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(Orlando Sentinel) Interesting Ugandan rebels found to have killed 1,200 Congolese this year, 1,201 if you include that son of a biatch Van Owen, who blew off Roland's head   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 54
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kibblesnbits [TotalFark] 2009-06-26 03:21:42 PM  
Ugandan rebels are now working for the CIA?

 
the_rev [TotalFark] 2009-06-26 03:27:44 PM  
*golf clap*

 
Hagbardr [TotalFark] 2009-06-26 03:32:21 PM  
+1, subby

 
Bloody William 2009-06-26 03:44:41 PM  
+1 too, subby

 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark] 2009-06-26 03:57:36 PM  
Talkin' about the man!

+1

 
Lord of Allusions [TotalFark] 2009-06-26 03:59:02 PM  
Beautiful

 
DarnoKonrad 2009-06-26 03:59:59 PM  
+ 3 Patty Hearsts

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Apik0r0s 2009-06-26 04:02:15 PM  
Van Owen wasn't Congolese. And he was killed in Mombassa a long time ago.

 
letdogsvote 2009-06-26 04:02:40 PM  
Subby wins the prize.

 
xuanzhiyouxuan 2009-06-26 04:06:01 PM  
Uh, is that a spoiler for the dark tower series that I plan on getting back to someday?

 
JohnBigBootay 2009-06-26 04:09:10 PM  
Just bought that on vinyl two weeks ago - well done subby.

 
Mighty Taternuts 2009-06-26 04:09:42 PM  
xuanzhiyouxuan: Uh, is that a spoiler for the dark tower series that I plan on getting back to someday?

No, but you weren't alone in assuming the Roland referenced was Roland Deschain.

 
capngroovy 2009-06-26 04:15:48 PM  
Any news in Palestine or Berkeley?

/Life will kill you.

 
Tyrone Slothrop 2009-06-26 04:21:41 PM  
I don't blame them. They're just excitable boys.

 
veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark] 2009-06-26 04:25:00 PM  
www.fmft.net

 
Xaneidolon [TotalFark] 2009-06-26 04:27:09 PM  
capngroovy: Any news in Palestine or Berkeley?

No, but the Irish and Lebanese bureaus confirmed the story.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-06-26 04:27:37 PM  
Subby is truly a Model Citizen.

 
dbirchall [TotalFark] 2009-06-26 04:28:12 PM  
Interesting. I knew they'd been killing fewer Ugandans of late, this clears up what they've been doing with all their free time.

/Also appreciates the reference to Norway's bravest son.

 
trumanssparkin 2009-06-26 04:29:42 PM  
Dear subby, please for you to have.

blog.tmcnet.com


hothothot

 
jayfurr 2009-06-26 04:32:01 PM  
Thanks, subby.

/Still misses WZ

 
MikeFallopian 2009-06-26 04:40:36 PM  
Nice, subby!

 
UnspokenVoice [TotalFark] 2009-06-26 04:41:05 PM  
*groans*

Poor, poor, pitiful me...

 
Satanic_Hamster 2009-06-26 04:41:50 PM  
Apik0r0s: Van Owen wasn't Congolese. And he was killed in Mombassa a long time ago.

And Van Owen's victim wasn't Congolese; he was Norwegian. Some people credit Rolland as Norway's greatest son.

 
Phillip Ondiz 2009-06-26 04:47:09 PM  
Shouldn't we all be outraged by this? Quick, someone make a timeline of events! Someone else make a list of posting guidelines! The rest of you, make this all about you!

 
Phony_Soldier 2009-06-26 04:53:54 PM  
Good one subby... I only discovered WZ a few years ago.

 
SordidEuphemism 2009-06-26 05:02:00 PM  
Oh hell yes. +357 Liter Points

 
Gangway Fathead 2009-06-26 05:04:51 PM  
I was in the thread when the thread burnef down.

 
Gonz 2009-06-26 05:08:03 PM  
Apik0r0s: Van Owen wasn't Congolese. And he was killed in Mombassa a long time ago.

Although there were reports of a positive DNA match in Johannesburg.

 
tarvuz 2009-06-26 05:12:31 PM  
So when do we get Fark to put up some rebel arm band for these guys?

