"My lowest point was Christmas Day 2008, because....."

Wait, wait, wait! Don't tell me - because Hot Topic was closed!

This interview is over!

I don't believe a word of it. He's just trying to get relevant to Goth kids again.
It's over, Brian.
Just accept it.
/still Portrait of an American Family is one of my favorite metal albums ever.

Not as crazy as he'd like you to believe.

Just whiny and wanting attention.

CheekyMunky: Not as crazy as he'd like you to believe.

Just whiny and wanting attention.

Yes, if the article is true, he only scrawled things on the wall and nailed his cocaine bags to the wall so he could mention it in an interview later. A real rock star would have kept those handy to suck on when he runs out. ahem...

Believe me, a cocaine bender cutting party is WAY better than Christmas with my family.

The vast majority of interviews with Marylin Manson show him to be a surprisingly intelligent and bright guy.

So he's really upset over a girl. He's not the first.

Marylin Manson rises sinks to a whole new level of crazy irrelevant.

FTFY, subby.

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always thought it was funny...

Eh, you're just repaying the Karma from ripping off Ogres stage show and not giving him a nod.

/Every Manson thread will have the same comment from me.

strangeguitar: metal album

You shut up the hell up.

unclejimbo827: strangeguitar: metal album

You shut up the hell up.

I'm so angry and angst-filled I can hardly type

strangeguitar: still Portrait of an American Family is one of my favorite metal albums ever.

Jesus man, do you actually listen to metal? I didn't even think that album was anyone's favorite Marilyn Manson album.

Yeah, going totally puss over some piece of ass. That really makes me want to buy your album.

Remove a body part and I'll buy ten copies.

So, is it deep-end shiat or has he just run out of marketing ideas?

I'm not a Manson fan, really. There was some good stuff here and there on the various albums, but he was always pop, no matter what. I really enjoyed what he did for the soundtrack of the original Resident Evil film, mostly because he was doing things that I'd been wanting to try since I was a kid. It sounds simplistic, but knowing what goes into some of it might change your mind at least a little. It's really kind of disappointing to see someone who used to be a seemingly driving force being a bit of a characture of himself.

I am from the Internet and I am here to save this thread.


/hot like ERW

crazy or not, i don't care. all i know is the guy writes some intense, amazing songs and is still one of the best shows i've ever seen. i'll be a happy man when i see him again in tampa at mayhemfest.

strangeguitar

portrait is great, it compliments a mushroom ride extremely well - but his opus thus far has been smells like children. the willy wonka hell ride that plays out on the album is perfect in the most sick and twisted way

Sherjo311: portrait is great, it compliments a mushroom ride extremely well

http://englishrussia.com/images/mushroom_mutants/7.jpg

The worst part about going on mushroom rides is telling your parents you're gay.

Marketing ploy to prove to his 16 year-old fans that he's just like them.

Does he have a new album coming out or something?

/don't get his music
//off my lawn

Say what you want about the dude but he has farked some hot wimmins.

a lot of us farked hot wimmens
and we're not pretentious tools

Anyone else notice:


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vernonFL: Believe me, a cocaine bender cutting party is WAY better than Christmas with my family.

Cocaine and razors do sound better than the same overcooked ham and burnt biscuits your aunt made for the last 5 years

Wrackspurt: Marylin Manson rises sinks to a whole new level of crazy irrelevant.

FTFY, subby.

Win.

BRIAN, we are sorry your parents hated you. GET OVER IT.

Jesus, replace "Marilyn Manson" with "random high school kid" and wooh! You just wrote the life story of innumerable teenagers. "My girlfriend left me and I called her 100+ times and I cut myself and wrote a song about it." If a full-grown man said this to me, I'd punch him in the throat.

If Manson wants to actually shock anyone ever again, he needs to cut his hair, lose the make-up, get his teeth re-humanized, put a suit on, and above all stop talking like a fourteen-year-old.

/too lazy to photoshop it

Whole new level of crazy!?! Did he turn his house into a zoo/amusment park, buy a famous deformed skeleton, keep a pet chimp, dangle his crotch fruit off a balcony, and get more plastic surgery than Joan Rivers?

/Too soon?

Oh yeah- kid farking. Can't forget the kid farking.

redsquid: Whole new level of crazy!?! Did he turn his house into a zoo/amusment park, buy a famous deformed skeleton, keep a pet chimp, dangle his crotch fruit off a balcony, and get more plastic surgery than Joan Rivers?

/Too soon?

Yes, it is too soon. Anyway, Michael Jackson would never call someone 158 times, and cut himself with a razor blade every time his calls went unanswered. It may not seem like it, but Marylin Manson is the crazier of the two. Total nutcase.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Yes, it is too soon. Anyway, Michael Jackson would never call someone 158 times, and cut himself with a razor blade every time his calls went unanswered. It may not seem like it, but Marylin Manson is the crazier of the two. Total nutcase.

