he did is unforgivable.

He's a shiatheel.

Whoa, a Cox & Forkum cartoon. Haven't seen one of those since the days of Afternoon_Delight.

ilikeracecars: I laughed. Seriously, if we make fun of palin/bachman every time they say something, it takes away from the times they are seriously insane. This isn't one of those times.

It's not insane, it's petty. It's a battle of wits between two unarmed opponents.

Palin thinks she's being calculating with these counterattacks, but they're so ham-handed that she just comes of looking the worse for wear. She needs to learn to choose her battles and fight up.

Canis Noir Has anyone ever commented on your tattoos?

meh, not bad. Kerry's was just in poor taste.

Spanky_McFarksalot: meh, not bad. Kerry's was just in poor taste.

Why? What was in poor taste?

Mustang Driver: What's with all you gay people hating on Sarah Palin again? Shouldn't you be mourning Michael Jackson or something?

Michael Jackson was gay?

/say it ain't so, poppa

Nothing like blaming the victim, subby.

-1

Spanky_McFarksalot: meh, not bad. Kerry's was just in poor taste.

I thought they were both pretty good.
Nod goes to Palin.

The Fourth Karamazov: Spanky_McFarksalot: meh, not bad. Kerry's was just in poor taste.

Why? What was in poor taste?

The "I wished she had gone missing" wasn't poor taste?

Why is Sarah Palin all of a sudden the joke police? Is she going to bust up into Fark threads and comment on every joke about her? GBTW, skank. Jeez.

Canis Noir
awww did big bad Sarah Palin poke back at poor John Kewwey?

...I can't tell. Is that still a joke back there in 1956?

Mustang Driver: What's with all you gay people hating on Sarah Palin again? Shouldn't you be mourning Michael Jackson or something?

Ok. Who's the idiot letting this thirteen-year-old drive?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?"



...You are serious.

lstywnch: /first attempt. Be gentle.

I'd take Killface of Sarah any day.

Apparently John Kerry has become another hemorrhoid for the GOP butthurt.

It must be getting hard for them to poo.