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(Some Drunk Redneck) Asinine Deputy takes mom to concert, vomits on concertgoers, refuses to leave, watches as mom gets into altercation with police officers. In Deputy's defense, Kenny Chesney is enough to make anyone puke   (grandforksherald.com) divider line 49
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Megain [TotalFark] 2009-06-23 10:53:58 PM  
deputy:
megain.smugmug.com

deputy's mom:
megain.smugmug.com

 
windbag 2009-06-24 12:28:13 AM  
What did they charge Kenny Chesney with for what he dumped on the entire crowd?

 
Sid Deuces 2009-06-24 12:29:12 AM  
Deputy Dougie Houser?

 
Desmo 2009-06-24 12:30:01 AM  
And this is not news how?

 
John Buck 41 2009-06-24 12:38:33 AM  
Megain: deputy:


deputy's mom:


That's great. You can tell by her smirk she's thinking "he's in a LOT bigger trouble than I am".

 
frostbitten 2009-06-24 12:39:11 AM  
I'd throw up too if I had to go to a Kenny Chesney concert.

 
nooner2112 2009-06-24 12:39:25 AM  
I like that the ad on the page is for House of Vacuums.

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2009-06-24 12:40:40 AM  
So say we all.

 
Dairy King 2009-06-24 12:43:59 AM  
I'd hit his mom.

 
almejita [TotalFark] 2009-06-24 12:48:55 AM  
Dairy King
I'd hit his mom.

with a bus?

 
Trik 2009-06-24 12:48:57 AM  
he looks like he's packin or tuckin or whatever they call using snuf these days

 
Sid Deuces 2009-06-24 12:49:31 AM  
Dude went to see Kenny Chesney!
With his mom!!!

That situation would be enough to sicken anyone.

/maybe too much boozes factored in somewhat too.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2009-06-24 12:54:04 AM  
Who the hell is Kenny Chesney?

 
PickinWhiskers 2009-06-24 01:00:13 AM  
Ta-Da!

 
Pay the Man 2009-06-24 01:04:47 AM  
almejita: Dairy King
I'd hit his mom.

with a bus?


Looks like somebody else beat you to it.

 
Barbecue Bob 2009-06-24 01:05:28 AM  
His mom?
www.digital-tv.co.uk

 
ChadManMn 2009-06-24 01:05:43 AM  
I'm just glad that this story made fark ahead of the "guy dies in an auger" thing that happened last week. I avoided fark for days because I didnt want to read the wood chipper jokes.

 
Plate of Crazy 2009-06-24 01:08:14 AM  
I go to Kenny Chesney's alma mater, so I'm...really embarrassed that I just admitted that I go to Kenny Chesney's alma mater.

/vomiting

 
gilbyguy [TotalFark] 2009-06-24 01:12:39 AM  
You would think that the wife of the chief of police of another town (ie the mom) would know better than to shove a law enforcement officer.

 
Retort [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-24 01:12:58 AM  
So cops can't be people now?

While it's unreasonable to assume police are somehow guiltless and are never wrong or brutal, by the same token it's unreasonable to ask them to be any better than the rest of us when they're off the clock.

Of course, police who are jackasses off the clock and somehow involve their job are farktards.

 
FishStampede [TotalFark] 2009-06-24 01:13:07 AM  
Was he, by chance, an aristocrat?

 
gr8fultom 2009-06-24 01:14:43 AM  
Wow... I've heard the name... sounds like it's a thing I've never heard his music...

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2009-06-24 01:16:22 AM  
Mom looks like she'd be fun to have a couple of drink with.

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2009-06-24 01:17:02 AM  
And they both look about the same age. WTF?

 
Smeggy Smurf 2009-06-24 01:21:34 AM  
Completely unrelated but never tell Chesney to kiss your ass. He'll slip you the tongue

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-06-24 01:27:34 AM  
gilbyguy: You would think that the wife of the chief of police of another town (ie the mom) would know better than to shove a law enforcement officer.

You should have realized your error with "You would think..."

 
onebadgungan 2009-06-24 01:37:31 AM  
Trik: he looks like he's packin or tuckin or whatever they call using snuf these days

suckin cockin

 
onebadgungan 2009-06-24 01:39:46 AM  
MadAzza: Mom looks like she'd be fun to have a couple of drink with.

Motherlover

 
nmathew01 2009-06-24 01:43:07 AM  
Retort: So cops can't be people now?

While it's unreasonable to assume police are somehow guiltless and are never wrong or brutal, by the same token it's unreasonable to ask them to be any better than the rest of us when they're off the clock.

Of course, police who are jackasses off the clock and somehow involve their job are farktards.


I'm impressed he didn't get to flash his badge and receive a ride home.

 
Farkin' Found It! 2009-06-24 02:01:31 AM  
Just reading the headline, itself, would make me spew!

/Way to go, Fargo!

