Yeah, that's pretty awesome. I wonder if she's going to leave the rest to the local blood donation group in her will.

90 year period? She should have really talked with her ob/gyn.

This is a brilliant headline.

So brilliant in fact, that it is the metric by which all other brilliant headlines will now be judged.

/+1 subby you magnificent bastard

Rev.K: This is a brilliant headline.

So brilliant in fact, that it is the metric by which all other brilliant headlines will now be judged.

/+1 subby you magnificent bastard

This.

The only thing missing is the Plug tag.

I see what you did there, bloodmitter.

/ +1

Lord, that must have been one hell of a tampon.

Q: What do elephants use as tampons?
A: Sheep.

/end threadjack
//yes, I know it's bad...

This is not going to end well...wonder if she was married that poor farking bastard...

GooberMcFly: Rev.K: This is a brilliant headline.

So brilliant in fact, that it is the metric by which all other brilliant headlines will now be judged.

/+1 subby you magnificent bastard

This.

The only thing missing is the Plug tag.

I almost inhaled my gum. Well played.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the IV needle, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: 90 year period? She should have really talked with her ob/gyn.

Heh.


Sure are a lot of numerical headlines of late:



/it's a code?!

I am unable to donate blood due to living in Europe during the eighties, but I still donate my organ.

tag is having the painters in.

That's pretty awesome. Kudos to her.

/Can't donate blood anymore.

I just went in for my 29th donation, which works out to about 13 litres. At the clinic where I go there are a few 175-180 times donors on the wall of fame. 200 is impressive!

I figure that if this is something useful that I do well... I should keep doing it. Plus, my nerdy lifestyle has precluded the sort of overly-adventurous sexual behaviour which make one ineligible to donate these days.

And I thought the 3 gallons I have donated was pretty good...

/Great Headline Subby!!
//+25

"I vant to suuck your... yecchh, never mind.

/Blah..blah,blah

Aurric: That's pretty awesome. Kudos to her.

/Can't donate blood anymore.

Spiking smack or sex with a fag?

moar funny pictures

thelordofcheese: sex with a fag

Zentai: Woman has given 25 gallons of blood during period lasting 90 years

/Wow, that's a pretty long period!

No flies on you Zen

Zentai: Woman has given 25 gallons of blood during period lasting 90 years

/Wow, that's a pretty long period!


Michael Eisner: Thank you, Ted, that was the joke.

No wonder she's such a biatch.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: 90 year period? She should have really talked with her ob/gyn.

Damn you! *shakes tiny liter fist*

I see what you did there.

Man, Farker's are on their game today!

I'm not sure if anyone noticed this, but I think the headline may be a play on a common term for menstruation.

can you make the blood flow up the walls?

And how much money did the Red Cross make selling the blood she gave for free?

Ceiling cat kinda, sorta sees what you may have done there.

jaymzz: I'm not sure if anyone noticed this, but I think the headline may be a play on a common term for menstruation.

a man after my own heart. Kudos to you sir/madam!

accujimmy: jaymzz: I'm not sure if anyone noticed this, but I think the headline may be a play on a common term for menstruation.

a man after my own heart. Kudos to you sir/madam!

I too, would like to purchase you 1 Intranet jay.

way to go lady!

as someone with o negative blood, i also donate often but now my measly gallon club card seems pitiful

It's my understanding that here in Canada you have to stop around retirement age or thereabouts. I guess the people she donates with are a little more sensible and determine eligibility according to one's health, not one's age.

Either that or they're desperate and will take anyone. *shrug*

First, five internets for Subby because that headline is solid gold.

Second, I have iron-deficiency anemia, so I feel very grateful to all who donate.

/:)

And i thought bleeding for 5 days without dying was bad. Someone get the fire. And an axe.

Rev.K: This is a brilliant headline.

So brilliant in fact, that it is the metric by which all other brilliant headlines will now be judged.

/+1 subby you magnificent bastard

Assuming he did that on purpose. I like to think he didn't. It would be more magnificent that way.

I'm just over 4 gallons myself. Though it usually gives me the heebie jeebies talking about blood in terms of gallons. (Even without disgusting but clever headlines.)

+1 would groan in disgust and amusement again

Just sitting here enjoying a bloody mary..

A+ headline!

tonguedepressor: Ceiling cat kinda, sorta sees what you may have done there.

It's Harry Potter cat!

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 90 years and doesn't die...

Oh bloody hell...

chixdiggit: A: Sheep.


why do elephants have trunks?

Sheep don't have strings.

tonguedepressor: Ceiling cat kinda, sorta sees what you may have done there.

Judee Sill cat?

MyNameIsMofuga: I am unable to donate blood due to living in Europe during the eighties, but I still donate my organ.

Yeah, I know, what's up with that? I lived in England for a few months in '81 and now I can't give blood anymore because they can't test for Mad Cow Disease.

loser0, I've had that comic in my head for eight years. Used to love Diesel Sweeties back in the day. Still have Clango and Red Robot shirts. I'm a dork.

Sarcastica75: First, five internets for Subby because that headline is solid gold.

Second, I have iron-deficiency anemia, so I feel very grateful to all who donate.

/:)

Hey baby, I've got hemochromatosis. How about I give you a transfusion?

/never thought I could work that disease into a pickup line.
//a decade behind on my blood tests.
///genetically more metal than you! RAWK!!!