Ugandan rebels are now working for the CIA?

*golf clap*

+1, subby

+1 too, subby

Talkin' about the man!

+1

Beautiful

+ 3 Patty Hearsts

Van Owen wasn't Congolese. And he was killed in Mombassa a long time ago.

Subby wins the prize.

Uh, is that a spoiler for the dark tower series that I plan on getting back to someday?

Just bought that on vinyl two weeks ago - well done subby.

xuanzhiyouxuan: Uh, is that a spoiler for the dark tower series that I plan on getting back to someday?

No, but you weren't alone in assuming the Roland referenced was Roland Deschain.

Any news in Palestine or Berkeley?

/Life will kill you.

I don't blame them. They're just excitable boys.

capngroovy: Any news in Palestine or Berkeley?

No, but the Irish and Lebanese bureaus confirmed the story.

Subby is truly a Model Citizen.

Interesting. I knew they'd been killing fewer Ugandans of late, this clears up what they've been doing with all their free time.

/Also appreciates the reference to Norway's bravest son.

Dear subby, please for you to have.




hothothot

Thanks, subby.

/Still misses WZ

Nice, subby!

*groans*

Poor, poor, pitiful me...

Apik0r0s: Van Owen wasn't Congolese. And he was killed in Mombassa a long time ago.

And Van Owen's victim wasn't Congolese; he was Norwegian. Some people credit Rolland as Norway's greatest son.

Shouldn't we all be outraged by this? Quick, someone make a timeline of events! Someone else make a list of posting guidelines! The rest of you, make this all about you!

Good one subby... I only discovered WZ a few years ago.

Oh hell yes. +357 Liter Points

I was in the thread when the thread burnef down.

Apik0r0s: Van Owen wasn't Congolese. And he was killed in Mombassa a long time ago.

Although there were reports of a positive DNA match in Johannesburg.

So when do we get Fark to put up some rebel arm band for these guys?

tarvuz: So when do we get Fark to put up some rebel arm band for these guys?

They don't have any oil, they're not on the verge of having nukes, they don't live in a strategically important spot, they don't twat, and they're not white.

When do you think?

tarvuz: So when do we get Fark to put up some rebel arm band for these guys?

We won't. We'll just send them lawyers, guns, and money.

Can someone explain what the hell everyone is talking about?

Zevon was just great -- a terrific songwriter. I really miss him.

CaesarSneezy: Can someone explain what the hell everyone is talking about?

A WarrenRoll (new window)

/hot as a thompson gun barrel
//GIS let me down for better results

Out yourself subby, you glorious bastard or bastette. Out yourself so I can shake your virtual internet hand.

+infinity

Another example of the vast indifference of heaven. The only things you can count on are sweat, piss, jizz, and blood.

Roland was killed by the Basques!

BMulligan: The only things you can count on are sweat, piss, jizz, and blood.

Well, those and brucellosis.

hey, Veedeevadeevoodee! Is that thing for hire?

Van Owen = not Ugandan. where he's from exactly, it is never said.
Roland = Norwegian

DarnoKonrad: + 3 Patty Hearsts

Did she hear the burst?

Xaneidolon: tarvuz: So when do we get Fark to put up some rebel arm band for these guys?

They don't have any oil, they're not on the verge of having nukes, they don't live in a strategically important spot, they don't twat, and they're not white.

When do you think?

so fark's support for Iran is not about humanity? Okay just checking.

In honor of your fine headline, Subby, I will go hit somebody.

/Just finished the man's biography. Wow.

But was this reported on Mohammed's radio?

tarvuz: so fark's support for Iran is not about humanity? Okay just checking.

I never denied it was about humanity. Nor was my statement directed only at Fark, but U.S./Western media in general. It was more an attempt, albeit somewhat bitter, to point out that we are selectively outraged...and gave some admittedly rather spurious reasons for this particular selection.

We, as a people and as individuals, probably only have a finite amount of outrage at any given time. Maybe I was trying to point out that there are other spots to care about, too, and maybe that we should question when and why we care about these things.

I'm not saying we're wrong to care about Iran. We should for a lot of reasons. I'm saying we should think about why we give them a lot of ink and are miserly with much of the rest of the world.

Jacks30: In honor of your fine headline, Subby, I will go hit somebody.

/Just finished the man's biography. Wow.

I read it about 6 months ago. I still believe he was a genius but, boy, he did have a lot of demons and treated the ones he loved in a less-than-very-nice way....

Came for the Zeovn references - subby did his job - you did dont.

/Send lawyers guns and money

1,200 Congolese killed by Ugandans. As opposed to how many killed by other Congolese...

Bravo subby, bravo.

/off to pawn his Smith Corona