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(Bakersfield.com) Spiffy Woman has given 25 gallons of blood during period lasting 90 years   (bakersfield.com) divider line 66
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deadapostle [TotalFark] 2009-06-26 01:36:30 PM  
Yeah, that's pretty awesome. I wonder if she's going to leave the rest to the local blood donation group in her will.

 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] 2009-06-26 01:49:37 PM  
90 year period? She should have really talked with her ob/gyn.

 
Rev.K [TotalFark] 2009-06-26 01:51:58 PM  
This is a brilliant headline.

So brilliant in fact, that it is the metric by which all other brilliant headlines will now be judged.

/+1 subby you magnificent bastard

 
GooberMcFly [TotalFark] 2009-06-26 02:00:20 PM  
Rev.K: This is a brilliant headline.

So brilliant in fact, that it is the metric by which all other brilliant headlines will now be judged.

/+1 subby you magnificent bastard


This.

The only thing missing is the Plug tag.

 
EverWatcher [TotalFark] 2009-06-27 11:15:23 AM  
I see what you did there, bloodmitter.

/ +1

 
fuzzwell [TotalFark] 2009-06-27 10:33:54 PM  
Lord, that must have been one hell of a tampon.

 
chixdiggit [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-28 07:46:28 AM  
Q: What do elephants use as tampons?
A: Sheep.

/end threadjack
//yes, I know it's bad...

 
eas81 2009-06-28 07:47:03 AM  
This is not going to end well...wonder if she was married that poor farking bastard...

 
Close2TheEdge 2009-06-28 07:47:27 AM  
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

 
That_Bob_Guy 2009-06-28 07:52:24 AM  
GooberMcFly: Rev.K: This is a brilliant headline.

So brilliant in fact, that it is the metric by which all other brilliant headlines will now be judged.

/+1 subby you magnificent bastard

This.

The only thing missing is the Plug tag.


I almost inhaled my gum. Well played.

 
whyerhead [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 07:52:36 AM  
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the IV needle, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

 
Denial_of_Death 2009-06-28 07:59:57 AM  
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: 90 year period? She should have really talked with her ob/gyn.

Heh.


Sure are a lot of numerical headlines of late:

i42.tinypic.com

/it's a code?!

 
MyNameIsMofuga 2009-06-28 08:02:13 AM  
I am unable to donate blood due to living in Europe during the eighties, but I still donate my organ.

 
loser0 2009-06-28 08:03:09 AM  
img1.fark.net tag is having the painters in.

 
loser0 2009-06-28 08:06:38 AM  
dieselsweeties.com

 
adam6464 2009-06-28 08:12:55 AM  
chixdiggit Quote 2009-06-28 07:46:28 AM
Q: What do elephants use as tampons?
A: Sheep.

/end threadjack
//yes, I know it's ba-aa-aa-ad...


FTFY

 
Aurric 2009-06-28 08:17:19 AM  
That's pretty awesome. Kudos to her.

/Can't donate blood anymore.

 
No Such Agency 2009-06-28 08:28:03 AM  
I just went in for my 29th donation, which works out to about 13 litres. At the clinic where I go there are a few 175-180 times donors on the wall of fame. 200 is impressive!

I figure that if this is something useful that I do well... I should keep doing it. Plus, my nerdy lifestyle has precluded the sort of overly-adventurous sexual behaviour which make one ineligible to donate these days.

 
Proud2B_American 2009-06-28 08:28:30 AM  
And I thought the 3 gallons I have donated was pretty good...

/Great Headline Subby!!
//+25

 
tonguedepressor [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 08:28:37 AM  
"I vant to suuck your... yecchh, never mind.

/Blah..blah,blah

 
thelordofcheese 2009-06-28 08:30:08 AM  
Aurric: That's pretty awesome. Kudos to her.

/Can't donate blood anymore.


Spiking smack or sex with a fag?

 
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter 2009-06-28 08:30:25 AM  

 
Aurric 2009-06-28 08:40:48 AM  
thelordofcheese: sex with a fag

 
tonguedepressor [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 08:42:15 AM  
Zentai: Woman has given 25 gallons of blood during period lasting 90 years

/Wow, that's a pretty long period!


No flies on you Zen

 
leegalizit 2009-06-28 09:03:49 AM  
Zentai: Woman has given 25 gallons of blood during period lasting 90 years

/Wow, that's a pretty long period!



Michael Eisner: Thank you, Ted, that was the joke.

 
kevinboehm 2009-06-28 09:06:55 AM  
No wonder she's such a biatch.

 
pestluvr 2009-06-28 09:13:03 AM  
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: 90 year period? She should have really talked with her ob/gyn.