 
Crosshair [TotalFark] 2009-06-24 02:06:47 AM  
I'll have to ask the boss to pull the phone recordings for our entertainment. (Company I work for does the jail phones in Cass.) No I won't post them on youtube.

I was also in Southwest Multi-County today doing work in the jail and this story was the conversation of the day.

I got to hear plenty of drinking related stories today while fixing stuff. Both with and without this deputies involvement, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

 
Retort [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-06-24 02:09:34 AM  
darrent83: Retort: So cops can't be people now?

While it's unreasonable to assume police are somehow guiltless and are never wrong or brutal, by the same token it's unreasonable to ask them to be any better than the rest of us when they're off the clock.

Of course, police who are jackasses off the clock and somehow involve their job are farktards.

So why is it unreasonable to ask them to obey the laws they've taken an oath to enforce?


It's not unreasonable at all. It's not against the law to get drunk at a concert, however.

 
Doc Batarang 2009-06-24 02:13:41 AM  
www.bullz-eye.com

/Red Hot Red Hot, To the top! We Are Red Hot! SHOUT AT THE DEVIL!

 
sarcastic664 2009-06-24 02:18:11 AM  
Just thought I'd ask: why all the Chesney hate?

 
jilfalk [TotalFark] 2009-06-24 02:21:08 AM  
Am I the only one expecting a Florida Tag with this?

 
PickinWhiskers 2009-06-24 02:21:47 AM  
sarcastic664: Just thought I'd ask: why all the Chesney hate?

He sucks.

 
Smeggy Smurf 2009-06-24 02:27:27 AM  
sarcastic664: Just thought I'd ask: why all the Chesney hate?

He sucked the gerbil out of Richard Gere's butthole

 
Ninja Wicked 2009-06-24 03:09:34 AM  
Smeggy Smurf: sarcastic664: Just thought I'd ask: why all the Chesney hate?

He sucked the gerbil out of Richard Gere's butthole


This is the greatest response to anything written, ever.

 
Jamieboy 2009-06-24 04:16:14 AM  
Much better newspaper headline:

Technicolor Yawn Gets Cop Arrested At Concert (new window)

 
que lastima 2009-06-24 05:13:26 AM  
Retort: darrent83: Retort: So cops can't be people now?

While it's unreasonable to assume police are somehow guiltless and are never wrong or brutal, by the same token it's unreasonable to ask them to be any better than the rest of us when they're off the clock.

Of course, police who are jackasses off the clock and somehow involve their job are farktards.

So why is it unreasonable to ask them to obey the laws they've taken an oath to enforce?

It's not unreasonable at all. It's not against the law to get drunk at a concert, however.


public intox? trespassing? (refusing to leave when asked by management to do so)

 
Ow My Balls 2009-06-24 06:23:04 AM  
Proud to say I wouldn't be able to identify a passage of Mr. Chesney's music. Is he the late 2000's version of Billy Ray Cyrus or something? Would Bill Hicks deem him a sucker of Satan's cock?

 
AbbeySomeone 2009-06-24 06:39:46 AM  
Love ya Margie

 
boobsrgood [TotalFark] 2009-06-24 07:10:47 AM  
Smeggy Smurf: sarcastic664: Just thought I'd ask: why all the Chesney hate?

He sucked the gerbil out of Richard Gere's butthole


Is this some kind of country music? How many songs does he have that reference 9/11? I'll just go ahead and guess a minimum of two.

 
lizardcowgal 2009-06-24 08:22:44 AM  
Ahhh, Kenny concerts, some of the best entertainment you can find. People like this kid and his mom are part of what makes them sooooooo wonderful!

 
greenapple2step 2009-06-24 09:50:14 AM  
I for the life of me can't understand the hate exibited here for a great artist like Kenny.

A great singing voice and acting talent. And for that mater a great all around person. Who can forget him in his trade mark orange parka? And who can forget the number of time he has sacrificed himself for the greater good?

My god people.. for shame!

 
Combustion 2009-06-24 10:37:55 AM  
Kenny Chesney is like NASCAR: Most of us just don't like it. At ALL.

 
Dr_Retriever 2009-06-24 12:31:51 PM  
I worked with this gal, Brandi, who just loved Kenny. If you said anything bad about Kenny Chesney, her head would spin in circles and she became an evil whore....oh wait she is an evil whore. To quote a good friend, "she might be cute, but I guarantee you that some guy somewhere is tired of her shiat"...anyway

Anyone notice the Dominoes pizza commercial in the margin? Funny, Kenny and Dominoes will both make you hurl...how appropriate.

 
rustylite 2009-06-24 02:11:45 PM  
There is no such thing as good country music period. Naturally the same holds true for rap crap.

 
simpsonfan 2009-06-24 04:13:48 PM  
He wouldn't be the only one barfing it it had been ABBA.

 
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