 
Xaneidolon [TotalFark] 2009-06-26 05:16:40 PM  
tarvuz: So when do we get Fark to put up some rebel arm band for these guys?

They don't have any oil, they're not on the verge of having nukes, they don't live in a strategically important spot, they don't twat, and they're not white.

When do you think?

 
Gonz 2009-06-26 05:23:49 PM  
tarvuz: So when do we get Fark to put up some rebel arm band for these guys?

We won't. We'll just send them lawyers, guns, and money.

 
CaesarSneezy 2009-06-26 05:34:35 PM  
Can someone explain what the hell everyone is talking about?

 
makjr33 [TotalFark] 2009-06-26 05:36:14 PM  
Zevon was just great -- a terrific songwriter. I really miss him.

 
dionysusaur 2009-06-26 05:43:02 PM  
CaesarSneezy: Can someone explain what the hell everyone is talking about?

A WarrenRoll (new window)

 
letdogsvote 2009-06-26 05:53:08 PM  
content.ytmnd.com


/hot as a thompson gun barrel
//GIS let me down for better results

 
CapnPlaty 2009-06-26 06:09:41 PM  
Out yourself subby, you glorious bastard or bastette. Out yourself so I can shake your virtual internet hand.

+infinity

 
BMulligan 2009-06-26 06:35:04 PM  
Another example of the vast indifference of heaven. The only things you can count on are sweat, piss, jizz, and blood.

 
maddogdelta [TotalFark] 2009-06-26 06:54:33 PM  
Roland was killed by the Basques!

upload.wikimedia.org

 
Xaneidolon [TotalFark] 2009-06-26 06:55:43 PM  
BMulligan: The only things you can count on are sweat, piss, jizz, and blood.

Well, those and brucellosis.

 
blinkybluegnome 2009-06-26 07:00:13 PM  
hey, Veedeevadeevoodee! Is that thing for hire?

 
brichter 2009-06-26 07:03:45 PM  
Van Owen = not Ugandan. where he's from exactly, it is never said.
Roland = Norwegian

 
Dick Schittlippz 2009-06-26 07:18:44 PM  
DarnoKonrad: + 3 Patty Hearsts

Did she hear the burst?

 
tarvuz 2009-06-26 07:31:05 PM  
Xaneidolon: tarvuz: So when do we get Fark to put up some rebel arm band for these guys?

They don't have any oil, they're not on the verge of having nukes, they don't live in a strategically important spot, they don't twat, and they're not white.

When do you think?


so fark's support for Iran is not about humanity? Okay just checking.

 
Jacks30 2009-06-26 07:34:00 PM  
In honor of your fine headline, Subby, I will go hit somebody.

/Just finished the man's biography. Wow.

 
KarmicRetribution 2009-06-26 07:44:38 PM  
But was this reported on Mohammed's radio?

 
Xaneidolon [TotalFark] 2009-06-26 08:28:29 PM  
tarvuz: so fark's support for Iran is not about humanity? Okay just checking.

I never denied it was about humanity. Nor was my statement directed only at Fark, but U.S./Western media in general. It was more an attempt, albeit somewhat bitter, to point out that we are selectively outraged...and gave some admittedly rather spurious reasons for this particular selection.

We, as a people and as individuals, probably only have a finite amount of outrage at any given time. Maybe I was trying to point out that there are other spots to care about, too, and maybe that we should question when and why we care about these things.

I'm not saying we're wrong to care about Iran. We should for a lot of reasons. I'm saying we should think about why we give them a lot of ink and are miserly with much of the rest of the world.

 
makjr33 [TotalFark] 2009-06-26 08:45:44 PM  
Jacks30: In honor of your fine headline, Subby, I will go hit somebody.

/Just finished the man's biography. Wow.


I read it about 6 months ago. I still believe he was a genius but, boy, he did have a lot of demons and treated the ones he loved in a less-than-very-nice way....

 
mud_shark 2009-06-26 09:14:40 PM  
Came for the Zeovn references - subby did his job - you did dont.

/Send lawyers guns and money

 
simpsonfan 2009-06-26 09:54:29 PM  
1,200 Congolese killed by Ugandans. As opposed to how many killed by other Congolese...

 
darwinoid 2009-06-27 02:24:58 AM  
Bravo subby, bravo.

/off to pawn his Smith Corona

 
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