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(TMZ) NewsFlash Michael Jackson starts plans for Thriller 2   (tmz.com) divider line 3821
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Daniels 2009-06-25 05:52:02 PM  
Yikes. Rough day.

 
Djh8 2009-06-25 05:52:08 PM  
Zombie dance

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2009-06-25 05:52:09 PM  
He just beat it.

 
DansLaLuna 2009-06-25 05:52:16 PM  
He's out of my life, he's out of my life, and it cuts like a knife.......

 
Bunnyhat 2009-06-25 05:52:19 PM  
Boobies.



Holy farking shiat.

Did not see that coming soon.

 
uclafalcon [TotalFark] 2009-06-25 05:52:30 PM  
Goodnight Jacko.

 
Di Atribe [TotalFark] 2009-06-25 05:52:37 PM  
Couldn't even let Farrah have her day. What an attention whore.

/sad

 
Roger Arseways 2009-06-25 05:52:38 PM  
I guess the auction's back on as an estate sale

 
cyfarian 2009-06-25 05:52:51 PM  
RIP.

 
sevon 2009-06-25 05:52:54 PM  
Well damn, I lost a dollar in the office death pool. I pegged Kronkite as the next to go.

 
Sdecker 2009-06-25 05:52:56 PM  
Evil bastard subby

+1

 
St00pidN00b [TotalFark] 2009-06-25 05:52:58 PM  
Favorite non-greenlit one: "Michael Jackson dead at 50. In accordance to his will, little boys' pants shall be flown at half-mast" (not mine)

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-06-25 05:53:03 PM  
Jacko is permanently on his backo.

 
Dariodevil 2009-06-25 05:53:05 PM  
Hopefully his kids will finally be taken care of.

 
Dwight256 2009-06-25 05:53:06 PM  
Good night, pedo-man.

 
Barton Fink 2009-06-25 05:53:09 PM  
quick! grab some DNA!!!!

 
bigbadideasinaction 2009-06-25 05:53:10 PM  
Holy fark...

 
Richard Pye 2009-06-25 05:53:12 PM  
Goodnight, sweet prince.

 
Christi [TotalFark] 2009-06-25 05:53:13 PM  
Holy crap. I didn't really expect him to die by heart attack.

 
Thinking By Numbers [TotalFark] 2009-06-25 05:53:17 PM  
ZING!

 
birdmanesq [TotalFark] 2009-06-25 05:53:17 PM  
THE KING OF POP IS DEAD! LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP!

 
videogamesizzle 2009-06-25 05:53:20 PM  
Wow. Did not expect that.

 
CelebrityPharmacist [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-25 05:53:20 PM  
Good night kiddie diddling man

 
12349876 2009-06-25 05:53:22 PM  
Time to start taking bets on who completes the trifecta.

 
surlyadopter 2009-06-25 05:53:22 PM  
He is survived by three children and Bubbles the chimp.

 
soy_bomb 2009-06-25 05:53:25 PM  
Just beat it!

 
gmaki 2009-06-25 05:53:27 PM  
Who is the third biggest name from the 80's? Whoever it is should be shaking in their shoes about now.

 
WREFORD 2009-06-25 05:53:28 PM  
Probably had it coming....

 
TappingTheVein 2009-06-25 05:53:28 PM  
I'll bet it was suicide.

 
VRaptor117 2009-06-25 05:53:30 PM  
Holy crap. Insert pedophile joke/play-on-song title joke here.

 
trouzourt [TotalFark] 2009-06-25 05:53:37 PM  
I just want to say that

you are not alone..
I am here with you ..
look up at your ceiling
IM watching you masturbate.
mattnelsoninfo.files.wordpress.com

 
greaser_77 2009-06-25 05:53:46 PM  
And all the little boys around the world cried out....in happiness

 
birchman [TotalFark] 2009-06-25 05:53:49 PM  
SHIM-OH-NAH!

 
sburch79 [TotalFark] 2009-06-25 05:53:54 PM  
They say they come in threes. McMahon, Fawcett, and Jackson.

 
eyehate [TotalFark] 2009-06-25 05:53:56 PM  
It's always a shame when a white woman dies.

 
geedavey 2009-06-25 05:53:57 PM  
"the funk of 40,000 years" starts....NOW.

 
serial_crusher [TotalFark] 2009-06-25 05:53:58 PM  
+1 subby.

Who's the lucky celebrity to complete today's trifecta?

 
Befuddled 2009-06-25 05:53:59 PM  
Trifecta in play?

 
aquigley [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-25 05:53:59 PM  
y'know, I almost went the Thriller 2/zombie route with my headline, too.

Decided on the pants at half-mast, thought I'd win.

Congrats, subby. Milestone headline's yours.

 
proton 2009-06-25 05:54:04 PM  
Heart attack you say? He must have had a look at the Man in the Mirror.

 
St00pidN00b [TotalFark] 2009-06-25 05:54:05 PM  
Christi: Holy crap. I didn't really expect him to die by heart attack.

Or overdose/suicide attempt, depending on which rumor you believe...

 
Di Atribe [TotalFark] 2009-06-25 05:54:06 PM  
12349876: Time to start taking bets on who completes the trifecta.

I'm pretty sure he completes the trifecta: McMahon, Farrah, Jacko

 
LineNoise [TotalFark] 2009-06-25 05:54:13 PM  
uclaradio.com

FINALLY, I get to move on up. I thought I would be stuck with this dumb name forever.

 
Keith Moon 2009-06-25 05:54:14 PM  
Damn shame. Before he was a freak, he was as talented of an entertainer the world would ever know

 
eraser8 2009-06-25 05:54:16 PM  
And Mark Sanford breathes a huge sigh of relief.

 
flawedai 2009-06-25 05:54:18 PM  
Crazy.

 
laotzu 2009-06-25 05:54:18 PM  
Holy shiat! That is nuts.

I mean it was fun to make fun of him and all...but this is just sad.

 
CelebrityPharmacist [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-25 05:54:21 PM  
12349876: Time to start taking bets on who completes the trifecta.

It is complete. Jackson, farrah, Ed McMahon

 
medius [TotalFark] 2009-06-25 05:54:21 PM  
birdmanesq: THE KING OF POP IS DEAD! LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP!

Who gets that crown? Justin Timberlake?

 
el_dudarino [TotalFark] 2009-06-25 05:54:23 PM  
Sympathy Death is such an AW move. We'll miss you Farrah!

 
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