deputy:


deputy's mom:

What did they charge Kenny Chesney with for what he dumped on the entire crowd?

Deputy Dougie Houser?

And this is not news how?

Megain: deputy:


deputy's mom:

That's great. You can tell by her smirk she's thinking "he's in a LOT bigger trouble than I am".

I'd throw up too if I had to go to a Kenny Chesney concert.

I like that the ad on the page is for House of Vacuums.

So say we all.

I'd hit his mom.

Dairy King
I'd hit his mom.

with a bus?

he looks like he's packin or tuckin or whatever they call using snuf these days

Dude went to see Kenny Chesney!
With his mom!!!

That situation would be enough to sicken anyone.

/maybe too much boozes factored in somewhat too.

Who the hell is Kenny Chesney?

Ta-Da!

almejita: Dairy King
I'd hit his mom.

with a bus?

Looks like somebody else beat you to it.

His mom?

I'm just glad that this story made fark ahead of the "guy dies in an auger" thing that happened last week. I avoided fark for days because I didnt want to read the wood chipper jokes.

I go to Kenny Chesney's alma mater, so I'm...really embarrassed that I just admitted that I go to Kenny Chesney's alma mater.

/vomiting

You would think that the wife of the chief of police of another town (ie the mom) would know better than to shove a law enforcement officer.

So cops can't be people now?

While it's unreasonable to assume police are somehow guiltless and are never wrong or brutal, by the same token it's unreasonable to ask them to be any better than the rest of us when they're off the clock.

Of course, police who are jackasses off the clock and somehow involve their job are farktards.

Was he, by chance, an aristocrat?

Wow... I've heard the name... sounds like it's a thing I've never heard his music...

Mom looks like she'd be fun to have a couple of drink with.

And they both look about the same age. WTF?

Completely unrelated but never tell Chesney to kiss your ass. He'll slip you the tongue

gilbyguy: You would think that the wife of the chief of police of another town (ie the mom) would know better than to shove a law enforcement officer.

You should have realized your error with "You would think..."

Trik: he looks like he's packin or tuckin or whatever they call using snuf these days

suckin cockin

MadAzza: Mom looks like she'd be fun to have a couple of drink with.

Motherlover

Retort: So cops can't be people now?

While it's unreasonable to assume police are somehow guiltless and are never wrong or brutal, by the same token it's unreasonable to ask them to be any better than the rest of us when they're off the clock.

Of course, police who are jackasses off the clock and somehow involve their job are farktards.

I'm impressed he didn't get to flash his badge and receive a ride home.

Just reading the headline, itself, would make me spew!

/Way to go, Fargo!

I'll have to ask the boss to pull the phone recordings for our entertainment. (Company I work for does the jail phones in Cass.) No I won't post them on youtube.

I was also in Southwest Multi-County today doing work in the jail and this story was the conversation of the day.

I got to hear plenty of drinking related stories today while fixing stuff. Both with and without this deputies involvement, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

darrent83: Retort: So cops can't be people now?

While it's unreasonable to assume police are somehow guiltless and are never wrong or brutal, by the same token it's unreasonable to ask them to be any better than the rest of us when they're off the clock.

Of course, police who are jackasses off the clock and somehow involve their job are farktards.

So why is it unreasonable to ask them to obey the laws they've taken an oath to enforce?

It's not unreasonable at all. It's not against the law to get drunk at a concert, however.

/Red Hot Red Hot, To the top! We Are Red Hot! SHOUT AT THE DEVIL!

Just thought I'd ask: why all the Chesney hate?

Am I the only one expecting a Florida Tag with this?

sarcastic664: Just thought I'd ask: why all the Chesney hate?

He sucks.

sarcastic664: Just thought I'd ask: why all the Chesney hate?

He sucked the gerbil out of Richard Gere's butthole

Smeggy Smurf: sarcastic664: Just thought I'd ask: why all the Chesney hate?

He sucked the gerbil out of Richard Gere's butthole

This is the greatest response to anything written, ever.

Much better newspaper headline:

Technicolor Yawn Gets Cop Arrested At Concert (new window)

Retort: darrent83: Retort: So cops can't be people now?

While it's unreasonable to assume police are somehow guiltless and are never wrong or brutal, by the same token it's unreasonable to ask them to be any better than the rest of us when they're off the clock.

Of course, police who are jackasses off the clock and somehow involve their job are farktards.

So why is it unreasonable to ask them to obey the laws they've taken an oath to enforce?

It's not unreasonable at all. It's not against the law to get drunk at a concert, however.

public intox? trespassing? (refusing to leave when asked by management to do so)

Proud to say I wouldn't be able to identify a passage of Mr. Chesney's music. Is he the late 2000's version of Billy Ray Cyrus or something? Would Bill Hicks deem him a sucker of Satan's cock?

Love ya Margie

Smeggy Smurf: sarcastic664: Just thought I'd ask: why all the Chesney hate?

He sucked the gerbil out of Richard Gere's butthole

Is this some kind of country music? How many songs does he have that reference 9/11? I'll just go ahead and guess a minimum of two.

Ahhh, Kenny concerts, some of the best entertainment you can find. People like this kid and his mom are part of what makes them sooooooo wonderful!

I for the life of me can't understand the hate exibited here for a great artist like Kenny.

A great singing voice and acting talent. And for that mater a great all around person. Who can forget him in his trade mark orange parka? And who can forget the number of time he has sacrificed himself for the greater good?

My god people.. for shame!

Kenny Chesney is like NASCAR: Most of us just don't like it. At ALL.

I worked with this gal, Brandi, who just loved Kenny. If you said anything bad about Kenny Chesney, her head would spin in circles and she became an evil whore....oh wait she is an evil whore. To quote a good friend, "she might be cute, but I guarantee you that some guy somewhere is tired of her shiat"...anyway

Anyone notice the Dominoes pizza commercial in the margin? Funny, Kenny and Dominoes will both make you hurl...how appropriate.

There is no such thing as good country music period. Naturally the same holds true for rap crap.

He wouldn't be the only one barfing it it had been ABBA.