Vee vant zat money, Lebowski.

Or vee cut off your johnson, Lebowski.

\Sometimes I AM prepared for Fark threads.

Obviously you are not a golfer.

Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that ain't legal either.

Or... obviously, you are not a gopher.

I'd like to try and act like I know what everyone is talking about but I think I would just be out of my element...

How did an aquatic rodent within the city limits.

/That's also illegal.

At least I'm housebroken.

Is it time? Is it time?

Cut them up stew em and eat them

You mean, coitus?

Gunny Highway: How did an aquatic rodent within the city limits.

/That's also illegal.

It accidentally.

Well that just, like, your opinion, man.

Probably wanted for questioning

BuckTurgidson: Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

came here for this!

big lebowski headline reference trifecta in play...

drjekel_mrhyde: Cut them up stew em and eat them

Put it through a blender and make marmite.

Marmot said there'd be days like this.

That's why I say "hey man nice marmot"

thelordofcheese: It accidentally.

Oooooh, I it.

If you cook them right you get marmalade.

/Got nothin' relevant to Lebowski threads

i'm gonna go find a cash machine



/not my homework

Son of Orpheus: You mean, coitus?

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

It's a stoat

Back where I'm from (NY), our local marmots are referred to as "groundhogs" ... There's even a sort of holiday dedicated to them. "Marmot Day" sounds better though.

Is this your homework, Larry?


/hotter'n a stack of lingonberry pancakes.

Yeah, marmots are nice and all but I prefer marmosets (new window).

Inigo_Montoya: BuckTurgidson: Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

came here for this!

Me too. Leaving happy.

Don't drive angry!

this is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

...that's your name Dude...

...johnson?

rickthecabbie: It's a stoat

The Weasel Community frowns on these shenanigans!

Smokey the Bare: I'd like to try and act like I know what everyone is talking about but I think I would just be out of my element...

Smokey my friend, you are entering a world of pain.

/paul robertson ftw

Serious note, though...

Link (new window)

,,,the "marmot incident" Monday involved one of the burrowing creatures bursting through the door of the restaurant...


Heeeeeere's MARMIE!!!

Mark it a zero

The guy who wrote that article really knows how to work the marmot angle.

Um.... ah... Hey this is a private residence, man

shiat yeah the Achievers!

Came for the... "i'm gonna knock you out... marmoset knock you out1" quole alnd left... Oh, there it is :)

fillg
Yeah, marmots are nice and all but I prefer marmosets

Apparently they don't like being shot at.

/Obscure?
//better farkin' not be

In and around the lake...
Marmots come out of the sky
AND THEY STAND THERE!!!

(Honestly, for over a decade that's what I thought the lyrics were.)

Ah hell, I'm sure it's down there somewhere, let me take another look.