Damn you! *shakes tiny liter fist*

 
Sylvia_Bandersnatch 2009-06-28 09:24:23 AM  
I see what you did there.

 
tonguedepressor [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 09:28:55 AM  
Man, Farker's are on their game today!

 
jaymzz [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 09:34:08 AM  
I'm not sure if anyone noticed this, but I think the headline may be a play on a common term for menstruation.

 
Oldiron_79 2009-06-28 09:42:03 AM  
can you make the blood flow up the walls?

 
The_Time_Master 2009-06-28 09:45:30 AM  
And how much money did the Red Cross make selling the blood she gave for free?

 
tonguedepressor [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 09:49:45 AM  
Ceiling cat kinda, sorta sees what you may have done there.

4.bp.blogspot.com

 
accujimmy 2009-06-28 10:05:55 AM  
jaymzz: I'm not sure if anyone noticed this, but I think the headline may be a play on a common term for menstruation.

a man after my own heart. Kudos to you sir/madam!

 
tonguedepressor [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 10:10:19 AM  
accujimmy: jaymzz: I'm not sure if anyone noticed this, but I think the headline may be a play on a common term for menstruation.

a man after my own heart. Kudos to you sir/madam!


I too, would like to purchase you 1 Intranet jay.

 
Danooli [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 10:17:48 AM  
way to go lady!

as someone with o negative blood, i also donate often but now my measly gallon club card seems pitiful

 
Ikahoshi 2009-06-28 10:40:39 AM  
It's my understanding that here in Canada you have to stop around retirement age or thereabouts. I guess the people she donates with are a little more sensible and determine eligibility according to one's health, not one's age.

Either that or they're desperate and will take anyone. *shrug*

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 10:52:32 AM  
First, five internets for Subby because that headline is solid gold.

Second, I have iron-deficiency anemia, so I feel very grateful to all who donate.

/:)

 
Xenothaulus 2009-06-28 10:54:43 AM  
And i thought bleeding for 5 days without dying was bad. Someone get the fire. And an axe.

 
IonBeam2 2009-06-28 11:03:46 AM  
Rev.K: This is a brilliant headline.

So brilliant in fact, that it is the metric by which all other brilliant headlines will now be judged.

/+1 subby you magnificent bastard


Assuming he did that on purpose. I like to think he didn't. It would be more magnificent that way.

 
Dinkledort 2009-06-28 11:07:55 AM  
I'm just over 4 gallons myself. Though it usually gives me the heebie jeebies talking about blood in terms of gallons. (Even without disgusting but clever headlines.)

 
Richard Roma 2009-06-28 11:27:41 AM  
+1 would groan in disgust and amusement again

 
Jesterian 2009-06-28 11:36:30 AM  
Just sitting here enjoying a bloody mary..

A+ headline!

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 11:36:58 AM  
tonguedepressor: Ceiling cat kinda, sorta sees what you may have done there.

It's Harry Potter cat!

 
Do_Not_Want 2009-06-28 11:47:34 AM  
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 90 years and doesn't die...

 
Emperorsteele 2009-06-28 12:11:46 PM  
Oh bloody hell...

 
dna_level_c [TotalFark] 2009-06-28 12:17:19 PM  
chixdiggit: A: Sheep.


why do elephants have trunks?

Sheep don't have strings.

 
CatJumpJohn 2009-06-28 12:30:57 PM  
tonguedepressor: Ceiling cat kinda, sorta sees what you may have done there.

Judee Sill cat?

 
orat-on-a-stick 2009-06-28 01:13:57 PM  
MyNameIsMofuga: I am unable to donate blood due to living in Europe during the eighties, but I still donate my organ.

Yeah, I know, what's up with that? I lived in England for a few months in '81 and now I can't give blood anymore because they can't test for Mad Cow Disease.

www.millan.net

 
Zombie Eater 2009-06-28 01:36:15 PM  
loser0, I've had that comic in my head for eight years. Used to love Diesel Sweeties back in the day. Still have Clango and Red Robot shirts. I'm a dork.

Sarcastica75: First, five internets for Subby because that headline is solid gold.

Second, I have iron-deficiency anemia, so I feel very grateful to all who donate.

/:)


Hey baby, I've got hemochromatosis. How about I give you a transfusion?

/never thought I could work that disease into a pickup line.
//a decade behind on my blood tests.
///genetically more metal than you! RAWK!!!

 
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