I seriously doubt Manson did any of that. He's not crazy, he's just an attention whore. He's too old for "attention marks" to concern anyone anyway.

meh

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: redsquid: Whole new level of crazy!?! Did he turn his house into a zoo/amusment park, buy a famous deformed skeleton, keep a pet chimp, dangle his crotch fruit off a balcony, and get more plastic surgery than Joan Rivers?

/Too soon?

Yes, it is too soon. Anyway, Michael Jackson would never call someone 158 times, and cut himself with a razor blade every time his calls went unanswered. It may not seem like it, but Marylin Manson is the crazier of the two. Total nutcase.

THIS

People who do shiat like what Brian is claiming never talk about it openly if they are truly wack.

/not that it's anything to be proud of either way

Yeah dude, chicks dig it when you cut yourself. Just ask Van Gogh. It worked out well for him.

Wasn't the chick in the article like nineteen or something?

Yeah, a middle-aged guy calling up a teenage girl dozens of times on Christmas Day while cutting himself. That's not hardcore or whatever he's aiming for here, just a lukewarm kind of creepy and pathetic.

What.. an.. idiot.
He sounds like my ex girlfriend.

FTFA:
I don't give a sh- if people believe it or not.
-and-
I've got the scars to prove it.

Cognitive dississonanance.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Anyway, Michael Jackson would never call someone 158 times, and cut himself with a razor blade every time his calls went unanswered.

Maybe not, but Bob Geldorf would.

Called 158 times and cut himself?



This kid is probably less of a loser. Well, okay, maybe not.

Wrong_Intentions: If Manson wants to actually shock anyone ever again, he needs to cut his hair, lose the make-up, get his teeth re-humanized, put a suit on, and above all stop talking like a fourteen-year-old.

/too lazy to photoshop it

Or he could make an album that wasn't filled with laughably awful cheesy bullshiat. He sucks. He's always sucked, but now he's old and can't rely on shock tactics to cover up for his lack of musical talent.

i dont care

strangeguitar: I don't believe a word of it. He's just trying to get relevant to Goth kids again.

Ummm... He was never relevant to goths. He might have been the poster boy for Miami babygoffs or pseudogoths who jumped on the bandwagon when they heard his rendition of "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" but he was never, ever respected, liked, or wanted by the actual-factual goth subculture. We HATED him. He had a hand in f*cking ruining our quiet little clique.

Now so many of us who were into the goth subculture are not a part of it because it was overrun by Hot Topic-wearing wannabes and blithering idiots. Part of the joy of our clique back in the 80s is that it was comprised of the cooler geeks, and was thus full of intelligent people. With Brian's lameass butt-rock, we got an influx of mouth-breathers who essentially took a shiat on everything there was to being goth.

Goths were intelligent, artistic, and had a deep appreciation for real horror literature and skillfully-made minor-key music with clever lyrics, inspired by the punk/new wave genres.

Brian's MM lackeys were slobbering, brainless, dickless toss-faces who couldn't think their way out of a paper bag, and had as much taste and depth as a bowl of Jewish sausage.

Seriously, Marilyn Manson fans are two and one-quarter steps from being Juggalos.

ZeroCorpse: strangeguitar: I don't believe a word of it. He's just trying to get relevant to Goth kids again.

Ummm... He was never relevant to goths. He might have been the poster boy for Miami babygoffs or pseudogoths who jumped on the bandwagon when they heard his rendition of "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" but he was never, ever respected, liked, or wanted by the actual-factual goth subculture. We HATED him. He had a hand in f*cking ruining our quiet little clique.

Now so many of us who were into the goth subculture are not a part of it because it was overrun by Hot Topic-wearing wannabes and blithering idiots. Part of the joy of our clique back in the 80s is that it was comprised of the cooler geeks, and was thus full of intelligent people. With Brian's lameass butt-rock, we got an influx of mouth-breathers who essentially took a shiat on everything there was to being goth.

Goths were intelligent, artistic, and had a deep appreciation for real horror literature and skillfully-made minor-key music with clever lyrics, inspired by the punk/new wave genres.

Brian's MM lackeys were slobbering, brainless, dickless toss-faces who couldn't think their way out of a paper bag, and had as much taste and depth as a bowl of Jewish sausage.

Seriously, Marilyn Manson fans are two and one-quarter steps from being Juggalos.

per se

/OM NOM NOM NOM DELICIOUS CAKE

Dear god. I'm reading this and just found Tom Green doing an interview on TV. Man, it's like 1998 never ended (at least in their minds.)

/Just when I think I've completely failed at growing up, I find stuff I couldn't believe I was ever immature to like.

Marilyn Manson is batshiat crazy. So what ese is new?